Iron Man and the truth about Morgan Cloud

Before the Revolving Line of Credit Edit
Announcer: "Tonight on Iron Man..."

Hailey: "I hate this family!"

Hailey: "I don't want to be your daughter anymore!"

Hailey: "Ai deserved it. She is a crybaby!"

Announcer: "Tony goes to Helena, Montana to visit a Chinese family."

Morgan: "Let me use the bathroom or else I will rip your head off and throw it into either the sea or the copper pan!"

Mulan: "NO!"

Submission Reel Edit
Tony Stark: "You are with me in Helena, Montana to meet a Chinese-American Family."

???: "Hi, I'm Agatha Sr., and I am a part-time real estate agent."

???: "Hi, I'm John., and I am a full-time paramedic."

???: "Hi, i'm Agatha Jr, but i'm usually called Aggie."

???: "你好，我是娇" (Translation: Hello, I'm Jiao)

???: "你好，我是宋" (Translation: Hello, I'm Song)

Agatha Sr: "We have 16 kids, 12 are from China and 1 granddaughter, Jiao and Song are 20, Aggie is 19, Baozhai is 18, Zhao is 17, Wei is 16, Mei is 15, Mulan is 14, Morgan is 13, Dongmei is 12, Mingzhui is 11, Jane is 10, Chun is 9, Chen is 8, Ling is 7, Hailey is 6, and our granddaughter Ai is 2 1/2 is Jiao's daughter and her birthday  is coming soon."

John: "Aggie, Jane and the Chinese kids are well-behaved, but Hailey and Morgan, but mostly Hailey are far from it, Hailey throws tantrums, hits people, swears, screams, and terrorizes Ai because she wants to be the baby of the family, Ai and her Chinese uncles and aunts do not speak English, but me and my wife are Chinese-American, Morgan is mostly-behaved but often has a real problem being grateful, other than that, she is well-behaved, and dates her 19-year old boyfriend from China, Xiaoping, despite having a criminal record, he is actually kind to us, he is friends with Aggie, Zhao, and the twins, he stole cars but Morgan doesn't really seem to realize."

Agatha Sr. "Hailey have been kicked out of several schools in the last year, Morgan misbehaves because of Hailey, she feels she is not getting attention."

[Morgan hits Mulan]

Mulan: "Ow! Morgan!"

Morgan: "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HALEY!"

Morgan: "She ruined Chinese New Year, Zhao's birthday, grandfather's funeral and many others."

Hailey: "I hate this family, and all of you stupid Chinese dorks!"

Morgan: "The family has tried every behavior modification facility we could think of in hopes of straightening Hailey up, but...none of them worked. We tried everything, but Hailey seems to keep on winning every battle against us."

John: "Mei, my daughter has ADHD and Asperger's, she is very silent, and she hardly talks, she speaks in a robotic manner and says very little words, Hailey mocks her for her disorders."

Mei: "" (Translation: Recommendation: Leave room)

Hailey: "SHUT UP YOU ROBOTIC-SPEAKING whore!"

Mei: "" (Translation: Go.....away....I'll make you cry)

Hailey: "Mommy is a big, stinky, ugly, fat motherfucking bitch!"

[Hailey flips the bird]

Hailey: "I'll blow up this house and kill everyone!"

[Hailey draws a picture of her mother being run over by a giant lawn mower, bleeding to death]

[Hailey writes bad words on the walls]

[Hailey pees in the streets]

Tony Stark: "Enough is enough."

Agatha Sr.: "Also, the entire family except Hailey are vegetarians."

John: "And refuse to kill any animals except Hailey."

Agatha Sr.: "Iron Man for you now!"

Tony Arrives at the Door Edit
Tony Stark: "Good afternoon. You must be Agatha Cloud Jr."

[we see Jane with her left arm in a cast, Mulan's right foot wrapped in bandages, Chun has a patch over the left eye, Zhao's head is wrapped in bandages and Aggie's leg is in a cast]

Tony Stark: "Where's Hailey?"

Morgan: "Oh, she's grounded in her room for two weeks."

Tony Stark: "Why?"

Morgan: "She nearly killed our neighbor, Mrs. Jame's parakeet with Song's old BB gun, and she TP'ed our neighbor, Mr. Connor's house. She also pushed Jane in front of a moving car in the street, causing her to get hit."

Tony Stark: "Well, may I go and see her?"

Morgan: "Sure, but be careful."

[All of a sudden, we hear Hailey yelling obscenities and other things unmentionable]

Morgan: "KEEP QUIET UP THERE!"

[Mei is seen, reading about Chinese history, she hears the racket and covers her ears]

[Hailey is screaming on the top of her lungs]

Mei: "Ugh, my ears! They are bleeding and crap!"

Observation Begins Edit
[Song is watching a Chinese Game Show on his and Jiao's laptop]

Hailey: "LET ME USE THE LAPTOP! SONG, OR ELSE I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH!"

Song: "海利，而且，这是我和我的双胞胎妹妹的笔记本电脑" (Translation: No way, Hailey, besides, this is me and my twin sister's laptop)

Hailey: "YOU WERE ON IT ALL f(bleep)ING DAY! LET ME USE IT!!"

Song: "别闹了，看电视或东西" (Translation: Stop it, watch TV or something.)

[Song is listening to Chinese rock]

Hailey: "LET ME USE IT OR I WILL RIP YOUR (bleep)ING STOMACH OPEN! TAKE YOUR INTESTINES AND USE THEM AS RIBBONS, AND I WILL LOCK YOU IN TO STARVE TO DEATH YOU (bleep)ING ANOREXIC SON OF A (bleep)!"

