Around the World with Barney (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's Version) (Script)

(after the Barney Theme Song, the Barney doll comes to life, and jumps at a white screen)
 * Barney: Whoa! Hi everybody! It's good to see you! Do you like to fly kites? Great! I heard that today in the park, it's a great day to fly a kite! Come on! Let's go fly kites with our friends.
 * (Barney goes left, and it translates to the park, with the kids flying kites, then Barney arrives)
 * Barney: Hi everybody!
 * Kids: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: I see it's the perfect whether to fly kites, isn't it?
 * Kids: Yeah!
 * (BJ and Baby Bop arrive with kites)
 * BJ: We got kites, too! Hi Barney! Hi everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Hi BJ! Hi Baby Bop!
 * BJ: Can we fly our kites with you?
 * Kids: Sure!
 * Barney: Look's like I'm gonna need a kite, too!
 * (Barney does magic, and a kite appears, and it fades to all of them flying their kites)
 * Barney: Flying so high with it's tail in the breeze, up in the air with the greatest of ease, flipping and dipping with colors so bright. I love to fly my kite!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Whirling, twirling high in the air. Whirling, twirling floating up there.  At the end of the string, it's a wonderful thing.  I love to fly my kite.
 * (translates to random kids flying kites)
 * Barney: Look at it flutter and dance all around. Hear the wind blowing it high off the ground.  Feel the string tugging, but just hold on tight, and you can fly a kite.
 * (translates back to Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and the kids flying kites)
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Whirling, twirling high in the air. Whirling, twirling floating up there.  At the end of the string it's a wonderful thing. I love to fly my kite!
 * (music ends, and cuts to Baby Bop holding her kite and blankey at the same time)
 * Baby Bop: It's hard to hold on to my blankey and my kite!
 * Barney: Hold on tight, Baby Bop. Don't loose your kite or your blankey.
 * (wind blows harder, and Baby Bop let's go of her blankey)
 * Baby Bop: Oh no! My blankey's flying away! It's gone forever now!
 * (she cries)
 * Barney: Don't worry, Baby Bop. We'll get your blankey back.  I'll see where it's going.
 * (gets a pair of binoculars)
 * Barney: Oh my! It's going to France!
 * BJ: How are we gonna get there?
 * Barney: We can take a boat. Follow me!
 * (they all run out of the park, and fades to them getting to the boat)
 * Barney: Before we go, I need my sailor's hat. Whoa!
 * (sailor's hat appears)
 * Barney: Okay, everybody! Let's set sail!
 * (fades to the boat on the ocean, and music starts for "I'd Love to Sail")