Iron Man: SuperManny

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Iron Man..."

Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"

Orla: "What the fuck are you doing with my fucking toy?"

Announcer: "For the first time ever, Tony visits a family with a really strong mother..."

Orla: "Bring it on, you big fat smelly bitch!"

Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid ass spelunker!"

Nicole: "What did you call me?"

Nicole: "Okay, now I'm destroying your treehouse!"

Nicole (yelling): "I'M THE BOSS!!!"

Announcer: "Whose three-year-old daughter is torturing her like crazy."

Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"

Orla (angrily): "NO!"

Announcer: "She hits her sisters...a lot."

[Orla hitting Skyla]

Announcer: "She also swears."

Orla: "Fuck!"

Announcer: "Leaving mom carrying Orla..."

[Nicole carries Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Announcer: "...to the Naughty Pit."

Nicole: "You don't destroy your sister's property!"

Announcer: "And mom's tough love proves challenging."

Nicole: "Why did you write down such naughty words like that?!"

Announcer: "As Orla writes down inappropriate language on the walls."

Nicole: "Do you write down those dirty words?!"

Orla: "Mummy, get lost, you stupid bitch!"

Announcer: "And mealtimes don't make any progress, especially since the tyke is a picky eater whose eating habits lead to the result of her becoming anemic."

Orla: "I...HATE...CARROTS!"

Announcer: "Orla also plays with three other little girls, who are as bad as Orla herself,"

Wendy (girl with blonde hair): "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"

Announcer: "Can Tony Stark get the three-year-old daughter under control?"

Orla: "What the (bleep) are you doing with my (bleep)ing toy?"

Nicole: "Stop that."

Announcer: "Or will massive chaos reign?"

Nicole (yelling): "GET OUT OF THIS!!!"

Orla: "Iron Man is gonna fail!"

Submission Reel
Tony Stark: "So, I'm in Orlando, Florida, ready to help a single 20-year-old mother who has 4 daughters and desperately needs my help."

Nicole: "Hi, I'm Nicole Birou. I'm a 20-year-old single mother of four daughters. Haidyn is 6, Skyla is 4 1/2 and the twins Kayla and Orla are 3 1/2."

Orla: "Mommy, MOMMY!"

[Orla screaming]

Nicole: "Orla ruins the holidays, tortures me, hurts her sisters, screams, swears and records bad words on the 3DS system. Also, she has been expelled from 20 different preschools previously for her bad behavior."

Kayla: "My twin sister is not being a good girl. She won't share her toys with me."

Nicole: "Orla is also a very picky eater and she won't eat her vegetables. As a result, she nearly became sick due to anemia."

Orla: "I hate Brussels sprouts! Yuck!"

Nicole: "Orla's friends are just as bad as Orla herself. They curse,"

Girl with red hair: "shit!"

Nicole: "They break things..."

[A girl with blonde hair smashes her mother's iPad]

Nicole: (annoyed) "Oh, no! This was so expensive! If your behavior doesn't stop, your friendship with Amanda will have to."

Nicole: "And they refuse to let Haidyn, Skyla, or Kayla play with them or Orla while she's holding a private club meeting in her own private treehouse in our backyard. As a matter of fact, she refuses to let her sisters join the club or participate in the same group activities that she and her friends are doing."

[Orla and her friends are in Orla's treehouse]

Orla: "You can't come in!"

Girl with blonde hair: "Club rules: No poopy-butts allowed!"

Girl with red hair: "And that means you!"

Girl with brown hair: "Go away or you'll be sorry!"

Nicole: "I've sent Orla to specific facilities."

Nicole: "YOUR PLAY CAR IS GONE FOR A WEEK!"

Orla: (sneering) "I dare and I did."

Nicole: "You've worked my nerve this time, but there is one alternative left, Boot Camp!"

Orla: "Hmph. You must treat me like a criminal."

Nicole: "I've tried all the facilities."

Nicole: "I thought the camp was supposed to help improve her behavior."

Head Teacher of Behavior Modification Camp: "She stabbed an officer with a knife, duct taped a boy's mouth shut with super glue and set fire to the bed."

Orla: "Looks like you're all out of ideas, Nicole Louise!"

Nicole: "I first tried Nanny 911, but it didn't work out. And then I try Iron Man for the 7th attempt to win the battle against Orla."

Nicole: "Iron Man for you now!"

Nicole: "Last year, my father passed away from prostate cancer, and things have been in a turmoil since. Orla even ruined his funeral."

Nicole: "YOU'RE VERY LUCKY THAT YOU'RE IMMUNE TO NANNY 911 MISSY!"

'''Nicole: Please Iron Man! I need you to help this family back this instant! Please hurry.'''

Orla: "Over my shitty ass I will!"

[Orla takes off her clothes and swims in the koi pond]

Tony Stark: [closes the laptop] "Enough is enough, this fighting has got to stop, and I know I'm on my way right now."

Observation begins
[Tony knocks on the door]

[Skyla, Kayla and Nicole answers it]

Tony Stark: "Hello. Tell me your names please."

Skyla: "I'm Skyla and this is Kayla."

Tony Stark: "Hello, nice to meet you. You must be Nicole."

Nicole: "Yes."

[Haidyn is in the living room, watching TV]

Nicole: "Haidyn. Tony is here, please come here and say hello to him."

[Haidyn turns off the TV and gets up to meet Tony]

Tony Stark: "Hi Haidyn. How are you?"

Haidyn: "I'm good."

Tony Stark: "So there is one more member of this family. Haidyn, Skyla and Kayla, can you tell me where Orla is?"

Haidyn: "Orla is grounded for a week, so she is upstairs in her room."

Tony Stark: "Why?"

Nicole: "Orla destroyed our neighbor's front lawn with sodium tetra-sulfate. She also stole my Nintendo 3DS, and used it to record bad words and take pictures of her private parts and herself naked to send to other people on my Street Pass. And she recorded a video of herself taking a dump on her bed and her bedroom floor while naked to send to other people on my Street Pass. It was so embarrassing, that I had to undo the damage. She also stole candy from the store and I made her give  it back."

Tony Stark: "Well, then. Can I go and see her?"

Nicole: "Sure, just be careful. She may attack anyone who comes into her room."

[Orla comes with a book]

Orla: (sneering) "Hi there, (bleep) face, you (bleep)ing piece of (bleep)!"

[Orla throws a book at Tony's face]

Tony Stark: "My word..."

Nicole: "Orla, you don't throw books and swear at Tony. That is not nice."

Tony Stark: "Can you tell the kids to go away for a while so we can have a chat?"

Nicole: "Girls, you need to go away for a while. You can watch Dora."

[The girls leave the hallway and they go to the living room to watch some Dora the Explorer episodes]

Tony Stark: "How long has this been going on, Nicole?"

Nicole: "I don't know, Tony. Orla has been kicked out of over 20 preschools for her aggressive behavior. The last school she'd been expelled from was St. Mary's Preschool. The teacher told me that she picked up a chair and then threatened to throw it at her fellow classmates.It was said that she recently karate kicked her teacher, Mrs. Bernie, in the private area and was sent to the hospital due to this incident. During story time, Orla usually attempted to snatch the book from Mrs. Bernie. She tore the pages off of several books. During arts and crafts at one moment, Orla threatened to cut off her classmates' fingers with a pair of scissors. She also poured glue and paint all over  the floor and broke the paper shredder when she refused to participate by jamming so much paper."

Tony Stark: "I cannot believe it! This little girl has been kicked out of 20 schools! How is that possible if she's only three years old?!"

Nicole: "Another terrible incident is when she pulled the fire alarm and was sent to the principal's office. She was then suspended from preschool for 4 days. She also set the classroom on fire with a dangerous match. The school officials had to call the police to get things under control, and when I arrived at the school, I noticed that Orla had been handcuffed and arrested by the police. Orla also threw furniture, tore items off the walls, and knocked over a shelf that injured the school principal. Before St. Mary's Preschool, she was kicked out of Little Fishes Preschool for stealing money from the collection plate, then La Petite Academy Preschool for flushing cherry bombs down the toilet in the girl's bathroom, Discovery Zone Preschool Inc for setting her teacher's car on fire, StarChild Academy for bringing a firearm, Orange Blossom KinderCare for flashing her privates at her fellow classmates, Faith Christian Preschool for shoving four desks to the wall, Precious Gems Crown Of Glory Pre-School for throwing several cherry bombs across the cafeteria, Noah's Ark Christian School for...um-those previous schools are hard to remember."

