Dying for Pie - BJ Edition (Thevideotour1's version)

Dying for Pie - BJ Edition is the 26th episode of Season 2 for The Adventures of Barney & Arthur. It originally aired on August 30, 1999.

Plot
Muffy accidentally lets BJ eat an explosive pie.

Cast

 * Barney (Voice: Bob West / Body: David Joyner)
 * Baby Bop (Voice: Julie Johnson / Body: Jeff Ayers)
 * BJ (Voice: Patty Wirtz / Body: Jeff Brooks)
 * Queen of Hearts (Carol Farabee)
 * Mr. Boyd (Robert Sweatman)
 * Miss Etta Kette (Brice Armstrong)
 * Scooter McNutty (Todd Duffy)
 * Mr. Pat the Pie Chef (Billy Zane)
 * Carlos (Corey Lopez)
 * Jeff (Austin Ball)
 * Jill (Lana Whittington)
 * Vivian (Sarah Heinke)
 * Arthur Read (Michael Yarmush)
 * Buster Baxter (Daniel Brochu)
 * Francine Frensky (Jodie Reshter)
 * Muffy Crosswire (Melissa Altro)
 * The Brain (Luke Reid)
 * Sue Ellen Armstrong (Patricia Rodriguez)
 * Mr. Ratburn (Ben Stiller)
 * Mr. Haney (Stuart Pankin)

Songs

 * 1) Arthur Theme Song
 * 2) Me and My Teddy
 * 3) Please and Thank You
 * 4) It's OK to Cry
 * 5) I Love You
 * 1) I Love You
 * 1) I Love You
 * 1) I Love You
 * 1) I Love You
 * 1) I Love You

Quote 1:

 * BJ: Muffy, in honor of Lakewood Elementary, I present to you a gift. (holds up a sweater) Ta-da!
 * Muffy: "I heart you".
 * Carlos: Try it on, Muffy! It's got you written all over it!! (laughing)
 * (Muffy has a hard time putting the sweater over her head)
 * BJ: I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size.
 * (Muffy gets the sweater over her head)
 * BJ: Do you love it?!
 * Muffy: (starts scratching the sweater) It's kinda itchy. What's it made out of?
 * BJ: Eyelashes!
 * Muffy: (throws the sweater at BJ, causing him to look nervious) Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?
 * Carlos: After you present your Lakewood Elementary gift.
 * Muffy: I shall buy the little twerp a gum ball.
 * Carlos: Muffy. You know the rules. You hafta make the gift.
 * Muffy: The only thing I'm making is for the exit.
 * BJ: (holds up a new sweater) Is this any better, Muffy? I made this one with papers! (giggles)
 * Carlos: I knew you'd come around, girl. Make something nice.
 * Muffy: Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?
 * BJ: Or, Mac and cheese?!
 * Muffy: Not really.
 * BJ: Or a teddy bear?!
 * Muffy: Yes! A teddy bear!
 * BJ: I'm going to go and tell Barney about the gift!
 * Muffy: Yeah, yeah. Go for it.
 * (music starts for Me and My Teddy)

Quote 2:

 * Mr. Pat: Come and get it!
 * Arthur: (comes up to Mr. Pat) Hi, Mr. Pat. Those homemade pies sure looks good!!
 * Mr. Pat: Oh, there are not homemade. They were made in a bomb factory -- a bomb factory. They're bombs. The Winkster made the secret recipe, you know that?
 * Arthur: Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. (holds up money)
 * Mr. Pat: Wait a second! I was just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 dollars, please.
 * Arthur: So what kind of flavors do you have here?
 * Mr. Pat: Well, I have blueberry and strawberry, raspberry and pear, peach and prune, and plum over there. Some of there are hot and some of there are cold. I even have it some that are 5 days old.
 * Arthur: Oh, I see. Well, if it'll get Carlos off my back. I'll buy a raspberry pie please.
 * Mr. Pat: Okay.
 * (Arthur gives the money to Mr. Pat)
 * Mr. Pat: Enjoy your pie, Arthur!
 * Arthur: Thank you.
 * Mr. Pat: You're welcome.
 * Barney: So what do you think about BJ's gift? You think he'll love it?!
 * Muffy: I guess so but because he bought it with his own money, it's for everyone to share!
 * Barney: (giggles) Right.
 * BJ: Say, Muffy, I see a pie on the table of Arthur's classroom.
 * Muffy: A pie?!! Where!?
 * BJ: Here in Mr. Ratburn's room! Arthur just bought it. I'll be back!

Quote 3:

 * Arthur: Okay, here it is, Carlos, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.
 * Carlos: Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. (he is about to put a piece of pie into his mouth) Wait a second. This would go great with some milk! (walks towards the milk, trips over a book, and screaming) AHHHH!!
 * (piece of pie falls into the milk)
 * (loud explosion)
 * Carlos and Muffy: (both scream as they fly out of the school) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Barney and BJ: (hear the explosion) AAAAAAAHHH!
 * Barney: Let's see what has happened!
 * Carlos: So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?
 * Muffy: But Carlos, I had no idea! I can explain!!!
 * BJ: Guys, you okay? What-
 * Barney: Look, there's the pie!
 * BJ: It's from Muffy! To: BJ, Barney and Baby Bop, as I call her Sissy!
 * Barney: Say, we'd better share later.
 * BJ: And I better put it on my backpack.
 * Muffy: And that's what happened!
 * Carlos: 25 dollars? A bomb?
 * Carlos and Muffy: (loudly) In the Lakewood Elementary School?! (both run back into the school, but the pie is not there)
 * Carlos: That's where you left it.
 * Muffy: It's not there.
 * Carlos: Where you think the pie is, Muffy?
 * Muffy: We're trying to look for it. (opens her locker and takes out her backpack) Ohh!! Where's the pie?!? (throws the stuff from her backpack at Vivian)
 * Vivian: Hey, watch it!!!
 * Muffy: Sorry.
 * Carlos: I wonder where the pie should be? (looks inside the cabinet of Arthur's classroom) Nope. (looks inside the desk) Nope. (looks on top of the shelves) This isn't it. Mr. Ratburn, have you seen the pie? It's in the classroom.
 * Mr. Ratburn: No.
 * Muffy: BJ ate it! NOOOOO!!
 * BJ: So Barney, this pie is on my backpack.
 * Barney: Great BJ!
 * BJ: Say guys! My pie is on my backpack!
 * Carlos: So the pie must be in here somewhere.
 * BJ: Hey, guys! (blows a kiss) Thanks for the pie, Muffy! (singing a tune, skips out)
 * Carlos: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
 * Muffy: Kill him!?
 * (scene segueing into Muffy's imagining dream where BJ takes a slice of pie to Jeff)
 * BJ: Here you go, Jeff.
 * Jeff: Thanks.
 * (BJ explodes from dust from eating the explosive pie, pieces of BJ fly everywhere)
 * (the dream seugeing back into the normal scene)
 * Muffy: No!! What we go...?! We gotta tell Barney about that!!!
 * Carlos: Won't do any good, I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!
 * Muffy: You've seen this before?
 * Carlos: Eleven times as a matter of fact.
 * (cut to Batney, BJ and Arthur at the hallway)
 * BJ: Arthur we better eat the pie later.
 * Arthur: Right.
 * Barney: I agree with Arthur.
 * BJ: