Barney's Birthday (1994, Chris the Awesome Guy's version) (script)


 * (we see the kids inside the school)
 * (the music starts for "There Are Seven Days")
 * Kelly: There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week.
 * Kids: There are seven days. There are seven days. There are seven days in a week.
 * Kelly: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
 * Kids: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Barney's Birthday... Barney's Birthday?
 * (music ends)
 * (Barney appears)
 * Barney: Hi, everybody!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Tosha: Barney, is today your birthday?
 * Barney: It sure is, Tosha!
 * Carlos: Well, Barney...
 * Barney: Yes, Carlos?
 * Carlos: Baby Bob, BJ and Black Yoshi will arrive today. Will you go outside and keep checking if they come?
 * Barney: Sure thing, Carlos!
 * (Barney looks outside to watch for the others)
 * (Black Yoshi arrives)
 * Black Yoshi: Hi, Barney! How are you?
 * Barney: I'm fine, Black Yoshi! Thank you.
 * (Black Yoshi enters the classroom)
 * (Baby Bop & BJ arrive)
 * Baby Bop & BJ: Hi, Barney!
 * Barney: Why, hello there, Baby Bop! Hello there, BJ!
 * (Baby Bop & BJ enter the classroom)
 * Barney: Hmm, I wonder what everyone's up to?
 * (the kids, Baby Bop, BJ & Black Yoshi have the ingredients)
 * (the music starts for "The Tortilla Song")
 * Black Yoshi: Oh, we're having lots of fun making special bread. We're rolling it oh so flat.
 * Baby Bop: And when you make your own tortillas...
 * BJ: You've got to pat, pat, pat.
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: When we're done, we can wrap it 'round other foods. That's a really good idea. It's a special kind of bread that we're making ourselves. It's known as a tortilla. When you put other food inside it, you can make a taco or chalupa. But it all starts with one tortilla.
 * Black Yoshi: And making it is super dee dupah!
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Oh, we're having lots of fun making special bread. We're rolling it oh so flat. And when you make your own tortillas, you've got to pat, pat, pat.
 * Black Yoshi: And when you make your own tortillas...
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: You've got to pat, pat, pat.
 * (Music ends)
 * Kelly: Everybody, here comes Barney! Quick! Cover up the tortillas!
 * (Everyone covers up the party food)
 * (Barney arrives)
 * Barney: Hi, everyone. What's going on?
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Nothing.
 * Barney: Hmm. Well, okay. If you say so. It's a wonderful day to go outside for some fresh air. Would you all like to join me?
 * Amy: Sure, we'd love to join you. Come on, everyone!
 * (Barney, BJ, Black Yoshi and the kids go outside for some fresh air)
 * (we can see that inside the classroom, the party food is uncovered and the tortillas are missing)
 * BJ: Well, I guess we should get back inside. Barney, why don't you go to the store to buy some... Hmm.
 * Kelly: Oh, I know! How about some milk?
 * Barney: Great idea, Kelly!
 * (Barney leaves)
 * (BJ, Black Yoshi and the kids go back inside the classroom)
 * Black Yoshi: Oh no! The tortillas! They're gone!
 * (the music starts for "Who Took the Tortillas?")
 * BJ, Black Yoshi, Amy, Tosha, David & Carlos: Who took the tortillas from the dinner plate? Kelly took the tortillas from the dinner plate.
 * Kelly: Who me?
 * BJ, Black Yoshi, Amy, Tosha, David & Carlos: Yes you.
 * Kelly: Couldn't be.
 * BJ, Black Yoshi, Amy, Tosha, David & Carlos: Then who?
 * BJ, Black Yoshi, Amy, Tosha, Kelly & Carlos: Who took the tortillas from the dinner plate? David took the tortillas from the dinner plate.
 * David: Who me?
 * BJ, Black Yoshi, Amy, Tosha, Kelly & Carlos: Yes you.
 * David: Couldn't be.
 * BJ, David, Amy, Tosha, Kelly & Carlos: Who took the tortillas from the dinner plate? Black Yoshi took the tortillas from the dinner plate.
 * Black Yoshi: Who me?
 * BJ, David, Amy, Tosha, Kelly & Carlos: Yes you!
 * Black Yoshi: Couldn't be.
 * BJ, David, Amy, Tosha, Kelly & Carlos: Then who?
 * BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Then who? Then who? It's you!
 * (music ends)
 * Baby Bop: Ouch, my stomach hurts!
 * BJ: Oh, Baby Bop. Are you alright.
 * Baby Bop: I ate all of the tortillas!
 * David: You should be more careful next time not to eat too much, Baby Bop.
 * (45 minutes later title card)
 * BJ: We're all ready for Barney's birthday bash! Who's ready to celebrate?
 * Baby Bop, Black Yoshi & Kids: We are!
 * Amy: Here he comes! Everybody, turn out the lights!
 * (Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi and the kids turn out all the lights)
 * (Barney arrives)
 * Barney: Wow. Why is it so dark in here?
 * (the others flick the lights on)
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Surprise! Happy birthday, Barney!
 * (the music starts for "Happy Birthday to You")
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Barney. Happy birthday to you.
 * (music ends)
 * Kelly: Now, make a wish and blow out the candles!
 * Barney: Okay!
 * (Barney blows out the candles)
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Yay!
 * Barney: Aw, shucks! Thank you, everybody, for this wonderful dinosaur party!
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: You're welcome, Barney!
 * Barney: Preparing for my birthday really made my day. It made me feel special!
 * David: Well, Barney...
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: We feel special too!
 * (the music starts for "Everyone is Special")
 * Barney: You are special, you're the only one. You're the only one like you. There isn't another in the whole wide world who can do the things you do.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: 'Cause you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way. Oh, you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way. You're important, oh you really are. You're the only one like you. The world is better just because you're here. You should know that we love you. 'Cause you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way. Oh, you are special, special. Everyone is special. Everyone in his or her own way.
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Everyone?
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: Everyone in his or her own way.
 * (Music ends)
 * Barney: Once again, thanks for a wonderful party! And remember, I love you!
 * Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: We love you too, Barney!
 * (the music starts for "I Love You")
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Black Yoshi & Kids: I love you. You love me. We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too? I love you. You love me. We're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
 * BJ: I guess we should be going. Bye, Barney! Bye, everyone!
 * Baby Bop: Bye!
 * (Baby Bop & BJ leave)
 * Mario: Hi, Black Yoshi. How was the party?
 * Black Yoshi: Oh, it was great, Mario!
 * Mario & Black Yoshi: Bye, Barney! Have a nice day!
 * Barney: Bye, Mario! Bye, Black Yoshi!
 * (Mario & Black Yoshi leave)
 * Tosha: I guess we should be going too. Bye, Barney!
 * (the kids leaves)
 * Tosha: Oh, and a have a nice rest of your birthday.
 * (Tosha turns out the lights)
 * (Barney goes back to a doll and winks)