Tony Stark: "What about the holidays she ruins?"

Nicole: "Last Thanksgiving was a nightmare. Me, Orla, Haidyn, Skyla, and Kayla were at my mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner. My mother was cooking the turkey, and my brother-in-law, sisters, nieces, and nephews were all there. Everything was well prepared in advance, I even brought in a special table for the kids. I brought in a small turkey and some vegetables. Nothing can go wrong, was all I thought to myself, but I proved myself wrong. Orla started a food fight with her cousins, flinging sweet potatoes and turkey at everything and everyone. Eventually, the impact of the sweet potatoes knocked over an urn, which contained the ashes of my father, and it hit the floor, breaking into pieces. Oh, I forgot to mention that my dad died from prostate cancer last July, and we all went to his funeral. Orla simply took a dump on the casket during the wake. She threw some valuable vases that were decoration and they eventually broke. What was even worse, she took off her clothes and ran around the cemetery naked and stood on gravestones while she was naked."

Tony Stark: "Oh, good lord. That is the worst thing that could ever happen at a funeral."

Nicole: "She also ruined last year's Halloween by disobeying the rules of crossing the street and took her witch costume and clothes off and ran around a neighbor's house naked. After we returned home, Orla hogged most of the treats that her sisters collected. She ate them all up quickly and that's considered greedy. Shortly afterward, Orla destroyed Kayla's Dora the Explorer costume that was left on her bed by setting it on a fire that existed for ten seconds with a cigarette lighter but I doused the fire with a bucket of water and she threatened to flush it down the toilet and she did while Kayla was sleeping and she was disappointed the next day. She also flushed my cell phone down the toilet so I grounded Orla for 3 days and a policeman, who received a neighbor's call, came over and Orla beat up the policeman and five policemen came and handcuffed Orla and Orla was sent to juvenile hall until she behaves herself...which took 19 days."

Tony Stark: (shocked) "My word..."

Nicole: "And Christmas, oh, it was ho-ho-horrible! It was ruined, courtesy of Orla herself. While we went Christmas shopping, Orla was shoplifting some toys and candy. We were at my sister Lisa's house for the holidays, and when we sat down to have Christmas dinner, Orla not only refused to eat the creamed spinach, but she kicked up a huge tantrum and shoved the plate of spinach at a wall. And when it came for dessert, she threw the pumpkin pie into her cousin's face, and she and her cousins began a humongous food fight. It was awful. There was mashed  potatoes, plum pudding, creamed spinach, creamed corn, stuffing, and vegetables all over the dining room. When it was time to open the presents, Orla knocked the Christmas tree over and threw several ornaments at her cousins that were hanging from the tree and some smashed into little pieces. There was only one injury from the tree itself--Skyla had been hurt and we had to take her to the emergency room and Skyla had to spend the rest of Christmas night and the next day in the hospital. Orla also stole presents from her cousins and claimed them as her own, because she was on Santa's Naughty List that year while the rest of my daughters were on the Nice List. This New Year's Eve, our New Year was anything but happy, especially, because Orla got into the alcoholic drinks, lit a cigar and put it into the wastebasket and it caught fire. She played with fireworks instead of setting them off for everyone to see. I dialed 911 because of this and she was sent to juvenile hall for 1 week."

Tony Stark: "Oh, I can hardly imagine..."

Nicole: "And 5 months ago, we went to my cousin's wedding. It was simply awful, courtesy of Orla herself. It all started when Orla was upset for she didn't get to be the flower girl she wanted to be. She stuck her finger into the wedding cake and licked off most of the frosting. During the ceremony, Orla blurted out, 'That man's poo-poo!' right towards my cousin's fiancé. She also played heavy metal music with  questionable lyrics at the ceremony on my iPod without earphones. She and her cousins ran wild at the reception, repeatedly told the DJ to change the music, smashed his equipment and tossed the records that were  playing like a ninja star right at his face, and doused punch on my cousin, who was the bride. Finally she broke the wedding ring and threw it very far and it landed into the storm drain that contains poisonous water."

Tony Stark: "Oh, my..."

Nicole: "This year's Easter was absolutely, positively, without a doubt, awful. The girls and I went to my sister Carol's house for Easter. Orla tripped her sisters and her cousins during the Easter Egg Hunt and stole their eggs from their baskets. While the children were coloring the Easter eggs, Orla dumped purple egg dye on Kayla's white Easter dress and splashed green on her cousin Nicholas's white suit. Soon  it became a color splash fight. She even karate kicked the Easter Bunny  that came to the Easter Party. She even threatened to lacerate Kayla's arm with a kitchen knife."

Tony Stark: "I find that absolutely hard to believe that things like that could ever happen."

Nicole: "Skyla's birthday party last month was a sheer nightmare. It took place in the backyard; Skyla was having a Dora the Explorer themed birthday party and everything was going along fine until one of Skyla's guests started screaming. When I turned around, I discovered that Orla had set some rats loose. She put a put a lit sparkler in the Dora the Explorer piñata, and it exploded. Orla also stuffed lit fireworks into Skyla's Dora the Explorer 3-tier birthday cake, and the cake exploded all over everyone. Orla also beheaded Skyla's Dora the Explorer doll, changed the Dora the Explorer music to heavy metal music with questionable, explicit lyrics and popped the Dora the Explorer 5-in-1 jumper with a nail from the garage."

Tony Stark: "Oh, good lord...."

Nicole: "This year's groundhog day was messed up courtesy of Orla who was chasing after the groundhog and set the groundhog on fire with a  cigarette lighter and it died and after I doused the fire, Orla threatened to flush the dead groundhog down the toilet."

Tony Stark: "Oh, my god, that is so messed up..."

[Orla raids the pantry and begins to stuff some Pop Tarts, cookies, candy, Suzy Q's, sodas, Twinkies, brownies, Hostess Shortcakes, mini muffins, Hostess cupcakes, Sno-Balls, Ding Dongs, Little Debbie snack cakes, Ho Hos, donuts, Hostess Fruit pies, and potato chips into her Dora the Explorer backpack while Nicole is busy talking to Tony, and heads outside to meet her another little girl about her age]

Nicole: "Also, this Fourth of July was a nightmare! Orla set fireworks on the ground, and it caused a humongous fire. Haidyn's Disney Princess-themed birthday was an absolute and sheer disaster. I added a fanon sheer upgrade involving me kidnapped by the police due to spanking  Orla then I was launched back to my house. Wanna see it?"

Tony Stark: (shocked) "You spanked your child?!"

Nicole: "This didn't really happen, but if it really happened, I would be SO frustrated! Orla brought the police lady to the house and she handcuffed me, but I said that it was actually a total mistake and she kidnapped me instead. Eventually, Kayla rescued me and she is my hero. If it really happened, I would have extended Orla's consequence's lengths on double."

???: "Hurry up, Orla!"

Orla: "Coming, Amanda!"

Amanda: "Come on, Orla. Wendy and Lisa are waiting for us at the playground!"

[Orla grabs her Swiper the Fox doll and races out the door and to the playground with Amanda]

Orla: "Okay! Bye, mummy!"

Nicole: "Bye sweetie!"

Nicole: "I think the trouble started right when Orla met a little girl named Amanda who lives right across the street. Amanda's the same age as Orla and Kayla. I believe my daughter started misbehaving since she started playing with Amanda, who's just as rude and disrespectful as  Orla herself. I have a feeling that child is a bad influence on her. Oh, did I not mention that Kayla's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse birthday party  went terribly wrong? Orla wasn't the culprit at that time, since she was kept in her room to prevent any party disasters; first the things I have booked, including the appearance of Mickey and Minnie Mouse were cancelled, the limousine ride that was supposed to take Kayla and her party guests to Disney World had its tires slashed courtesy of Amanda, one of Orla's friends. Also, when I went to pick up the gourmet cookies,  they were gone because her friends, Wendy and Lisa had eaten them all. Worse to say, the trackless train arrived late, the birthday cake exploded and a steamroller came rumbling down and crushed the face-painting booth and the 5-in-1 combo slide/bouncer. Thankfully, nobody was hurt since it ran out of gas and stopped. Also, Mother's Day was awful."