Agatha Jr.: "What's going on?"

[Song points at Hailey, who's throwing a tantrum]

Agatha Jr.: "What's wrong, Song?"

[Song writes a note to Agatha Jr, it says "She wanted to use my laptop, when I said no, she threw a tantrum, she threatened me by saying she will rip my stomach open, take my intestines, and use them as ribbons, really gross, Aggie." and passes it to her]

Agatha Sr.: "Aggie and Jiao have to look after the kids while we are gone, it turns into havoc after a few minutes."

Morgan: "She does it all the time, will she ever stop? I wish mom payed attention to me, but one of Aggie, Song and Jiao's friend at university, Xiaoping understands how I fell, he is quite friendly to the family."

Agatha Jr.: "Hailey Megan, come with me right now."

Hailey: "Fine you, dirty horse-banking skank whore!"

[Agatha Jr. takes Hailey to her room]

Agatha Jr.: "You do NOT ever threaten to hurt your siblings because you wanted to use their things, that's a no-no, you aren't allowed to use your brother and sister's things, stay in your room for 6 minutes, then I will come and get you."

[Hailey slaps Agatha Jr]

Agatha Jr: "Don't you hit me either!"

Haley: "I hate you."

[Haley spits in Agatha Jr's face]

[Agatha Jr. leaves the room]

cut to:

[Zhao is drawing Chinese characters with ink]

[John arrives home]

John: "Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had to drive my co-worker Stephen home since his car broke down, and there was a kid who was having a serious asthma attack at a church youth group. The meeting ran a little later than expected."

Cut to:

[Haley trashing her room]

[Haley flips her bed upside down, smashing her windows, punching holes in the walls and smashing her mirror]

Observation Continues Edit
Tony Stark: "An hour or so later, Hailey made a very racist note on her mom's iPad 10. As a result, she was disciplined."

[Hailey types in a racist document in the Notes app on her mother's iPad 10 which reads "Chinese ppl are no-brainers cuz i hate them and i wish that every1 in Asia died in a boat wreck. Plz go f*** yourself u Chinese maggots and i also wish that China never existed cuz this family sux with nasty-looking Chinese peepz. So all Asians need to go f*** themselves on purpose."]

[Hailey snickers and silently tiptoes out of sight]

[Agatha Sr looks at her iPad 10 which displays Hailey's created document]

Agatha Sr: "HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD!"

Hailey: "YES, AGATHA TRACEY CLOUD SR?!"

Agatha Sr: "WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A RACIST DOCUMENT?!"

Hailey: "BECAUSE I HATE ASIANS IN THIS FAMILY!"

Agatha Sr: "You know what that means? YOU EARNED A TRIP TO THE REFLECTION ROOM, MISSY! Also, do not address me by my given name. I am your mother."

Hailey: "SHUT UP, C(bleep)!"

Parent Meeting Edit
Tony Stark:

Mall Mayhem Edit
Tony Stark: "When the family was out buying Ai's birthday present, Hailey wanted to go to her friend, Janie's house, when Agatha Sr said no, she kicked up a tantrum."

Hailey: "Can I go to Janie's house?"

Agatha Sr: "Not today, we are buying a birthday present for Ai."

Hailey: "I WANT TO GO TO JANNNNNNNNNNIE'S HOUSSSSSSSSE!"

[Hailey throws a tantrum like a 2-year old]

Hailey: "I WANT JANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Agatha Sr: "You cannot go to Janie's house today because we are buying Ai a birthday present."

Hailey: "YOU ALWAYS CARE ABOUT THOSE STUPID TWINS, AGATHA, THE VET, THE 4 YOUTUBERS, BLONDIE, THOSE CHINESE BRATS, AND THAT GOODY-GOODY 2-YEAR OLD WHO GETS WHAT SHE WANTS MORE THAN ME AND MORGAN!"

Agatha Sr: "Because they have better behaviors, unlike you and Morgan but she is more behaved than you."

Hailey: "IT ALWAYS WHAT AI WANTS! WHEN I GET TO DO SOMETHING IT IS NO, NO, NO! NOT TODAY AND TOO LATE!!! Ai is a such (bleep)ing goody-goody!, SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS AND I DON'T!!! I WILL HAVE MY LITTLE PONY AS THE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!"

Agatha Sr: "Because she knows how to behave, and she is good enough to get things."

Hailey: "That does it, I'm gonna pee in my pants!"

'''Wei: "当妈妈也说，倪浩启兰为主题的党，黑利希望我的小马为主题，黑利踢了一个巨大的发脾气" (Translation: When Mom also said Ni-Hao Kai-Lan was the theme of the party, Hailey wanted My Little Pony as the theme, Hailey kicked up a huge tantrum)'''

Agatha Sr: "Ni-Hao Kai-Lan is the theme of the party."

Hailey: "IT'S NOT FAIIIIIIIIIR! I WILL HAVE MY LITTLE PONY NOW!"

[Hailey screams]

Hailey: "I'll pee in my pants right now!"

Hailey: "Chinese people are disgusting cockroaches."

