Welcome to Mexico (Season 8 2003 version, script)


 * (we open up, and we see the outside of the castle)
 * Yoshi (offscreen): My Dinosaur Eggy Friends, number 1. It was a fun day! We were having a party to celebrate getting rid of Bowser and his gang again!
 * (fades inside castle)
 * Birdo: Thanks again for getting rid of Bowser again! My boyfriend and his friends are super!
 * Orange Yoshi: You said it, Birdo!
 * Yoshi: Now let's celebrate!
 * Barney: Oh boy! This is gonna be Super-Dee-Duper!
 * BJ: I agree.
 * Baby Bop: Me too.
 * (Luci arrives)
 * Luci: Hi everyone!
 * All (except Luci): Hi Luci!
 * Barney: You look very excited today, Luci!
 * Luci: I am! I'm going to Mexico on vacation soon to see my grandpa!
 * Barney: That should be fun!
 * Luci: It will! We're gonna have a fiesta together!
 * Black Yoshi: What's a fiesta?
 * Barney: A fiesta is how you say the word "party" in Spanish!
 * Luci: They speak Spanish in Mexico, but my grandpa speaks Engilish and Spanish, and I speak a little bit of Spanish, too!
 * Barney: Great! And while your there, you can talk to more people in Mexico!
 * Luci: Yeah!
 * Yoshi: Now let's celebrate!
 * Shawn: Yeah! Let's do it!
 * (music starts for "Fiesta Song")
 * Barney: A fiesta is a great big party! Alway's lots of fun!
 * Yoshi: With food and fun!
 * Min: And games and singing!
 * Barney: It's for everyone!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshis, Birdo, & Kids: Let's have a fiesta, fiesta! We will have the best of food and fun and games and singing, too! We see the colors and the pretty decorations of a very special nation! It's a party for me and you!
 * Barney: A fiesta is a great big party! Alway's lots of fun!
 * Yoshi: With food and fun!
 * Luci: And games and singing!
 * Barney: It's for everyone!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshi's, Birdo, & Kids: Let's have a fiesta, fiesta! We will have the best of food and fun and games and singing, too! We see the colors and the pretty decorations of a very special nation! It's a party for me and you!
 * (music ends)
 * Birdo: Now, we're suppose to have eighteen friends here at this party! I'll check to see if everyone is here! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen, which was me!.
 * Barney: Stu-u-pendous! Everyone is here!
 * Yoshi: Since we have seventeen friends here, would you like to know how to count your friends in Spanish?
 * All (except Yoshi): Yeah!
 * (music starts for "Diez Amigos")
 * Yoshi: First, I'll do it in Engilish, then I'll do in Spanish. (singing) One, and two, and three good friends! Four, and five, and six good friends! Seven, eight, and nine good friends! Ten good friends are we! (speaking) Now I'll do it in Spanish! (singing) Uno, dos, tres amigos! Cuatro, cinco, seis amigos! Siete, ocho, nueve amigos! Diez amigos son!
 * Luci: Good job!
 * BJ: Yeah!
 * Yoshi: Thank you!
 * Barney: Now this time, let's all do it!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshi's, Birdo & Kids: Uno, dos, tres amigos! Cuatro, cinco, seis amigos! Siete, ocho, nueve amigos! Diez amigos son!
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: Good job, everyone!
 * All (except Barney): Thank you, Barney!
 * Barney: Your welcome!
 * (we see Kooky spying on them at the window)
 * Kooky: I better go report all this to King Dad!
 * (climbs down ladder, and runs to Bowser's Castle, and fades to him arriving back at the castle)
 * Bowser: Kooky, did you figure out what their up too?
 * Kooky: Their having a fiesta to celebrate getting rid of you again, King Dad!
 * Bowser: Why are you saying fiesta instead of party?
 * Kooky: Because they were talking about Mexico, because their friend Luci is going on a vacation to Mexico to see her grandpa! I also remember Mario, and he saved the princess from me a thousand times.