Tony Stark: "Later in the morning, Haidyn, Skyla, Kayla and Orla are doing some craft time but Orla was acting aggressive to Skyla."

[Orla hits Skyla]

[Skyla cries and comes to Nicole]

Nicole: "What's the matter, Skyla?"

Skyla (crying): "Orla smacked me in my face!"

Nicole: "Okay Skyla, thank you for that and I will deal with Orla."

Tony Stark: "When Nicole approaches Orla, they are locked into battle of wheels."

Nicole (yelling): "LOOK AT ME, ORLA!!!"

[Orla screams at Nicole so loud and Nicole takes Orla's craft scissors]

Nicole: "STOP BEING MAD ORLA, THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SCISSORS BACK!!!"

Orla: (screeching) "I WANT MY SCISSORSSS NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Nicole: "You can tell mommy you're sorry for acting ugly so you could have your scissors back."

Orla: "GIVE ME BACK MY SCISSORSSSSSS!"

Nicole: "Orla! We are not going to behave this way!"

Tony Stark: "Orla's tantrums is out of control. Nicole sends Orla to the Naughty Pit."

[Orla screams at the top of her lungs when she arrives at the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Calm down! Orla."

[Orla continues to have a tantrum and Nicole walks away]

Tony Stark: "Orla was very very angry and watch out when Orla was angry."

[Orla throws the chalkboard to the floor]

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! You do not throw the chalkboard!"

Orla: "YOU SUCK ass! YOU ARE shit!

[Nicole sends Orla back to the Naughty Pit and Orla continues to have a tantrum]

Orla: "MOMMY!!!!!! I will kill you!!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "Orla tries calming down but it won't work."

[Nicole confiscates ]

Orla: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Birou Family Issues
Nicole: "Orla, I want you to finish eating, then you can play outside. OK, Orla Dear?"

Orla: "I don't like broccoli. It's yucky!"

Nicole: "You need to eat vegetables. Do you want to get sick again?"

Broccoli (portrayed by Orla): "Oh, yeah? Well, you ain't so cute yourself, chicken shit!"

Nicole: "Not only does Orla say naughty words into my aqua blue Nintendo 3DS system via recording them, ruin the holidays, and hit her sisters, but she also refuses to eat her vegetables. She says she doesn't like mushrooms, peas, corn, zucchini, kale, avocados, okra, brussel sprouts, sweet peppers, celery, bell peppers, turnips, cauliflower, eggplant, beets, pickles, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrots, broccoli, spinach, garlic, or radishes. but I like all these foods. Tomatoes are the only foods that can be vegetables and fruits. I mean, her list of 'yucky' foods could go on forever."

Orla: "Broccoli is yucky, stinky, and it tastes like shit!"

[Orla throws her plate of broccoli against the wall]

Nicole: "No Orla!"

Tony Stark: "And then later on, Orla snatched her mother's aqua Nintendo 3DS system out of her black handbag and held it for a ransom,"

Nicole: "Orla, where's my Nintendo 3DS system? The one I put in my handbag for a reason."

Orla: "I don't have it,"

Nicole: "Yes you do. Give the 3DS system to me."

Orla: "No."

[Orla spits in Nicole's face]

Nicole: "Don't tell me no. Give it to me please."

Orla: "No thank you!"

Nicole: "Give it back. Do you want a timeout?"

Orla: "I will never!"

Nicole: "I'm not gonna play games with you, Orla. You're going to hand it to me."

Orla: "Never!"

[Orla runs off into the bathroom with Nicole's 3DS and locks the door]

Nicole: "Orla! Come on, unlock the door! Give it back, please! Give the system back!"

Orla: "No! Not unless you agree to my demands!"

Nicole: "What demands? You don't get any demands, missy. I am not playing this game,"

Orla: "If you don't, then you'll never see your fucking 3DS system again, 'cause I'm gonna flush it down the potty!"

Nicole: "Not only did she steal my 3DS system, but she also threatened to flush it down the toilet,"

Nicole: "If you flush it down the toilet, I'll sell all of your Dora the Explorer DVDs on eBay, and your normal bedtime will become two hours earlier."

Orla: "Listen carefully, if you want to see your stupid piece of shit again, you will give me what I want: one, I want to stay up extra late; two, I want to eat chocolate chip cookies and for dinner every night along with chocolate ice cream and hot fudge; three, you will not sell my Dora the Explorer DVDs even if I run outside with no per-!"

[Nicole grabs a key and unlocks the door]

Orla: "Hey, I'm not finished!"

Nicole: "You are now in timeout."

[Nicole carries Orla]

Orla: "No, no! I don't want a timeout! That wasn't part of the deal!"

[Nicole and Orla walk outside the bathroom]

Nicole: "You don't have a choice,"

Nicole: "Will you give the system back?"

Orla: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "Orla tested her mother on every level, and she would not give back her mother's Nintendo 3DS system,"

Orla (angrily): "I'm going to pee in my pants then!"

Nicole: "Orla, don't you dare!"

[Orla tried to struggle, but Nicole stops Orla from carrying on her threat, snatches her Nintendo 3DS system back, and puts Orla into Naughty Pit]

Orla: "No mummy, I don't want a timeout!"

Nicole: "Stay there."

Tony Stark: "After being told many times, she was sent to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "Get the balls out or I will kill you!"

[Orla kicks a red ball out of Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Stop it! I'll put the ball in."

Orla (angrily): "Drop dead!"

Orla: "Time-outs are bad."

[Nicole puts the ball back in the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Keep the balls in!"

Orla: "NO!!"

[Orla throws 2 balls simultaneously]

Nicole: "Don't throw the balls at me!"

Orla: "YOU SUCK SHIT!"

[Orla runs out of the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!"

Orla: "What the fuck are you doing with my fucking toy?"

Nicole: "Don't use these swearing words for your other sisters to hear."

Orla: "I hate the Naughty Pit."

[Orla puts a book in the Naughty Pit and throws the book, with other ones, one by one]

Nicole: "If you throw another book one more time, Orla, listen to me. No going outside to play with your friends this afternoon."

[Orla runs outside and does 20-space hopscotch in the street with Amanda]

Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."

Orla: "No! Go and kill yourself, you stupid, filthy animal!"

Nicole: "I'm carrying you to the Naughty Pit."

Orla (screeching loudly): "I WANT TO GO TO AMANDA'S HOUUUSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!"

[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and quickly deposits her into the Naughty Pit]

Orla: "I hate you!"

Nicole: "What was that?"

Orla: "I hate you and I wish you were dead!!!"

Nicole: "This was not acceptable!"

{Orla shows Nicole the back of her closed fist with only the middle finger extended}

Tony Stark: "I could not believe that 3-year-old wished her own mother dead and gave her the finger. It's just disgusting!"

Nicole: "You do not flip mommy off!"

Orla: "Drop dead!"

Nicole: "Stop chatting back to me otherwise your timeout will be 6 minutes long and your usual bedtime will be 5 hours earlier."

Tony Stark: "When is her usual bedtime?"

Announcer: "Coming up on Iron Man...."

Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"

Announcer: "Orla has a tantrum at the supermarket..."

[Orla shoplifts a candy bar]

Orla: " "

Announcer: "When Iron Man returns..."

Trip to the Supermarket
Tony Stark: "It was time for Nicole to go do her weekly grocery shopping, and the trip to the supermarket was, without a doubt, a total disaster."

[The Birou Family grabs a shopping cart]

Nicole: "Okay, guys. Mummy needs you to get some apples and oranges, and some vegetables for Orla."

Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla: "Okay!"

[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla go over to the produce aisle to pick some apples and oranges.]

Nicole: "Orla, you go and help Mummy, too."

Haidyn: "She's gone!"

[Nicole looks up and notices that Orla is gone]

Nicole: "Orla? Orla, where are you?"

Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH, MUMMY!!"