Agatha Sr: "Listen to me Hailey, continue and you will lose your Baby Annabelle dolls for a week, and you'll go in the Reflection Room, It's Ai's decision, not yours."

cut to:

Ai: "妈妈，叔叔的歌，我希望有一个开兰娃娃" (Translation: Mommy, Uncle Song, I want a Kai-Lan doll)

Song: "我和妈妈将让你一启兰娃娃" (Translation: Me and Mommy will get you a Kai-Lan doll)

Jiao: "观望" (Translation: Wait and see)

Tony Stark: "The tantrum went on when the family went out to eat at a restaurant."

Agatha Sr.: "Hailey has been kicked out of several schools in the last year. We tried Therapeutic Boarding School for kids who had behavioral problems at home, Behavior Modification Camp, Military School, Boot Camp and Residential Treatment Center. We tried everything."

Tony Stark: "Can you tell me what she has ruined?"

Song: "黑利被踢出了无数的学校在过去一年. 她也毁了很多假期" (Translation: "Hailey was kicked out of countless schools in the previous year. She also has ruined many holidays.")

Morgan: "My 13th birthday which was One Direction-themed was ruined because of her, me and my friends had a Han Dynasty-like dance after the party which was held at the community center, it went well for a few minutes until she splatted me with water balloons, how embarrassing and crazy."

Agatha Jr: "Chinese New Year was ruined because of her, we prevented her from going to Janie's house because it was Chinese New Year, and what else? she nearly killed Zhao, Ai and Mom but they were saved, by me and Wei."

Agatha Sr: "Mulan's 14th birthday was ruined because of Hailey, who changed the music to the MLP: Friendship Is Magic theme which Mulan hates, ate the cookies we provided, and threw the cake at her friends, piece by piece."

Morgan: "Christmas was horrible. Hailey shoplifted some toys from the department store. In Christmas Eve, she gobbled up all of the cookies which were left out for Santa Claus. When it came time to open presents on Christmas morning, Hailey stole presents from her niece Ai and some from her cousins and claimed them as her own."

Agatha Jr.: "St. Patrick's Day was ruined because Hailey and Zhao got intoxicated during a parade, but Zhao only had a fever and nothing else and recovered after we used painkillers, but Hailey began throwing up and got sick, we told all the kids except Hailey to stay upstairs."

Morgan: "Halloween was a sheer nightmare."

Ai's 3rd Birthday Edit
Tony Stark: "It was Ai's 3rd Birthday, she was having a Ni-Hao, Kai-Lan-themed birthday which was celebrated at Chuck E. Cheese, she invited her friends from Pre-K and ballet class."

Tony Stark: "They played games like Ye-ye says, Wake Up Mr. Sun, Guess the Chinese word, and more."

[On the banner, it says "有开兰生日艾！" which means "Have a Kai-Lan birthday Ai!"]

Song and Wei: "我们得到了一个惊喜给你，艾" (Translation: We got a surprise for you, Ai)

Ai: "这是什么？" (Translation: What is it?)

[Song gives Ai a beautifully decorated present]

Ai: "它是开兰吗？" (Translation: Is it Kai-Lan?)

[Ai unwraps the present revealing a Kai-Lan plush]

Ai: "太棒了！" (Translation: Yay!)

Jane: "You got a Kai-Lan doll, aww."

[Hailey is sulking in the corner]

Hailey: "Why do they like Jane more than me and Morgan!"

Agatha Sr: "Stop complaining."

Hailey: "No! I will not! Anyway, where are we going, I wanna go to McDonald's."

Agatha Sr: "We are not going to McDonald's, we are going to Chuck E. Cheese."

Tony Stark: "Hailey then threw a tantrum."

Hailey: "I DON'T LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE! I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS!"

Morgan: "Remember what happened to Zhao? He got sick due to his table salt allergy."

Hailey: "I don't care what happened to that f(bleep)ing c(bleep)t Zhao! I WANT MCDONALD'S!"

Agatha Sr: "No, we are NOT going to McDonald's, we are going to Chuck E. Cheese and that's final!"

Hailey: "That does it, I'm peeing in my pants!"

[Hailey pees in her pants]

Agatha Sr: "You do not pee in your pants. That was bad."

[Jiao comes down to Hailey's height]

(Hailey slaps Jiao)

Jiao: "天疱疮，听我说，爱想为她的生日去查基奶酪，继续，你会被放置在反射室，你不要做的主题和你想要去的地方" (Translation: Hailey, listen to me, Ai wants to go to Chuck E. Cheese for her birthday, continue and you'll be placed in the Reflection Room, you don't make the theme and where you want to go to)

(Hailey hits Jiao)

Hailey: "I WANT MY LITTLE PONY AND MCDONALD'S OR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND THROW IT TO THE COPPER PAN!"

Tony Stark: "The tantrum worsened."

Hailey: "I HATE NI HAO, KAI-LAN AND CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jiao grabs Hailey by her hand and puts her in the Reflection Room, no conversation, then writes in English on a piece of paper "Stay there for 6 minutes, just because it's someone's birthday doesn't mean you make the theme and what you want to go to for Ai's party, It's Ai's choice, not yours." then leaves]

Hailey: I could kill you right now, you c(bleep)t!"

[Hailey tears up the note without further warning and sprinkles the pieces onto the carpet]

6 minutes later

Agatha Sr: "Hailey, the reason why Jiao put you in the Reflection Room was because you were being spoiled and moody with the theme and where we are going to. Now I'd like an apology."

Hailey: "I'm sorry."

Agatha Sr: "Good girl."

[Agatha hugs and kisses Hailey]

At Chuck E. Cheese Edit
[The family are in their car]

Agatha Sr.: "I can't believe our little Ai is turning 3 years old."

