Barney's Adventure Car (SuperMalechi's version, script)

(we open up, and we see the kids entering through the school gate)
 * Chip: Today is gonna be great! Do you know why?
 * Keesha: Well, it is a sunny day.
 * Chip: Yes, but it's more then that.
 * Robert: What's great about today?
 * Chip: It's Saturday! That means we can play all day!
 * Keesha: Great!
 * Shawn: Let's play the game "What If".
 * Kids: Yeah!
 * Chip: Then what are we waiting for, everybody? Let's play!
 * (fades to them dressed up in different things)
 * Min (dressed as a jungle explorer): I'm on the way to the jungle to look at the jungle animals! I haven't seen some of them before!
 * Tosha (dressed in winter clothes): I'm on my way to Antarctica! I can't wait to do fun things in the snow!
 * Jason (dressed as a camping consuler): Welcome to the campsite! Camping here is fun!
 * Shawn (dressed to go to the beach): Can't wait to go to the beach, and swim!
 * (Robert and Hannah come out as king and queen)
 * Robert: Da, da, da, da! Here comes the king.
 * Hannah: And the queen. Roll out the carpet.
 * (red carpet rolls down school door stairs)
 * Keesha (as a cowgirl): Ye haw! I'm a cowgirl about to ride a horse!
 * Chip (dressed as a pizza bakery, pushing a pizza car, with the Barney doll): Beep! Beep! Here comes a pizza delivery for Barney the Dinosaur!
 * (pushes the toy car, bumps into the treehouse, then the Barney doll slides off the toy car backwards, then the Barney doll comes to life)
 * Barney (comes running backwards): Whoa!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * (kids stop him from running backwards, then hug him)
 * Barney: Hi everybody! Thanks for the ride, Chip.
 * Chip: Your welcome. But I'm sorry I ran the car into the treehouse. It was an accident.
 * Barney: That's okay, Chip. That was fun, even though it was bumpy at the end. So, what'cha doing?
 * Kids: Pretending!
 * Barney: And I see you all used your imaginations, too!
 * Keesha: We're having lots of fun pretending to do different things, Barney!
 * (music starts for "The Land of Make-Believe")
 * Barney: It is fun to imagine "What If". What if, little birds could dance and sing, and we could fly with magic wings.
 * Robert: And maybe for a day I could be king!
 * Barney & Kids: What if.
 * Barney: In the sky the rows and rows the clouds were fluffy marshmellows! (all of them stand on their tippy toes, reaching) And we can reach them on our tippy toes.
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen. Anything can be. Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Oh, anything can happen here.
 * Barney: It's so much fun, so give a cheer!
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. What if.
 * Hannah: We sailed the ocean in a tub.
 * Chip: Rowing while we scrub-a-dub!
 * Barney: Watching bubbles flying through the sky.
 * Barney & Kids: What if.
 * Kids: We could jump up to the moon, fly round the world in a big balloon!
 * Barney: And everyday could bring a new surprise!
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen. Anything can be. Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Anything can happen here, it's so much fun so give a cheer! Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Oh, anything can happen in the land of make-believe.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: You know, I got a good idea to make the "What If" game more fun. First, I'll need this. (does magic, and gets a driver's hat) And this. (does magic, and the toy car turns into Barney's car) Now when you get in the car, you got to remember this car rule...
 * Kids: Buckle up your seatbelt!
 * (music starts for "Buckle Up My Seatbelt")
 * Barney: That's right!
 * Barney & Kids: Driving to my school. I buckle my belt. Driving to my school. I buckle my belt. Driving to my school. I buckle my belt. Buckle up my seatbelt. Driving to my house. I buckle my belt. Driving to my house. I buckle my belt. Driving to my house. I buckle my belt. Buckle up my seatbelt. Driving everywhere. I buckle my belt. Driving everywhere. i buckle my belt. Driving everywhere. I buckle my belt. Buckle up my seatbelt. Buckle up my seatbelt. (music ends)
 * Shawn: But where will we go?
 * Barney: Anywhere you want to. Let's go!