[Kayla and Skyla looks at Orla]

[Orla throws a box of Cap'n Crunch Cereal in the cart, and Nicole pulls the cereal box out]

Nicole: "No, I'm not buying that. Go put it back where you found it,"

Orla: "fuck you!"

Nicole: "No more Cap'n Crunch, ever! We are getting apples and oranges for you!"

Orla: "NO!!! I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH, MUMMY! I WANT SOME CAP'N CRUNCH OR I WILL PEE IN MY PANTS!"

Nicole: "Not today!"

Orla: "I WANT CAP'N CRUNCH!"

Nicole: "No more Cap'n Crunch!"

[Orla screams and runs off]

Nicole: "Orla, come here!"

[Orla comes running with a box of Fruity Pebbles Cereal and Dora the Explorer Cereal and deposits the boxes into the cart, then she dashes off into another aisle (1 minute later)]

Nicole: "Orla, wait..."

Iron Man: "Orla, come here, darling..."

Orla: "Mommy, I can be extra good if you get me those cereals."

[Orla comes closer to Iron Man]

Iron Man: "You have to help mommy get all kinds of fruits and vegetables for you with your sisters. These cereal boxes need to go back."

Orla (screeching loudly): "I WANT THEM!!!!!!!! AND FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! I AIN'T GETTING FRUIT AND VEGETABLES FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!! THEY'RE YUCKY, STINKY, AND THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicole: "You will not be getting them, Orla."

[Nicole returns the cereal boxes to their spots]

[Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla each pick out the vegetables]

Skyla: "Mummy, I picked out the corn and the cauliflower!"

Kayla: "Let's get potatoes, onion, Chinese cabbage, spinach, mushrooms, tomatoes, broccoli, and carrots."

Haidyn: "OK! Don't forget the butternut squash, the peas and red bell peppers!"

Skyla: "How about winter squash, alfalfa sprouts, arugula, fennel, leeks, orange cauliflower, sweet potatoes, yellow squash, and yellow bell peppers?"

Kayla: "I also found the kale, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, avocado, and asparagus,"

Haidyn: Let's not forget the zucchini, purple potatoes, purple cauliflower, romaine lettuce, eggplants, beets, and radishes!"

Skyla: "I think that it's a good idea to let Orla eat all kinds of veggies."

Nicole: "Great job, you girls. That was really fantastic. But where'd your sister Orla go?"

Haidyn: " We don't know."

Iron Man: "Oh, not again..."

[Orla grabs a can of chicken noodle soup from the bottom of the soup can pyramid, causing the whole pyramid to fall down and make a huge mess (3 minutes later)]

[Nicole sighs]

Nicole: "ORLAAAA!"

[Orla is shoplifting a candy bar]

[In the Health and Beauty aisle, Orla is pouring shampoo and conditioners all over the floors (5 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you are making a terrible mess."

[Back in the produce aisle, Orla is about to throw a red plum (6 minutes later)]

Nicole: "What are you doing?"

[Orla throws several plums across the aisle]

Nicole: "Orla, pick up the plums."

Orla: "NEVER!"

[In the cereal aisle, Orla searches for a free prize inside each box of cereal by ripping open the boxes and dumping the cereal on the floor (8 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla! No, don't do that!"

Orla: "I'm trying to get a prize, mommy!"

Nicole: "Absolutely not, Orla"!

Intercom: "Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 12. I repeat, Cleanup on aisles 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 12,"

[In the candy aisle, Orla snatches several Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars, Haribo Gummy Bears, and one box of various candies from different brands and quickly deposits them into the cart, causing some bags of candy to fall onto the floor (10 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not need all of that candy. Please return them to their aisle."

Orla: "But mommy, I WANT CANDY PLEASE!"

[Orla throws the candy onto the floor]

Nicole: "NO CANDY FOR YOU, ORLA!!!"

Orla: "I'll be extra good if you give me a donut!"

Nicole: "NO!!! YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING A DONUT TODAY, ORLA!!!!"

Iron Man (laughing): "I'll be extra good if you give me a donut."

Nicole: "Orla, you didn't listen to me. The next time we go to the market, I will put you in a shopping cart."

Orla: "THAT IS NOT FAIR! I WANT CANDY!! THAT IS SO NOT FREAKING FAIR!"

[Orla screams loudly and throws a tantrum]

Nicole: "Orla, that is enough! I have had it with your behavior. I will also tell you what is not fair: you running off in the store without telling me, making a mess and causing a huge scene and misbehaving in public and making me have to pay a huge bill, and it is not fair for me or your sisters!"

[A co-manager comes over to meet the Birou family and Iron Man.]

Iron Man: "Sure enough, the co-manager of the store came right to us and informed us about the mess Orla had made in the store. It was just appalling!"

Co-Manager: "Have a great day, ma'am,"

Nicole: "Thank you, bye."

[Orla stops the tantrum]

Nicole: "It was so embarrassing to take Orla out in public, especially when she acted up and did not listen to me. It was the worst grocery shopping day ever, and to make matters worse, we wound up having a huge bill for all the mess she made in that store,"

Parent Meeting
Nicole: "As a single mother, I feel quite overwhelmed and frustrated when it comes to raising all four girls alone, especially Orla. Since Orla had been kicked out of over 20 schools for her terrible behavior."

Tony Stark: "I understand that it is frustrating being a single mother raising four girls. But that does not mean you should lose hope on Orla. You need to let her know that you are in charge, and not her."

Tony Stark: "Let's talk about Orla's eating habits. When was the last time you read the ingredients on the box, bag, or package of Orla's favorite snacks? Have you not realized that most of the snacks that she eats may contain a chemical known as Yellow#5?"

House Rules
Tony Stark: "All right, everybody. I'd like you all to gather in the living room for something very important."

[Nicole comes in the living room with Haidyn, Orla, Skyla, and Kayla]

Tony Stark: "Today, we're going to have rules in this house...."

Orla (sarcastically): "Oh, goody......"

Nicole: "Shhh, Orla."

Orla (normal): "OK"

[Tony Stark pulls out a light purple sheet of paper, and at the top is entitled, BIROU HOUSE RULES]

Tony Stark: "Okay, the first rule: everybody must speak politely. Does anybody know what that rule means?"

[Orla rolls her eyes]

Kayla: "It means no swearing or saying bad words."

Nicole: "Orla, that means you, young lady."

Haidyn: "No name-calling!"

Skyla: "No mean words!"

Tony Stark: "Second rule: if something belongs to someone else and you want to use it, ask first!"

Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? If you want to use Mommy's Nintendo 3DS, you have to ask mommy first, right?"

Tony Stark: "And here's the third rule: keep your hands and feet to yourself!"

Haidyn: "That means no pushing."

Skyla: "And no hitting."

[Orla yawns, bored]

Tony Stark: "Rule number four: Everybody remains at the dining table during meal times until told that they can get up,"

Kayla: "That means you have to ask if you may be excused from the table,"

[Orla is eating a Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie]

Nicole: "Orla, stop eating. Listen."

[Orla stops eating]

Tony Stark: "Rule number five: Everybody stays together while out and about,"

Nicole: "Hear that, Orla? That means when we go grocery shopping, you have to stay with Mommy, Kayla, Haidyn, and Skyla."

Skyla: "It means no wandering off!"

Haidyn: "Stay with mummy."

Tony Stark: "Rule number six: leave your clothes on when out in public."

Skyla: "That means no taking off your clothes and running around naked,"

[Orla crosses her eyes]

Tony Stark: "Here's one more rule that applies to everyone, especially you, Orla. Rule number seven: Listen and do what mommy tells you to do the first time!"

[Orla covers her ears, singing]

Orla: "La, la, la, la, la, la...can't hear you!"

Nicole: "Orla, please don't interrupt Mr. Stark!"

Tony Stark: "Do not interrupt me. That is unacceptable. Do you understand?"

[Orla snatches the pen from Tony]

Tony Stark: "Orla, can I have the pen back, please?"

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "Orla, please return it to him."

[Orla writes down inappropriate words on the floor and vandalizes the couch]

Nicole: "You do not vandalize the floor and the couch. You must go to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "NO!"

Tony Stark: "Nicole, would you show me the Naughty Pit?"

[Nicole picks Orla up and walks with Tony over to a clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture.]