Hailey: "I STILL WANNA GO TO MCDONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLD'S!!!!!!!"

Morgan: "Can it, you nit!"

cut to:

[The family and Ai and her friends at Chuck. E Cheese]

Giuseppina: "Happy birthday!"

[Ai bows at Giuseppina]

[Emily shows Ai a present]

Emily: "Ai, here's a present for you, mate."

Ai: "" (Translation: "For me? Thank you!")

[Ai unwraps the present to reveal a Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD]

Ai: "" (Translation: "Thanks, Emily!")

Fillip: "Ai, happy birthday, mein friend!"

Ai: "" (Translation: "Thank you, Fillip!")

[Feng hugs Ai]

Feng: "祝你生日快乐" (Translation: Happy Birthday.)

Agatha Jr: "Ai's classmates, Feng from China, Ajit from India, Ryosuke from Japan, Giuseppina from Italy, Sami from the UK, Coco from France, Emily from Australia, Wang-Jung from South Korea, Marco from Mexico, Josie from Ghana, Ronald from Canada, Fillip from Germany, and Choo from Thailand are all her friends and all 3 years old."

Ai: "谢谢！" (Translation: Thank you!)

Jane: "Ai is Feng's female counterpart in so many ways, they are from a Chinese-American Family and never speak English, and they are the best of friends."

Hailey: (mumbles) "Why couldn't I stay home instead?"

[Hailey is carrying a box]

[Hailey pees,defecates and farts into the ball pit]

Morgan: "MOM! HAILEY PEED, POOPED AND FARTED IN THE BALL PIT!"

[Agatha Sr. examines the pee and poo in the ball pit]

[Agatha Sr examine the smell of Hailey's fart in the ball pit]

Agatha Sr: [blocks her nose] "Poo!"

[Hailey runs around naked]

Baozhai: "Mom, Hailey is running around naked!"

[Hailey pees, defecates and farts on the costumed characters]

Costumed Characters: "Augh, poooo!"

Agatha Sr.: "Hailey Megan, you put your clothes back on this instant before someone sees you!"

[Ai screams in the background]

[Hailey karate kicks the Chuck E Cheese costumed character, causing him to fall over on the floor, and Hailey begins jumping on his face up and down]

Hailey: "I'M GONNA BEHEAD YOU!"

[Hailey jumps on a Skee-Ball lane, picks up two balls, and throws them at a teenager]

[Hailey spits at some adults]

[Hailey throws the purple birthday cake at her Chinese siblings]

Morgan: "Hailey, stop!!!"

[Hailey throws the Pulpy Milky orange flavored juice at Song and Wei]

[Hailey presents the box to Ai]

Hailey (sweetly and nastily): "Happy Birthday, Ai!"

[Hailey opens the box, and out come black cockroaches]

[Hailey defecates all over the tables]

[Cockroaches crawl all over the tables, the stage, the salad bar, the customers, the rides, the games, the cake and pizzas]

[Hailey takes a knife out of her pocket and stabs Ai and tries to kill Giuseppina by snapping her neck, causing them both to scream and cry]

[People scream]

Agatha Jr.: "I'm going to tell mom on Hailey!"

Agatha Jr.: "Mom, Hailey released my cockroaches and now they are everywhere!"

Ai: "" (Translation: "Mummy, blood...")

[a health inspector arrives]

Hailey (screaming at the top of her lungs): "GO AWAY OR I WILL SLICE YOUR NECK!"

Health Inspector: "Don't mind me, ma'am, I'm just checking this restaurant out."

[Health inspector sees black cockroaches]

Health inspector: "This establishment is being closed for the day."

Agatha Sr.: "My daughter done this not me, and the cockroaches are my daughter Aggie's, she collects bugs, no need to worry."

Agatha Jr.: "Please forgive me for this."

[Agatha Jr. gets the cockroaches in a box and puts them outside]

Health Inspector: "Oh, I get it now, your daughter has to be banned from Chuck E. Cheese for life."

Agatha Sr.: "HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD! GET OVER HERE NOW!"

Hailey: "Just a moment....Hey Ai, Chuck E. and Kai-Lan were killed by Godzilla. It's true."

[Ai cries even louder]

Agatha Sr.: "HAILEY, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!"

Hailey: "Enough? How about this?"

[Hailey runs to a fire alarm and pulls it, causing it to go off]

Aftermath Edit
[Ai is crying and bawling all the way home]

Agatha Jr: "There...there...Ai, please don't cry..."

Agatha Sr: "AS FOR YOU, HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD! YOUR BEHAVIOR AT CHUCK E. CHEESE WAS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU MADE AI CRY BY SAYING CHUCK E WAS KILLED BY GODZILLA ALONGSIDE KAI-LAN, YOU KARATE KICKED CHUCK E, AND YOU NEARLY KILLED GIUSEPPINA BY SNAPPING HER NECK AND ALMOST KILLED AI WITH  A KNIFE, ON HER BIRTHDAY! AND AS FOR GIUSEPPINA, IT'S STILL GOOD SHE IS  STILL FRIENDS WITH AI! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DONE THAT, SHE ENJOYED SPENDING TIME WITH HER FRIENDS AND YOU ATTACKED THEM, THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO SEE HER EVER AGAIN!"

Hailey: "That was the point! I was trying to kill her!"

Tony Stark: "Hailey was banned for life from Chuck E. Cheese after this."

Hailey: "SHUT UP AI! YOU TOO BIG TO BE CRYING LIKE THAT!!!"