 * (Barney gets in car, while the kids take off their costumes)
 * Chip: Pizza kitchen, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Hannah: Castle, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Robert: I'm with the queen. (gets in a seat)
 * Min: Jungle, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Tosha: Antarctica, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Shawn: Beach, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Jason: Campsite, please. (gets in a seat)
 * Keesha: West, please. (gets in a seat)
 * (Baby Bop arrives)
 * Baby Bop: Wait! Don't leave without me!
 * Barney & Kids: Hi Baby Bop!
 * (BJ arrives)
 * BJ: Hi everybody!
 * Barney & Kids: Hi BJ!
 * BJ: Aye-yie-yie! Sissy! You were running so fast, I couldn't keep up with you!
 * Baby Bop: I didn't want to miss going on a trip.
 * Barney: Well, hop in! Take a seat, buckle up, and let's go!
 * (BJ and Baby Bop buckle up)
 * Barney: Now, here we go!
 * (the car starts going, and music starts for "Riding in the Car")
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: We love to ride in Barney's car. We look around at where we are. And all the license plates I see help me learn my ABC's.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Riding in the car, riding in the car. We love riding in the car.
 * Min: I love to ride in mommy's van. I sit in back whenever I can. I look for kids from my school class, and wave at drivers as they pass.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Riding in the car, riding in the car. We love riding in the car.
 * Chip: I love to ride in grandpa's van. He never knows just where we are. Since he won't stop to check the map, I see new places in a snap.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Riding in the car, riding in the car. We love riding in the car.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: We love to ride in Barney's car, 'round the corner or to the stars. He sets us up are seatbelts buckled. He makes us laugh.
 * Barney: They make me chuckle.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Riding in the car, riding in the car. We love riding in the car. Riding in the car, riding in the car. We love riding in the car.
 * (music ends, and fades to them walking in the pizza kitchen)
 * Chip: This looks like a pizza shop.
 * Barney: It is a pizza shop, Chip. We're here to make pizza, just like you wished. But first, we're gonna have to make the dough.
 * (fades to them, with pizza dough, and music starts for "Make the Dough")
 * Barney: Step 1 to make the dough we have to measure flour.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Measure flour, yes that's the way we make the pizza dough.
 * Baby Bop: Step 2 to make the dough, we have to pour the water.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Pour the water, yes that's the way we make the pizza dough.
 * BJ: Step 3 to make the dough, we have to stir it up.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Stir it up, yes that's the way we make the pizza dough.
 * Kids: Step 4 to make the dough, we have to knead it well.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Knead it well, yes that's the way we make the pizza dough. Step 5 to make the dough, we have to watch it rise. Watch it rise, yes that's the way we make the pizza dough.
 * Barney: That's all we need to know to make the pizza dough.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: The next thing we need to do is to toss it around to make it more round.
 * (fades to them, after they tossed it)
 * Barney: Now, let's put some toppings on it.
 * Tosha: We can put peperoni on it.
 * Jason: And pineapple.
 * Min: And peanut butter.
 * Keesha: And peppers.
 * BJ: And pickles.
 * (fades to them, getting the pizza out of the oven)
 * Barney: That pizza looks super-delicious!
 * (music starts for "Nothing Beats a Pizza")
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza. It's my tummy's favorite. Pizza, pizza. We love to eat a pizza with yummy toppings over it.
 * Barney: It's fun to make, delicious to eat. It brings out your smile. No, nothing can beat a pizza made your style.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza. It's my tummy's favorite. Stringy, chewy, chessy, messy, gooey, with yummy toppings over it. Nothing beats a pizza!
 * (music ends)
 * BJ: Hey, we must go to a castle and Robert, you would be the King.
 * Robert: Yes.
 * BJ: And Hannah, you'll be the Queen.
 * Hannah: Okay, BJ.
 * Barney: Let's go, everybody.
 * (fade them to the road again)
 * Barney: The castle must be here by now.
 * BJ: Wow, I can't wait to see it.
 * Baby Bop: Wow! It's gonna be fun!
 * Barney: It sure is, Baby Bop.
 * Hannah: Here is the castle. I see it.
 * Barney: You were right, Hannah.
 * Shawn: It's gonna be fun, with Robert as the King and Hannah as the Queen.