Nicole: "This is the Naughty Pit, and that is where Orla goes whenever she acts up, and I put..."

Orla: "MOMMY, LET ME GO OR I'LL KILL YOU!"

[Nicole pulls out 10 beanbags]

Nicole: "...Ten beanbags into the pit,"

Orla: "MOMMY, NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO TIMEOUT!"

Nicole: "Just sit!"

Orla: "I hate sitting there. It is bullshit!"

Nicole: "Those words will no longer be tolerated from now on, Orla."

Orla: "I will pee in my pants then!"

Nicole: "Don't you dare!"

Ice Cream Social
Tony Stark: "Nicole decided to take the girls to an ice cream social at Aunty Lisa's house. Not only is it a party, but it is also a charity."

Nicole: "We are going to Aunty Lisa's house and Orla your behaviour needs to be good otherwise you will be going to the Naughty Pit when we get home. Aunty Lisa has some friends over guys."

[Nicole and the girls are in the car with Tony]

[The car drives off]

Tony Stark: "Once we arrived at Aunty Lisa's house we had an ice cream social for fun."

Aunty Lisa: "Hello."

Tony Stark: "Hi Aunty Lisa, it's me, Tony Stark a.k.a Iron Man!"

Haidyn: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"

Skyla: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"

Kayla: "Hi Madeleine, hi Melody!"

Tony Stark: "Who are these two girls?"

Aunty Lisa: "These are my two girls named Madeleine and Melody."

Tony Stark: "OK, let's get some ice cream!"

[The girls begin to cheer]

Nicole: "OK Haidyn, what do you like?"

Haidyn: "I want cotton candy ice cream please."

Skyla: "I want strawberry ice cream please."

Kayla: "I want vanilla ice cream please."

Orla: "I WANT...POO-POO ICE CREAM!!!"

Nicole: "Orla! Don't use these words please! And that's not an ice cream flavor. It's chocolate. Besides, we also say the word 'Please' when we want something."

Orla: "GET LOST, YOU BIG ASS!"

Nicole: "Don't make me have to wash your mouth out with soap missy!"

Orla: "Ha, Ha!"

[Orla takes Nicole's iPod and plays Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit]

Orla: "Ha ha!"

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine....."

[Orla runs around Aunty Lisa's house naked by taking her clothes off]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! COME HERE NOW! I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT TRASHY MUSIC BECAUSE IT CAN DISTRACT EVERYONE! I thought I deleted that from my iPod."

[Nicole takes her iPod off from Orla and stops the music]

Nicole: "Get your clothes back on! OMG!"

[Orla puts her clothes back on]

Nicole: "We are leaving now and you are not coming back to this house EVER again until you can learn to behave properly!"

Orla: "I'm gonna pee my pants then!"

Nicole: "DON'T YOUR DARE!!!!"

[Orla pees her pants]

[Some children laugh at Orla]

Melody & Madeleine: "She peed in her pants!"

Nicole: "You do not pee your pants! That is unacceptable! God, aren't you embarrassed?"

[ minutes later]

Nicole: "Haidyn! Skyla! Kayla! We are going home because of Orla!"

Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla: "Aw!"

Skyla: "Already?"

Haidyn: "What did that stupid Orla do?"

Nicole: "Because Orla decided to act silly. Orla, when we get home you are going to the Naughty Pit."

Orla: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicole: "Let's say bye bye!"

[The Birou family leaves Aunty Lisa's house]

Tony Stark: "The ice cream social was pathetic!"

Nicole: "That is the last ice cream social I EVER take you to, Orla Jasmine, until you can behave properly!!!"

[Orla screams]

Orla: "YOU ARE A BIG FAT BITCH AND TONY IS A BITCH TOO! SO FUCK YOU!

[Orla bawls]

Nicole: "STOP THAT FUCKING CRYING ORLA! YOU WILL BE GOING INTO TIMEOUT WHEN WE REACH TO HOME!"

Tony Stark: "When we got home, Nicole put Orla straight to the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole takes Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Your behavior at Aunty Lisa's house today was very disappointing! You are NEVER going back to her house ever again until you can learn to behave properly! You stay there for 3 minutes! DO NOT COME OUT!"

[Nicole walks away and confiscates all of Orla's ]

[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and throws pans at Nicole and Tony]

[Tony raises his voice]

Tony Stark: "ORLA! PLEASE DON'T THROW PANS AT ME! YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!"

Nicole: "Orla...into the Naughty Pit! NOW!"

Orla: "I'LL PEE IN MY PANTS EVEN MORE!!!"

[Orla flips off Nicole and Tony]

Nicole: "Orla came out of the Naughty Pit. She had a chance to give me and Tony the finger and throwing pans at me and Tony."

[Tony Stark takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit]

Tony Stark: "You do not throw pans at me and your mummy! That could hurt anyone! That behavior is unacceptable! Stay there for 3 minutes until mummy gets you!"

Orla: "I DON'T FUCKING CARE!"

[Tony raises his voice even more]

Tony Stark: "YOU DO NOT THROW PANS AT ME AND YOUR MUMMY! THAT IS NAUGHTY BEHAVIOR! NOW YOU STAY THERE FOR 3 MINUTES!"

Orla: "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

Tony Stark: "I DO NOT WANT TO SHOUT AT YOU LIKE EARLIER! 3 MINUTES ORLA, DON'T MOVE!"

Nicole: "I was hearing Tony raising his voice at Orla upstairs when he put her into the Naughty Pit. I mean, is Tony going to raise his voice at the other children in the future?"

[3 minutes later]

Nicole: "Orla, you were sent to the Naughty Pit for running around naked, peed in your pants and played heavy metal music that distracted the other people at the ice cream social today at Aunty Lisa's house. You also threw pans and flipped me and Tony off. I want an apology, please."

Orla: "NO!!!!"

Nicole: "YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM NEVER TAKING YOU TO ANOTHER ICE CREAM SOCIAL OR TO AUNTY LISA'S HOUSE, EVER! SO THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET OVER IT! AND STAY THERE FOR ANOTHER 3 MINUTES!"

[Nicole walks away and confiscates all of Orla's  and Orla escapes the Naughty Pit]

[Orla opens the door and runs out the street with Amanda]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!! GET OVER HERE OR YOU WILL KISS AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DORA THE EXPLORER DVDS BECAUSE I'M SELLING IT ON EBAY!!!"

[Orla comes to Nicole]

Nicole: "Thank you, let's return to the Naughty Pit and stay there for 3 minutes."

[3 minutes later]

Nicole: "I want an apology this time please."

Orla: "Sorry."

Nicole: "Thank you Orla. I accept your apology. You can go outside now with your sisters."

Naughty Pit Technique
Tony Stark: "If Orla disobeys, she will have to sit in the Naughty Pit and 10 beanbags go in. If she leaves, 2 more beanbags go in, but it wasn't long until Orla started to write naughty words on the wall and destroy their sister's dolls.".

[Orla scribbles a picture of a person who looks like Nicole being run over by a steamroller and some naughty words on the walls with her Crayola crayons]

Kayla: "Orla, can I have my Dora the Explorer doll back, please?"

[Orla tears Dora the Explorer Doll's head off]

Orla: "Here's your dumb old doll back!"

Kayla: "MOMMY!"

Nicole: "What happened?"

Kayla: "Orla killed my Dora!"

[Kayla shows Nicole her decapitated Dora doll]

Skyla: "She killed my Diego!"

[Skyla shows Nicole her beheaded Diego doll]

Haidyn: "And she killed Boots!"

[Haidyn shows Nicole her decapitated Boots the Monkey doll]

Nicole: "Orla, why would you do such a thing? That was so mean of you!"

Orla: (scoffs) "They're stupid and ugly dolls!"

[Nicole looks at the walls, and sees that Orla had drawn a picture of someone resembling her being crushed to death by a steamroller and written naughty words on it with her crayons]

Nicole: "You know what? You bought yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit, young lady."

[Nicole picks Orla up and carries her over into the Naughty Pit]

Orla: "I don't wanna go to"

[Orla cries]

Nicole: "Come on."

[Nicole puts 10 beanbags in the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "You don't destroy your sister's property and you don't write bad language on the wall! Especially a picture of someone resembling mommy being run over by a steamroller! In addition, your Swiper's in toy jail! I am also taking your crayons away for a week."

