She's Born! The Barney Hunter Hope! / Transcript

(Opening theme)

(Subtitle: stars and hearts fall with rainbows as the title card is introduced)

Hope: She's Born! The Barney Hunter Hope!

(Hope taps her alarm clock and wakes up and yawns)

Hope: (narrating) My name is Hope Fujimori. I'm 19 and in my first year of college. Unlike my fellow classmates I'm pretty much out of the ordinary and collect Barney merch... Well actually, everything except for the tapes when I try to find them in the thrift store an older woman always beats me to it... Well.. Except...

Hope: See you later mom!!

(Hope walks to school but then...)

Hope: A thrift store!! Maybe I'll be able to complete a collection in one swoop!!

(Inside..)

Hope: Wow!! It's the entire Time Life collection of Barney tapes! I wanted to wait on these but...

Lady: That'll be $4.50.

Hope: Thank you so much!!!

Hope: (smiling)

(Summersfield State)

(Room 119 - Charlie Peters)

Hope: Full on dash!

Hope: Ah...

Monique: Looks like you found a big Barney pile again huh Fujimori?

Hope: Yeah I guess so..

Hope: (narrating) See this girl? That's Monique Mompoint, my best friend, she's the daughter of a famous voice actress and is the wealthiest girl in school! She's got a little sister and her dad writes a comic book series for elementary school students that goes all the way up to high school!

Monique: Someone must've paid a lot for those way back then!

Hope: I'm just glad I got a good deal on them...

Professor Peters: Alright settle down, now that we've gotten through chapter one, let's move on to chapter 2, page 45 in your textbooks...

(After class and during lunch)

Hope: Pickles make everything better! Om nom nom nom nom!!

Monique: Hope, tell me something.

Hope: Yeah Mo-chan?

Monique: You come in to class sometimes with lots of Barney items.... Why do you collect them?

Hope: Well I do go to thrift stores mostly... But mainly.. It's because of my uncle.

Monique: Um I thought you had two or three?

Hope: Living ones, but uncle Richard was the bee's knees!!

Monique: Um hey you know the guy on the back of your Barney box, Richard Leach?

Hope: Well, of course! When I was born I had some kind of connection, he gave me a yellow blanket just like Baby Bop's... When I was 2, he let me meet the original Wiggles too... When I turned 4, he promised me Lyrick Studios, as long as I could move in with him in Texas and go to school there when I got older... But shortly after he made that promise, he died of a heart attack and HiT Entertainment got hold of the company... But I buy them all because