Barney's Treehouse (SuperMalechi's version)


 * (we open up and we see the entire playground. Then, we pan over to the kids sitting on the jungle gym)
 * Ashley: Having fun is so great.
 * Hannah: It sure is.
 * Robert: I love to have fun.
 * Chip: Me too.
 * Ashley: It feels like a sunny day.
 * Chip: It sure was.
 * (Barney comes to life)
 * Barney: I love having fun!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi there.
 * Robert: We love to have fun.
 * Barney: (music starts for The Having Fun Song) We do, Robert.
 * Barney & Kids: Today is a special day, because we're all together.
 * Barney: We'll have a Super-Dee-Duper time, because we're gonna have fun!
 * Barney & Kids: Clap your hands! Run in place! Dance a silly dance, make a funny face!
 * Barney: Whatever we do, me and you. The one thing that we know is...
 * Barney & Kids: We're gonna have fun, fun, fun... Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. We're gonna have fun together. Fun, fun, fun... Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. Together, we're gonna have fun! Together, we're gonna have fun!
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: It was great, Hannah.
 * Hannah: It sure was.
 * BJ's voice: Where can Mr. Pickles be?
 * Chip: What was that?!
 * Barney: That was BJ!
 * BJ's voice: He must be on his way.
 * Robert: What was he doing?
 * Chip: I'm not sure. (calls on BJ) Hey, BJ! What are you doing up there?
 * BJ: (calls on Chip back) Looking for Mr. Pickles!
 * Scooter McNutty: Did you see him? Did you see him?
 * BJ: Not yet. He still must be on his way there.
 * Barney: What did he say?
 * Chip: I think he said he was looking for some pickles.
 * Robert: Are you sure that's what he said?
 * Chip: (calls on BJ again) What did you say, BJ?!
 * BJ: (calls on Chip back again) I said I'm looking for Mr. Pickles!
 * Barney: You're right, Chip. I think he said he's looking for Mr. Pickles.
 * Hannah: And why is he looking for some pickles up there?!
 * BJ: (sees something) What a minute!
 * Scooter McNutty: Did you see him? Did you see him?
 * BJ: No, that's not him. That's a car going down the road. I'm going down the treehouse. Please, keep looking for him.
 * Scooter McNutty: Aye-yie, Captain! I'll keep looking for him!
 * Barney: Come on, everybody! Let's go! (they are about to go up to the treehouse, and BJ goes down to see Barney and the kids, until they stop in front of each other)
 * Barney: Whoa, whoa, BJ! What's the big rush?!
 * BJ: Oh. Hi Barney. Hi everybody. And, sorry, Barney. I'm so excited. Today, I'm getting a big surprise for my cousin, Yoshi.
 * Ashley: Is that a pickle surprise?
 * BJ: (chuckles) No, not pickles! I'm waiting for Mr. Pickles, the mail carrier.
 * All (except BJ): Oh! (laugh)
 * BJ: Yoshi always sends me surprises, and he promised I'll give him a big surprise today. (music starts for I Just Can't Wait) I'm so excited, oh, I just can't wait! I just can't wait. It's just not fair. I'm standing there, but I wanna be there. I just can't wait for what tomorrow brings. I just can't wait for anything.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait for some summer fun.
 * BJ: Like going to the beach or playing in the sun! I want to jump and splash when it rains in the spring.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait for anything. He just can't wait for the colors of fall.
 * BJ: To jump in some leaves or play football.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait for a winter's chill.
 * BJ: I want to ride my sled from the top of the hill.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait. It's just not fair. He's standing here, but he wants to be there.
 * BJ: I just can't wait for what the mail man brings. I just can't wait for anything.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait for what tomorrow brings.
 * BJ: I just can't wait for anything.
 * Barney & Kids: He just can't wait for anything. (music ends)
 * BJ: I love surprises.
 * Barney: Me too. I am sure Mr. Pickles will be there soon.
 * Ashley: And I would like to wait for the mail to come.
 * Hannah: Or the first day to school.
 * Chip: Or summer vacation.
 * Robert: Or somebody to have money.
 * BJ: Or a package to arrive.
 * Barney: It reminds me of the mail (music starts for The Mail Song) Think of what might be in a letter. A note or even something better. A birthday card or something from a friend or a picture of your Irish Setter.
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: Oh, the mail. Yes, the mail. The post office sure has lots. Oh, the mail. Yes, the mail. It's fun to put a letter in a mailbox.
 * BJ: Think of what might be in a letter. A note or even something better. A birthday card or something from a friend or a picture of your Irish Setter.