 * Chip: Oh, you're right, Shawn.
 * (fade to them at the castle)
 * Barney: Welcome to the castle! Here comes the King and the Queen.
 * Robert: It's me, the King.
 * Hannah: And the Queen.
 * BJ: And my name is Sir BJ.
 * (music starts for Castles So High)
 * Barney: Fairy tale castles with beautiful flags. Flying higher than you've ever seen. Just imagine all of the things you can see maybe even a king or a queen.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Castles so high up to the sky. I know that I would love to go there. Castles so high up to the sky. Wouldn't you love to go, too?
 * Barney: Magical places and musical things. Big surprises and so much more.
 * BJ: We can ride a horse having fun, of course. An adventure like never before.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Castles so high up to the sky. I know that I would love to go there. Castles so high up to the sky. Wouldn't you love to go, too? Wouldn't you love to go, too?
 * (music ends)
 * Robert: Okay, Sir BJ. It's great to be king and queen.
 * BJ: Yeah, King Robert. I'll go up the stairs, and kidnap your cat, Toadstool.
 * (BJ walks up the stairs. A cat runs into Robert's arm)
 * Robert: I've found you, Toadstool!
 * BJ: (sees that Robert is holding the cat) Oh no! Toadstool has scrammed! I don't see her anywhere!
 * Robert: I have her in her arms.
 * BJ: Okay. I'll be right there. (walks down the stairs and sees Toadstool) I'll pet her nice. (pats her nice) Aww. You're so cute.
 * Barney: You are a nice king.
 * Robert: Thanks, Barney (music starts for Old King Cole)
 * Barney: Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he; He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl and he called for his fiddlers three.
 * BJ: Dance with the fiddlers. Dance with the fiddlers, Dance with the fiddlers three.
 * Chip: Dance with the fiddlers. Dance with the fiddlers. Dance with the fiddlers three.
 * Shawn: Old King Cole was a merry old soul. And a merry old soul was he; He called for his queen, and he called for his court. And he called for his trumpeters three.
 * Tosha: Dance with the trumpeters. Dance with the trumpeters. Dance with the trumpeters three.
 * Hannah: Dance with the trumpeters. Dance with the trumpeters. Dance with the trumpeters three.
 * Barney: Old King Cole was a merry old soul. And a merry old soul was he; He called for his ladies, and he called for his lords. And he called for his drummers three. Dance with the drummers. Dance with the drummers. Dance with the drummers three. Dance with the drummers. Dance with the drummers. Dance with the drummers three Dance with the fiddlers... Dance with the trumpeters... Dance with the drummers... Dance and dance and dance. Until you all fall down with me. Whee!
 * (music ends)
 * BJ: That was great to be Sir BJ. And Robert and Hannah's King & Queen costumes are great too.
 * Barney: The next place is the zoo. So, come on everybody!
 * (they leave the castle. Fade to them on the road once again)
 * Barney: We're getting there.
 * Jason: I would be the zoo keeper.
 * Keesha: And his partner.
 * (fade to the zoo)
 * Min: I will be the Zoo Keeper.
 * Barney Let's go on a jungle adventure, everybody.
 * BJ: Yeah! I like animals.
 * Shawn: Me too.
 * Chip: Me either.
 * Barney: Let's go!
 * (music starts for Jungle Adventure)
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: We're going on a jungle adventure to see what we can see.
 * Shawn: There's a lion and a tiger and a great big monkey, swinging on the branch of a tree.
 * Chip: It looks like a chimpanzee.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. We're going on a jungle adventure to see what we can see.
 * BJ: There's a great big elephant, taking a bath getting clean as he can be. I hope he doesn't step on me!
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. The jungle is the place to go! (music ends)
 * BJ: Haha. I love jungles.
 * Chip: Me too!
 * Barney: I see a elephant!
 * BJ: I love elephants.
 * Shawn: Me too.
 * Barney: Elephants are super-dee-duper! (music starts for The Elephant Song) Elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant. She's big and friendly.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Elephant!
 * Barney: Wrinkled and gray.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Elephant!
 * Barney:With her great big feet better get out of the way of the Elephant.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Elephant!