Agatha Sr.: "Hailey! That is completely rude."

Ai: "我要回去妈妈！" (Translation: I WANNA GO BACK MOMMY!)

[Hailey starts shaking Ai]

Hailey: "THIS'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO SAY YOU WANNA GO BACK, OKAY?!? BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!!!!"

Jiao: "天疱疮，留下她一个人！我知道你想回去爱，但您的可怕的阿姨败坏了党！" (Translation: Hailey, leave her alone! I know you want to go back Ai, but your horrid aunt ruined the party!)

Agatha Jr: "Yeah, and she ruined your whole life!"

Morgan: "Awww, did we really have to leave, Mom?"

Agatha: "I'm sorry Morgan, but we had to."

[Jiao is trying to quiet Ai down]

Tony Stark: "Ai just bawled her eyes out, she wanted to go back to Chuck E. Cheese."

Jiao: "你想要去再查基奶酪，奶奶，黑利在反射室，当我们回来，那么你就会有热巧克力和温暖的浴？(Translation: Would you want to go to Chuck E Cheese again when it reopens, when grandma puts Hailey in the Reflection Room when we get back then you will have hot chocolate and a nice warm bath?)

Morgan: "May I come, if I'm allowed?"

Agatha Sr: "Yes, you can Morgan because you didn't misbehave."

[Jiao nods]

[Ai stops crying)]

Ai: "是妈妈" (Translation: Yes mommy)

Tony Stark: "Then Hailey hit Ai for getting all the attention."

Hailey: "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, MCDONALDS IS HEALTHIER! I DIDN'T WANT TO TRY YUCKY PIZZA ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!"

[Hailey smacks Ai unbelievably hard across her face]

[Ai cries]

Jiao: "HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY BABY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!"

Agatha Sr: "NOW HAILEY MEGAN! YOU ARE BANNED FROM GOING TO JANIE'S FOR 10 WEEKS! STARTING NOW!"

Hailey: "I WANNNNNNNNT TOOOOOOOO GOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOO JANNNNNNNNNNNIE'S!!!!!!!!!! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!! I'LL PEE IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

[Hailey begins kicking the seat rapidly in front of her]

[Hailey pees in her pants and farts in the car]

Agatha Jr: "Eeuuuuugh! Hailey. that's completely disgusting!"

Hailey: "AGATHA JR, I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!!!"

[Hailey slaps Agatha Jr in face]

Agatha Sr: "Don't worry, Aggie, I'll handle Hailey. JUST YOU WAIT 'TIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME YOUNG LADY!"

At home-edit
Agatha Sr. "Jiao, get your father on the phone and tell him to come home immediately and quickly, as soon as possible."

Jiao: "" (Translation: Why, is there an emergency?)

[An enraged Agatha Sr physically drags Hailey in the Reflection Room]

[Hailey tries to hit her mom]

Agatha Sr.: "IF YOU HIT ME, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN BIGGER TROUBLE WITH ME!!!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OVER IT!!!!!!"

Hailey: "GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!"

[Hailey hits her mom again]

[Jiao rushes to the phone and dials John's work number]

Jiao: "" (Translation: Hello, is John available?)

[Hailey tries to hit Agatha Sr, causing her to get aggressive and slaps Hailey very hard across the face, leaving a red handprint]

Agatha Sr: "I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR BEHAVIOR! STAY IN FOR 18 MINUTES! I AM DISGUSTED! YOU RUINED AI'S BIRTHDAY, YOU RUINED HER WHOLE LIFE, YOU RUINED HER CHANCE TO TRY PIZZA AND YOU RUINED HER CHANCE TO PLAY WITH HER FRIENDS AND FANG, THEY MIGHT NEVER WANT TO GO NEAR HER EVER AGAIN! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU ARE EVER GOING TO CHUCK E. CHEESE, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 5 DAYS AND I AM REALLY DISGUSTED! HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE BANNED FROM PLAYING WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL FOR 12 WHOLE DAYS, AND YOU ARE BANNED FROM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND YOUR DOLLS FOR A WHOLE WEEK! NOW GO SIT IN THE CORNER!"

[Agatha Sr forces Hailey on a chair which faces the corner, leaves her in the Reflection Room and slams the door]

Hailey: "GOOD! I'M GLAD I NEVER LIKED IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP AND POOR!"

[Hailey begins screaming, crying and bawling, smashing the furniture, trashing the Reflection Room making a complete mess and peeing and defecating in the middle of the floor]

[Hailey smashes Agatha Sr's favorite vase and statues]

[Agatha Sr loses it even more]

Agatha Sr: "SHUT UP, YOU VERY BAD GIRL!"

Hailey: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU VERY MEAN OLD BITCH!"

Hailey (still screaming, crying and bawling): "I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!"

[Agatha Sr loses her temper even more and bursts into the Reflection Room with a hairbrush]

Agatha Sr: "JUST SHUT UP!"

Hailey: "NO! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU VERY STUPID, DISGUSTING, UGLY, FAT BITCH!"

[As Agatha Sr. tries to drag Hailey to the chair for a spanking, Hailey spits in Agatha Sr's face and repeatedly slaps her incredibly hard across her face]

[Hailey escapes from the front door and runs away to Janie's house naked]

Tony Stark: "I'd like you to calmly tell that little girl of yours to return to the house, otherwise she will lose her TV privileges for a week."

Agatha Sr: "Hailey Megan Cloud, come back and put your clothes on or you'll lose your TV privileges for week."