Tony Stark: "You need to come down to the child's level and use a firm voice. Don't just yell at her."

Orla: "MOOOOOMMYYYYYy! MOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYY! I WANT SWIIIIPERRR!"

[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper the Fox doll and all her crayons, and places them into the toy time-out box, and then calmly walks away and comes back to Haidyn, Kayla, and Skyla]

Nicole: "Orla is in time-out now."

[Kayla sniffles while holding her beheaded Dora doll]

Kayla: " But she still killed Dora,"

Skyla: "And Diego..."

Haidyn: "And Boots."

Nicole: "Maybe there's still hope for Dora, Diego and Boots. Mommy's a toy doctor, and maybe I can save them. They will need surgery, but you three will need to wait out here until the operation is done, in my Nintendo WFC Company."

Tony Stark: "Downstairs in a special type of lower floor?"

[Nicole takes the dolls Orla had decapitated and walks into the Nintendo WFC Company and the girls (minus Orla) wait outside the room]

Nicole: "Nurse, we have brought in three patients...heads torn off. An emergency operation is an order,"

Iron Man: "However, just as the doll's operation had just started, Orla had gotten out of her Naughty Pit."

[The Naughty Pit falls (2 minutes later)]

Iron Man: "And Nicole had to put the doll's surgery on hold to fetch Orla and return her to the Naughty Pit."

[Nicole sends Orla back to the Naughty Pit each time]

[Nicole puts 2 additional beanbags each time Orla leaves the Naughty Pit]

Iron Man: "Time..."

Orla: "Mommy! MOMMY!!!!!!!"

[Orla out of the Naughty Pit (5 minutes later)]

Orla: "Mommy! MOMMY!!!!!!!"

Iron Man: "...and time again,"

[Orla driving in her pink Barbie Volkswagen Beetle play car (8 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Come on, you can't play in your car right now. You need to stay in the Naughty Pit."

Orla:"NO! Mummy, NO!"

[Nicole lifts Orla out of her Barbie Volkswagen Beetle and confiscates her play car]

Nicole: "Your Barbie Volkswagen's now going in toy jail."

Nicole: "It went on and on forever, I mean, it is hard to keep Orla in timeout."

Iron Man: "Orla, it's me; Iron Man. Stop this behavior, right now. If you get out of the Naughty Pit again, I will put you back and your mommy will put in 2 more beanbags. Do you understand me?"

Orla: "Yes, Mommy?"

[Nicole deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit and discards two more beanbags]

[Orla goes into the kitchen and helps herself to some Sunkist soda]

Nicole: "No, you're not having soda while you have to stay in time-out."

[Nicole takes the Sunkist soda away and puts Orla back to the Naughty Pit]

[Orla escapes and goes into Nicole's bedroom to serve as a hideout (10 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm not playing hide and seek with you. Come back to the Naughty Pit, now."

Orla: "NO!"

{Orla spits on Nicole's face and then runs away (12 minutes later)}

Nicole: "Hey, you do not spit on mommy!"

[Nicole confiscates Orla's ice-cream truck]

[Orla decides to play outside naked in the nearby playground with no one else playing there and pees on the slide (13 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, where are you?"

[Nicole arrives at the playground and sees a long streak of pee on the slide]

[Orla throws an aluminum baseball bat at Nicole's private parts]

Nicole: "Orla, you do not throw a baseball bat at mommy."

Orla: "MUMMY, PLEASE, NO!"

[Nicole returns to the house with Orla and deposits her into the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Stay right here for 3 minutes."

[Orla escapes once more and closes the door in Nicole's bedroom and locks it and begins to watch Dora the Explorer on the television which is next to a Wii console while stuffing her cheeks with a whole box of Little Debbie's Swiss Rolls [(15 minutes later)]

[Nicole unlocks the door and enters the room]

Orla: "Mummy, get lost you bitch!"

Nicole: "I'm not happy with your language, Orla. Let's turn off Dora because you still need to stay in the Naughty Pit. No snacks either."

Orla: "Mummy, I'm watching TV and I'm eating snacks! GO AWAY, POOPY-BUTT!"

[Orla flips off her mother]

Nicole: "Stop calling me names!"

Iron Man: "Just ignore it, Nicole."

[Nicole turns off the TV and takes away the Swiss cake rolls]

[Orla throws several books at Nicole]

Nicole: "You know what, I'm moving the Naughty Pit to the hallway so you can't throw books here."

[Nicole moves the Naughty Pit to the hallway and carries Orla to the Naughty Pit and then walks away]

Iron Man: "Walk away, Nicole, without saying anything."

[Nicole returns to the Nintendo WFC Company with the door closed to resume Dora, Diego, and Boot's "operation"]

Brained Nurse Robot: "Reporting for duty, nurse. What are the conditions on these patients?"

Nicole: "These dolls have had their heads torn off and they are in serious critical condition. They all need an emergency surgery ASAP!"

Brained Nurse Robot: "Begin the operation, now! Needle!"

Nicole: "Needle!"

[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs to the Bathroom hiding in the bathtub (17 minutes later)]

Iron Man: "Yet again, Orla got out of her Naughty Pit while Nicole was in the middle of doll surgery, and she had to put the surgery on hold to deal with Orla, again."

Nicole: "Get out of the bathtub!"

Orla: "NO! Mummy, please!"

[Orla pees in the bathtub naked]

[Nicole deposits Orla back into the Naughty Pit and discards two additional beanbags, and then walks away]

[Orla crawls out of the Naughty Pit and goes outside to jump up and down on Skyla's trampoline naked (19 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, what are you doing on the trampoline? Get off and get back into the Naughty Pit!"

Orla: "NO!"

[Nicole continues to put Orla back into the Naughty Pit]

[Orla climbs on the kitchen table and jumps on it (22 minutes later)]

Haidyn: "Orla's escaped!"

Nicole: "This is very dangerous; you could fall, Orla."

Orla: "Mummy, NO!"

[Orla races outside and plays hopscotch in the street with Amanda (25 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, come back in the house."

Orla: "I'm playing with Amanda."

Nicole: "No you won't."

[Nicole scoops up Orla]

Orla: (screeches) "I WANT AMANDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[Orla sobs hysterically]

Nicole: "Too bad Orla!"

[Orla hits Nicole 6 times]

[Nicole returns to the house and places Orla back into the Naughty Pit (26 minutes later)]

[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and goes upstairs into Haidyn's Bedroom pretending to be asleep and pees on Haidyn's Disney Princess bed (28 minutes later)]

Nicole: "You can't stay in Haidyn's room. Come on!"

Orla: "Go away, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Orla runs outside to the nearby playground again naked (30 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, this is getting ridiculous!"

[Orla throws rocks and sand at Nicole]

Nicole: "Stop throwing rocks and sand at mommy!"

Orla: "Mommy, stop it!"

[Orla runs inside the house, and crawls into the basement (33 minutes later)]

Nicole: "This is not a game. You have to stay in the Naughty Pit for 3 minutes."

Orla: "NO! Mommy, I don't wanna!!"

[Orla runs behind the couch and plays with a small ball (36 minutes later)]

Orla: "Mummy, let go!!!"

[Orla returns to Nicole's bedroom and jumps on her bed, making faces (38 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm not chasing you around this house."

Orla: "Can't catch me, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Orla goes into the kitchen, raids the refrigerator and takes out a couple of Nestle Drumstick ice dream cone and is about to eat both the cones]

Nicole: "Come on, I'm getting really sick of this. You can't have any snacks."

[Orla knocks Dora, Boots and Diego off the dressing drawer, where Nicole's performing doll surgery, and runs until Nicole finally catches Orla]

Orla: "Aw, man!"

[Nicole takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit with no communication and walks back to the room to resume doll surgery.]

Tony Stark: "Nicole placed Orla back into the Naughty Pit once more..."

[Orla leaves the Naughty Pit and hits Nicole in the face with a stuffed teddy bear (40 minutes later)]

Nicole: "OW! You do not hit me in the face with a stuffed animal! That is not nice!"

Orla: "Ha ha, Mommy!"

