Barney and Sagwa's Who Framed Sheriff Woody? (script, ClassicSagwatheChineseSIameseCat2001's version)


 * (the opening credits start)
 * WALT DISNEY PICTURES Presents
 * A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS Film
 * in association with CINE GROUPE and LYRICK STUDIOS
 * Barney's WHO FRAMED SHERIFF WOODY
 * (the opening credits end. We see the start of a Toy Story cartoon's opening titles. The titles say "A Toy Story Cartoon" and "Mischief Happens". The song "You Got a Friend in Me" is used. The intro to the cartoon ends. We fade to Woody and Bo Peep.)
 * Bo Peep: Hey, Woody!
 * Woody: Hi, Bo Peep.
 * Bo Peep: Just watch Bullseye while I go help my sheep.
 * Woody: Okay. (Bo Peep leaves) I gotta watch Bullseye. (he arrives to see Bullseye) Bullseye, you must be careful not to destroy anything. I can play my favorite video game "Sheriff Woody World".
 * (fade to Woody playing Sheriff Woody World. On the screen, in Level 1, Sheriff Woody is running to jump on enemies. But haft way, a snake hits Woody and he is thrown out of the level)
 * Woody: (screaming) No!!!! Limme try again! (He does so) Let's go through the level. (He does so the whole level) Yay!! (Laughs) (the level ends) Onto the next level! (Goes to level 2) Let's go! (he starts to go through the level, but gets hit by one of the snakes) Not again! (groans) Bullseye, I tried to win, but enemies keep hurting me! (Bullseye claps) Really? I still can watch you.
 * (Bullseye wanders off)
 * Woody: No, no, no, no no! You gotta listen to me! I am so the boss of you! Mr. Potato Head! Bullseye is still michevious!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Well, Woody. You gotta warn him.
 * Woody: Okay.
 * (Woody walks off, but suddenly sees Bullseye turning on the cooking pan and screams)
 * Woody: I'LL SAVE YA, BULLSEEEYYEE!! (turns off the stove) I warned you! You should've NEVER touched this! Not appropriate!
 * (Bullseye climbs up the cookie shelf and eats 4 of the cookies)
 * Woody: No! Get back down here! (Slips on cookie crumbs and flies into the wall, banging his forehead) Ouch! (he then flies into the ceiling and lands on a bag of black soot. He jumps out, covered in black soot, and tries to avoid another trap, but slips on a toy soap and crashes into another wall. Things including a boiling pan, and red sauce fall on top of him. The pan is covering Woody's head, and when the red sauce falls on him, it pours on his head inside the pan. Woody screams and races across the kitchen and hits a open fridge. He opens the door and climbs out of it. He then shuts the door) Thank goodness I'm okay.
 * Buzz: Ya okay Woody?
 * Woody: Yes, but Bullseye keeps getting into things.
 * Buzz: Well, this may get him in a bit of trouble.
 * Woody: Oh. Well, this could get easy if bees does not on my nerves.
 * Director: CUT!
 * Buzz: What is wrong with this take?
 * Director: Nothing, Buzz. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect. It's Woody. He keeps blowing his lines. Woody... [Grabs a CGI bee] ...what's this?
 * Woody:: A bee?
 * Director: A bee! [Throws bee to the floor] Woody read the script. Look what it says. It says "Well, this could get easy if he does not get on my nerves." Not bees- HE! Can we lose the playback please?
 * Background: Cut the playback!
 * Director: Woody, you got to be kidding me!
 * Buzz: [Stomping off] For the love of space, Woody! Like how many times do we have to do this scene? Director! I'll be in my trailer! Taking a nap!
 * Man: Whoa!
 * Buzz: 'Scuse me man.
 * Director: My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess! Clean this set up. And get him out of there. Or seal him up in it. Loose the lights. And say lunch.
 * Background: LUNCH!
 * Director: That's lunch. Run ahead. (Woody follows him)
 * Woody: Please, director. I can give you stars. Just let Buzz come up to me one more time.
 * Director: Woody! I've done it 23 times already.
 * Woody: I can take it though. Don't worry about me.
 * Director: I'm not worried about you I'm worried about the script.
 * Woody: I can give you stars.[Grabs frying pan off a passing trolley] Look. (taps the director with the pan) Look! Loook! Please Director. I can do it I promise. Just give me another chance. Well come on Director...
 * (the scene translates to Barney walking towards the classroom. Barney then sees the viewer(s))
 * Barney: Oh, hi there! We're going to have another great day today! Come on inside!
 * (He then enters the classroom. Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa, Fufu, Shei Hu and the alley cats are in there)
 * Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa, Fufu, Shei Hu and the Alley Cats: (see Barney) Barney! Hi!
 * Barney: Hello Sagwa. Hello Dongwa. Hello Sheegwa. Hello, Fufu. Hello Shei Hu. Hello Alley Cats. It's nice to see you again. Watch ya' doing?
 * Sagwa: Well, we are playing in here because it's fun here.
 * Fufu: And enjoyable.
 * Jet Jet: Oh, it's so nice for you to join in.
 * Barney: Well, I am so happy to be with you when we play together. (music starts for Let's Play Together) I love to play with you, run and jump all day. Everything we do is fun when I'm with you.
 * All:Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. I love to play with you.
 * Barney: I'm glad you're here today. Now we can pretend or we can play our favorite games with all our special friends
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you.
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. Have fun the whole day through
 * Barney: When it's a rainy day, we can be inside and play. As long as I'm with you, we'll have lots to do
 * All:Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. Have fun the whole day throughLet's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you.
 * (music ends)
 * Sheegwa: That was great.
 * Dongwa: It's sure fun playing together.
 * Barney: Yeah, Dongwa. Playing together is fun. More of my friends are coming here. I'll bring them over. (he uses magic, and Min, Robert, Keesha and Mario appear)
 * Barney: Hi there!
 * Kids: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: I'm so glad to have you here.
 * Min: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're very welcome, Min.
 * Sagwa: Robert, your new haircut looks neat.
 * Robert: Thanks, kitty. That was from last week.
 * Lik Lik: Barney.
 * Barney: Yes?
 * Lik Lik: Playing together can be only fun, but not only that it's fun, it's also very enjoyable
 * Barney: Oh, kitty. You're so sweet. I love to play with all of you.
 * (we hear BJ's whistle and Baby Bop's giggle)
 * BJ: Hi Barney!
 * Baby Bop: Hi everybody!
 * All (except BJ and Baby Bop): Hi Baby Bop! Hi BJ!
 * BJ: Watch ya' doing today?
 * Sagwa: We're playing together.
 * Robert: And having fun.
 * BJ: Aw cool! I love to play too!
 * Baby Bop: Me three!
 * Barney: Well, sure thing!
 * Shei Hu: I know what I idea we can have, hmm.
 * Mario: I know! We can have fun at the playground!
 * Min: And play in there too!
 * Barney: Great! Now let's go!
 * All (except Barney): Yeah!
 * Fufu: Wait for me! (flies after the others)
 * (the scene fades to the playground as Barney and the others enter there and music for "The Having Fun Song")
 * Barney: Today is a special day, because we're all together. We'll have a Super-Dee-Duper time, because we're gonna have fun. Clap your hands.
 * (they all clap hands)
 * Barney: Run in place.
 * (they all run)
 * Barney: Dance a silly dance.
 * (they all dance)
 * Barney: Make a funny face.
 * (they make funny faces)
 * Barney: Whatever we do, me and you, the one thing that we know..
 * All: Is that we're gonna have fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. We're gonna have fun together. Fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. Together we're gonna have fun. Together we're gonna have fun. Everyday's a fun filled day, When we can pretend. We're a bird or a fish. Or the man in the moon. Or just playing with our friends. Turn around Look upside-down Play Peek-a-Boo or Hide-and-Seek You're It; I can see you! Whatever we do, Me and you The one thing that we know is... We're gonna have fun, fun, fun... Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. We're gonna have fun together Fun, fun, fun... Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day Together, we're gonna have fun! Together, we're gonna have fun!
 * (music ends)
 * Sagwa: We sure are going to be having fun once again Barney.
 * Barney: We are, Sagwa.
 * BJ: Hey guys! Look at this! It's a letter from my friend from the Toy Story universe, Mr. Potato Head.
 * Shei Hu: What does this say?
 * Robert: Can you tell us?
 * BJ: It says: "Dear BJ. You made such a nice visit from me and the other toys. I am so glad if you can visit us again. Love, Mr. Potato Head".
 * Baby Bop: Goodie!
 * Barney: Well, it's so nice to have a letter from a friend, BJ.
 * Wing Wing: We wish we can go anywhere to different universes.
 * Sheegwa: And see friends from there.
 * Sagwa: Can we imagine, Barney?
 * Barney: Sure thing. (music ends) Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me
 * Sagwa, Sheegwa and Dongwa: We could go to the moon in a great big balloon
 * Fufu: Build a castle by playing pretend
 * Shei Hu: We could even explore with a big dinosaur
 * Alley Cats: Or make rainbows that never end
 * All: Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me.
 * BJ: We could go anywhere
 * Baby Bop: We can be anyone. We can do it quite easily too.
 * Kids: We just play let's pretend and we know in the end, that it's so much fun to do.
 * All: Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me.
 * Barney: Imagination's fun for you and me. (music ends)
 * BJ: Can you help us transport to universes right now?
 * Barney: Sure. All you have to do is close your eyes, and use your imagination.
 * (everyone does so)
 * Barney: Now wish very hard. Shimbaree, shimbarah.
 * All: Shimbaree, shimbarah, Shimbaree, shimbarah!
 * (they disappear from the playground and they appear in the Toy Story universe)
 * All: Wow!
 * Sagwa: What is this place?
 * Barney: It's the universe of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever children are here. But not only that, they are computer animated toons as well.
 * (Buzz appears)
 * Buzz: Greetings!
 * All: Hi, Buzz.
 * Barney: Everybody, this is my good CGI friend Buzz Lightyear. Buzz, this is Sagwa.
 * Sagwa: Hi Buzz.
 * Barney: Dongwa.
 * Dongwa: Hi.
 * Barney: Sheegwa.
 * Sheegwa: Hi.
 * Barney: Fufu.
 * Fufu: Hello.
 * Barney: Shei Hu.
 * Shei Hu: Hi.
 * Barney: Jet Jet.
 * Jet Jet: Hi.
 * Barney: Hun Hun.
 * Hun Hun: Hi there.
 * Barney: Wing Wing.
 * Wing Wing: Hello.
 * Barney: Lik Lik.
 * Lik Lik: Hello.
 * Barney: BJ.
 * BJ: Hello.
 * Barney: Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop: Hi,
 * Barney: Robert.
 * Robert: Hi.
 * Barney: Min.
 * Min: Hello.
 * Barney: Keesha.
 * Keesha: Hi, Buzz.
 * Barney: And Mario.
 * Mario: Hello.
 * Buzz: It's nice to see you all.
 * Sagwa: Well, I am a traditional animated toon cat, and I am from my Chinese universe, and so are my friends and family.
 * Buzz: I am in CGI. (music starts to Welcome to the World of Toy Story) It's nice to have all of you here. Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever humans leave for others. We toys have to cope with each other and become friends! That's what it is all about!
 * All: Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys play and tag along, whenever they aren't with their owner. We toys' friendship shall not go downhill or fade away! That's what it is all about!
 * Barney: When the owner comes back, toys stay still, and he plays with them nicely, and the favorite goes to.....
 * All: The cowboy doll!
 * Buzz: That's my friend!
 * All: Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever humans leave for others. We toys have to cope with each other and become friends! That's what it is all about!
 * (music ends, as Barney giggles)
 * Barney: It's so nice to see you again, Buzz.
 * Buzz: It is nice, Barney. This world is part of the Pixar world, same with Monsters University, The Incredibles and other Pixar films. I heard that today, Sheriff Woody has messed up his lines once again while we're filming another short. So, Barney, you must help him fix his problems.
 * Barney: I can do that, Buzz. See ya later.
 * Buzz: I have a performance on a song. But if you want to see that, it will be the perfect idea.
 * Barney: I would love to. Bye!
 * (Barney walks off)
 * Barney: See ya when I get back, everybody.
 * All (except Barney and Buzz): Good luck!
 * (Barney walks off out of the Toy Story stage on his way to find Woody)
 * Hun Hun: Buzz, you're a pleasure meeting us talking cats for the first time since we're toons too.
 * Buzz: Yeah.
 * (cut to Barney as he approaches the director)
 * Barney: Hi Pixar Manager
 * Pixar Manager: Hi Barney. Good to see you again.
 * Barney: Your place that the Toy Story universe was in was stuuuupendous!
 * Pixar Manager: Yep. Like Buzz said, the cowboy blew his lines again, so you have to help him.
 * Barney: I will do my best. He needs me to help him get his lines right.
 * (Just then, Super Mario appears)
 * Mario: Hi-a there! It's a me! Mario!
 * Barney: Look! It's my old friend from Nintendo, Mario!
 * Pixar Manager: Yeah. I got him on loan from Nintendo Studios. Him and half the cast of The Legend of Zelda. Best part is.... they work for mushrooms.
 * (Pixar Manager gives a handful of mushrooms to Mario, and he walks off)
 * Barney: Bye Mario. I gotta go Pixar Manager. See you any time.
 * Pixar Manager: Bye.
 * (Barney walks out of the Pixar studios and is on his way to find Woody's house. He meets up with Mike and Sulley)
 * Barney: Hi Mike and Sully. Have you seen Woody?
 * Mike: Yes, he is in his house moaning about the messed up line situation.
 * Barney: I see. I have to go and help him. See you later.
 * Mike and Sulley: Bye.
 * (Barney walks off more)
 * (he enters a theater)
 * Barney: Here it is, the theater.
 * Donald: Quack, quack. Cut it out!
 * Daffy: Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?
 * Woman: Mmm, most amusing.
 * Man: A bit more apple juice?
 * Daffy: I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable!
 * Donald: Doggone, stubborn, little... That did it! Aahh!
 * Daffy: This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!
 * Donald: Oh yeah!
 * (Donald grabs Daffy, throws him into the piano and slams it shut on him, leaving only his beak sticking out.)
 * Daffy: This means battle.
 * Barney: They're having so much fun today.
 * (Donald is playing both piano's at once.)
 * Donald: This is hot stuff.
 * (Daffy takes over and behind him appears a devilish Donald who throws Daffy to the back of the stage)
 * Daffy: Whoa!
 * (the audience applauds as the ducks leave, statisfyed)
 * Barney: That is a super-dee-duper play for the traditional animated toons!
 * Shrek: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: Hi Shrek.
 * Shrek: Long time no see!
 * Barney: It's good to see you again. How's your life at the DreamWorks studios?
 * Shrek: Work's going well, my purple friend.
 * (The room is dark, and goes quiet. Soon, silence is broken when Buzz arrived at the stage)
 * Buzz: Greetings! I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! It's time for a preformance on You've Got a Friend in Me!
 * (music begins as audience cheers)
 * Buzz: You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. You just remember what your old pal said boy, you've got a friend in me. Yeah, you've got a friend in me.
 * Barney: That was a super-dee-duper preformance.
 * Buzz: You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. If you've got troubles,I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We stick together and can see it through cause you've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am. Bigger and stronger too. Maybe, but none of them will ever love you. The way I do, it's me and you. Boy, and as the years go by. Our friendship will never die. You're gonna see it's our destiny. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me.
 * (music ends, and audiences cheers on Buzz)
 * Buzz: Thank you! Thank you all!
 * Barney: You did it Buzz! You're fantastic!
 * Buzz: Thanks, dinosaur.
 * Barney: You're welcome, my good spaceman toy friend.
 * (next scene goes to Barney resuming on his way to find Woody when he hears Buzz and Jessie talking)
 * Jessie: Come Buzz honey. I'm over here. I've got everything you need, right here, on the bed.
 * Buzz: Oh, not tonight Jessie. I have a headache.
 * Jessie: But Buzz! You promised.
 * Buzz: Oh... alright. But this time take off that hand buzzer.
 * Jessie: Pattycake! Pattycake! Pattycake, Pattycake...
 * Buzz: Wow!
 * Jessie: Pattycake, Pattycake... Pattycake! Pattycake! Pattycake! Pattycake!
 * Buzz: Oh Jessie!
 * Barney: That was so stuuupendous! (giggles)
 * Jessie: Mister Guy! Mister Guy!
 * (cut to Woody in tears and freaking out at the Pixar studio office)
 * Woody: Pattycake! Pattycake! Ahah! I don't believe it! (bawls) Pattycake! Pattycake! Is that true?
 * Pixar Manager: Take comfort son. You're not the first man whose friend played Pattycake on him.
 * (Manager hands him a handkerchief which Woody blows into. He hands it back dripping with water and Manager hands it to Barney)
 * Woody: I just don't believe it. I won't believe it. I can't believe it. I shan't believe it!
 * Barney: [Dropping the hanky into the bin with a splash.] Believe it cowboy. I took the pictures myself. He played patty cake.
 * Woody: [Flicking through the pictures faster and faster so it looks like they are moving.] No... not my best friend Buzz! Not patty cake. This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be. It just can't be. Buzz's my best friend! It's absolutely impossible! [Throws pictures into the air] Buzz is the best of my friends, the smart toy space ranger, and the one who helps me out of tight spots!
 * Barney: Never mind. I'm sure Buzz is still your best friend, Woody.
 * Pixar Manager: Hard to believe. Jessie's been your friend for 6 years. Who would have thought she was a smart cowgirl.
 * Woody: Somebody must have made him do it.
 * Pixar Manager: [Handing Woody a glass] Now drink this son. It'll make you feel better.
 * (Woody drinks apple cider from the glass and feels better)
 * Woody: That hits the spot.
 * (Woody finds a CGI toon shoe)
 * Woody:: Hi fella. Can you be with me?
 * Shoe: Beep! Beep!
 * Woody: Come on, let's go have some fun!
 * (he leaves with the shoe)
 * Barney: Well, manager, my work here is finished.
 * Pixar Manager: See you later, Barney.
 * Barney: Bye (leaves)
 * (Barney heads back to the others, including Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa, Fufu, Shei Hu and the Alley Cats)
 * Barney: I'm back.
 * BJ: How's Woody doing now?
 * Barney: I think he's all better now. I think he is going to the Island of Sodor in the next universe we will be going.
 * Min: What is the Island of Sodor?
 * Sagwa: What is it?
 * Shei Hu: Tell us what it us!
 * Alley Cats: Yeah!
 * Barney: It's a fictional island in the United Kingdom in Europe. This is where trains talk with humans.
 * Sheegwa: Yippee!
 * Sagwa: Can we go to this fictional railway right now?
 * Barney: Well, if you close your eyes, you will use your imagination.
 * (everyone closes their eyes, and everyone disappears from the Toy Story/Pixar film universe. They appear on the Island of Sodor in the Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends universe)
 * All: Whoa!
 * Barney: Here it is! The Island of Sodor!
 * Sagwa: Wow! This railway is so cool!
 * Barney: It is cool, Sagwa. With talking trains, cars and buses. But not only that, railway realism also happened too in real railways. (music starts for Welcome to the Island of Sodor) There is one place that has talking vehicles, including trains, buses, trucks and cars. The Island of Sodor is a special fictional place in the United Kingdom.
 * All: Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where trains can talk, unlike real railways. They pull cargo and passengers, like real railways. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go.
 * Barney: I'm so glad to be on this super-dee-duper place of trains. When a train whistles hello, you wave hello too, while it leaves the station!
 * All: Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where trains can talk, unlike real railways. They pull cargo and passengers, like real railways. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go.
 * Barney: Sodor is filled with railway tracks and places like the harbour. It is surrounded be blue water, mountains, green grass and sandy beaches.
 * All: Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where trains can talk, unlike real railways. They pull cargo and passengers, like real railways. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where trains can talk, unlike real railways. They pull cargo and passengers, like real railways. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go. Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go.
 * Barney: Welcome to the Island of Sodor. Where you can go.
 * (music ends as everyone walks to Tidmouth Sheds. The engines (except Edward and Toby are shocked)
 * Thomas: Who are you?
 * Barney: I am Barney the Purple Dinosaur, from everyone's imagination. Since dinosaurs aren't real, they're make believe.
 * Thomas: Oh. I see. I'm Thomas the Tank Engine.
 * Barney: Nice to meet you. These are my friends, Baby Bop, BJ, Sagwa, Shei Hu, Dongwa, Fufu, the Alley Cats, Sheegwa, Min, Robert, Keesha and Mario.
 * Thomas: These are my friends in the yard: Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Duck, Donald, Douglas, Oliver, Emily, Rosie and Bear. We are the North Western Railway engines of Sodor.
 * Percy: I thought dinosaurs aren't real.
 * Edward: Never mind Percy. Barney, Baby Bop and BJ here are make believe dinosaurs.
 * Barney: Edward's right. We are make believe.
 * Duck: Wow! You are from everybody's imagination, Barney. And you and your friends seem nice.
 * Barney: Why thank you, Duck.
 * Emily: I agree with Duck.
 * Donald and Douglas: Us too.
 * Oliver: Me three.
 * Thomas: I bet Sir Topham Hatt knows that you are make believe too.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (arrives) Hi Thomas. (sees the gang) You're right, Thomas. They're make believe, since dinosaurs aren't real anymore.
 * Thomas: And look! There are toon cats and a toon bat too! They also talk too, like us engines.
 * Sagwa: That's us, Thomas!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: You were right, Sagwa. Toon cats only talk, but not real cats.
 * Thomas: (music starts for I'm Thomas the Tank Engine) I am Thomas the Tank Engine. Thomas, the Tank Engine. Whoo whoo! I make my way through the chilly wind. My blue paint makes it through. The morning sun is somewhat dazzling. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. When we get through the tunnel, we’ll already be at the station.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, Thomas, you must work reliably today as well. The work of a little engine is very important too
 * Thomas: Yes, sir.
 * Thomas: Whoo! whoo! Someone’s steam whistle can be heard. It can be heard from the direction of the harbour. I’m hurrying, I want to see everyone. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. When we come into town, look, it’s the station.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, Thomas, your work today will be a little bit difficult. You see, cars love to cause mischief.
 * Thomas: I’ll be just fine! Whoo, whoo. The rails shine bright. They catch the evening sun and shine bright. I want to run a bit slowly. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. Ding dong, ding dong, peep peep. When we cross the bridge, we’ll be at the last stop.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, Thomas, you’ve worked very hard today. You may go and rest on your branch line for two or three days.
 * Thomas: Hooray! Annie, Clarabel, let’s go! I am Thomas the Tank Engine. Thomas, the Tank Engine.
 * (music ends) (as after Thomas arrives at the sheds on his Branch Line, Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, Sagwa and their friends arrive)
 * All: Hi Thomas.
 * Thomas: Hey everyone again.
 * Barney: How's work?
 * Thomas: That's great.
 * Sagwa: Sir Topham Hatt says that you are a really useful engine, Thomas.
 * Thomas: Why thank you, Sagwa.
 * BJ: Where is Woody?
 * Percy: Have you seen him, guys?
 * Keesha: I don't know!
 * Sagwa: Me neither, Keesha.
 * Jet Jet: Me neither three.
 * Thomas: I have. He's at Knapford Station.
 * Barney: BJ, can you get Woody?
 * BJ: Yes, Barney.
 * (he looks for Woody everywhere in here)
 * BJ: (he is now at Knapford Harbour finds that Woody is nowhere to be found) Aye-yi-yie! Aw man!
 * Barney: What's wrong BJ?
 * BJ: Woody's not here.
 * Barney: Don't worry, BJ. We'll find him.
 * Thomas: (as he and Percy puff in) Hey, everyone. I've heard that Woody is framed for the death of your old friend Chris. Of course Woody didn't do it.
 * Barney: Well, that's true that Woody is innocent, Thomas.
 * Percy: I am afraid he is framed by a eel. (shrugs with disgust)
 * Toby: Never mind, Percy. Eels won't get you.
 * Percy: Oh.
 * (A slim Russian blue with thick dense fur in a color of deep gray with orange eyes and a black nose arrives).
 * Sagwa: Who are you?
 * Smokey: I'm Smokey.
 * Baby Bop: Oh no.
 * (music starts for My Name is Smokey)
 * Smokey: My name is Smokey! Everyone hates me because I destroy everything, including mice! I am mean and cruel! I am going to make a plan to get rid of something. (evil laugh) My name is Smokey because I am cunning! My name is Smokey! Everyone hates me because I destroy everything, including mice! I am mean and cruel! I am going to make a plan to get rid of something. (evil laugh) My name is Smokey because I am cunning! My name is Smokey! Everyone hates me because I destroy everything, including mice! I am mean and cruel! I am going to make a plan to get rid of something. (evil laugh) My name is Smokey because I am cunning! (music ends)
 * Smokey: (laughs) The cowboy destroyed your old friend Chris.