[Hailey runs over to Agatha and hits her again, pushes her on to the sidewalk and runs off to Janie's house, still naked]

Agatha Sr: "Now you lost your TV privileges."

Hailey: "TRY TO STOP ME, AND I WILL KILL YOU!"

[Agatha Sr is extremely livid]

[Hailey kicks Agatha Sr in the private parts]

[Hailey grabs a baseball bat and hits Agatha Sr in the legs, back, face and head]

Hailey: "My friends say you're a bitch! You're a horrible person to take away my fun!"

[Hailey hits Tony across his face with a baseball bat]

[Agatha Sr returns Hailey home as soon as John arrives home]

Hailey: "I will slice your fucking neck! Chinese people are all scabs!"

Agatha Jr: "Don't you dare call us scabs!"

Hailey: "WELL, YOU ARE TOO, AGATHA JR!! NOW SHUT UP, YOU 19-YEAR OLD BITCH!!!!

Agatha Sr: "John! (collapses in tears) Oh John, you will not believe what Hailey has done. She threw an enormous tantrum and peed in her pants because she wanted to go to McDonald's but not Chuck E. Cheese and she also wanted My Little Pony as a theme for Ai's party but not Ni-Hao, Kai-Lan. She urinated, defecated and farted in the ball pit, ran  around the place naked, peed on the costumed characters, karate-kicked the Chuck E. Cheese character and threatened to behead them, threw the purple birthday cake at her Chinese siblings, threw the Pulpy Milky orange juice at Song and Wei and when she gave Ai her present, the black  cockroaches came out and crawled over everywhere while the twins where trying to stop them and then Hailey took a dump all over the tables, nearly killed Ai with a knife, nearly killed Giuseppina by snapping her neck, and screamed at the health inspector to go away, threatening to slice his neck. However, we managed to solve everything. Then, Hailey told Ai that Chuck E. and Kai-Lan were killed by Godzilla, making Ai cry. Soon after, she pulled the fire alarm. When we left, Hailey said shut up, which was totally rude. When I put her in the Reflection Room, she continued to hit me, so I snapped a bit and slapped her across the face real hard. After I left Hailey in the Reflection Room, she smashed the furniture, trashed the Reflection Room, peed and took a dump in the middle of the floor and smashed my favorite vase and some statues. When I tried to spank her with a hairbrush, she spat in my face and slapped me  really hard many times before she escaped from the front door and ran to Janie's house with no clothes on. And when I tried to stop her, she slapped me again and pushed me on to the sidewalk and ran off to Janie's house still naked and when I chased her, she kicked me in to private parts and bashed my legs, my back, my face and my head with a baseball bat and she hit Tony across his face with a baseball bat."

[John's anger explodes at Hailey]

John: "HAILEY MEGAN CLOUD! I AM VERY ANGRY BECAUSE YOU RUINED AI'S BIRTHDAY AND YOU RUINED HER ENTIRE LIFE! SHE'S ONLY LITTLE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU'VE TRASHED THE REFLECTION ROOM, YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED AND WE ARE EXTENDING YOUR GROUNDING TIME TO 10 DAYS, SO NO COMIC BOOK READING TONIGHT! YOU ARE BANNED FROM WATCHING TV FOR 2 WEEKS, YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND ALL YOUR DOLLS WILL BE GONE FOR 2 WEEKS, YOU WILL NEVER SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL FOR 14 DAYS, WE ARE ALSO TAKING AWAY MY LITTLE PONY FOREVER, YOU WILL NEVER PLAY OUTSIDE FOR AS LONG AS YOU SHALL LIVE, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EAT ANY OF THE PIZZAS AND ALL OF THE VEGETARIAN FOODS WHICH WE ARE HAVING, AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, YOU LOST YOUR BIKE FOREVER BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING YOUR BIKE AND MY LITTLE PONY ON EBAY!"

Hailey: "Are you done?"

John: "GET TO BED RIGHT NOW!"

Hailey: "NO! AND YOU'RE NOT SELLING MY LITTLE PONY AND MY BIKE AND EVERYTHING ON EBAY!!!!!!"

[Hailey snatches Jiao, Song, Agatha Jr., Agatha Sr. and John's cell phones, runs to the bathroom and flushes them down the toilet but they manage to get them]

John: "Oh, no! Not my cell phone..."

Agatha Jr.: "Don't worry, we have a 3 year warranty, so broke, they will fix ours in no time."

[Hailey goes straight to bed]

[Hailey turns on Home Alone 2: Lost in New York on VHS]

[Hailey watches Kevin McCallister screaming at the pigeon lady at full blast]

Agatha Sr: "What is going on up there?"

[Agatha Sr and John come into Hailey's bedroom]

Hailey: [turns off the TV] Oh, nothing.

Agatha Sr: "Were you watching Home Alone 2?!"

[Hailey nods her head as "Yes"]

Agatha Sr: "WHY?!?!?"

Hailey: "BECAUSE CHUCK E CHEESE MADE ME WATCH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Agatha Sr: "HEY, KEVIN MCCALLISTER WAS JUST ACTING, AND YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT, ALRIGHT?! IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOUR RAGING FITS NOW! NOW GO TO BED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hailey:" ALRIGHT, YOU F(bleep)ING B(bleep)H!!!"

John: "Alright, that's it. YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO BED RIGHT NOW, MISSY!"