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant. The ground it shakes (Elephant!) everytime she walks (Elephant!) And she sounds like a trumpet, whenever she talks (elephant sound) Every sound in the jungle, the elephant hears with her floppy king-sized elephant ears, got a trunk for a nose as long as a hose (elephant sound) (music ends)
 * Barney: That was fun!
 * BJ: Hey, Sissy! I see a tiger growing like this (grows like a Tiger)
 * Baby Bop: Woah! That's a loud growing!
 * BJ: You're right, Sissy.
 * Barney: You were right, BJ.
 * BJ: Yeah, Barney.
 * Barney: (music starts for The Tiger Song) A tiger grows all the time.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: A tiger is an animal that walks around, like a great big beautiful cat. He's orange and black with lots of stripes, now what do you think of that? Oh, he is big (Wow!) and he's got teeth. He's got a roar (Grrrr) and he's got claws down underneath. And he's got stripes (Yikes) and a big tail too (Ooooh!). He's my favorite animal in the zoo. Oh, he is big (Wow!) And he's got teeth. He's got a roar (Grrrr) And he's got glws down underneath. And he's got stripes (Yikes) And a big tail too (Ooooh!) He's my favorite animal in the zoo. He's my favorite animal in the zoo! (music ends, and they hear thunder)
 * BJ: Wow! That tiger roared very loud.
 * Barney: I don't think that's the tiger, BJ. I think it's thunder, which means it's gonna rain.
 * (rain falls down)
 * Robert: What are we gonna do, Barney?
 * Barney: I got an idea. If we use our imaginations, we can pretend this rain can be something more tasty.
 * (music starts for "If All the Raindrops")
 * Barney: If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, oh what a snow that would be. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be. (music ends)
 * Barney: I think it stopped raining. And look at the sky. (music starts for "The Rainbow Song") It's a rainbow! Oh, I like red, it's the color of an apple. Orange, is a color of an orange. Yellow, it's a lemon, and our wonderful sun, sun, sun. Green, is the color of the trees, and lots of things that grow. And then theirs blue for the sky, and purple that's the color that's fun, fun, fun.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: And when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done? We made a rainbow! And it's very beautiful one, one, one.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Oh, I like red, it's a color of an apple. Orange, is the color of an orange. Yellow, it's a lemon, and our wonderful sun, sun, sun. Green, is the color of trees, and lots of things that grow, and then theirs blue for the sky, and purple that's the color that's fun, fun, fun.
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ & Kids: And when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done? We made a rainbow. We made a rainbow. We made a rainbow, and it's a beautiful one! (music ends)
 * Shawn: We might go to the North Pole right now.
 * BJ: Yeah! I would like to play Ice Hockey. Come on, Shawn. Let's go!
 * Shawn: Okay!
 * (they leave the Jungle. Fade to them on the road again)
 * Barney: We're almost there, to the North Pole.
 * BJ: Yeah, Barney. I would play Ice Hockey.
 * Barney: Here it is.
 * (fade to them at the North Pole. They wear winter clothes)
 * Tosha: I love to go there.
 * Chip: It's cold in here.
 * Barney: It sure is, Chip. (music starts for It's C-C-C-Cold BRRRR!) Remember when it's cold?
 * BJ: Yeah. I love the North Pole.
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: When my teeth start to chatter and my fingers freeze, that's how I know it's cold. When I shiver and shake from a little bitty breeze, that's how I know it's cold. When I see my breath like smoke in the air, it's really kind of fun so I don't care; if it's cold. It's C-C-Cold! It's C-C-Cold, BRRRR! I wish I had fur. I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair. It's cold! It's C-C-Cold! When the ground is covered with fluffy white snow, that's how I know it's cold. When the trees are full of icicles, that's how I know it's cold. I'll wear my hat and scarf and glove. I'm just a kid who really loves when it's cold. It's C-C-Cold! It's C-C-Cold, BRRRR! I wish I had fur. I wish I was a bear with furry, furry hair. It's cold! It's C-C-Cold! I built a snowman yesterday. I know that he won't melt away because it's cold! It's C-C-Cold! (music ends)
 * Barney: I love this place.
