What's That Sound? (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's Version) (script)

(we open up, and we see the Barney doll sitting on a table in the classroom, and he comes to life)
 * Barney: Whoa! (sees viewers) Hi everybody! It's good to see you again! (sees kids outside sitting on the playground, and Barney walks over) I wonder what everyone is doing outside? Let's go see! (goes outside) Hi everybody!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * (they hug Barney)
 * Barney: What are you all doing today?
 * Hannah: We're listening to different sounds.
 * (music starts for "Listen")
 * Barney: Oh, it's fun to listen to different things around you. We can listen to the sound of a frog in the water. Listen to the mommy talking to her daughter. Listen to the animals playing in the woods, and listen to the sounds of our neighborhood.
 * Kids: And listen to the sounds of our neighborhood.
 * Barney & Kids: Listen with your left ear, and your right. Listen to the sounds of the day and night. We listen with our ears, that's right.
 * Barney: That's right! We can listen to the sound of a train going by. Hear the parade on the Fourth of July. Listen to the animals playing in the woods, and listen to the sounds of our neighborhood.
 * Kids: And listen to the sounds of our neighborhood.
 * Barney & Kids: Listen with your left ear, and your right. Listen to the sounds of the day and night. We listen with our ears that's right.
 * Barney: That's right!
 * Barney & Kids: if we tried to listen with our eyes and nose, tried to listen with our fingers and toes, We'd be all mixed up, and never hear a thing. We couldn't hear a bell ringing ding, ding, ding. We couldn't hear a bell ringing ding, ding, ding. Oh, listen with your left ear, and your right. Listen to the sounds of the day and night. We listen with our ears, that's right.
 * Barney: That's right!
 * (music ends, and BJ enters the school gate)
 * BJ: Hi everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Hi BJ!
 * BJ: What are you doing?
 * Barney: We're listening to different sounds.
 * BJ: Cool!
 * (they hear a strange sound)
 * BJ: That sound sounded very strange!
 * Maria: Yeah!
 * BJ: I know someone who can find the sound! I'll be right back!
 * (goes in school doors)
 * Maria: Where's he going, Barney?
 * Barney: I don't know. I'm gonna go see!
 * (goes in the school, fades to Barney walking in, and sees BJ with a detective outfit)
 * Barney: What are you doing, BJ?
 * BJ: I'm Detective BJ, and I'm gonna find out where those sounds are coming from! Would you please be my helper, Barney?
 * Barney: I'd be happy to.
 * (music starts for "People Helping Other People")
 * BJ: Thanks!
 * Barney: That's what friends are for! Oh, a teacher is a person who gives help each and every day. If you'd like to help people then being a teacher is A-okay. 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about. And people like our teachers, we couldn't do with out. Oh, a doctor is a person who gives help each and every day. If you like to help people then being a doctor is A-okay. 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about. And people like our doctor's we couldn't do with out. Oh, a detective is someone who gives help each and every day. If you like to help people, then solving mysteries is A-okay. 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about. If you like to help people, then solving mysteries is A-okay. There are lots of people who give help each and every day. If you like to help people then helping other people is A-okay.
 * Barney & BJ: 'Cause people helping other people is what this world's about. If you like to help people then helping other people is A-okay.
 * (music ends)
 * BJ: Let's go solve this mystery!
 * (walk out, and fades to them outside with the kids)
 * BJ: Barney, how am I gonna solve this mystery?
 * Barney: Well, your gonna need to use all five of your senses. You see with your eyes, you hear with your ears, you touch with your fingers (music starts for "Five Senses Song"), we smell with our nose, and we taste with our mouths.