The Mystery of the Fruit-Man (SuperMalechi's version)

The Mystery of the Fruit-Man is a Custom Barney Story that BJ told in the Season 3 video "Let's Tell Stories with Barney!".

Transcript

 * BJ: Once upon a time. There was a scientist, which was a fruit-man, who liked to cut fruits and vegetables with a knife and juice them in a blender, a juicer, and a mixer.
 * Baby Bop: Cut fruits and vegetables with a knife, a blender, a juicer and a mixer?
 * BJ: Yes. One day, he said "I'm gonna make apple juice".
 * Baby Bop: (horrified) Oh, oh. BJ. I don't like scary stories.
 * BJ: I do like to tell scary stories.
 * Barney: I know how you feel Baby Bop.
 * Kathy: Continue.
 * BJ: Okay, Kathy. And he left to go to the kitchen. When he got there, he took out an apple of the bag and went to find a juicer at the store. A orange was there. He had two eyes, a mouth and an annoying laugh. "Hey, hey, tomato!" he called. The apple was really furious. "I am NOT a tomato! I am an apple!" he yelled.
 * Baby Bop: (whimpering) Ohhh...
 * BJ: But the orange continued to call him a tomato. "You look like a tomato with a stick at the top". But the apple tried to stop him from annoying him. "Hey you orange! Stop calling me a tomato!" he screamed. "I was never a tomato, and I never was!".
 * Baby Bop: Oh my.
 * BJ: But the orange continued to annoy him. "Tomato, you are handsome," he said. The apple was more furious. "Would you just be quiet and stop being annoying. I'm not a tomato! I am a apple!", he yelled. "Oh," said the orange, "I made a mistake. You're a apple." Just then, the scientist got home with a juicer and sat it on the counter and got a knife. "Hey, apple!" said the orange. "What?" asked the apple. "Knife!" the orange said. The knife cut the apple in haft! (uses his hand to cut a pretend apple). "AAAAAAHHH!!" the apple shriekecd
 * Baby Bop: Ooh. It's horrible!
 * BJ: And then, the scientist juiced the apple into the juicer, and the juice came out of the apple and into the blender. The orange laughed at this. Then the scientist took the apple and the jucier away. "Poor apple", the orange said, "he never saw that one coming before." And he laughed even more. When the apple's mother arrived, she saw the loss of the apple. "Oh no!" she wailed, "My son's dead!". And the orange was still laughing. The end.
 * Baby Bop: That's the worst story I've ever heard.