[Nicole confiscates the stuffed animal and places it into the toy time-out box and deposits Orla right back into the Naughty Pit and walks away without saying a word]

Nicole: "It was hard to resume the doll's operations and having to deal with Orla at the same time because she is a fighter,"

[Orla escapes from the Naughty Pit once more, runs back outside naked and rides Kayla's red tricycle into the street with Amanda (42 minutes later)]

Nicole: "It's Kayla's tricycle! I want you to come back here, Orla."

Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid (bleep)!"

[Nicole pulls Orla off Kayla's tricycle and returns her to the house and deposits her onto the Naughty Pit]

Orla: (screaming at the top of her lungs more loudly) "I WANT TO GO AND SEE AMANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Orla stays in Naughty Pit for 3 minutes (45 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Eventually, she stayed put. She stayed there for 3 minutes."

Nicole: "I want you to say you're sorry."

Orla: "NO!"

Nicole: "Say you're sorry, Orla."

Orla: "NOOO!"

Iron Man: "But she refused to apologize for her bad behavior,"

Tony Stark: "She doesn't give you an apology? Come on, let's go. If she can't say sorry for that behavior, then she stays here."

[Orla continues to go outside to climb a tree (47 minutes later)]

Tony Stark: "Orla, listen to Iron Man, if you don't get down from the tree, you won't be playing outside with your friends this afternoon. Do you understand me?"

[Orla nods]

[Nicole safely rescues Orla]

Orla: "I don't wanna go into the!!"

Nicole: "Yes, you do."

[Orla takes the Naughty Pit and throws it around and then leaves (49 minutes later)]

Nicole: "I'm getting really tired with your own game, Orla."

[Orla takes out Candyland after she escapes the Naughty Pit (52 minutes later)]

Nicole: "You can't play board games right now, Orla."

Orla: "Yeah!"

Nicole: "No, you are not."

[Orla stands on another table and flips off Nicole (54 minutes later)]

Orla: "Mummy, no!"

[Orla hits Nicole right in the face]

[Nicole confiscates Candyland and gives no communication]

[Orla hides inside a box (57 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla Jasmine Birou! Get out of the box." [smacking Orla on the butt, who gets frustrated]

Orla: "Mommy! GO KILL YOURSELF, MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nicole: "This game is getting really old."

[Orla stays in the Naughty pit for 3 minutes (60 minutes later)]

Nicole: "Orla, you were in here because you destroyed your sister's property and were writing down bad words on the walls. You do not write bad words and you do not destroy your sister's property."

Orla: "I don't get it mummy."

Nicole: "What do you say?"

Orla: "Please,"

Tony Stark: "Now, that's a classic example of why you're about to take the next step. I want you to say you are sorry."

Orla: "Sorry, mummy."

Nicole: "Give mommy a hug."

[Orla hugs Nicole]

[Orla smiles]

Nicole: "I knew that discipline took a long time to control, so I decided to put Orla back into the timeout area as much as possible."

Tony Stark: "Kayla, Skyla, and Haidyn had been waiting for a long time for their doll's operation to be over, and Nicole came outside with the good news."

Nicole: "Girls, I've got good news."

Haidyn: "What is it?"

Kayla: "Is Orla going to jail?"

Nicole: "No, better. The operation was a complete success, and your dolls are as good as new. Diego, Boots, and Dora are now recovering."

Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla: "Okay!"

Orla vs. Haidyn
Iron Man: "It wasn't long before Orla kicked off. She wanted to watch Dora, but Haidyn was watching Cinderella."

[Haidyn is watching her Cinderella DVD on TV]

Orla: "Can I watch Dora?"

Haidyn: "No, not right now, I am watching Cinderella. You can watch Dora later."

Orla: "I WANNA WATCH DORA!"

[Orla bites Haidyn's arm like a dog]

Haidyn: "Ow! I just had stitches!"

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!!! What is going on in there?"

[Nicole is in the laundry room ironing clothes]

Orla: "I bit her!"

Haidyn: "Ooh, you are so busted now!"

Nicole: "You know what? You are going to the Naughty Pit!"

[Nicole deposits Orla into the Naughty Pit, and discards 10 beanbags into the pit]

Nicole: "I will return in 3 minutes, and I expect an apology for your behavior,"

Orla: "Dummy! I hate Cinderella."

[Orla escapes the Naughty Pit and goes into Haidyn's room and replaces the Cinderella DVD with a Dora the Explorer DVD]

Haidyn: "I'd like to watch this, but I am trying to watch Cinderella."

Orla: "Cinderella stinks!"

Nicole: "You are supposed to be in the Naughty Pit, Orla!"

[Orla throws a tennis racket at Nicole]

Orla: "Cinderella is a dumb movie!"

Haidyn: "Is not!"

Orla: "You will never get me to change my ways, never!"

Haidyn: "No!"

Orla: "CINDERELLA SUCKS! DORA IS AWESOME!"

Haidyn: "MOM!"

Orla vs. Skyla
Tony Stark: "Later that afternoon, Orla seen Skyla on her rocking horse. And when she did, Orla pushed Skyla off the rocking horse and got on it."

Skyla: (wailing) "MOMMY!"

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU!"

Orla: "WHAT IS IT, NICOLE LOUISE BIROU?!?"

Nicole: "When are you going to learn to share that rocking horse with your sister?"

Orla: "That rocking horse is mine! She was riding what was rightfully mine!!"

Nicole: "Orla, you need to share."

[Orla kicks Nicole's leg]

Nicole: "Orla, we do not kick. It hurts people very much."

[Orla bites Nicole]

Nicole: "You know what? You've earned yourself a trip to the Naughty Pit. Biting hurts, too."

Orla: "Hmph. You must treat me like a criminal."

Tony Stark: "I was like, 'criminal'?"

Nicole: "To the Naughty Pit Orla! Now you stay there for 3 minutes.

Orla: "FUCK OFF YOU BITCH!!"

[Orla rapidly kicks Nicole]

[Skyla gets back on the rocking horse]

Nicole: "Ow, that hurt! Stop, you're hurting mommy!"

Announcer: "Coming up on Iron Man. When Mom decides to cut out the junk, Orla throws a massive fit."

Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!"

Tony Stark: "The snacks are all gone."

Announcer: "And goes on a path of destruction."

Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!!!!"

[Orla hits Nicole]

Tony Stark: "If you continue with this tantrum, then you are going to the Naughty Pit!"

Announcer: "When Iron Man returns."

Snack Box Technique
Tony Stark: "This technique is very important because the Birou Family has a lot of issues with Orla's eating habits. Orla is a very picky eater, so today, I introduced the Snack Box Technique,"

Tony Stark: "I'm here to introduce the Snack Box technique, Nicole. It is important for Orla to realize that she can't live on sweets or snacks all the time."

Nicole: "You hear that, Orla? You can't be having cookies, candy and Twinkies all the time. You need to have a well-balanced and nutritious meal."

Tony Stark: "I'm giving you all four girls one empty box each for you to decorate, and you can decorate them with paint, glitter glue, fabric scraps, feathers, whatever you want."

Haidyn/Skyla/Kayla/Orla: "Okay, Tony!"

Tony Stark: "Meanwhile, while the girls were decorating their snack boxes, I had Nicole open the pantry to show me all the snacks and sweets Orla had been getting into throughout the day. When the door was opened, it was quite shocking..."

[Nicole opens the pantry, and we see various Little Debbie snacks, Hostess snack cakes, donuts, cookies, candy, potato chips Pop-Tarts, cans of sodas, mini muffins, fruit snacks, Fruit Pies, caramels, Kool-Aid Jammers, Hawaiian Punch, Capri Sun, Tampico Citrus Punch, honey buns, cinnamon rolls, Oreo cakesters, Sunny D Smooth Style, Sunkist, boxes of Hi-C and Tropicana Tropical Fruit Fury Twister]

Tony Stark: "My word...I have never seen such rubbish in all my life,"

Nicole: "I know...I have trouble getting Orla to eat the foods that she needs to eat. And being a single mother, it makes things even more complicated for me,"

Tony Stark: "Nicole, I know it's tough being a single mom, but that doesn't mean you should lose hope with Orla.

Nicole: "You're right, Tony."