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: Oh, the mail. Yes, the mail. The post office sure has lots. Oh, the mail. Yes, the mail. It's fun to put a letter in a mailbox. (music ends)
 * Barney: I will show you about the post office (moves the Adventure Screen in and a scene of a post office is shown)
 * BJ & Kids: The Adventure Screen!
 * Barney: This shows mail being delivered into a mail truck. And the mail truck carries it to a mail box.
 * BJ: Wow! It was pretty cool, Barney.
 * Barney: It sure was.
 * Ashley: And we love mail.
 * Barney: We sure do, Ashley.
 * BJ: And we can get packages from somebody too!
 * Barney: Right. (sparkles back to the playground. Then, Barney moves the Adventure Screen back, as everyone claps)
 * BJ: I got an idea. We can make cookies and Macaroni and Cheese for Mr. Pickles!
 * Chip: Yeah! I love that!
 * Barney: And then, what are you waiting for everybody! Let's go! (everyone goes to the classroom, and it turns out to be Barney's Restaurant)
 * BJ & Kids: Wow!
 * Barney: Welcome to Barney's Restaurant!
 * BJ: I can make foods.
 * Chip: I can put indigretiants.
 * Baby Bop: (has already arrived) And I est them!
 * Barney: Hi Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop: Hi everybody!
 * Barney: Can I eat one of each foods?
 * BJ: Not yet, Sissy! We can make cookies and Macaroni and Cheese first.
 * Baby Bop: Can I help too?
 * BJ: Sure, Sissy! We can all take turns. (music starts for Taking Turns)
 * Barney: Everyone shares in the fun! Oh, we take turns
 * Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (Oh, we take turns)
 * Barney: When we play a game,
 * Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (When we play a game)
 * Barney: 'Cause that's a rule
 * Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: ('Cause that's a rule)
 * Barney: That stays the same.
 * Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (That stays the same)
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: Oh, we take turns When we play a game, 'Cause that's a rule That stays the same. Oh, we take turns When we play a game.
 * BJ: Now it's your turn, Robert.
 * Robert: Thanks. Oh, we take turns
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (Oh, we take turns)
 * Robert: When we play with toys,
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (When we play with toys)
 * Robert: 'Cause that's what's right
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: ('Cause that's what's right)
 * Robert: For girls and boys.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (For girls and boys) Oh, we take turns When we play with toys, 'Cause that's what's right For girls and boys. Oh, we take turns When we play with toys.
 * Robert: Your turn, Chip.
 * Chip: Okay! Oh, we take turns
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (Oh, we take turns)
 * Chip: So we'll all have fun,
 * Barney Baby Bop, BJ, and Kids: (So we'll all have fun)
 * Chip: And we include
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (And we include)
 * Chip: Everyone.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: (Yes everyone) Oh, we take turns So we'll all have fun, And we include Everyone. Oh, we take turns So we'll all have fun. Oh, we take turns So we'll all have fun, And we include Everyone. Oh, we take turns So we'll all have fun. (music ends)
 * (Fade to the cookies already done)
 * Barney: These cookies are so great.
 * BJ: Yeah, cookies are so yummy!
 * Barney: (music starts for The Cookie Song) That's right, BJ.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie. A cookie that I'm going to eat. Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie. Yummy and nummy and sweet.
 * BJ: First, we make them.
 * Chip: Then, we bake them.
 * Ashley: I can hardly wait until they're done!
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie. Cookies are wonderful fun! Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie.With a glass of milk and a plate. Lookie, lookie It's a cookie, cookie... Smelling and tasting great! First, we make them. Then, we bake them. Then, we decorate them when they're done! Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie. Cookies are wonderful fun! They might be chewy. They might be gooey. Maybe munchy or crunchy when they're done! Lookie, lookie. It's a cookie, cookie. Cookies are wonderful fun! Cookies are wonderful fun! (music ends)
 * Barney: How about we make macaroni and cheese!
 * BJ: Yeah, Macaroni and Cheese smell great!