[John locks Hailey in her room with a locker]

[Hailey is crying and bawling very loud in bed]

John: "HEY, I'VE HEARD THAT, PLEASE, CHILL OUT, LITTLE GIRL!!!"

Hailey: "YOU'RE NOT SELLING EVERYTHING ON EBAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

John: "SHUT UP!!!"

Hailey: "LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO GO AND SEE JANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

John: "NO!!!!!!! CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO TO SLEEP!"

Hailey: "IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT, I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF!"

John: "SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP! I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN!"

Mommy and Me Edit
[Ai, Jane, Morgan and Hailey are making some sculptures out of clay]

[Ai is making a dragon]

[Morgan is making a rabbit]

Morgan: "Ahhh...rabbits."

[Hailey is making a pony]

[Jane is making a sheep]

Hailey: "MINE IS BETTER!"

Agatha Sr.: "Oh, Ai. I love your dragon. It is very nice, Morgan, I love your rabbit too."

[Hailey smashes Morgan's rabbit and smashes Ai's dragon]

Morgan: "My rabbit!"

Agatha Sr.: You are going in the Reflection Room young lady!!!"

Tony Stark: "What happened?"

Agatha Sr.: "Look at what Hailey just did."

Tony Stark: "Come on, Hailey."

Hailey: "No!"

[Hailey bites and scratches Tony]

[Agatha Sr. and Tony physically drag Hailey straight to the Reflection Room]

[Tony puts Hailey on a chair in the corner]

[Hailey hits Tony]

[Hailey hits Agatha Sr., causing her lip to bleed]

Hailey: "I hate this family!"

[Hailey starts throwing books at Agatha Sr.]

[Hailey picks up the chair and is about to throw it at Agatha Sr.]

Agatha Sr.: "Don't you dare!"

Reward Chart Edit
Tony Stark: "Today, I introduced the Star Reward Chart."

Tony Stark: "This is our Star Reward Chart."

Agatha Sr.: "The Star Reward Chart is pretty amazing for the family."

Morgan: "What is this for?"

Tony Stark: " "

Vandal Disposal Edit
[Hailey is on Agatha Sr.'s Facebook page, typing in an entry]

[Hailey types in, "I love to take away Hailey's fun, I am a poo-poo head. I hate Hailey and I hate Tony Stark too!" And presses enter]

[Hailey changes Agatha Sr.'s birth date to 1768]

Agatha Sr.: "What are you doing?! Ugh, not again!"

[Agatha Sr. looks at her vandalized page]

[Tony moves Hailey away from the computer]

[Agatha Sr deletes the entry]

Tony Stark: "That's better, Agatha, that's better. And as for you, Hailey, you bought yourself a trip to the Reflection Room since you behaved unacceptably."

Agatha Sr: "I told you many times to leave my Facebook account alone."

John: "What happened?"

Agatha Sr: "She vandalized my Facebook page!"

White Sheets Technique Edit
Iron Man: "Today, I am going to introduce the White Sheets. Whenever Hailey sees the white sheet, it means not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go."

Agatha Sr.: "That's a good idea."

Hailey: "Baozhai is a big fat smelly toad! By the way, we were a happier family before the mongoloids came into the picture."

Baozhai: (gasps) "What did you say?"

Hailey: "I SAID BAOZHAI IS A BIG F(bleep)ING FAT SMELLY TOAD!!!"

Mulan: "How dare you say that?! We are the family!"

Baozhai: "Come on Hailey, let's go to the reflection room."

Hailey: "NO!"

Baozhai: "Yes you have to."

[Baozhai sends Hailey to the Reflection Room]

Hailey: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!"

Hailey's friends at School Edit
(Hailey arrives at Last Chance Academy to meet Jaime and the other girls, Amy, Greta, Mia, Josie, Kamryn, Michelle, Wendy, and Frieda)

Hailey: "Today's order of business, we eliminate all of the Chinese dorks and kill them all! We put stupid Chuck E Cheese out of business for good! Who is with me?"

Hailey's friends: "I am!"

Hailey: "We will nuke China and all Asian countries!"

Hailey's friends: "Yeah!"

Frieda: "We will blow up all chuck e cheese restaurant chain restaurants because their crappy pizza taste like cardboard! No more Suck E Cheese!"

Same Page Edit
[John arrives home]

John: "I'm home!"

Thought Box Edit
[Hailey writes some things on paper]

Hailey: "Mummy...is...a...big...fat...meanie,"

[Hailey write something on a piece of paper]

Hailey: "I...hate...mommy...and...Ai...is...ugly and a crybaby."

[Hailey draws Agatha Sr. looking fat and pudgy]

[Hailey draws a picture of a witch turning Agatha Sr. into a frog]

Hailey: (writing) "I hate daddy, too..."

[Hailey shoves the pieces of paper into the Thought Box]

Hailey: (scribbling on a scrap of paper) "Morgan stinks, and Tony is stupid!"

Tony Stark: "When we opened the thought box...we were appalled to find what was in store."

Song: "What is this? Hailey, did you write this?"

Hailey: "YES I DID YOU CHINESE C(bleep)!"

Song: "Hailey! I am taking you to the Reflection Room right now!"

[Song sends Hailey to the Reflection Room]

Hailey: "My friends think you are a c(bleep)t, and so do I."

Song: "In six minutes, I'd like for you to say you're sorry to the family."

Hailey: Well those are all my thoughts, punk(bleep)!" (Sticks her tongue out)

Morgan and Hailey vs. The Babysitter Edit
Tony Stark: "The parents were going out for dinner, Baozhai was at her job as a vet, Song and Jiao were going out shopping, leaving the kids with a young babysitter named Clarane Dumais."

