Barney's Favorites Volume 1 (Home Video) (CoolSwartzx123 Version) (Script)

(Barney Theme Song Starts)

Kids: Barney is a dinosaur

From our imagination,

And when he's tall, he's what we call

A dinosaur sensation!

Barney's friends are big and small;

They come from lots of places.

After school they meet to play

And sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things

Like how to play pretend,

ABC's and 123s

And how to be a friend.

Barney comes to play with us

Whenever we may need him.

Barney can be your friend too,

If you just make-believe him!

(Barney Favorites Volume 1 title card)

(After the theme song we see Christine, Kevin, Heather, David preparing for a picnic in the backyard.)

Heather: This is gonna be a fun picnic you guys!

Christine: It sure is.

David: Yeah but it seems like something's missing

(Heather, Christine & Kevin agree)

(Jason walks in carrying a picnic basket with the Barney doll peeking out of the basket)

Jason: Hi, guys!

(David, Heather, Christine & Kevin greet Jason)

(Jason puts the picnic basket on the stump and takes out the Barney doll)

Jason: Look who I brought!

Jason (Imitating Barney): Hi Everybody!

(David, Heather, Christine & Kevin greet the Barney doll)

David: I knew that something was missing.

Kevin: It's definitely gonna be our best picnic yet now!

(Jason, David, Heather & Christine agree)

(Camera pans to the Barney doll and he comes to life)

Barney: Whoa! Did somebody say picnic?

Kids: Barney!

(They all hug Barney)

Barney: Hi guys! Oh I just love picnics! The fresh air, the good food, the games and all of the friends!

Heather: And it's gonna be a lot better now that you're here.

David: Yeah! Because we know something special always happens when you're around!

Barney: That's true! But every day can be special when your with your friends and family.

(My Family's Just Right for Me starts)

Barney: and families are very special you know (laugh)

All (Singing): Oh, a family is people and a family is love. That's a family. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, But mine's just right for me. Yeah, mine's just right for me.

Christine (Singing): I've got a friend who lives with his mom and dad, With his brother and sister, too. They've got a cat, a dog and a pet bullfrog And I'm really glad they do.

All (Singing): Oh, a family is people and a family is love. That's a family. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, But mine's just right for me. Yeah, mine's just right for me. Barney: Yep it's true! Your family is just right for you.

Jason (Singing): There's a girl I know who lives with her mom. Her dad lives far away. Although she sees her parents just one at a time, They both love her everyday.

All (Singing): Oh, a family is people and a family is love. That's a family. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, But mine's just right for me. Yeah, mine's just right for me.

David (Singing): I know a boy who's new, he just moved in. He moved from Alabama. And the person who's the head of his family, is his loving, dear old grandma.

All (Singing): Oh, a family is people and a family is love. That's a family. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, But mine's just right for me. Yeah, mine's just right for me.

Barney: Time for the family portrait

(Everyone laughs as the song ends)

Barney: Oh boy! That was so much fun!

Christine: Yeah I just love that song!

Kevin: Yeah me too but after all that singing, I'm getting kind of hungry!

(All the other kids agree)

(Barney's tummy rumbles)

Kids: Whoa!

Jason: You must really be hungry Barney!

Barney: I sure am! It's a good thing I just happened to bring my lunch box with me!

(Barney uses his magic to make a lunch box appear)

(Kids adlib about the lunch box)

Christine: What do you have inside your lunch box Barney?

Barney: Well let me see I have apples, bananas, carrot sticks, yogurt, some fruit juice, some veggies (gotta have my veggies) a chicken (Bacawk!) (fades out as instrumental music plays)

(As Barney is listing everything in his lunchbox, he takes out food and then it eventually turns into him handing out random stuff to the kids to put it on the picnic blanket) (All of this is done with time lapse)

Barney: ... and some pistachio nuts. There that's everything!

(Kids adlib as the camera shows the picnic basket full of food)

Heather: That's everything all right!

Kevin: In fact I think you overdid it!

Barney: Whoops! Sorry! Let me fix that!

(Barney uses his magic and takes away all of the random stuff and organizes the food making the display a lot cleaner)

(Kids adlib about how much better that is)

Barney: There much better! Now let's eat.

Jason: Wait! There's one more thing to make this display complete!

(Kids and Barney ask what it is)

Jason: It's a whole bunch of

Barney: (Gasp) Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches!

Jason: That's right! And my mom happens to make the best peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the whole world!

Barney: The best? In the whole wide world? Really?

Jason: Uh-huh!

Barney: Can I please have one?

Jason: Of course, I made enough for everyone!

(Kids cheer)

Barney: Oh Boy!

(Peanut Butter starts)

Barney: I just love peanut butter.

Barney (Singing):