 * Bowser: Well let's throw Luci a welcome party! Pack your bags, Kooky! We're going to Mexico! And go get Hip, Hop and Kootie Pie, too!
 * Kooky: I'm on it, King Dad!
 * (runs off, and fades to them going outside the castle)
 * Bowser: Get ready for a vacation to take over Mexico, kids!
 * (they go down a warp pipe, and fades to them coming out of the warp pipe)
 * Bowser: Now the first thing on my list is to capture the ruler of Mexico!
 * (and they walk off, and fades back to the castle in Yoshi's Island)
 * Birdo: Is everyone enjoying the party?
 * All (except Birdo): Yeah!
 * Birdo: Good!
 * (phone rings)
 * Luci: It's the phone! I'll get it! (goes to phone) Hello?
 * Luci's Grandpa (offscreen): Hi Luci! This is Grandpa!
 * Luci: Hi Grandpa!
 * Luci's Grandpa (offscreen): Hi! Listen, I've got bad news! Some guy named Bowser has taken over Mexico! He somehow knew about your trip here, and wants to take it over so you can get captured, too, and can't help the Mushroom Kingdom!
 * Luci: This is terrible! I'll tell my friends right away!
 * Luci's Grandpa (offscreen): Okay, thank you! Bye!
 * Luci: Bye!
 * (puts phone back)
 * Luci: Everyone, Bowser has taken over Mexico! On my trip, he wants to capture me so I can't help save Yoshi's Island!
 * Yoshi's Friends: Oh no! Bowser is at it again! (all scream)
 * Yoshi: And just as we're celebrating a good party!
 * Barney: There's only one thing to do know! We gotta go to Mexico and save it before it's too late!
 * Yoshi: And we must stop Bowser!
 * BJ: C'mon! Let's go!
 * (they run out, and fades to them going down the warp pipe, and then fades to them coming out of the warp pipe in Mexico)
 * Luci: Are we in Mexico, Barney?
 * Barney: We sure are!
 * Yoshi: Now come on! We gotta find Bowser, and stop him!
 * BJ: Yeah, I we must do it! C'mon, sissy!
 * Baby Bop: Yeah, goody! Me don't like Bowser!
 * (they run off, and Bowser is flying on his Doom Ship, and Bowser is has a giant sign on the ship with a pictures of Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshi's, Birdo, Shawn, Min, Luci, and Derek) (it is seen on screen)
 * Bowser (offscreen): Attention Mexico, these are pictures of people I'm looking for! They are the Yoshi's, Birdo, Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Shawn, Min, Luci and Derek! Find them and bring them to me! (now on screen) To your new ruler, Bowser!
 * Some People in Mexico: We're on it!
 * (they run off)
 * Luci's Grandpa: Oh no! Luci and her friends are in trouble!
 * Kooky: It worked, King Dad!
 * Kootie Pie: Now can we ruin Mexico?
 * Bowser: Of course! Now while I'm making new laws, go do whatever you want to!
 * Hip: Thank you,-
 * Hop: King Dad!
 * Bowser: No problem! Now go have fun, kids!
 * (they run off, and fades to Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshi's, Birdo, and kids walking in the streets of Mexico, and music is heard)
 * Blue Yoshi: What's that? Did you hear that?!
 * BJ: Yeah, it sounds like music!
 * Barney: I agree with BJ.
 * (they walk, and there are people playing instruments)
 * Min: It must be fun playing these instruments!
 * Barney: I'm sure it is! Maybe we could play some music of our own!
 * (sparkles that make Barney come to life create magic to give the kids musical instruments)
 * Barney: Is everyone ready to play in the band?
 * Kids: Yeah!
 * Yoshi: We'd like to play, too, but me and my friends are gonna look around, and see if we can find Bowser, and destroy him!
 * Barney: Okay!
 * Derek: Can I come, too?
