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We Can Play! is custom Barney special for Season 3 that was released in theaters in November 4, 1996 (the same day as Once Upon a Time). This special aired on December 4, 1996 as a prime-time special on PBS. It is released on VHS in March 8, 1997.

Plot
Barney and Mr. Boyd take Baby Bop, BJ, Scooter McNutty and the kids out on a trip to see things we can play!

Cast

 * Barney (Voice: Bob West / Body: David Joyner)
 * Baby Bop (Voice: Julie Johnson / Body: Julie Johnson)
 * BJ (Voice: Paty Wirtz / Body: Jeff Brooks)
 * Scooter McNutty (Todd Duffy)
 * Mr. Boyd (Robert Sweatman)
 * Mockingbird (Voice: Doug Lawrence / Body: Ray Henry)
 * Deer (Voice: Dean Barnett / Body: Ray Henry)
 * Bumblebee (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Pelican (Voice: Tom Kenny / Body: Jenny Dempsey)
 * Professor Tinkerputt (Barry Pearl)
 * Carlos (Corey Lopez)
 * Juan (Michael Krost)
 * Derek (Rickety Carter)
 * Jason (Kurt Dykuzien)
 * Scott (Kirk Cameron)
 * Stephen (Chase Gallatin)
 * Tosha (Hope Cerventes)
 * Kathy (Lauren King)
 * Hannah (Marissa Kuers)
 * Chip (Lucien Douglas)
 * Julie (Susannah Wetzel)
 * Aaron (Justin Berfield)

Songs

 * 1) Barney Theme Song
 * 2) It's a Beautiful Day
 * 3) Today, We Can Say
 * 4) Let's Play Together
 * 5) The Senses Song
 * 6) The Having Fun Song
 * 7) You Can Count on Me
 * 8) Let's Go On An Adventure
 * 9) The Land of Make-Believe
 * 10) Big and Little
 * 11) Try and Try Again
 * 12) The Wheels on the Bus
 * 13) The Library
 * 14) Books are Fun
 * 15) Indoor Outdoor Voices
 * 16) John Jacob Jingerheimer Smidth
 * 17) Just Imagine
 * 18) Down by the Station
 * 19) I've Been Working on the Railroad
 * 20) Little Red Caboose
 * 21) Down on Grandpa's Farm
 * 22) Old MacDonald Had a Farm
 * 23) Six Little Ducks
 * 24) Five Little Butterflies
 * 25) Listen to the Mockingbird (Barney's Version)
 * 26) I Love the Mountains
 * 27) The Traffic Light Song
 * 28) Colors Make Me Happy
 * 29) You're a Grand Old Flag
 * 30) Jungle Adventure
 * 31) What Will We See at the Zoo?
 * 32) The Tiger Song
 * 33) Three Little Monkeys Rap
 * 34) Rock Like a Monkey
 * 35) Down By The Bay
 * 36) Mister Sun
 * 37) I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee
 * 38) I'd Love to Sail
 * 39) Sailing Out Over the Ocean
 * 40) The Fishing Song
 * 41) Sally the Camel
 * 42) The Elephant Song
 * 43) The Bear Hunt
 * 44) Walk Across the Street
 * 45) The Stranger Song
 * 46) Where is Thumbkin?
 * 47) Riding in the Car
 * 48) In The Car and Having Fun
 * 49) Tinkerputt's Song
 * 50) We are Little Robots
 * 51) Pop Goes the Weasel
 * 52) The Rainbow Song
 * 53) Itsy Bitsy Spider
 * 54) Roll, Roll, Roll the Ball
 * 55) I Am a Fine Musician
 * 56) If You're Happy and You Know It
 * 57) The Airplane Song
 * 58) It's Good to Be Home
 * 59) Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay
 * 60) I Love You

End Credit Music

 * 1) Pop Goes the Weasel
 * 2) Sally the Camel
 * 3) Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay (the same one from the end of Barney's Musical Scrapbook, with different instruments)

Quote 1:

 * Tosha: (after the song It's a Beautiful Day) It's fun playing outside on a beautiful, sunny day!
 * Barney's voice sound on the Barney doll: Can I play too?
 * Jason: Hmm? I wonder who said that?
 * Tosha: Let's go see.
 * (the kids walk towards the Barney doll)
 * (Barney comes to life)
 * Barney: I could play together with my friends!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi! How're ya doin'?! (giggles)
 * Baby Bop and BJ: Hi, everybody!
 * BJ: What's goin' on?!
 * Jason: We're playing on a beautiful day!

Closed-captionined version:

 * Tosha: It's fun playing outside on a beautiful, sunny day!
 * Barney: Can I play too?
 * Jason: Hmm? I wonder who said that.
 * Tosha: Let's go see.
 * Barney: I could play together with my friends!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi! How you doing?! (giggles)
 * Both: Hi, everybody!
 * BJ: What's going on?
 * Tosha: We're playing on a beautiful day!

Quote 2:

 * Scooter: (pops up the tree part of the treehouse) Hi, there! What're ya doin'?
 * Derek: We're looking up a magazine. Would you like to look it up?
 * Scooter: Not right now, Derek. I have a lot of stuff to do. Miss Etta told me that she and I can do some chores.
 * Chip: But, Scooter, there are lots of fun things we can play on a trip!
 * All (except Scooter): Yeah!
 * Scooter: I get it what it's all about because it's so much fun! Now we can all have lots of fun!
 * Barney: I'm sure you can come to our trip. Don't you want to come, Scooter?
 * Scooter: Sure. That will be good.
 * Derek: If you can think in your own mind, we can go on a trip in no time!
 * Scooter: Oh, yeah?

Closed-captioned version:

 * Scooter: Hi, there! What you doing?
 * Derek: We're looking up a magazine. Would you like to look it up?
 * Scooter: Now right now, Derek. I have a lot of stuff to do. Miss Etta told me that she and I can do some chores.
 * Chip: But, Scooter, there are lots of funs things we can play on a trip!
 * (all agree)
 * Scooter: I get it what it's all about because it's so much fun! Now we can all have lots of fun!
 * Barney: I'm sure you can come to our trip! Don't you want to come, Scooter?
 * Scooter: Sure! That will be good!
 * Derek: If you can think in your own mind, we can go on a trip in no time!
 * Scooter: Oh, yeah?!

Quote 3:

 * Tosha: What's wrong, Barney? What's wrong?
 * Hannah: Do you think there's a problem with the caboose?
 * Barney: Well, I think there's something wrong with the caboose! Hold on, everybody!!
 * Tosha and Hannah: Uh-oh!
 * Barney and Mr. Boyd: Whoa! Ahh! Oof!
 * Baby Bop and BJ: Whoa!
 * Scooter: Yah! Help!! I think the caboose is going too fast!!!
 * All (except Barney: This is trouble.): (while kids are screaming) AHHHH!!!!
 * Chip: Stop!
 * Scott: What shall we do now?!
 * Barney: I don't know, Scott! The caboose is going too fast!
 * All (except Barney: WHOA!): (screaming) Ahh!!
 * Chip: Quick, Barney! Slow down or we're gonna be sick!!
 * Barney: Give it a kick?! Hold on tight!!!
 * All (except Barney: 'Cause this is one crazy ride!): (screaming) Ahh!!!
 * Professer Tinkerputt (walks on sidewalk, stops): Huh??? What was that?
 * Stephen: I can't believe this!
 * BJ: No way!! We have time!
 * Chip: Oh, no! What's happening?!!
 * Baby Bop: Barney, help! You better slow down the caboose!
 * Barney: Don't know how!
 * Carlos: Look out!
 * Juan: Be careful!
 * Kathy: Barney, what's going on with that caboose?!
 * Barney: I think it's going fast!
 * Mr. Boyd: Yeah! It's like a rollercoaster ride!
 * Julie: Did you hear what they say?
 * Hannah: Yes, I did. We're going to be safe so we won't get hurt!
 * Derek: Ohh! Tell me when it's over.
 * Barney: Okay! We're going to crash!!
 * All (except Barney: Look out!): (screaming): AHHHH!!!
 * Barney: (giggles) WHOA!
 * (the caboose crashes)
 * Professer Tinkerputt: (runs up to Barney and his friends) My goodness! What happened? Are you alright?!
 * Barney: Yes, we are.
 * BJ: And we aren't hurt at all.
 * Professer Tinkerputt: Good.
 * Barney: See? It's all over.
 * (all sighing)
 * Professor Tinkerputt: All right! I'll be right at my toy workshop because I have a great surprise for all of you. See you later, everybody!
 * All (except Professor Tinkerputt): Bye, Professor!

Closed-captioned version

 * Tosha: What's wrong, Barney? What's wrong?
 * Hannah: Do you think there's a problem with the caboose?
 * Barney: Well, I think there's something wrong with the caboose! Hold on, everybody!
 * Kids: Uh-oh!
 * Both: Whoa! (screaming, grunting)
 * Kids: Whoa!
 * Scooter: (screams) Help! I think the caboose is going too fast!
 * Barney: This is trouble!
 * Chip: Stop!
 * Scott: What shall we do now?!
 * Barney: I don't know, Scott! The caboose is going too fast! Whoa!
 * Chip: Quick, Barney! Slow down or we're gonna be sick!
 * Barney: Give it a kick?! Hold on tight because this is one crazy ride!
 * Professer Tinkerputt: Huh?! What was that?
 * Stephen: I can't believe this!
 * BJ: No way! We have time!
 * Chip: Oh, no! What's happening?!
 * Baby Bop: Barney, help! You better slow down the caboose!
 * Barney: Don't know how!
 * Carlos: Look out!
 * Juan: Be careful!
 * Kathy: Barney, what's going on with that caboose?!
 * Barney: I think it's going fast!
 * Mr. Boyd: Yeah! It's like a rollercoaster ride!
 * Julie: Did you hear what they say?!
 * Hannah: Yes, I did! We're going to be safe so we won't get hurt!
 * Derek: Oh, tell me when it's over!
 * Barney: Okay! We're going to crash! Look out! (giggles) Whoa!
 * (loud crash)
 * Professer Tinkerputt: My goodness! What happened?! Are you all right?!
 * Barney: Yes, we are.
 * BJ: And we aren't hurt at all.
 * Professer Tinkerputt: Good!
 * Barney: See? It's all over.
 * All: (sighing of relief)
 * Professor Tinkerputt: All right! I'll be right at my toy workshop because I have a great surprise for all of you. See you later, everybody!
 * All: Bye, Professor!

Quote 4:

 * Baby Bop: (after the song Six Little Ducks) Oh, cute.
 * (a skunk passes gas in front of Barney and his friends)
 * Scooter: Gross! There's a farm animal that is smelly. BLAH!! (groaning)
 * Mr. Boyd: (sniffs) I smell skunk.
 * Barney: Whoa! That skunk passes gas in front of us and it smells!
 * Mr. Boyd: DEUUEAUGH!!
 * Barney and kids: Eww!
 * Barney: We'd better get out of the farm before the skunk passes gas! Let's go!!
 * Carlos: Yeah, let's go. (coughs)
 * (all running out of the farm and screaming)

Closed-captioned version:

 * Baby Bop: Oh, cute!
 * Skunk: (farts)
 * Scooter: Gross! There's a farm animal that is smelly! (groaning)
 * Mr. Boyd: (sniffing) I smell skunk.
 * Barney: Whoa! That skunk passes gas in front of us and it smells!
 * Mr. Boyd: (screaming)
 * Barney and kids: Ew!
 * Barney: We'd better get out of the farm before the skunk passes gas! Let' go!
 * Carlos: Yeah! Let's go! (coughing)

Quote 5:

 * Baby Bop and BJ: What's happening?! (sees a mockingbird)
 * Barney: Oh, Baby Bop, BJ! Watch out for that bird!
 * Scooter: Oh, no!
 * (the mockingbird bites Baby Bop's hand and Baby Bop's hand starts bleeding)
 * Baby Bop: (screaming) Aah! Ouch! my hand!
 * (the mocking bird bites BJ's hand, and BJ's hand starts bleeding)
 * BJ: (screaming) Ahh! Ow! my hand!
 * Mockingbird: Ooh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bite you. Got to go! Bye, now!
 * (the mockingbird flies away)
 * Barney: Baby Bop, BJ! What happened?!
 * Baby Bop and BJ: We got the mockingbird biting on our hands, and we got big scrapes on it.
 * Barney: Don't worry. I'll give you some big bandage casts on your hands to make it all better. (uses magic to put the big bandage cast on Baby Bop's hand, and puts a big bandage cast on BJ's hand) There, that's better.
 * Baby Bop and BJ: Thank you, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.

Closed-captioned version

 * Both: What's happening?!
 * Barney: Oh, Baby Bop, BJ! Watch out for that bird!
 * Scooter: Oh, no!
 * Mockingbird: (bites)
 * Baby Bop: (screams in pain) Ouch! My hand!
 * Mockingbird: (bites)
 * BJ: (screams in pain) Ouch! My hand!
 * Mockingbird: Ooh! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bite you. Got to go! Bye, now!
 * (wings flapping)
 * Barney: Baby Bop, BJ, what happened?!
 * Both: We got the mockingbird biting on our hands and we got big scrapes on it.
 * Barney: Don't worry. I'll give you some big bandage casts on your hands to make it all better. There. That's better.
 * Both: Thank you, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.

Quote 6:

 * Baby Bop: W-w-what was that?
 * (a lion appears and roars at Baby Bop)
 * Baby Bop: (shrieks) Ahh!!!
 * Scott: Oh, no!
 * Derek: I think I see a lion.
 * Scott: Uh-oh!
 * Barney: Oh, my goodness!
 * Baby Bop: HELP!! A lion! (whimpering)
 * Scooter: No! Not the lion! I think it's so scary because it scares Baby Bop!!!!
 * Chip: Help!
 * Hannah: Somebody please help her!!! I think that little dinosaur is scared of the lion!!! BJ, help her out of the lion before he attacks her!
 * Carlos: He'll save her now!
 * BJ: I'll save ya, Sissy! (swings on a rope, yelling like Tarzan, and grabs Sissy and takes her to safety)
 * Tosha: You guys, look! It's BJ!
 * Baby Bop: Whew! Thanks, BJ.
 * BJ: You're welcome, Sissy.
 * Barney: You saved Baby Bop's life, BJ.
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. (giggles)

Closed-captioned version:

 * Baby Bop: What was that?
 * Lion: (fierce growling)
 * Baby Bop: (shrieks)
 * Scott: Oh, no!
 * Derek: I think I see a lion!
 * Scott: Uh-oh!
 * Barney: Oh, my goodness!
 * Baby Bop: Help! A lion! (whimpering)
 * Scooter: No, not the lion! I think it's so scary because it scares Baby Bop!
 * Chip: Help!
 * Hannah: Somebody please help her! I think that little dinosaur is scared of the lion! BJ, help her out of the lion before he attacks her!
 * Carlos: He'll save her now!
 * BJ: I'll save you, Sissy! (yelling)
 * Tosha: You guys, look! It's BJ!
 * Baby Bop: Whew! Thanks, BJ!
 * BJ: You're welcome, Sissy.
 * Barney: You saved Baby Bop's life, BJ!
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. (giggles)

Quote 7:

 * Baby Bop: Hey, that reminds me. Can I see the monkeys?
 * Barney: Sure, you can.
 * Derek: So, Baby Bop, you have to use a quiet voice just like we're at the library.
 * Baby Bop: Oh, I can do that!
 * Scott: Remember -- the monkeys are not scary. You can look at them if you wish.
 * Barney: BJ, Baby Bop, you gotta see the monkeys -- they're very fun!
 * Baby Bop: Okay.
 * Barney: Okay, have fun!
 * Baby Bop: (in normal voice) BJ, what are we going to...?
 * BJ: (whispering) Shh! Sissy, not so loud.
 * Baby Bop: Oh, sorry.
 * BJ: Let's go see. (he and Baby Bop look into the bushes and saw the monkeys jumping on bed)
 * (monkeys hooting and screeching while jumping on the bed)
 * Baby Bop: Oh, look at the cute little monkeys! (giggles)
 * Barney: But I think they're gonna get into trouble when their mom sees them jumping on the bed.
 * (the song "Three Little Monkeys Rap" starts)

Closed-captioned version:

 * Baby Bop: Hey, that reminds me. Can I see the monkeys?
 * Barney: Sure, you can!
 * Derek: So, Baby Bop, you have to use a quiet voice just like we're at the library.
 * Baby Bop: Oh! I can do that!
 * Scott: Remember-- the monkeys are not scary. You can look at them if you wish.
 * Barney: BJ, Baby Bop, you got to see the monkeys. They're very fun!
 * Baby Bop: Okay!
 * Barney: Okay! Have fun!
 * Baby Bop: (in loud voice) BJ, what are we going to...?
 * BJ: (whispering) Shh! Sissy, not so loud.
 * Baby Bop: Oh. Sorry.
 * BJ: Let's go see.
 * (quiet rustling)
 * (monkeys screeching and hooting)
 * Baby Bop: Oh, look at the cute little monkeys! (giggles)
 * Barney: But I think they're gonna get into trouble when their mom sees them jumping on the bed.
 * (rap music playing)

Quote 8:

 * Bumblebee: HELP!!
 * BJ: What's that?
 * Scooter: I think the bee is trying to find something.
 * (a bee buzzes and stung BJ in the nose)
 * BJ: Ahh!!! My nose!
 * Bumblebee: Oops! Sorry. I didn't mean to sting you.
 * Barney: Goodness me! Who are you?
 * Bumblebee: I'm a bee -- a baby bumble bee.
 * Barney: Oh.
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! I didn't know it was you trying to sting me.
 * Barney: Poor BJ.
 * Bumblebee: Well, I've been flying around to find flowers and my stinger accidently stung. But have you ever heard the song I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee?
 * BJ: Yes, I knew it!

Closed-captioned version:

 * Male voice: Help!
 * BJ: What's that?!
 * Scooter: I think the bee is trying to find something.
 * (bee buzzing)
 * BJ: (groaning) My nose!
 * Bumblebee: Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to sting you.
 * Barney: Goodness me! Who are you?!
 * Bumblebee: I'm a bee, a baby bumble bee.
 * Barney: Oh!
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! I didn't know it was you trying to sting me.
 * Barney: Poor BJ!
 * Bumblebee: Well, I've been flying around to find flowers and my stinger accidently stung but have you ever heard the song I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumblebee?
 * BJ: Yes! I knew it!

Quote 9:

 * BJ: What was that?!
 * Baby Bop: Is there something in front the boat?
 * Carlos: Hmm? I wonder what it is, Chip?
 * Chip: It must be...(sees a shark) Oh, no! It's a shark!!
 * BJ, Baby Bop, and Carlos: (gasping) A shark?! (screaming) Ahh!
 * Barney: Whoa!! Look out!!! Gangway!!!
 * Scott: (gasps) No! Somebody help! I think that shark is trying to eat us!
 * Mr. Boyd: WATCH OUT FOR THAT SHARK!!!!!!
 * Hannah: Oh, no! What's that shark doing here?!
 * BJ: I don't know!
 * Kathy: Look at that shark! Whatever it is, it looked too dangerous.
 * Stephen: OHHHH!! BARNEY!! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!
 * Mr. Boyd: C'mon, we'd better get outta here!
 * Derek: How we gonna get outta here?!!
 * Barney: Don't worry, Derek. We'll get you outta there. It'll be safe.
 * Chip: Ahhh!!!
 * Wendy: Ohh! Watch out! Watch out for that shark!
 * Chip: (whimpers) Ohhh!!
 * Barney: (gasps) We have to row out of the shark!
 * Baby Bop: The oars!!
 * Tosha: OK, I'll hold one row; you hold the other.
 * BJ: Okay, Tosha!!
 * Baby Bop: Goodie!!
 * Derek: Now, Barney, now!!!
 * Julie: Hurry up!
 * Barney: I'm doing it right now!
 * Stephen: Oh, no! NO! No!
 * Scooter: No! Not that shark!
 * Wendy: It's okay, Scooter! We'll all protect you!
 * Chip: I supposed we'll be protected by the shark.
 * Carlos: Whoa!! Let's row out of the shark.
 * Juan: I know about getting away from the shark.
 * Mr. Boyd: C'mon! Let's go!
 * Scooter: What!? Whoa! (watching Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, Mr. Boyd, and the kids row out of the shark)
 * Barney: Whew! That was close!
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * Baby Bop: Now we're safe, Barney.
 * Barney: (giggles) Of course we are.

