Barney's VicTORIous Tour (Script)



(Fog Machine turns on) Announcer: Girls & Boys, Ladies & Gentlemen, today's apeearence of Barney is made possible by..........Your imagination!! (Theme Song starts playing & Barney pops out) Chorus: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination And when he's tall He's what we call a dinosaur sensation Barney's friends are big and small They come from lots of places After school they meet to play And sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things Like how to play pretend ABC's, and 123's And how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us Whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too If you just make-believe him!!

Barney: Hi, everybody!! Are you ready for some Super-Dee-Duper fun?! Oh Good. Because today is going to be "STU-U-U-PENDOUS!!" *chuckle* I have a Tee-Riffic surprise for you. But I can't show it to you because I can't even see all of your smile. *chuckle* But I think I know a song that will make you happy. *chuckle* If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands clapping) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands clapping) If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands clapping) Thats Great!! Now Let's Try Happy Feet!! If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet. (Feet stomping) If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet. (Feet stomping) If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet. (Feet stomping) Now Let me hear all of your happy voices!! If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray" (Hooray) If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray" (Hooray) If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray" (Hooray) Oh Boy!! *chuckle* If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping, people shouting Hooray) If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping, people shouting Hooray) If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping and, people shouting Hooray) Before I show you the surprise, I wanna thank all of you for coming to see me!! Infact, I think I will thank all of you. *walking down to the audience & thanking them for coming to see the show* Well, thats the 1st row. Goodness, this will take along time. No wait. I got an idea. Maybe you can all help me by saying Thank You to everybody. I'll count to three & I want all of you to shout out "Thank You for Coming"!! Ready? 1-2-3 "THANK YOU FOR COMING!!" That was ok, but I think we can be louder than that!! Ready? 1-2-3 "THANK YOU FOR COMING"!! Oh That was wonderful!! It's so nice to see friends like you with such Good Manners. Infact, my Stu-u-u-pendous surprise is here right now!! (I Want You Back is playing) Avan Jogia Avan : Hi, everybody!! Barney: Ariana Grande Ariana: Hi, Everyone!! Barney: Leon Thomas Leon: Sup?! Barney: Daniella Monet Daniella: Hello, there!! Barney: Matt Bennett Matt: Hi!! Barney: Elizabeth Gillies Liz: Hey there!! Barney: And The One, The Only "Ms. Victoria Justice" Victoria: Sup, *name of state* Barney: Also, here's a classic!! This is from The Jackson 5!! *chuckle* Are you ready? Here We GO!! Victoria: When I had you to myself I didn't want you around Those pretty faces always made you stand out in a crowd But someone picked you from the bunch One glance was all it took Now it's much too late for me to take a second look Oh baby give me one more chance (show you that I love you) Won't you please let me (back to your heart) Oh darlin' I was blind to let you go (let you go baby) But now since I see you in his arms (I want you back) Yes I do now (I want you back) Ooh ooh baby (I want you back) Ya ya ya ya (I want you back) Na na na na Tryin' to live without your love Is one long sleepless night Let me show you girl That I know wrong from right Every street you walk on I leave tear stains on the ground Following the girl I didn't even want around Let me tell you now Oh baby all I need is one more chance (show you that I love you) Won't you please let me (back to your heart) Oh darlin' I was blind to let you go (let you go baby) But now since I see you in his arms Leon: A buh buh buh buh [4 times] Ariana: All I want Leon: A  buh buh buh buh Ariana: All I need Leon: A  buh buh buh buh Ariana: All I want Leon: A buh buh buh buh Ariana: All I need Leon: Oh, Just One more chance!! Show you that I love you, baby!! Ariana: Ohh Leon: Baby!! Ariana: Ohh Leon: Baby Ariana: Ohh (I want you back) Liz: Forget what happened then (I want you back) Leon: Life it never ends Victoria: Oh baby I was blind to let you go But now since I see you in his arms (I want you back) Liz: Spare me of this cause Leon: Give me back what I lost!! Victoria: Oh baby I need one more chance ha I tell ya that I love you Ariana (when Leon says "Baby before Ariana says her "Oh's"): (Oh Oh Oh) All: I want you back [4 times] All (except Barney): Hi, Barney!! Barney: Hi, guys!! Avan: Hi, everyone!! Victoria: Welcome to Barney's Victorious Tour. Matt: We're performing Barney fans & Victoria Justice fans alike when we go on tour. Barney: That's right, Matt. *chuckle* Are you guys ready to ROCK?! All: Yeah!! BJ (offstage): Don't start with out us, Barney!! Baby Bop (offstage): Here we come Riff (offstage): Wowzer!! (BJ, Riff & Baby Bop appear togehter while BJ enters in with a cartwheel) Barney: What do you know? It's BJ, Riff & Baby Bop!! (The little dinos greets everyone) Baby Bop: Oh, my goodness. It's Victoria Justice & the cast of Victorious!! Barney, BJ, Riff & I love your work!! (Barney, BJ & Riff agreeing with Baby Bop) Victoria: Awwwww. Thanks, Baby Bop. You're a sweet dino. Baby Bop: Oh, thank you. *giggles* Riff: Leon, my man. Leon: Hey What's up, Riff? (Leon & Riff do their special handshake) BJ: Avan, what's up? Avan: What's up, BJ? (BJ & Avan bro hug each other) Barney: Do you know why I gather you all here? All: WHY?! Barney: Because We're here to have a Rock "N" Roll Concert!! Daniella: Uh, Barney? How are we gonna do that? Barney: With a little Imagination *chuckle* So who's ready to Rock? All: I am!! Barney: Are you kids ready?! Oh, Great!! Then (That's How You Make Rock "N" Roll plays) Let's... Get Ready... TO ROCK!! Come on everybody!! Let's Make some music together!! Gonna have fun!! Here we go!! 1 a 2 a 1-2-3 If you want to make rock-n-roll music, everything starts with a beat. It might start with tapping your fingers. It might start with stomping your feet. It could be a song that you made up. It could be a song that you've found. Just take a deep breath, sing it out loud, and make lots of rock-n-roll sounds. BJ: You've got to strum, strum, strum your guitar. Barney: You've got to pluck, pluck, pluck your bass. Baby Bop: You've got to tinkle the keys, and thump on your drums, Barney: and start moving all over the place. Once you find your very own rhythm, add just a pinch of soul. All: Shake it all up - give it a twist, that's how you make rock-n-roll. (Drum riff) (Bass riff) (Piano riff) (Guitar riff) BJ: You've got to strum, strum, strum your guitar. Barney: You've got to pluck, pluck, pluck your bass. Baby Bop: You've got to tinkle the keys, and thump on your drums, Barney: and start moving all over the place. Once you find your very own rhythm, add just a pinch of soul. All: Shake it all up - give it a twist, that's how you make rock-n-roll. Shake it all up - give it a twist, that's how you make rock-n-roll! Barney: Way to go, everybody!! (All Chanting) Victoria: Awesome job!! What do you think, Barney? Barney: That was SUPER-DEE-DUPER!! *chuckles* Victoria: Oh, my god!! (All Chanting) I feel another song coming on!! And it's your band, Barney!! Barney: Well then, Victoria!! Time to Strike up the Band!! (Our Friend Barney Had a Band plays) All: Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O And in this band, he had a Riff: Drum!! All: E-I-E-I-O With a boom, boom here and a boom, boom there. Here a boom, there a boom. Everywhere a boom, boom. Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O BJ: Ok!! Now's the Guitar!! Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O And in this band, he had BJ: A guitar. All: E-I-E-I-O With a bow, wow here and a bow, wow there. Here a bow, there a wow. Everywhere a bow, wow. Boom, Boom here & a Boom, Boon there Here a Boom, there a boom Everywhere a Boom, Boom!! Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O Baby Bop: Now The Horns, OK?! Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O And in this band, he had a Baby Bop: Horn!! E-I-E-I-O With a toot, toot here and a toot, toot there. Here a toot, there a toot Everywhere a toot toot Bow, wow here and a bow, wow there. Here a bow, there a wow Everywhere a bow, wow. Boom, Boom here and a Boom, Boom there Here a boom, there a boom everywhere a boom, boom Our friend Barney had a band. E-I-E-I-O YEAH!! Barney: Stu-u-u-pendous!!
 * Barney chuckles*
 * giggles*