[Clarane writes the information down in her babysitting notebook]

Clarane: "Who wants to play a game?"

Morgan: "No thanks, I got school tomorrow."

Clarane: "Okay Morgan. Hailey, would you like to play a game?"

Hailey: "I don't think so."

[Clarane views the family routine board and the schedule]

Clarane: "Wash up. Dinner is at 6:30 pm, and then after that, we can play a nice board game of your choice."

Hailey: "If it involves stupid Chinese people, then I'm not playing. I hate Chinese people because they are mongoloids!"

Mei: "" (Translation: Listen to music while play Yokai Watch, upstairs)

Clarane: "Morgan, what's Yokai Watch?"

Morgan: "It's a game about befriending Japanese monsters, Mei loves it, mom told me when she was little, all she talked about was Yokai Watch, if you mentioned something she hated like some of the Anti-Japanese war film, she groaned."

Clarane: "Oh."

Mei: "I love Yokai Watch!"

Tony Leaves for a few days Edit
Morgan: "Let me use the bathroom or else I will rip your head off and throw it into either the sea or the copper pan!"

Mulan: "NO!"

Morgan: "Alright, that's it!"

[Morgan breaks into the bathroom and hits Mulan]

[Morgan hits Mulan]

Mulan: "Ow! Morgan!" [Morgan tackles Mulan into the ground as she pinches her] Mulan: "Ow! Agatha, Sr.! Help!"

[Mulan cries]

Agatha Sr: "What's wrong?"

Mulan: "Morgan started attacking me while I was in the bathroom!"

Agatha Sr: "MORGAN CLOUD! HOW COULD YOU ATTACK YOUR OWN SISTER?"

Morgan: "I was ready to use the bathroom, you nasty, dirty cunt!"

Agatha Sr: "REFLECTION ROOM FOR YOU!"

Morgan: "THIS IS ALL MULAN'S FAULT!"

Agatha Sr: "Now."

[Morgan rolls her eyes as she enters the Reflection Room]

Morgan: "I HATE YOUR GUTS, YOU LOW-BLOW SKANK!"

Agatha Sr.: "You have 13 minutes until you leave the Reflection Room."

Morgan: "SCREW YOU!"

DVD meeting Edit
Tony Stark: "Welcome to the DVD Meeting where we show the way Morgan and Hailey act."

John: "So, has Morgan been bad?"

Tony Stark: "She barely misbehaves because of Hailey."

Agatha, Sr.: "Are we doing this?"

Tony Stark: "Yep."

[Tony plays the CD]

[it shows Mulan watching The Owl House on TV, until Morgan appears]

Morgan: "Change the channel."

Mulan: "No, I'm watching The Owl House!"

Morgan: "Change it right now or else I will rip your head off and throw it into the copper pan!"

Mulan: "You're not gonna throw my head into the copper pan. What are you going to do? Turn the stove on as the pan heats and my head becomes hotter?"

Morgan: "Here is your decision: change the channel or I will rip your head off and throw it into the sea!"

Mulan: "You just said copper pan!"

Morgan: "I just really want to watch Mighty Magiswords so I can watch it on Hulu!"

Mulan: "Well, too bad, so sad then. I'm watching The Owl House."

Morgan: "SCREW YOU! If you don't change the channel, I will delete your Hulu and Netflix accounts, burn your devices down the logfire, smash them with a hammer and throw them outside, and then I WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER WITH A HAMMER UNTIL BLOOD COMES OUT WHILE YOU WATCH! SO SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BUG-EYED CREEP! JEEZ!"

Mulan: "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Morgan: "What's wrong with me? You're the one who refuses to change the channel!"

Mulan: "You said you would kill my mother while I watch!"

[Morgan throws couch cushion at Mulan and starts attacking her]

Morgan: "Stupid shitheaded slutty skank!"

[John comes in]

John: "What's going on here?"

Mulan: [sobs] "Morgan just said the S word to me."

Morgan: "Boo fucking hoo. I just wanted to watch Mighty Magiswords on Hulu. I don't give a fuck if she refuses to change the channel."

John: "That does it! You are grounded for 13 minutes! You will stay in the Reflection Room!"

[Morgan goes into the Reflection Room]

John: "Are you okay?"

Mulan: "I'm okay."

Hailey turns over a new leafEdit
Tony Stark: "Hailey was an amok runner so I made Hailey write an apology letter to her family as soon as she was ready. Had she not done it, I would be giving up."

[Hailey is seen writing apology letters to her family]

Hailey: "Dear family, I am sorry for the bad things I have done. I promise not to torture you guys. Love, Hailey."

20 minutes later

Hailey: "Guys, I apologize for what I did. I promise I will never do it again."

Agatha Sr.: "We accept your apology, Hailey."

Hailey: "Oh boy, oh boy!"

Agatha Sr.: "Now Hailey Megan Cloud, as a reward for your empathy and apology, you are now officially ungrounded."

Hailey: "What does that mean?"

Agatha Sr.: "That means... Your punishment is over."

Hailey: (jumping up and down) "Yay! What treat will I get?"

Agatha Sr.: "Since you admitted you were sorry for what you did, your toys will be returned."

Hailey: "Yay! My toys are back!"

Agatha Sr.: "And would you like to go to McDonalds today?"

Hailey: "YES! It's about time we went!"

[Agatha Sr. and Hailey go to McDonald's]