Baby Bop vs. Quirrell

(Baby Bop walks up to her teacher)

Baby Bop: Professor, there's someone at the door.

Professor Quirrell: I wonder who it can be Baby Bop!

(Professor Quirrell opens the door revealing Stacy)

Stacy: Hi! I'm here to take Baby Bop for a walk.

Professor Quirrell : Alright S-Stacy Sounds Like a G-Great I-Idea!

Baby Bop: Hi Stacy!

Stacy: Hi Baby Bop!

(Stacy and Baby Bop hug)

Baby Bop's Mom: Alright Baby Bop, I want you back home by 7:00.

Baby Bop: I promise mom.

(Stacy and Baby Bop leave the house)

Professor Quirrell: Did you have a great time with your n-new friends?

Baby Bop: Yes.

Professor Quirrell: We thought about going out for dinner, for your grandma's birthday

Baby Bop: That's great, thanks professor.

Professor Quirrell: You're welcome.

(Later that night)
 * (Baby Bop, Professor Quirrell, and her family at a fancy restaurant)
 * (the waiter brings dinner to Baby Bop, Professor Quirrell, and her family's table)
 * Professor Quirrell: Mmm. T-That Looks good.
 * Baby Bop: (picks out the cucumbers) Cucumbers, yucky. (picks

out the cherry tomatoes) Tomatoes, yucky. (picks out the hard-boiled eggs) Eggs, yucky and smelly. (picks up a piece of spinach) Hey, this isn't lettuce! What kinda salad is this?!

THAN YOU EVIL TEACHER WHO LIED TO ME! LIVE HERE AND YOU WILL BE CONSUMED BY FIRE!
 * BJ: She's gonna throw a tantrum.
 * Waiter: Is something wrong?
 * Baby Bop: This is spinach.
 * Professor Quirrell: C'mom, Baby Bop. N-Not to worry Just try it.
 * Baby Bop: (gets angry) I HATE SPINACH!!! (pounds her fists onto the bowl of spinach salad causing the spinach to fly around)
 * Waiter: That's it. I quit.
 * Baby Bop's Mom: Baby Bop that's it we are going home!
 * (Baby Bop sighs)
 * (fades to Baby Bop, Professor Quirrell. and her family arriving home)
 * Miss Etta: Back so soon? Did you have a good time?
 * BJ: Baby Bop punched her salad and it exploded... then everybody is looking at us.
 * Baby Bop: Nuh-uh! Everybody's making this into such a big deal!
 * Baby Bop's Mom: No more restaurants for you, young lady, until you can behave and learn to eat what's there.
 * Professor Quirrell: You're failing. Now go to your room.
 * (Baby Bop storms up to her room, and slams the door)
 * Baby Bop: I WISHED YOU WOULD HAVE BOTH DIED.
 * (Professor Quirrell reveals his true nature and runs up the stairs)
 * Professor Quirrell: BABY BOP, YOU DIRTY FILTHY FUCKING WHORE DON'T TALK TO US LIKE THAT, AND THIS IS YOUR DOOM FACE IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
 * Baby Bop: GET AWAY FROM ME! I RATHER LIVE WITH STACY RATHER
 * (Baby Bop throws one of her toys at her Professor Quirrell)
 * Baby Bop: I AM LEAVING SO I CAN LIVE WITH STACY!
 * Professor Quirrell: NO, YOU ARE NOT LIVING WITH STACY, BECAUSE YOU
 * Baby Bop: BUT VOLDEMORT TOLD ME TO DO IT.
 * Professor Quirrell: NOW LET ME SEE ABOUT IT!
 * Voldemort: I shall speak with her!
 * (Professor Quirrell removes his turban revealing Voldemort's face)
 * (Baby Bop throws another toy at her mom)
 * Voldemort: Yes, your anger makes you stronger kill him, and you and I will rule the world, now Quirrell seize her.
 * (Quirrell makes fire appear trapping Baby Bop, she starts screaming and crying)
 * Quirrell: YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS PREPARE TO DIE (evil laugh).
 * Baby Bop: ENOUGH!
 * Quirrell: NO! (Baby Bop grabs Quirrell burning him to death) WHAT IS GOING ON? (Quirrell then dies).