Barney's Greatest Hits (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's Version) (script)

(we open up, and we see Barney carrying his box with the music box in it into the school, and sets it down on the table)
 * Barney (sees viewer(s)): Oh, hi everybody! I'm so happy to see you! I got a Super-Dee-Duper surprise in the mail today. It's this small box. Let's open it.
 * (before he gets to, BJ's whistle is heard, and Baby Bop's giggle is heard)
 * Barney: That's funny! Did the box just whistle, then giggle?
 * (BJ and Baby Bop come in classroom)
 * BJ: Hi Barney!
 * Baby Bop: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: Hi BJ! Hi Baby Bop!
 * (they hug)
 * BJ: What'cha doing, Barney?
 * Barney: I got a surprise in the mail today.
 * Baby Bop: Oh, goody! Let's see what it is!
 * Barney: Oh, here's a note with it, too. Dear Barney, This is my newest invention! To open it, pull the string off the box, then stand back.
 * Baby Bop: I'll pull the string off! (pulls off string)
 * BJ: Now, stand back!
 * (they run away from the box, box starts shaking, sparkles that make Barney come to life, make it come out, and the music machine is seen, then they come back)
 * Baby Bop: What is it?
 * Barney: There's more to the note. Let's find out. If you want to remember some of your favorite memories, use this music box. Push a green button on top, put the disc in, and see a fun memory.
 * BJ: A disc like this? (after pulling one out of the bottom, holds it up)
 * Barney: I think so. Oh, and look on the disc! It has Kathy, Tosha, Derek and Michael on it. It was on the day we first met Tosha, and I took that picture.
 * BJ: Let's see if it works!
 * (pushes green button, puts the disk in, goes in, colorful squares translates, then music starts for "Friendship Song")
 * Barney: Friends are special, so important. They make the world go round.
 * Kathy & Tosha: We like helping one another in school or on the playground.
 * Derek & Michael: Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad.
 * Barney & Kids: Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad. Friends are special, so important. They make the world go round. We like helping one another in school or on the playground. Friends are there to help each other when one is feeling sad. Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad. Being friends is very special. Be a friend, and you'll be glad.
 * (music ends, and the same transition to get back to the main movie is used (the one from Dino Dancin' Tunes), then disc comes out, and BJ puts it back)
 * Barney: That was Stu-u-pendous!
 * Baby Bop: Barney, look at this disc. It looks like rain on it.
 * Barney: But maybe we can imagine a more tasty rain, then a bad rain.
 * Baby Bop: Okay. Here we go.
 * (Baby Bop pushes green button, puts disk in, colorful squares translate, then music starts for "If All the Raindrops")
 * Tina: If all the raindrops, were lemondrops, and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be. Standing outside, with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Tina: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be.
 * Barney: Oh, can I try now? I got a yummy idea for snow! If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh, what a snow that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney: If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh, what a snow that would be. I like this song. Now let's do more make-believe. If all the sunbeams were bubblegum and ice cream, oh, what a sun that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney: If all the sunbeams were bubblegum and ice cream, oh, what a sun that would be.
 * Min: And if we ate all these things, we'd all have tummys like Barney.
 * Barney & Kids: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open-wide.
 * Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
 * Barney & Kids: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops, oh, what a rain that would be.
 * (music ends, and translates back to Barney, Baby Bop and BJ, then disc comes out)