 * Barney: Come on! He didn't do it.
 * Sagwa: He is an innocent toon cowboy doll!
 * Sheegwa: He would never do anything bad on purpose.
 * Smokey: (yelling) SILENCE! Here come those guys from other universes!
 * (a van arrives with more real life alley cats)
 * Dongwa: Who are you guys?
 * Hun Hun: What are they doing?
 * Lucky, Red and Obnoxious: We're Smokey's gang, Lucky, Red and Obnoxious!
 * Red: Alright guys, fall out.
 * Smokey: Did you find the cowboy?
 * Obnoxious: Don't worry Diesel 10. We got "deformants" all over the universes. We'll find him.
 * Smokey: [Turning back to Barney, Sagwa and others] You wouldn't have any idea where the cowboy might be, you fools?
 * Barney: Smokey, Woody really didn't destroy Chris! It's because he was an innocent cowboy-!
 * Smokey: (sharply) I don't care! Bring a CGI toon here!
 * (Red pushes a CGI Toon Shoe alongside)
 * CGI-Toon Shoe: Hey fellas!
 * Smokey: (he puts mittens on his paws) Since I've had the CGI universes under my jurisdiction my goal has been to reign in the insanity. And the only way to do that is to make CGI Toons respect... [he grabs the CGI-Toon Shoe] ...the law.
 * CGI-Toon Shoe: Hey, what are you doing? I didn't do anything wrong!
 * Smokey: (screaming) SHUT UP!
 * (he. holding the CGI toon, moves towards the van and there is a can of liquid. Bowser opens it and it turns out to be acid)
 * Diesel 10: Here it is. I found a way to destroy a CGI toon. Turpentine, Acetone, Benzene. I call it the CGI Dip.
 * (As Smokey is speaking the CGI toon car is slowly dissolving as he screams. Barney has to look away.)
 * Smokey: It worked!
 * Barney: How mean!
 * BJ: Aye-yi-yie! Oh no! (music starts for Oh No!)
 * All (except Smokey): Oh no! This is bad! There's bad news, all over the place. Someone is in danger, and we have to help him or her. Oh no! Oh no! This is bad! There could be someone framed by a bad guy, or someone being scared of scary things. (Yikes!) Or a car broken down. Or someone stuck in some quicksand. Oh no! This is bad! There's bad news, all over the place. Someone is in danger, and we have to help him or her. Oh no! Oh no! This is bad! There could be a bad snowstom or someone getting lost. Or a vehicle getting stuck deep in mud. Or a beehive being broken open! (Oh dear) Oh no! This is bad! There's bad news, all over the place. Someone is in danger, and we have to help him or her. Oh no! Oh no! This is bad! Oh no! This is bad! There's bad news, all over the place. Someone is in danger, and we have to help him or her. Oh no! Oh no! This is bad! Oh no! Oh no! This is bad! (music ends)
 * Smokey: I'll catch the cowboy and destroy him.
 * Thomas: But Smokey, Woody would never kill anybody on purpose. He's an helpful cowboy toon.
 * Barney: Yeah! Woody's innocent.
 * Smokey: SILENCE! Come on, gang! Let's split up and go look for the cowboy in different universes.
 * BJ: Aye-yi-yie! Those liars are so mean.
 * Sagwa: I know.
 * Barney: All we need to do is to split up and look for Woody at other universes and help him find out who destroyed Chris.
 * Sagwa: I'll go on my own, Barney.
 * Barney: Oh, sure thing, Sagwa.
 * Sagwa: Hey, Hun Hun, wanna join me?
 * Hun Hun: No thanks.
 * Sagwa: Oh. I'll look for Woody. See ya later, guys.
 * Barney: See ya later, Sagwa when you get back.
 * (Everyone splits up to look for Woody)
 * (scene translates to Sagwa transporting to the Toy Story/Pixar universe looking for Woody, when Bullseye comes in, in a sad state)
 * Sagwa: Hey, Bullseye. What's wrong?
 * Bullseye: (now talking) Woody's been framed by someone for the loss of Chris. He's not a destroyer. I should know. He's a dear friend of mine. I tell you Sagwa, the whole thing is so dumb. Look at this. [Hands Sagwa a newspaper.] The paper says that somebody else did.
 * Sagwa: I can see that. I'll find Woody. I think he is in the Pixar office.
 * Bullseye: Go ahead!
 * Sagwa: See ya later.
 * (Sagwa then heads towards the Pixar office and enters)
 * Sagwa: I wonder where Woody could be.
 * (she jumps up to the desk and finds Woody. He screams and jumps onto the chair)
 * Sagwa: Woody, what's the matter?
 * Woody: Someone framed me for the demise of Chris! I didn't kill anybody! I am innocent!
