Supernanny and the Urskeks

Before the revolving line of credit Edit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny,"

[Ashley tosses her 13" Apollo toy at SilSol]

SilSol: "Ashley, don't do that!"

Announcer: "Jo visits Jackson, Michigan to tame a duo of terrifying toddlers."

[Inez screams]

[Ashley blows a raspberry]

AyukAmaj: "Ashley, leave your sister alone!"

Announcer: "Bedtime can be a nightmare."

Inez: "I WANT PAJANIMALS!"

Announcer: ".....as the two start to wander around at midnight."

NaNol: "Inez, it's bedtime."

Announcer: "A trip to the zoo could be awful."

[Inez dips her toe into the pool of the hippo exhibit]

Announcer: "The Urskeks worries about the shining inner light the two tots punch them."

[Inez punches NaNol's face]

ZokZah: "INEZ BRIDGET MARXONICA!"

Unglm: "They would always punch my face and I am afraid that they could divide us into the Mystics and Skeksis."

Announcer: "Can Jo stop the two daughters from making more disasters..."

[Ashley throws a fit]

Announcer: "...or will the family shatter into pieces?"

Submission Reel Edit
Jo: "I am in Jackson, Michigan ready to help a family. Check it out."

???: "Hello, we are the Marxonicas!"

ShodYod: "My name is ShodYod."

OkAc: "And my name is OkAc."

EktUtt: "We have 2 daughters: Ashley, who is 3 and Inez who is 2."

SilSol: "I am a light bringer at a local hospital."

Unglm: " And I am leader of the Urskeks."

ZokZah: "Our daughters throw tantrums."

[Inez screams while throwing a tantrum]

ShodYod: "They throw toys at us."

[Ashley throws her 13" Apollo plush toy at Unglm]

Unglm: "Ashley, don't do that!"

Jo: "Oh, my! This has to stop!"

EktUtt: "They also do other things like punching me."

[Inez punches ZokZah]

ZokZah: "Inez, no! You are hurting me!"

Jo: "My word, that is so hurtful!"

AyukAmaj: "They also suffer bedtime anxiety."

Urskeks: "Supernanny, please help us. We are going to fall apart any minute now."

Jo: "Don't worry, all of you. I am on my way."

Introduction Edit
Jo: "Hello, I'm Jo Frost."

SilSol: "Hi, nice to meet you. My name is SilSol."

Jo: "Where's NaNol?"

NaNol: "He is in his office."

Jo: "What time will he be home?"

SilSol: "At 6:30 PM."

[SilSol creates light]

SilSol: "I am an Urskek."

Observation Begins Edit
Ashley: "I'm killing you, (bleep)!"

ZokZah: "Ashley, leave your sister alone!"

Ashley: "I HATE YOU AND YOU MUST DIE, (bleep)!"

Unglm: "No! We don't say those words."

[Ashley takes her pants off and flashes out her private parts at Inez]

OkAc: "That is very unacceptable. You don't show your private parts at your sister!"

Inez: "Eww...."

Talk with Unglm Edit
Unglm: "Ashley ruined Hanukkah and Passover."