 * BJ: Me too.
 * Baby Bop: You know, silly sounds are silly.
 * Barney: (music starts for Silly Sounds) You were right, Baby Bop. Sounds are silly. Oh, silly sounds get sillier when you hear them once again and maybe you're hearing an echo or maybe it's only a friend. Me oh my!
 * BJ: Me oh my!
 * Barney: Diddle daddle doo!
 * Baby Bop: Diddle daddle do!
 * Barney: Tick a tock a tick tock!
 * Chip: Tick a tock a tick tock!
 * Barney: Coo coo coo!
 * Shawn: Coo coo coo!
 * Barney, BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Me oh my, diddle daddle doo, tick a tock a tick tock, coo coo coo Oh, Silly sounds get sillier when you hear them once again and maybe you're hearing an echo or maybe it's only a friend. Pickle pie! (Pickle pie!) Cock-a-doodle-doo! (Cock-a-doodle-doo!) Tick a tock a tick tock! (Tick a tock a tick tock!) Coo coo coo! (Coo coo coo!) Pickle pie, cock-a-doodle-doo, Tick a tock a tick tock, coo coo coo. Oh, silly sounds get sillier when you hear them once again and maybe you're hearing an echo or maybe it's only a friend Hippity high! (Hippity high!) Yodel lodel loo! (Yodel lodel loo!) Tick a tock a tick tock! (Tick a tock a tick tock!) Coo coo coo! (Coo coo coo!) Hippity high, Yodel lodel loo, Tick a tock a tick tock, coo coo coo (music ends)
 * (we fade to them at the ice skating pond)
 * Barney: We are on the frozen ice.
 * Baby Bop: It sure is, Barney. The frozen ice was very slippery.
 * BJ: And We have to go ice skating around it, But, we don't have any pair of ice skates.
 * Barney: Don't worry, we'll give you pairs of ice skates. (uses magic and ice skates are on Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, Shawn, Jason, Min, Tosha, Chip, Robert, Keesha and Hannah's feet)
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Kids: Wow!
 * Barney: And here we go!
 * (fade to them as they start ice skating around the pond as music starts for Skating, Skating)
 * Barney: Skating, skating, over the frosty ice. We're slipping around and having fun, it makes us feel so nice.
 * Kids: Barney, Barney, be careful you do not fall. Your legs are so short, your tail's so long. Oh, now we've seen it all.
 * Barney: Gliding, gliding, crusing right along. It's fun to skate and have such fun and even sing a song.
 * Kids: Barney, Barney, mow we've seen it all. Your legs are so short, your tail's so long. We've really had a ball. (music ends)
 * BJ: Barney, I love it when you skate.
 * Barney: Thanks. I tried, and tried. And I didn't fall down anymore.
 * Baby Bop: Yay!
 * Chip: Look at me, everyone! I'm skating too fast! (giggling)
 * Barney: Be careful, Chip! You'll hurt yourself!
 * Baby Bop: Uh-oh!
 * Shawn: Uh oh!
 * Hannah: Oh no!
 * BJ: Chip's gonna crash if he does that!
 * Shawn: (covers his eyes) I can't watch!
 * Barney: Chip! You're gonna fall and get hurt!
 * Baby Bop: Help!
 * BJ: It's okay, Sissy!
 * Chip: Aaaaaahhhh!!
 * (everyone (except Chip) gasps)
 * Chip: Whoa!
 * Barney: Watch out for that ice rink!
 * Chip: WHOA! (slips on the ice rink and falls down to the ground with a loud crash) Ow!
 * (Barney, BJ, Baby Bop and the kids on their skates rush over to check on Chip)
 * Chip: (laying on the ice rink)
 * Barney: Chip, are you alright?! (helps Chip up)
 * Chip: Yes, except my finger. It has a tiny cut. It is bleeding.
 * Barney: Oh. You need a bandage for that?
 * Chip: Sure!
 * (Barney uses magic and a bandage appears)
 * Barney: (puts the bandage on Chip's hurt finger) There. All better.
 * Chip: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * Chip: I'm glad you have this. My finger feels better now.