 * Yoshi: Sure! Well, bye for now!
 * Barney: Okay, see you later!
 * (the Yoshi's and Birdo run off, and do flutter jumps at some point)
 * Barney: Now let's play music!
 * (music starts for "I Am a Fine Musician")
 * Barney: I am a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: He is a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Barney: I play upon maracas!
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: He plays upon maracas!
 * (Barney plays maracas)
 * Luci: I am a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids (except Luci): She is a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Luci: I play my guitar!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids (except Luci): She plays her guitar!
 * (Luci plays guitar)
 * Min: I am a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids (except Min): She is a fine musician! That's what people say!
 * Min: I play upon my guiro!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids (except Min): She plays upon her guiro!
 * (Min plays guiro)
 * Barney: We all are fine musicians! That's what people say!
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: We all are fine musicians! That's what people say!
 * Barney: We play fiesta instruments!
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: We play fiesta instruments!
 * (Barney,Baby Bop, BJ and the kids play their musical instruments all together)
 * Barney & Kids: We all are fine musicians! That's what people say!
 * (music ends, and Derek, the Yoshi's and Birdo return)
 * Shawn: Did you guys find Bowser?
 * Yoshi: No we didn't!
 * Barney: I guess we should keep walking!
 * BJ: All right. I am sure we would find Bowser.
 * Baby Bop: Me too.
 * (they walk on, and fades to dancers)
 * Min: Those are good dancers!
 * Barney: They sure are!
 * Luci: I know a fun Mexican dance we can do! It's called "A La Derecha".
 * (music starts for "A La Derecha")
 * Luci: I'll do it Spanish, then Engilish. (singing, and dancing with everyone else) A la derecha! To the right! Two steps to the left! A la derecha! To the right! Two steps going back! Junto, junto, companro. Together, we will do a half turn! Junto, junto, companro! Together, we will do a half turn! A la derecha! To the right! Two steps to the front! A la derecha! To the right! Two steps going back!
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: That was a fun dance!
 * Yellow Yoshi: It was!
 * Yoshi: Come on now! Let's go find Bowser!
 * (they walk on, and Yoshi smells food)
 * Yoshi: Something smells good!
 * (they see tortillas)
 * Yoshi: This looks good! I am gonna try one of tortillas. (he does) It tastes great!
 * Purple Yoshi: It does!
 * Yoshi: Maybe we should take a quick snack break, and then we'll continue looking for that crazy reptile!
 * Barney: Sounds good to me! Looking at all this is making me hungry, too!
 * BJ: First, we have to pat these dough balls, then we have to pat them until their flat!
 * (they get dough balls as music starts for "The Tortilla Song")
 * The Yoshi's, Birdo & Kids: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man! We're making tortillas just as fast as we can! We roll it and pat it and mark it with a T! 'Cause we're making tortillas for you and me! Oh, we're having lots of fun making special bread! We're rolling it oh so flat! And when you make your own tortilla, you got to pat, pat, pat, pat, pat! When we're done, we can wrap it 'round other foods! That's a really good idea! It's a special kind of bread that we're making ourselves! It's known as a tortilla! Oh, we're having lots of fun making special bread! We're rolling it oh so flat! And when you make your own tortilla, you got to pat, pat, pat, pat, pat! Oh, when you put other food inside it, you can make a taco or chalupa! But it all starts out with one tortilla!
 * Barney: And making it is Super-Dee-Dupah!
 * The Yoshi's, Birdo & Kids: Oh, we're having lots of fun making special bread! We're rolling it oh so flat! And when you make your own tortillas, you got to pat, pat, pat, pat, pat! And when you make your own tortilla, you got to pat, pat, pat, pat, pat!
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: Their ready to eat!
 * Yoshi: Alright! My tummy is making me hungry
 * Luci: Before we eat, Yoshi, we have to put stuff on the tortilla!