 * Barney: Then, here we go! (they run off to make Macaroni and Cheese)
 * (we fade to see Barney stiring the macaroni in a boiling pan)
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: I Like Cake. I Like Pie. I Like Chocolates, me-oh-my! I Like Pizza, and I Like Peas But most of all, I Like Mac and Cheese. Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. Three times daily, pretty please! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. We love Mac and Cheese. Squishious, delicious in every bite. It goes down super-dee-duperly right. Oodles of noodles. Cheese by the ton. Mac and Cheese is number one! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. Three times daily, pretty please! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. We love Mac and Cheese. Yankee Doodle rode a pony! We like eating macaroni! All the birdies live in trees! We like Marcaroni and Cheese! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. Three times daily, pretty please! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. We love Mac and Cheese. Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. Three times daily, pretty please! Macaroni, Macaroni, Mac and Cheese. We love Mac and Cheese. Oh, yeah! We love Mac and Cheese. We mean it! Give us Mac and Cheese! Please? (music ends)
 * (we fade to the macaroni and cheese already done)
 * Barney: We can clean up, and we can bring the macaroni and cheese and the cookies back to the playground, so Mr. Pickles can have them, with us.
 * BJ: Yeah!
 * Barney: Then, let's go! (music starts for Clean Up)
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Clean up! Clean up! Everybody, everywhere. Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do your share. Clean up! Clean up! Everybody, everywhere. Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do your share. Clean up! Clean up! Everybody, everywhere. Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do your share. (music ends)
 * (fade to the restaurant all done)
 * Barney: That was great.
 * Baby Bop: I better go home. Bye, bye everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Bye!
 * BJ: Bye, Sissy!
 * (Baby Bop leaves to sparkle and dissapear. Fade to Barney, BJ and Baby Bop going back to the playground with the cookies and the macaroni and cheese)
 * Barney: He's not there yet, BJ.
 * BJ: You're right, Barney.
 * Barney: And I will tell you a story about the Three Little Pigs! (narrating) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.
 * Robert: (as Pig 1) Hello.
 * Chip: (as Pig 2) Hi.
 * Ashley: (as Pig 3) Great to see you.
 * BJ: (as The Big Bad Wolf) And I am the Big Bad Wolf! (evily laugh)
 * Barney: (narrating) And a big bad wolf was attacking the three pigs.
 * (as Barney is narrating, BJ as the Big Bad Wolf is chasing Robert as Pig 1)
 * Barney: (narrating) So, the first little pig built a straw house.
 * Robert: (as Pig 1) The wolf can't find me in my house.
 * Barney: (narrating) Then, the second little pig built a stick house, and he said.
 * Chip: (as Pig 2): This house would save me from the wolf.
 * Barney: (narrating) And the third little pig built a brick house.
 * Ashley: (as Pig 3) The wolf can't eat me in here.
 * Barney: (narratiing) So, the three little pigs lived safely home. Then, one day, the wolf came to the first little pig's straw house and he said.
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) Little pig, little pig, let me come in!!
 * Robert: (as Pig 1) Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) then I'll puff, and I'll huff and I'll blow your house down! (blows three times and the straw house falls in pieces)
 * Robert: (as Pig 1) Oh no! (runs away from BJ as the wolf, which chases after him)
 * Barney: (narrating) And so, the first little pig ran to the second little pig's stick house.
 * Robert: (as Pig 1) Let me in! Please!
 * (and Chip (as Pig 2) did)
 * Barney: (narrating) And, the first and second little pigs were in the stick house. Suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf came and knocked on the door of the second little pig's stick house.
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!!
 * Robert: (as Pig 1): No! No!
 * Chip: (as Pig 2) Not by the hairy of our chiny chin chin!
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) then I'll puff, and I'll huff and I'll blow your house down! (blows three times and the stick house falls in pieces)
 * Barney: (narrating) And he did, and he chased the first and second little pigs into the third little pig's brick house.
 * Chip: Let us in! Please!
 * (and Ashley as Pig 3 did)
 * Barney: (narrating) Soon, the three little pigs were in the brick house together. Suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf arrived and knocked on the door.
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in!!
 * Robert, Chip and Ashley: (as the Three Little Pigs) No! No! No! Not by the hairy of our chiny chin chin!
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) then I'll puff, and I'll huff and I'll blow your house down! (tries to blow the brick house, but it's too strong)
 * Barney: (narrating) He huffed, and he puffed, but he couldn't blow the brick house down!
 * BJ: (as the Big Bad Wolf) Whew!
 * Barney: (narrating) And he left the brick house, and the three little pigs lived happily ever after. The end.
 * (fade back to the playground)
 * Barney: It's a great story I ever told.
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney. I like the part which the three little pigs live happily ever.
 * Barney: Thanks.
 * BJ: And Robert, Chip and Ashley's costume as the three pigs made it looked like they are like pigs.
 * Robert, Chip and Ashley: Thanks, BJ.
