Schemer Alone Again (SuperMalechi's version, script)


 * (we open up and see Barney and BJ helping Billy fixing Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)'s whistle)
 * Barney: Here's your whistle, Mr. Conductor 1.
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr): Thanks, guys.
 * BJ: You're welcome.
 * Billy: I agree.
 * BJ: While everyone is doing all this work, how come Schemer isn't helping?
 * Barney: I bet Schemer is gonna be busy today, while mom is out of town. And he is going to do her jobs.
 * Schemer: (on phone) Come on, mommy! I already promised! I am Horace Schemer, your son.
 * Schemer's Mom (off-screen voice): Oh, I am going out of town. And by the way, you are to do my jobs while I am away!
 * Schemer: C'mooonnn!! I already promised!
 * Schemer's Mom: Stop whining, Schemer! I already agreed.
 * Schemer: Well, bye-bye!
 * (he goes off the phone, then starts bawling)
 * Schemer: (bawling) Ohohohohohoho, oh, my mommy's gone, my mommy's gone! Everybody, you are to do my chores, while I am working at my arcade! Barney, you are to make my bed!
 * Barney: Oh, Schemer, wait! You gotta do it yourself!
 * Schemer: BJ, you gotta help clean up my room!
 * BJ: Wait, Schemer! You gotta do it!
 * Schemer: Baby Bop, you gotta help me brush my teeth!
 * Baby Bop: No, Schemer! You gotta do it yourself!
 * Schemer: And those kids, vacumm the floor!
 * Carlos: Oh, wait, Schemer! You gotta do it for my mother!
 * Schemer: You fools do it now! (storms off)
 * Barney: Oh, I guess he has to do it, while we have fun.
 * (music starts for "Having Fun Song")
 * Barney: Today is a special day, because we're all together. We'll have a Super-Dee-Duper time, because we're gonna have fun. Clap your hands.
 * (they all clap hands)
 * Barney: Run in place.
 * (they all run)
 * Barney: Dance a silly dance.
 * (they all dance)
 * Barney: Make a funny face.
 * (they make funny faces)
 * Barney: Whatever we do, me and you, the one thing that we know..
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Conductors, Stacy, Billy & Kids: Is that we're gonna have fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. We're gonna have fun together. Fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. Together we're gonna have fun. Together we're gonna have fun. (music ends)
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr): It reminds me of Thomas leaving the conductor behind. I'll tell you all about it.
 * (he blows whistle and the story "Thomas & The Conductor" begins)
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr): Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarebel agreed with him. Annie can only take passangers, but Clarebel only can passangers, luggage and the conductor. They are both old and need new paint, but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and fowards, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the song, he sings:
 * Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr): And the coaches sing:
 * Annie & Clarebel: We're coming along, we're coming along.