Gaston (Reprise)

Gaston (Reprise) is the second part of the song Gaston

Lyrics

Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmm?

Crazy old Maurice...

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

Lefou:

A dangerous pastime

Gaston:

I know.

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only "so-so"

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan

Gaston:

If I. . . (whisper)

LeFou:

Yes?

Gaston:

Then we. . . (whisper)

LeFou:

No! Would she. ..

Gaston:

(whisper) Guess!

LeFou:

Now I get it!

Both:

Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston

Gaston:

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

LeFou:

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

Gaston:

Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful

LeFou:

As down to the depths you descend

Gaston:

I won't even be mildly remorseful

Both:

Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end

Gaston:

Who has brains like Gaston?

LeFou:

Entertains like Gaston?

Both:

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

And his marriage we soon will be celebrating

My what a guy

Gaston!