Bear in the Big Blue House (swearing)

Your diapers hardly fit at all.

It's time to get to know your potty chair.

(Hey Let's sing the Shit Song. I'm just going to go shit anyway

with you, you better plant your fucking ass on the toilet.)

[Verse 2]

You'll look so suave and debonair in your pair of underwear.

(You Moron)

It's time to get to know your potty chair.

[Verse 3]

And even though you're getting taller, Mom will be there when you call 'er.

She understand 'cause she was there.

(What is this for? The handicapped?)

Yes, Mommy had a potty chair.

Oh yeah, she did.

[Verse 4]

Your tush is clean. Your tush is dry.

Flush it down and wave goodbye.

It's time to get to know your potty chair.

[Verse 5]

Learning how's a fine ambition.

Now, come and join a long tradition.

(Hey Moron, stick your ass down here! I'm a bear I can shit wherever I want! But you

better plant your fucking ass on this toilet or I'm going to fucking rip you!)