Barney's A Great Day to Get Hard!

Barney's A Great Day to Get Hard is a Barney DVD that was Released on December 21st, 2012. It is the Only Barney DVD that is released by HitIT Entertainment, A sister company of Hit Entertainment, which makes Special DVDs and VHSs out of The Shows that Hit Owns like Thomas and the Really Hard Day, Mr.Rogers' Really Pleasing Neighbor, and last but not least, Bob and Wendy's Big Bangin Day

Plot
While at the park telling A bunch of little Kids a story, Barney discovers that he has a Dick (Because Seriously, it sticks out like a Sore Thumb). However, it is not made of felt. It is an actual human Dick that's Purple with green Pubic Hairs. When all of the kids see that Barney has a Boner, they are shocked. Barney then finds out that other men have these and looks down the Male kids' pants and white stuff comes out of his dick. At first he eats it, thinking that it is Whipped Cream. But, then finds out from BJ that it's cum, since he did it with Baby Bop once after eating too many sausage patties and drinking 4000 kegs of Beer. Barney THEN Discovers Blow jobs and all about them. After, He demands Baby Bob and BJ to join in on the action. Riff, coming back from a Sweatshop then sees the characters getting Hard and becomes Gay when he sees a Fat Man's perky nipples. This results in Cum coming out of Barney, BJ, and Riff's Dicks as it floods the park. Baby Bop is not doing anything since she's a girl, So Barney beats her endlessly with his Erection, Then, BJ and Riff join in on the action as Baby Bop gets beaten even more. Yes! They can breath underwater. They try to escape it but we never know what happens in the End. However, in the YOUAREGAY TV Network Version, They escape the Big White Flood and Settle in the Valley of Talking Coconuts, in which they, you guessed it, get blow jobs from them. Barney sings songs all throughout the whole DVD. These songs are listed below

Songs
Yes! Just Like in Any other Barney VHS or DVD, there are songs that are sung. These songs are Not in Chronological Order. But, Anyway, These songs are
 * It's Fun to Be Gay by Riff and The Fat Gay Guyz
 * Let's Have Sex by Barney and the Fuckers from the Park
 * Barney Blows by The Park Fuckrs
 * Get in The Bed! by BJ Blows-a-lot with the Fuckers from the Park
 * Beat it To Eat it by Barney and the Three other DumbFucks
 * It's Fun to Beat Yo Girl by BJ Blows-a-lot with The Fuckers from the Park
 * Welcome To our Gay Valley by DA CocoNUTS
 * Cum, Cum, Cum! by The Park Fuckrs
 * Blow, Blow, Blow! by ForeSkinners
 * There is a BLOW JOB! by Sausage PaTtY
 * Anyone can Blow by DJ Parker
 * It's A Great Day to Get Hard! (Final Song) by Barney and DA CocoNUTS
 * What's in The Pants? by Barney and the Park Fuckrs
 * I've Got a WHAT??? by Barney and the Fuckers from the Park
 * I Love to Tell Some Stories by Barney the DiNO
 * Barney Theme Song (HitIT Entertainment Version) This song is different from the Original Theme. It is in a Classical Tune and half of it is just Slutty Girls saying "Oh...OH...OH..oh...OH...OHHHH!"
 * Baby Bop Deserves this SHIT by BJ Blows-a-lot with the Other Bands (Except DA CocoNUTS)

Reception
As this went into Reception, it got Critically acclaimed. Roger Ebert says: "It's the Best Movie from HitIT Entertainment!". Brenda M. WallFucher says: "I Can't Wait to See MORE!!!" And She also said the same thing to her husband while reviewing it.

Sequels
Of Course, with the Success of this, Sequels were made, but not about the same thing. The Sequels are: Barney and the Attack of Jeremy Crispo, Barney VS. Chris Chan and many others