Retarded Barney

Retarded Barney is Barney's stupid self

Interests: Eating poop, smoking with teenagers, drunk driving,

cleaning plates with his butt

Personality: Stupid, Drunk, Lazy, High

Quotes: Hey Kids, I'm Drunk Barney

Oh, My God It's a Shark It's so Cute (Grumpy: Put it Down) No, I'm keeping it (Grumpy: That's wonderful)

You know what kids? (knocks plate onto floor) (singing) I Love You, You Love Me, I'm not going to clean this mess up. (manager: pick it up right this fucking moment) No! (Barney and the manager argue)