Closed-captioned version

 * BJ: What was that?
 * Baby Bop: Is there something in front the boat?
 * Carlos: Hmm? I wonder what it is, Chip.
 * Chip: It must be-- Oh, no! It's a shark!
 * All: (gasping) A shark?! (screaming)
 * Barney: Whoa! Look out! Gangway!
 * Scott: (gasps) No, somebody help! I think that shark is trying to eat us!
 * Mr. Boyd: Watch out for that shark!
 * Hannah: Oh, no! What's that shark doing here?!
 * BJ: I don't know!
 * Kathy: Look at that shark! Whatever it is, it looked too dangerous!
 * Stephen: (groaning) Barney, we got to do something!
 * Mr. Boyd: Come on! We'd better get out of here!
 * Derek: How we gonna get outta here?!
 * Barney: Don't worry, Derek! We'll get you outta there! It'll be safe!
 * Chip: (screaming)
 * Wendy: Oh, watch out! Watch out for that shark!
 * Chip: (whimpering)
 * Barney: (gasps) We have to row out of the shark!
 * Baby Bop: The oars!
 * Tosha: Okay. I'll hold one row, you hold the other.
 * BJ: Okay, Tosha!
 * Baby Bop: Goodie!
 * Derek: Now, Barney, now!
 * Julie: Hurry up!
 * Barney: I'm doing it right now!
 * Stephen: Oh, no! No!! No!
 * Scooter: No! Not that shark!
 * Wendy: It's okay, Scooter. We'll all protect you.
 * Chip: I supposed we'll be protected by the shark.
 * Carlos: Whoa! Let's row out of the shark!
 * Juan: I know about getting away from the shark.
 * Mr. Boyd: Come on, let's go!
 * Scooter: What?! Oh!
 * Barney: Whew! That was close!
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * Baby Bop: Now we're safe, Barney.
 * Barney: (giggles) Of course we are.

Quote 10:

 * (a bear growls at Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Mr. Boyd)
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Mr. Boyd: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (bear continues growling)
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Mr. Boyd: What's that?
 * Scooter: A bear!!
 * Barney: Whoa!!! Run for your lives!!
 * Mr. Boyd: Hurry up! Let's go!
 * (all running away from the bear)
 * Baby Bop: Help me, Barney! Help me!
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! It's not safe to look at the bear anymore!
 * Scott: That bear is really scary!
 * Barney: Okay. Mr. Boyd and I will protect you.
 * Chip: I think you will.
 * Derek: (sighs) I guess it is safe to be calm.
 * Barney: I hope so. (giggles)
 * Mr. Boyd: We got to go. Another place coming.

Closed-captioned version

 * Bear: (loud growling)
 * (all screaming)
 * Bear: (continues growling)
 * All: What's that?!
 * Scooter: A bear!
 * Barney: Whoa! Run for your lives!
 * Mr. Boyd: Hurry up! Let's go!
 * All: (screaming)
 * Baby Bop: Help me, Barney! Help me!
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! It's not safe to look at the bear anymore!
 * Scott: That bear is really scary!
 * Barney: Okay. Mr. Boyd and I will protect you.
 * Chip: I think you will.
 * Derek: (sighs) I guess it it safe to be calm.
 * Barney: I hope so. (giggling)
 * Mr. Boyd: We got to go. Another place coming.

Quote 11:

 * Derek: What's going on?!
 * Barney: I think there's something wrong with the car.
 * All (except Barney): Uh-oh!
 * Barney: Hold on, everybody! We're going down!
 * All: Whoo-hoo!!!
 * (the car is going way too fast)
 * All: (screaming) Ahhh!!
 * Mr. Boyd: Maybe you better slow down your car a little, Barney.
 * Barney: Yeah. We should but we kinda...can't.
 * All: (screaming) AHHHH!
 * BJ: Sissy, will you take it easy?!!
 * Barney: Whoa! Hold on tight!
 * All: (screaming) Ahhh!!
 * Baby Bop: HELP!!!
 * BJ: It's okay, Sissy!
 * All: (screaming) Ahh!
 * Scooter: Be careful with the drivin', Barney!
 * BJ: (groans) Tell me when it's over, Sissy.
 * Baby Bop: All right!
 * All (except Barney: We're going to crash!!): OHH!! WHOA!!!
 * (the car crashes)

Release Dates

 * March 8, 1997 (Lyrick Studios version)
 * March 18, 1997 (Walt Disney Home Video version)
 * May 19, 1998 (Nickelodeon and Paramount version)
 * March 16, 1999﻿ (Lyrick Studios version)
 * September 30, 2005 (Hit Entertainment version)
 * November 20, 2011 (Lionsgate version)

Opening

 * Dark Blue FBI Warning
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 * Lyrick Studios Logo (1997 Still Version)
 * Please Stay Tuned Following This Presentation For Previews of Other Barney Home Videos screen (1995-1999)
 * Barney Home Video Classic Collection Logo (1995)
 * Barney Home Video Intro (1990 Backyard Gang Version)
 * We Can Play! Title Card

Closing

 * End Credits
 * Barney's Run, Jump, Skip and Sing Preview
 * Joe Scruggs Preview
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1997 (Walt Disney Home Video/Masterpiece version)
{C Opening
 * Green FBI warnings
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Closing

 * End Credits
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 * Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection Preview
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Opening

 * Paramount Coming Attractions bumper (1995)
 * The Rugrats Movie (1998) trailer
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 * It Was My Best Birthday Ever, Charlie Brown trailer
 * Harriet the Spy trailer
 * Paramount Family Movies trailer
 * Blue's Clues VHS trailer
 * Paramount Feature Presentation bumper (1995)
 * Paramount Warning Screen (1995)
 * Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * Nickelodeon Montage bumper
 * Barney Home Video logo (1995)
 * Barney Home Video Intro (1990 Backyard Gang version)
 * We Can Play! Title Card

Closing

 * End Credits
 * The Lyons Group logo (1988-1991)
 * Nickelodeon Planet logo (w/ Seth saying "If you can think in your own mind, we can go on a trip in no time!", Scooter saying "Oh, yeah?", and no music)
 * Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002) (still version)

Opening

 * Dark Blue FBI Warning
 * Dark Blue Interpol Warning
 * Lyrick Studios Logo (1998 Version)
 * Barney Home Video Classic Collection Logo (1995)
 * Sing & Dance With Barney Preview
 * Please Stay Tuned Following This Presentation for Previews of Other Barney Home Videos screen (1992-1996)
 * Barney Home Video Intro (1990 Backyard Gang version)
 * We Can Play! Title Card

Closing

 * End Credits
 * Barney In Outer Space Preview
 * Barney's Good Day, Good Good Night Preview
 * Kids for Character Preview
 * Barney's Waiting for Santa Preview
 * Lyrick Studios Logo (1998 Version)

Front cover

 * A live action version of Barney holding up a cartoon version of the word "WE" in red
 * A live action version of Baby Bop holding up a cartoon version of the word "CAN" in yellow
 * And a live action of BJ holding up a cartoon version of the word "PLAY!" in blue
 * A background a cartoon version of the playground
 * Classic Collection spine at the top
 * Ages 1-10

Back cover
NOTE: The artwork for the front cover and the back cover are the same as the Lyrick Studios 1999 print.
 * A heliotrope background
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and the kids looking up a magazine of going on a trip
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Mr. Boyd, Scooter McNutty, and the kids on the ship
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Professor Tinkerputt in his toy workshop

Front cover

 * Live action characters of Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Mr. Boyd, Scooter McNutty, and the kids going on a trip
 * Purple words "We Can Play!" on a black outline in Comic Sans

Back cover
NOTE: The artwork for the front cover and the back cover are the same as the Paramount/Nickelodeon 1998 print.
 * A purple background
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and the kids looking up a magazine of going on a trip

Front cover

 * Live action characters of Barney, Baby Bop, and BJ playing hopscotch
 * A CGI animated version of the park
 * Heliotrope words "WE CAN PLAY!" in a crazy font on top

Back cover

 * A sky blue background
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and the kids looking up a magazine of going on a trip
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Mr. Boyd, Scooter McNutty, and the kids going on a trip