Vader vs. Supernanny

Nicole: "The Samo-Woods family went out trick-or-treating."

[Satoko is dressed up as Sadako Yamamura from Ringu (The Ring), Ann is dressed up as a princess, Jack is dressed up as a cat, Toshio is dressed up as Pikachu, and Garrett is dressed up as Darth Vader who in fact is actually Darth Vader in disguise]

Darth Vader: "You little brats better behave tonight and I also want you home no later than 7:45pm or else. Understand?"

[The children nod frighteningly]

Jack: "We promise, we'll be good tonight."

[Toshio nervously bows]

[Satoko picks up Toshio]

Satoko: "ギャレットは、彼らを脅かし停止したり、私は警察を呼びます" (Translation: Vader, stop threatening them or I will call the police)

[Toshio rings the door]

Toshio: "トリック·オア·トリート！" (Translation: Trick or Treat!)

Jack: "Trick or MEOW!!"

[Ann and Toshio giggle]

Neighbor: "Here's some toothbrushes and chocolate!"

Jack: "Toothbrushes? What the heck are those?"

Ann: "They're toothbrushes."

Toshio: " " (Translation: Let's go to the next house, instead.)

Aftermath Edit
[An angry Satoko drags Darth Vader into the living room]

Satoko: "なぜあなたはポケモンを見るために近所の娘を平手打ちしましたか？！" (Translation: WHY DID YOU SPANK A NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER FOR WATCHING POKEMON?!)

Darth Vader: "TV IS FOR GROWN-UPS AND ANYTHING JAPANESE IS SINFUL AND SHE NEEDS TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS!"

[Toshio is holding a Pikachu and a Tails plush doll]

[Toshio angrily slaps Darth Vader over the face]

Darth Vader: "I will kill you."

[Darth Vader points a knife to Toshio's left leg and nearly jabs it into him]

Satoko: "これはあなたの最後のものである ---" (Translation: This is your last---)

[Toshio is heard, screaming]

Satoko: "俊夫！" (Translation: Toshio!)

[Satoko finds Toshio on the bed, crying and covered in blood with his plush toys near the bed]

Toshio: "お母さん！お父さんはポケモンを見るために私を深く傷つけられた！" (Translation: Mum! Vader lacerated me for watching Pokemon!)

Satoko: "アンは、携帯電話を取得" (Translation: Ann, get the phone)

Ann: "Okay!"

[Ann picks up the phone and dials 911]

Ann: "My stepbrother Toshio has been lacerated by my dad, Darth Vader! And he spanked a neighbor's 3 year old daughter for watching TV! And he threatened to kill mom! I need you, please come!"

911 Dispatcher: "We will send down a ambulance and the police will be coming."

[Darth Vader douses the curtains with gasoline and sets them on fire]

[Darth Vader sets the garbage on fire]

3 minutes later

[The Police and the Ambulance arrive]

Ann: "So glad your here! Vader is in the living room!"

[The police go into the living room]

Policeman: "Darth Vader, you are under arrest for child abuse, and for the attempted murder of Toshio and Satoko Samo."

Darth Vader: "NO, LET GO OF ME YOU F***ING F***OT, I'LL KILL YOU!!!! NO, NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, ANNNNNNNNNN!"

[The Policeman handcuffs Darth Vader and takes him to the police car and drives off]

cut to:

[The Paramedics come to Satoko's room, with Toshio]

Toshio: "お母さんは、私を助けて" (Translation: Mom, help me)

[Toshio is holding his Pikachu plush in his arms while he drops his Sonic plush toys]

Satoko: "この家は安全ではなくなりました. 我々は、我々が安全であることができるようにダディから逃げるために、どこか遠くに行かなければならない. とすぐに俊夫は病院から解放されるように、私たちは荷物を梱包し、町を去ることになる" (Translation: This house is no longer safe. We have to go somewhere, far away to get away from Vader so we can be safe. As soon as Toshio is released from the hospital, we will be packing our things and leaving town)

[cut to: FBI Witness Protection Program]

Officer: "Darth Vader, you know better not to do that to your child, you will be given an 8-month prison sentence."

Vader: "I just wanted to prevent my kids from seeing cigarette and beer advertisements or anything that is inappropriate. I was only trying to keep them from hearing bad language, viewing any pornography, or any violent images. Is that too much to ask?"

[A phone rings]

Ann: (on phone) "I don't mind those kind of stuff, especially Toshio."

[Ann hangs up]