 * Sagwa: Don't panic, cowboy. I'm sure that you'll find the real proof.
 * Woody: Yeah, and I don't wanna be killed! Oh, this is worse than the time my friends thought I killed Buzz, but I didn't! (cries)
 * Sagwa: There, there, there, Woody. It's alright, I know you didn't do it.
 * Woody: (between sniffles) I think so too. I don't wanna be the victim. I want to know the real victim, which isn't me.
 * (a siren is heard)
 * Woody: What's that sound?
 * (Woody looks out through the window and sees Smokey and his gang)
 * Bowser: Come on! Get the lead out will ya! Move it would ya! Move it!
 * Woody: (screams in terror) It's Smokey and his gang! They're going to get me! They are just as bad as Sid Phillips! (screams and freaks out in panic) Hide me, Sagwa!
 * Sagwa: Don't worry, I gotcha ya!
 * (Sagwa hides Woody in a box, just as the Real Life Alley Cats arrives)
 * Red: Looks like they gave us the slip, huh boss?
 * Lucky: Nah. That cat is trying to protect him.
 * (Lucky sees Sagwa on the desk by the box and walks up to her)
 * Lucky: Hold it right there.
 * Sagwa: Hello guys. I didn't hear you come in.
 * Lucky: O.K. silly kitty. Where's the cowboy?
 * Sagwa: Well, don't ask me. I have to save him from you guys.
 * Lucky: Search the place boys. And leave no stone "interned". Look, Sagwa. We got a reliable tip off that the cowboy was here. You have to give me the cowboy or I will destroy you too!
 * Sagwa: That's it! Here's the soap! (stuffs the soap in Lucky's mouth and he trips and falls to the floor)
 * (Red and Obnoxious laugh)
 * Lucky: Stop that laughing! (bangs Red with a empty box to snap out of it) Stop that laughing! You know what happens when you can't... (does the same thing to Obnoxious)...stop laughing. One of these days you're gonna die laughing. As for you Sagwa. We will destroy you... [whacks the box Sagwa is standing behind} Come on boy's. Let's scram.
 * (Woody bursts out of the box)
 * Sagwa: They're gone.
 * Woody: [Ringing the water out of his ears.] Gee, Sagwa! That was a relief. You saved my life! How can I ever repay ya!
 * Sagwa: Let's go back to the Island of Sodor universe. It's a fictional island where steam engines talk, work and live on.
 * Woody: Good idea.
 * (they transport back to Sodor, as Barney and the others meet up with them)
 * Sagwa: Hey guys. I found Woody.
 * Barney: Good for you, Sagwa. Now, let's find the proof about who really destroyed Chris.
 * All: Yeah!
 * Dongwa: We have to prove that Woody is innocent!
 * BJ: And make sure that he is okay!
 * Barney: Let's go! Come on!
 * (everyone starts looking for the proof)
 * Min: It's fun to go to different universes, but not only that, we are looking for the proof that Woody's innocent.
 * Barney: Yep. And I am sure Woody will be fine.
 * Woody: I hope.
 * Sagwa: Hey guys, look! It's the Skarloey Railway engines.
 * Barney: I can see them.
 * (the Narrow Gauge engines see the dinosaurs in shock, except Skarloey, Rheneas and Duke)
 * Peter Sam: Who are you guys?
 * Barney: I'm Barney, this is BJ and that is Baby Bop. We are from everybody's imagination. Like I said, dinosaurs aren't real anymore, as we are make believe.
 * Skarloey: That was right, Barney. Dinosaurs are make believe.
 * Rheneas: I agree.
 * Duke: Me too.
 * Peter Sam: Well, how are you doing?
 * Barney: We're fine. These are my other friends, Sagwa, Dongwa, Fufu, Sheegwa, Shei Hu, the Alley Cats, Min, Robert, Keesha and Mario.
 * Sagwa: Me, Fufu, Sheegwa, Dongwa, Shei Hu and the alley cats are talking animals as we are toons.
 * Duke: I can see that. Real animals don't speak in the name of His Grace.
 * Sir Handel: I know that real dinosaurs cannot talk, but Barney, BJ and Baby Bop here are make believe dinosaurs.
 * Barney: Sir Handel's right. Make believe dinosaurs talk, but not real ones.
 * Rusty: I have to take the workmen to mend the rails, so everyone can run smoothly again.
 * Narrow Gauge Engines: See ya later, Rusty.
 * Ivo Hugh: So, Barney. What brings you here?
 * Barney: Well, Ivo Hugh, Woody is framed by somebody for the demise of Chris and we need to find out who did it.
 * Skarloey: Oh, I understand.
 * BJ: We shall keep looking for the proof.
 * Barney: Good idea, BJ. Let's continue! (as they leave) Skarloey, we need to find the proof of who destroyed my friend Chris.
 * Skarloey: Okay.
 * (Barney, Sagwa, and their friends leave the Skarloey Railway Sheds without permission)
 * Skarloey: Ah-ah-ah!! You can't leave the yard yet. What's the magic word?
 * Mario:: The magic words are "please" and "thank you".