 * Barney: Let's sing Mr. Knickerbocker! (music starts for Mr. Knickerbocker)
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop with your hands. (clap hands to rhythm) Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop with your mouth. (tap cheeks to rhythm) (Yeah!) Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop. Hey Mr. Knickerbocker, boppity-bop. I like-a the way that you boppity-bop! (music ends)
 * (Mr. Pickles and Yoshi arrive)
 * Mr. Pickles: Hi everyone!
 * Yoshi: Hi everybody!
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: Hi Mr. Pickles. Hi, Yoshi!
 * BJ: This is my cousin, Yoshi. I am really glad to come for a visit, Yoshi. These are my friends. This is my good friend, Barney?
 * Barney: Hi, Yoshi.
 * BJ: Robert?
 * Robert: Hi.
 * BJ: Chip?
 * Chip: Hello!
 * BJ: Hannah?
 * Hannah: Hi.
 * BJ: And Ashley.
 * Ashley: Hi Yoshi!
 * Barney: It's nice to meet you, Yoshi.
 * Yoshi: Nice to meet you too.
 * Mr. Pickles. It's nice to see you, Barney. Well, here is your macaroni and cheese, and cookies.
 * Barney: It's nice to see you too, Mr. Pickles. Well, here is your macaroni and cheese, and cookies.
 * Mr. Pickles: Thanks. And here is the mail for all of you. Barney, here is a mail letter..
 * Barney: Thanks, Mr. Pickles.
 * Mr. Pickles: BJ, here is a card.
 * BJ: Thanks, Mr. Pickles.
 * Mr. Pickles: Chip, here is a toy car.
 * Chip: Thanks.
 * Mr. Pickles: Ashley, here is a toy bus.
 * Ashley: Thank you.
 * Mr. Pickles: Robert, here is a toy train.
 * Robert: Thank you, Mr. Pickles.
 * Mr. Pickles: And Hannah, here is your toy truck.
 * Hannah: Thanks.
 * BJ: Barney, we had fun today.
 * Barney: We sure did. (music starts for You Can Count on Me) This means you can count on me. You can count on me. I'll always be around. I will cheer you up. When you're feeling down.I like you, you like me. We have fun together. When it's sunny, when it rains.
 * Barney & BJ: In any kind of, in any kind of, In any kind of weather. You can count on me. Because I am your friend. We make a happy team. Together to the end. When you're happy, doing great. On your side, I will cheer you (Yeah!). When you giggle, when you laugh. I just love to, I just love to, I just love to hear you.
 * Barney: You can count on me, I'll always be around, I will cheer you up, When you're feeling down. You're my buddy, I'm your pal. Side by side we're playing. If you ever need my help.
 * Barney & BJ: On your side I'm, On your side I'm, On your side I'm staying. You can count on me. I'll always be around. I will cheer you up. When you're feeling down. You can count on me. Because I am your friend. We make a happy team. Together to the end. You can count on me. You can count on me! (music ends)
 * Mr. Pickles: I gotta go. I will bring the macaroni and cheese and the cookies. Bye, everyone!
 * Barney, BJ, Yoshi & Kids: Bye, Mr. Pickles!
 * BJ: Barney, we have a lot of fun today making macaroni and cheese and cookies.
 * Barney: We sure did. (music starts for I Love You) After all, every day can be special when you share it with the people you love. I love you, you love me. We're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
 * Barney, BJ, Yoshi & Kids: I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? (music ends)
 * BJ: (chuckles) This was great. C'mon, Yoshi. You and me can have a celebrating party at my house!
 * Yoshi: Okay, BJ.
 * BJ: And we better go. Bye, everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Bye, BJ. Bye, Yoshi.
 * (BJ and Yoshi leave to sparkle and dissapear)
 * Robert: We better get going too. Bye, Barney.
 * Chip: And I am gonna help my mom make dinner.
 * Barney: Bye, everybody.
 * Kids: Bye, everybody!
 * Barney: So long. Take care, everybody! I love you.
 * (the kids leave through the gate door. Then, we fade to see the Barney doll, with a mail letter in front of him. Then, he winks)

Barney Says Segment

 * (the screen turns into a shot of Brian)
 * Brian: Hi everybody! It's time for Barney Says!
 * (the screen turn around to "Barney Says" title card with Barney running to the middle of the screen)
 * Barney: Hello again to all my friends. I'm glad you came to play. Our fun and learning never ends. Here's what we did today! (the logo zooms into the right and through the left) We had fun today waiting for Mr. Pickles. We made macaroni and cheese and cookies for him. BJ had fun waiting for his cousin, Yohi. And remember, I love you. (fades to black)