Mother Goose is in Trouble! (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's Version) (Script)

(we open up, and we see the outside of the "Mushroom Kingdom Public Library")
 * Mario (offscreen): Plumber's log, number 4. I took Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom Public Library to check out a book! (fades to inside with Mario and Yoshi looking around) (now on screen, though mouth doesn't move) He was looking for a book with some nursery rhymes in it, and some fun!
 * Yoshi (offscreen): Mario! I think Yoshi found it!
 * (Mario goes to see Yoshi)
 * Mario: Since Mother Goose is famous for her rhymes, and since your looking for a book with rhymes in it, this is perfect! Come on, little buddy! Let's go check it out!
 * (they walk towards it, and fades to them back arriving at the castle)
 * Barney: What kind of book did you check out, Yoshi?
 * Yoshi: A book of Mother Goose rhymes!
 * (opens book)
 * Yoshi: Why isn't there any words or pictures in the book?
 * Barney: Well, let's use our imaginations, and ask Mother Goose herself!
 * (Barney does magic, and the sparkles that make Barney come to life create the magic, and Mother Goose appears)
 * Luigi: Wow! Can this be true?
 * Mario: It's Mother Goose!
 * Barney: Hi Mother Goose! It's so good to see you again!
 * Mother Goose: You too, Barney!
 * (the kids come downstairs)
 * Michael: It's Mother Goose!
 * Shawn: Mother Goose?
 * Min: Yeah, remember seeing her?
 * Kathy: Yeah! Your pages were eating by a bookwarm!
 * Mother Goose: That's right, kids!
 * Yoshi: You all know Mother Goose?
 * Barney & Kids: Yeah!
 * Mother Goose: And I know Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Yoshi!
 * Princess Peach: How do you know our names?
 * Mother Goose: I know every boy and girl who read my rhymes!
 * (music starts for "I'm Mother Goose")
 * Mother Goose (speaking): And if you don't know me, I'll introduce myself! (singing) Oh, I'm Mother Goose, and I'm here to say that I like to speak in rhyme! I've been around for many, many years for a very, very, very long time! I've been around for many, many years for a very, very, very long time! Now what is a rhyme you ask? What is a rhyme you say? Rhyming words will sound the same, like fiddle and diddle, name and game! Like Farmer in the Dell, Pussy in the Well! I like to speak in rhyme! Oh, I'm Mother Goose, and I'm here to say that I like to speak in rhyme! I've been around for many, many years for a very, very, very long time! I've been around for many, many, years for a very, very, very long time! Now some of my rhymes are funny, and some are for sleepy time! And others talk about animals, like the sheep in Little Bo Peep! Like sugar and spice and three blind mice! I like to speak in rhyme! Oh, I'm Mother Goose and I'm hear to say that I like to speak in rhyme! I've been around for many, many years for a very, very, very long time! I've been around for many, many, years for a very, very, very long time!
 * (music ends)
 * Yoshi: Why doesn't this Mother Goose book have no pictures or words!
 * Mother Goose: I was just about to explain that! Bowser has stolen things from characters in The Land of Mother Goose, and everyone has forgotten their rhymes, and without their things, they can't do their rhyme!
 * Bowser (offscreen, arriving): That's right! (now on screen) And now I'm gonna make sure it stays that way!
 * (Bowser runs toward Mother Goose, and ties her in a rope)
 * Mother Goose: Barney! Kids! Mario brothers! Help!
 * (they exit out castle)
 * Bowser: Forget it, Mother Goose! They will be so busy looking for the things in The Land of Mother Goose that go to their rhymes, they'll forgot about looking for you! And while your stuck in my dungeon, I'm gonna take over your land! (evil laughs, and walks away)
 * Princess Peach: This is terrible! We can't let Bowser get away with this!
 * Mario: He won't, Princess Peach! We gotta get Mother Goose back, and look for the hidden things Bowser stole!
 * (music starts for "A Hunting We Will Go")
 * Barney, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach & Kids: A hunting we will go! A hunting we will go! We're going on a Mother Goose hunt! A hunting we will go! A hunting we will go! A hunting we will go! We're going on a Mother Goose hunt! A hunting we will go!
 * (music ends)
 * Kathy: I can't find anything yet!
 * Barney: Who knows? Maybe their in The Land of Mother Goose!
 * Mario: Yeah! But why would Bowser hide them there? He's a very sneaky person! Unless he hid them pretty good in the land!
 * Barney: Yeah! Now let's go find the warp pipe to Mother Goose's land!
 * (fades to them walking toward a warp pipe, go down it, and fades to them in The Land of Mother Goose)
 * Min: We must've gone down the right warp pipe! I recognize the characters!
 * (Bowser and the tied up Mother Goose arrive in the warp pipe)'
 * Bowser: Oh no! I went down the wrong warp pipe!
 * (Mario jumps on top of Bowser)
 * Bowser: Get off of me, you fauset fixer!
 * Mario: Not until you give us back Mother Goose!
 * Bowser: Never!
 * (Bowser throws Mario off him, and they go back down warp pipe)
 * Mario: I guess we'll have to get Mother Goose back later, and save Mother Goose's home now!
 * (Mary arrives)
 * Mary: Hi guys!
 * All (except Mary): Hi!
 * Mary: I need help! I can't remember my rhyme! Do you remember my rhyme? All I remember is that there are flowers in my rhyme!
 * Barney: You must be Mary, Mary Quite Contrary!