 * Skarloey: Right. Barney, why don't you sing a song about the words "please" and "thank you".
 * Barney: Sure. No problem
 * (music starts)
 * Barney: There are lots of things we can do to be nicesometimes they're hard to remember. But there are two little things you should never forget from January through December.
 * All (except Barney): He's talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words. If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard remember please and thank you, 'cause they're the magic words
 * Barney: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite
 * All (except Barney): Please and thank you, they're the magic words.
 * All: We're talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words. If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard remember please and thank you, 'cause they're the magic words
 * Barney: Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite.
 * All: Please and thank you, they're the magic words. We're talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words. If you want nice things to happen they're the words that should be heard remember please and thank you cause they're the magic words.
 * Barney: Use 'em in the morning at noon and night cause it's a great way to be polite.
 * All: Please and thank you they're the magic words. (music ends)
 * Barney: Can we please leave the yard to look for the truth about who destroyed Chris?
 * Skarloey: Sure.
 * Barney: Thank you.
 * All (except the Skarloey Railway Engines): Bye.
 * Skarloey Railway Engines: See you later.
 * (they are on their way to find the proof about Chris' demise, when Bertie arrives)
 * Bertie: Wow! Three make believe dinosaurs, four animals and four people.
 * All: Hi Bertie.
 * Barney: I'm Barney, here's BJ, Baby Bop, the animals and my human friends.
 * Sagwa: We're talking animal toons, as real animals don't talk.
 * Bertie: I can see that, Sagwa.
 * Sagwa: You know my name. This is Sheegwa, Dongwa and Fufu.
 * Barney: We were on our way to find the proof that Woody didn't kill my brother.
 * Bertie: I see. I gotta collect my passengers. Bye (drives away)
 * All (except Bertie): Bye.
 * (they continue on their way)
 * BJ: Alright! (to Woody) Don't worry, Woody. You're gonna make it.
 * Woody: Thanks.
 * Sheegwa: Look! It's Buzz Lightyear!
 * Keesha: What?
 * Sagwa: Where?
 * Sheegwa: He's flying in the sky.
 * (Buzz lands on the ground on his feet)
 * Buzz: Greetings!
 * All: Hi Buzz!
 * Robert: How did you get there?
 * Buzz: I transported from the Pixar universe into this universe where Thomas and his friends live in.
 * Barney: I knew you can stop by and see us.
 * Sagwa: I wish you would have a rocket ship. But how you get one?
 * Barney: Well, if you use your imagination. (uses magic and a big rocket ship appears)
 * All: Whoa! Cool!
 * Sagwa: Barney, Buzz, can you take us for a ride in this rocket ship?
 * Barney: Sure thing, Sagwa.
 * Buzz: Hop on!
 * All (except Barney and Buzz): Okay!
 * (the four climb into the rocket ship)
 * Barney: Does anybody have their seatbelts on nice and tight?
 * Sagwa: Yes.
 * Keesha: Yes indeed.
 * BJ: Alright!
 * Barney: All right! Let's get ready! (music for The Rocket Song starts)
 * Sagwa: Five!
 * Shei Hu: Four!
 * Robert: Three!
 * BJ: Two!
 * Barney: One!
 * All: Blast off!
 * (the rocket ship begins to blast off)
 * All: Flying high in the sky, we look back and wave goodbye, as our spaceship is flying away. Past the Earth, and the stars, look, there's Jupiter and Mars, as our spaceship is flying away.
 * BJ: For it's 1-2-3,
 * Fufu: Lots of fun for you and me.
 * Sagwa: Barney's the captain of the day - hooray!
 * All (except Barney): When he leads the way, everything is A-OK, as our spaceship is flying away. Hip hooray!
 * All: Flying high in the sky, we look back and wave goodbye. As our spaceship is flying back home. To the earth, past the stars. We'll see Jupiter and Mars. As our spaceship is flying back home.
 * Sagwa: For it's 1-2-3.
 * Robert: Lots of fun for you and me.
 * Mario: Barney's the captain of the day - hooray!
 * All (except Barney): When he leads the way, everything is A-OK, as our spaceship is flying back home. Hip hooray!
 * (music ends, as the rocketship lands back down)
 * BJ: That was fun, wasn't it.
 * Barney: Yeah, it is really fun, BJ.
 * Sagwa: Thanks for giving us a ride on this rocketship, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * Sagwa: And you too, Buzz.
 * Buzz: You are very welcome. I'll see you guys anytime later. Call me if you need me.
 * Barney: Okay, bye, Buzz.
 * (Buzz flies off back to the Pixar universe)
 * Barney: Let's continue to look for the proof that Woody didn't kill Chris.
 * BJ: Okay, Barney.
 * Sagwa: Let's go!
 * Barney: Come on!
 * (everyone continues to look for the proof that Woody is innocent and didn't kill Chris)
 * Woody: Hey, Barney.
 * Barney: Yes?
 * Woody: Can I please get a drink of milk from the Sodor dairy?
 * Barney: Yes, you can!
 * Woody: Thank you! (Woody leaves for milk)