Nicole: "And he gave me words of encouragement. Just because I'm a single mom doesn't mean I can't get the job done."

Tony Stark: "Here, put all the snacks into this plastic bin I will sort out all of the snacks and decide what I think is rubbish; anything I think is rubbish will get thrown away."

Nicole: "Sounds like a plan."

[Nicole goes over to see how her four daughters are coming along on their Snack Boxes]

Nicole: "Hey girls, how're you coming along with your Snack Boxes?"

Kayla: "Mine's finished!"

[Kayla's Snack Box is painted pink and decorated with purple feathers, a gold ribbon and green circle foam stickers]

Nicole: "Very nice, Kayla!"

[Haidyn's Snack Box is painted blue and decorated with gem stickers, red little pom-poms, and rhinestones]

Nicole: "That is very good, Haidyn, !"

[Skyla's Snack Box is painted red and decorated with clear gems, stickers, and colored gems.]

Nicole: "Oh, Skyla, it's beautiful, "

[Orla's Snack Box is painted yellow and decorated with blue little Pom-poms, orange stripes, and turquoise feathers]

Nicole: "Why, Orla...that's really fantastic! It is really good! I love it!"

Tony Stark: "I was really surprised that Orla had actually created something for a change instead of destroying it."

Tony Stark: "In the meantime, why don't we decide which snacks go in the trash?"

Nicole: "Okay, great."

Tony Stark: "What have we got in the snack storage bin here?"

[Tony pulls out a bottle of Sunkist, a 16-oz bottle of Sunny D Smooth Style, a box of Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls, a bag of Crunchy Cheetos, a package of Nabisco Oreo Chocolate Creme Cakesters, a box of Little Debbie Double Decker Oatmeal Creme Pies, a box of Hostess Twinkies, wrapped packages of Hostess Suzy Q's, bars of Hershey's Milk Chocolate, a can of Original Pringles, a bag of Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream potato chips, and a package of Nabisco Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies]

Nicole: "Let me check to see if there are any more in the pantry,"

Tony Stark: "Sure enough, Nicole found a box of Golden Crisp and Trix cereals inside the picnic basket. It turned out that Orla had traded a couple of healthy cereals for the sugary ones with her friends without Nicole knowing. Not only did she find those sugary cereals, but she found a box of Pop-Tarts and Hostess Mini-Muffins and all sorts of rubbish,"

Tony Stark: "More?!"

Nicole: "Come on, girls. Mommy and Tony Stark need your help on cleaning out the pantry."

[Haidyn, Orla, Kayla, and Skyla come into the kitchen to meet Nicole and Tony]

Nicole: "Come on, let's help Tony clean out the pantry,"

[Nicole holds out a trash bag]

[Tony tosses the Pop-Tarts, Suzy Q's, Twinkies, Oreo Cakesters, Little Debbie snack cakes, cookies, snack cakes, candy, potato chips, mini muffins, cupcakes, cinnamon rolls, pudding pies, honey buns, and the fruit pies into the trash bag]

[Kayla opens the cabinet and finds more chips, candy, cookies, donuts, fruit pies, cans of sodas, and snack cakes]

Tony Stark: "What?! More rubbish?!"

Orla: "When I found out that my favorite snacks were being thrown away, I was not happy about that."

[Tony tosses the Chocolate Pudding Pie, the Hostess cherry fruit pie, Golden Crisp, crunchy Cheetos, and Pringles into the trash bag]

[Nicole takes the trash bag full of rubbish down to the garbage can]

Nicole: "There, all gone."

Tony Stark: "Nice job, Nicole."

Skyla/Kayla/Haidyn: "Yay! We took all of the food down to the garbage can!"

[Orla starts bawling her eyes out]

Skyla: "What's wrong Orla?"

Orla: "I WANT MY FOOD BACK!!!! I HATE THIS NEW RULE!!!!"

Tony Stark: "The snacks are all gone."

Orla: "THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE!!!" [slams the chair down on the kitchen floor and storms out]

Nicole: "Orla, please calm down. I promise, there will be plenty of food to eat in this house."

Nicole: "Orla was so angry that her favorite foods were being thrown away."

Orla: "BUT IT'S NOT THE FOOD THAT I LIKE!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "Nicole, if she is going to continue on with this tantrum, put her on the Naughty Pit. What she is trying to do is control the situation by having a temper tantrum. If she's going to act babyish, tough!"

Nicole: "Okay. Orla, look at mommy. I need you to listen. I need you to stop and calm down. Take a deep breath."

[Orla runs upstairs into her bedroom, crying]

Nicole: "I feel bad Tony. We just threw her favorite foods out in the trash."

Tony Stark: "Nicole, don't feel bad. You're doing the right thing. That little girl who just ran upstairs has to realize that things don't go her way all the time."

Tony Stark: "I decided to go upstairs to Orla's bedroom to have a little talk with her."

[Tony Stark goes upstairs to give Orla a very firm talking to]

Tony Stark: "Orla. I need to talk to you."

Orla: "What?"

Tony Stark: "Mommy has taken all of your treats into the garbage because those treats have a lot of sugar and stuff that are not good for you. You need to stop your behavior right now."

Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!!"

[Orla starts hitting and kicking Tony]

Tony Stark: "Orla, please stop this. You need to calm down."

[Tony Stark blocks Orla's fist and foot]

Tony Stark: "Listen to me. That behavior is no good, and that behavior is going to make you go and sit in the Naughty Pit. Do you understand?"

[Orla continues hitting and kicking Tony]

Tony Stark: "Orla, you do not kick or hit anyone because it is not nice and that's unacceptable."

Orla: "I HATE YOU!!!"

Tony Stark: "Orla then went on a rampage."

[Orla smashes the cookie jar, throws pots and pans at Nicole and Tony Stark, Tony then grabs his armor and puts it on becoming Iron Man while Orla smashes the Playstation 2, spits on Kayla, sets fire to the couch and even breaks all of Haidyn's Barbie dolls]

Iron Man: "Orla, please no! We are not going to have this! You are going to hurt someone!"

Orla: "I WANT MY TREATS!!!!!"

[Orla hits Nicole]

Nicole (in tears): "Orla, please."

Iron Man: "That is ENOUGH Orla! If you continue with this tantrum, then you are going to the Naughty Pit! Do you understand me?"

Orla: "FUCK YOU!!!"

[Nicole and Iron Man drag Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Your Swiper's in toy jail."

Iron Man: "Explain why she's there."

Nicole: "You've been sent to the Naughty Pit because you slammed the chair down in temper and for hurting Iron Man."

[Nicole confiscates Orla's Swiper plush and deposits it in the toy time-out box]

[Orla throws all of the beanbags out of the Naughty Pit]

Nicole: "Orla..."

[Orla then goes into the garbage and drags out all the treats]

Nicole: "Orla, leave them alone. They're garbage."

[Nicole takes Orla back to the Naughty Pit and deposits two more beanbags]

Orla: "THOSE WERE MY TREATS!!!!"

[Nicole starts to lose her patience]

Nicole: "ORLA JASMINE BIROU! THAT IS ENOUGH!"

Orla: "SHUT UP SMELLY!!!!"

Nicole: "Orla, do not talk to me like that. It's not nice."

Iron Man: "An hour later, Orla's protest was continuing."

Orla: "YOU ALWAYS FAVOR HAIDYN, KAYLA AND SKYLA!! OK??"

Nicole: "I was going to favor you as well, but you won't be nice."

[Orla begins to sob hysterically]

Orla: "You love them more than me!"

Nicole: "Orla, just stop it!"

Orla: "NO!!!! I HATE YOU, YOU BIG MEANIE! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!"

[Nicole instantly loses it]

Nicole: "I can't take this anymore! I can't deal with this shit!" [runs upstairs in tears]

Orla: "Goodbye, you stupid bitch! AND GO AHEAD AND CRY, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!!"

Announcer: "Coming up on Iron Man...Tony gets tough with Orla."

Iron Man: "Your behavior right now is making me very upset! How dare you talk to your mother like that?"

Orla: (sneering) "I dare and I did!"

Announcer: But will Orla back down?

Orla: "Well, I want my treats and you are a horrible person to throw them out!"

Announcer: "When Iron Man Returns"