 * Yoshi: Oh yeah! I was so hungry, that I forgot all about that!
 * (they put stuff on tortilla, and fades to them sitting on table eating their tortillas, and fades to them done)
 * Beige Yoshi: That was great!
 * Yoshi: You said it! It's just like when we had tacos back in 1983, ah, Red?
 * Red Yoshi: Yep!
 * Yodhi: Now come on! Let's go stop Bowser before he officially owns Mexico!
 * (they run off, and fades to them playing "San Miguel's Ring")
 * Shawn: That looks like a fun game!
 * BJ: It is! It's called "San Miguel's Ring". Would you like to play a game quick?
 * All (except Yoshi): Yeah!
 * Yoshi: Me and my friends are gonna look for Bowser again, but you can go ahead and play!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Okay!
 * Yoshi: See you later!
 * (they walk off)
 * BJ: C'mon, guys! Let's play!
 * (music starts for "San Miguel's Ring", and they get in a circle, except Barney)
 * BJ: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: BJ, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (BJ turns around)
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: Baby Bop, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (Baby Bop turns around)
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: Luci, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (Luci turns around)
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: Min, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (Min turns around)
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: Derek, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (Derek turns around)
 * Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Well, let's all play San Miguel's Ring! And your box of sweet honey, please bring! When you hear your own name, turn and play the burro game!
 * Barney: Shawn, it's your turn to face outside the ring!
 * (Shawn turns around, and music ends)
 * Luci: That was fun!
 * Shawn: It was!
 * (Yoshi and his friends arrive)
 * Barney: Any luck yet, Yoshi?
 * Yoshi: No! Bowser is pretty hard to find! Where could he be?
 * Barney: There's only one way to find out! Let's keep looking!
 * (they walk off, and fades to Kooky driving a car around Mexico, and Bowser arrives)
 * Bowser: Kooky, what's happening here?
 * Kooky: I'm driving the car through houses and buildings in the country! (evil laughs)
 * (Bowser evil laughs)
 * Kooky: What did you do to the ruler of Mexico?
 * Bowser: I kidnapped him, and threw him in my dungeon, and threw away the key, so I'm offically the new ruler of Mexico! (evil laughs)
 * Kooky: Perfect!
 * Bowser: Same to you! Keep up the good work, Kooky!
 * Kooky: I will, King Dad!
 * (Bowser walks off, and fades to him entering the clothes shop where Kootie Pie is)
 * Kootie Pie: Well, everyone, how do I look?
 * (People see it, scaring them, and they pass out)
 * Bowser: You look marvelous, Kootie Pie! Just great!
 * Kootie Pie: Thank you, King Dad!
 * Bowser: So how are things going?
 * Kootie Pie: I'm putting beautiful dresses, but everyone I put on, it makes everyone pass out, since they think their ugly, it won't make everyone save Mexico!
 * (fades to Hip and Hop painting pictures in an Art Museum)
 * Bowser: And what's happening here?
 * Hip: We are taking these old pictures,-
 * Hop: And replacing them with our paintings!
 * Hip: We're making room,-
 * Hop: For some new artists!
 * Bowser: Nice going! You really made your Dad so proud!
 * (fades to Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Yoshi, and their friends arriving where a pinata is)
 * Shawn: Wow! A pinata! I love pinatas!
 * Barney: Of course!
 * Yoshi: We're gonna look around again! Come on, my friends! Let's go!
 * (they walk off)
 * BJ: Okay, here's a blindfold for you, Shawn!
 * (puts blindfold on Shawn, and music starts for "Hit the Pinata", as Shawn starts swinging)
 * Luci: (speaking) Now try to hit it! (singing) Hit it, hit it, hit it! Swing at the pinata! Hit it! One, two, three! Spill the tasty candy!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Hit it, hit it, hit it! Swing at the pinata! Hit it! One, two, three! Spill the tasty candy!
 * Min: Can I go next?
 * Luci: Sure Min!
 * (fades to Min wearing the blindfold, and starts swinging at the pinata a few times)
 * Luci: Good try, Min! (takes blindfold off Min) Barney, would you like to try?
 * Barney: I thought you'd never ask! I'd love to!
 * (fades to Barney wearing a blindfold, and starts swinging a few times)
 * Luci: Derek hasn't tried yet!
 * Derek: Can I try?
 * Luci: Sure!
 * (fades to Derek wearing a blindfold, swings a few times, and breaks pinata open, and music ends)
 * Barney: Super-Dee-Duper job, Derek!
 * Derek: Thanks, Barney!
 * (they get treats, and fades to Yoshi and his friends coming back)
 * Yoshi: We've been looking and looking but we can't find Bowser!
 * Ruler of Mexico (arrives): I can help you!
 * Orange Yoshi: Who are you?
 * Ruler of Mexico: I'm the ruler of Mexico, I was, until Bowser took me to his dungeon and took my place of the ruler! So I've escaped, and I'd be happy to help you find Bowser!
 * Barney: Great!
 * Ruler of Mexico: Come and follow me to Mexico castle!
 * (they run off, and fades to Bowser making laws)
 * Bowser: I love being the ruler of Mexico! (evil laughs, and Bowser's kids arrive)
 * Kooky: How are the laws coming, King Dad?
 * Bowser: Perfect, kids! In fact, I'm done!
 * (Yoshi jumps out with a flutter kick)
 * Yoshi: Surprise!
 * Bowser: What!?
 * Yoshi: That's right, Bowser! We found you, and so did the ruler!
 * (the Ruler of Mexico comes out)
 * Bowser: What!? I thought I threw away that key! How did you get out?
 * Ruler of Mexico: I'm not telling you! Now get out of here, Bowser! Your ruining the country!
 * Bowser: What makes you think I'll leave?
 * Orange Yoshi (arrives holding a pinata stick): Because you'll take a trip to the hospital, then you'll wish you never came to Mexico!
 * (Orange Yoshi whacks Bowser and his kids with the stick)
 * Bowser: Ow!
 * (Orange Yoshi whacks Kootie Pie with the stick)
 * Kootie Pie: Hey! Watch it, fungus!
 * Orange Yoshi: Hey! Watch that fungus stuff!
 * (Orange Yoshi whacks Hip and Hop with the stick)
 * Hip & Hop: Ouch!
 * (Orange Yoshi whacks Kooky with the stick)
 * Kooky: Yeow!
 * Bowser: Come on, kids! Let's go back to the Doom Ship, and get out of here!
 * (they jump out the window, and get on the Doom Ship, and the Doom Ship flies away)
 * Yoshi: The plan worked!
 * (Luci's Grandpa arrives)
 * Luci's Grandpa: Luci! Your safe!
 * Luci: Grandpa!
 * (they hug)
 * Luci's Grandpa: Thanks to you and your brave friends for saving Mexico!
 * Luci: Your welcome!
 * Barney: I think we better go now!
 * Ruler of Mexico: Thanks again guys!
 * All (except Grandpa and Ruler): Your welcome!
 * (they walk out, and fades to them coming out the warp pipe in the Mushroom Kingdom, and go back to the castle, and fades to them inside the castle)
 * Luci: Thanks for helping me save my Grandpa's home, everyone!
 * Barney: Your welcome, Luci!
 * BJ: We had a lot of fun today.
 * Barney: We sure did.
 * (music starts for "I Love You")
 * Barney (speaking): I'm happy to help my friends anytime, especially the ones I love. (singing) I love you, you love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, the Yoshi's, Birdo, & Kids: I love you, you love me! We're best friends like friends should be! With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
 * (music ends)
 * Yoshi: Since we're back in the castle and that we got rid of Bowser again, let's keep celebrating the party!
 * (they continue celebrating, and fades to black and goes to the end credits)