Barney Says Segment (A Fountain of Fun, 2003, SuperMalechi's version)

Who Framed Kel Mitchell is a Custom Barney & The Wonder Pets Movie and a Custom Paramoumnt/Nickelodeon/Nick Jr film. It was first released in theaters in September 3, 1997. This film combines animation and live-action. This film does not have clips from previous episodes.

Plot
When Diesel 10 and his family and the other villians frame Kel Mitchell for the loss of Barney's parents, Barney, the Wonder Pets and their friends must know the truth that Diesel 10 and his family and the other villians did it.

Cast

 * Barney (David Joyner, voiced by Bob West)
 * Baby Bop (Jeff Ayers, voiced by Julie Johnson)
 * BJ (Jeff Brooks, voiced by Patty Wirtz)
 * Riff (Adam Brown, voiced by Michaela Dietz)
 * Linny
 * Tuck
 * Ming Ming
 * Ollie
 * Little Cat
 * Little Swan
 * Little Dog
 * Maria the Siamese Cat (voiced by April Stewart)
 * Shawn
 * Min
 * Carlos
 * Keesha
 * Kenan Thompson
 * Kel Mitchell
 * Flik (Dave Foley) (cameo)
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)
 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin 1 (George Carlin)
 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin 2 (Michael Angelis)
 * Thomas the Tank Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * Edward the Blue Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * Henry the Green Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * Gordon (Ringo Starr)
 * James the Red Engine (Bill Fagerbakke)
 * Percy the Green Engine (Tom Kenny, who uses SpongeBob's 1999 voice)
 * Toby (Ringo Starr)
 * Duck the GWR Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * The Diesel 261 (Michael Angelis)
 * Old Stuck Up (Michael Angelis)
 * Diesel 10 the Evil Diesel (Neil Crone)
 * Diesel 10's Mom (Britt Allcroft)
 * Diesel 10's Dad (Michael Brandon)

Songs

 * 1) Let's Play Together
 * 2) Please and Thank You
 * 3) Jungle Adventure
 * 4) A Hunting We Will Go
 * 5) It's Good to Be Home
 * 6) I Love You

Opening

 * 1) The Rugrats Movies teaser trailer 1
 * 2) Good Burger VHS trailer
 * 3) Paramount Means Family Entertainment preview
 * 4) A Rugrats Vacation VHS trailer
 * 5) Nicktoons on Video promo
 * 6) Paramount Feature Presentation logo
 * 7) Paramount FBI Warning Screen
 * 8) This film has been modified... screen
 * 9) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * 10) Nickelodeon Movies logo (balloon variant)
 * 11) Start of Film

Closing

 * 1) End Credits
 * 2) Little Airplane Productions logo
 * 3) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002, still version)

Opening

 * 1) Dark Blue FBI Warning Screen
 * 2) Dark Blue Interpol Warning Screen
 * 3) Please Stay Tuned Following This Presentation for Previews of Other Barney Home Videos screen (1995-1999)
 * 4) Lyrick Studios logo (1997-1998)
 * 5) Barney Home Video logo (1995-present)
 * 6) This film has been modified... screen
 * 7) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * 8) Nickelodeon Movies logo (balloon variant)
 * 9) Start of Film

Closing

 * 1) End Credits
 * 2) Little Airplane Productions logo
 * 3) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002, still version)
 * 4) Barney's Fishy Friends trailer
 * 5) Happy Holidays Love, Barney trailer
 * 6) Grounding Marsh trailer
 * 7) Lyrick Studios logo (1997-1998)

Opening

 * 1) 1999 Anchor Bay FBI Warning Screen
 * 2) Anchor Bay Entertainment logo (1999-2004)
 * 3) This film has been modified... screen
 * 4) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * 5) Nickelodeon Movies logo (balloon variant)
 * 6) Start of Film

Closing

 * 1) End Credits
 * 2) Little Airplane Productions logo
 * 3) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002, still version)
 * 4) Anchor Bay Entertainment logo (1998-1999)

Opening

 * 1) 1997 Green FBI Warning Screens
 * 2) 1991-2001 Walt Disney Home Video logo
 * 3) Stay Tuned After The Feature (Who Framed Kel Mitchell? style)
 * 4) Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo
 * 5) Green Format Screen
 * 6) THX logo
 * 7) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * 8) Nickelodeon Movies logo (balloon variant)
 * 9) Start of Film

Closing

 * 1) End Credits
 * 2) Little Airplane Productions logo
 * 3) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002, still version)
 * 4) The Making of Who Framed Kel Mitchell?

BJ's Wet Sandy Accident Transcript from Mr. Tenagain in Winksterland, as a special feature on the 1998 DVD

 * BJ: I better find something intresting to-!
 * (BJ slips on a skateboard, skates away on the sand too fast, and screams)
 * BJ:
 * Barney: BJ, Lookout! There's a sticky sand pile far from you!
 * BJ:
 * Mr. Tenagain: BJ, you might get hurt!
 * BJ: No no no no no no! Help! I am going to crash!
 * Shawn:
 * Tosha:
 * Min:
 * Riff:
 * Baby Bop:
 * Mr. Tenagain:
 * Barney:
 * (BJ slips on a happy cuddly teddy bear as he screams)
 * BJ:
 * (BJ, as the happy cuddly teddy bear lands into the ground)
 * Mr. Tenagain:
 * Barney:
 * crying
 * BJ: (groaning and crying) Ohh, aye-yi-yie!
 * Barney: BJ, What happened?!
 * BJ:
 * Mr. Tenagain:
 * BJ:
 * Barney:
 * Barney, Baby Bop, Riff, Mr. Tenagain, & Kids: One, two, three! (they all help BJ up)
 * BJ:
 * Mr. Tenagain:
 * Barney:
 * BJ:
 * Barney:
 * (music starts for Bubble, Bubble Bath)
 * All: First you take the faucet and you turn it, you turn it First you take the faucet and you turn it, you turn it For your bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Next you mix the bubbles with the water, the water Next you mix the bubbles with the water, the water For your bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Then you take your body and you wash it, you wash it Then you take your body and you wash it, you wash it For your bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Out of the tub and wrapped up in a towel, a towel Out of the tub and wrapped up in a towel, a towel For your bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles) Bubble, bubble bath (With bubbles)
 * (music ends, and
 * BJ:
 * Barney:

Script

 * (the opening credits start)
 * PARAMOUNT PICTURES and NICKELODEON MOVIES Present
 * A LYRICK STUDIOS, LITTLE AIRPLANE PRODUCTION, TOLLIN/ROBIN PRODUCTIONS & BASS ENTERTAINMENT film
 * Barney's WHO FRAMED KEL MITCHELL
 * (we see the title saying "Something Nice" as Kenan is brushing his teeth, for a minute. After that, he goes down stairs. Next, he puts on his sunglasses on. Then, he goes to get his bike from the front yard. Then, he begins to ride the bike to the park, which the scene of this lasts for a minute)
 * Kenan: (singing) Going to the park, going to the park, it's so much fun! It's got lots of things to see. Going to the park, going to the park, it's so much fun! It's got lots of things to see. Going to the park, going to the park, it's so much fun! It's got lots of things to see. Going to the park, going to the park, it's so much fun! It's got lots of things to see. (soon arrives there) (spoken) Here it is. (puts his bike on the side of the grass, then spots Kel, who has got something) Hi Kel.
 * Kel: Hi Kenan. I got something nice.
 * (the sound of crowd laughing is heard)
 * Kenan: What is it?
 * Kel: It's a krabby bus. (as he doesn't know that he is messing up so many lines, as he pulls a red bus)
 * (the sound of crowd laughing is heard)
 * Kenan: Wow, a red bus! I've seen one before. Be careful, something dangerous can cause trouble to you.
 * Kel: Can do, Kenan! (goes out to fish some fishes out. As he is getting ready, he accidentally notices that a dog has set a trap, causing him to fly around the park) Whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (crashes into the pond) Oh, I am okay, friend. (the rope pulls him off and he accidentally smashes into a fence) WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thank goodness, I am still okay, chubby. (the rope pulls him through the fence) WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (crashes into a tree) Ouch! I am okay, guy!
 * Director: Cut!!
 * Kenan: What is going on, director?
 * Director: Kel has messed up his lines for the first time!
 * Kel: No! Come on! I can explain! I didn't mean to mess up my lines!
 * Director: Who gives that?! Now, you are suspended for 2 weeks!
 * Kel: No! I can take it! Please, lemme do it one more time!
 * Director: No way!
 * Kel: But I promised I will behave!
 * Director: I said, no!
 * (Barney enters the studio)
 * Barney: Hi there, Anton Cropper!
 * Anton Cropper: Hi Barney.
 * Barney: I can see that Kel is kicked out of the studio for 2 weeks. I hope he'll learn his lesson. (sees viewer(s)) Oh, hi there, everybody! I am so happy to see you again. I am visiting the Studio Manager. (to Anton Cropper again) And so, I like to visit you in here.
 * Anton Cropper: Good. And my people are helping to film an episode of Kenan and Kel, but Kel got kicked out for 2 week, just like you told me.
 * Barney: Oh, my people never did like this. And we are friends forever.
 * Anton Cropper: Sometimes, it happens to people in this studio.
 * Barney: Well, I gotta go see the Wonder Pets and my friends. I'll see ya sometime next week. Bye! (goes to see his friends, including the Wonder Pets)
 * (cut to Barney walking into his house, where he meets Baby Bop, BJ, the Wonder Pets and the kids)
 * Barney: I am back everybody, from my short visit from the studio manager.
 * BJ: Yeah, it was really short!
 * Barney: It was.
 * Linny: Kel is a good friend of mine.
 * Barney: Oh, he is just upset because he is kicked out for 2 weeks.
 * Shawn: I feel sorry for him.
 * Tuck: Me too.
 * Ming Ming: Poor guy.
 * Baby Bop: I like to be together with you, Barney.
 * Barney: I do too Baby Bop.
 * (music starts for "Let's Play Together")
 * Barney: I love to play with you. Run and jump all day. Everything we do is fun when I'm with you!
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you. I'm glad your here today. Now we can pretend, or we can play our favorite game with all our special friends.
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you.
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: Have fun the whole day through!
 * (fades to them inside the house, at the window, waiting for the rain to stop)
 * Barney: When it's a rainy day, we can be inside, and play. As long as I'm with you, we'll have lots to do!
 * (rain stops, and they go back outside)
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: Have fun the whole day through!
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you!
 * (music ends)
 * BJ: Alright, playing is fun!
 * Barney: BJ's right. Playing is also special.
 * BJ: You're right about this.
 * Carlos: And to add to that, Kel is friends with us.
 * Barney: Yes, he is.
 * Linny: I got an idea. I can go to the studio to visit Anton Cropper.
 * Riff: Good idea. Off you go!
 * Linny: See ya later! (leaves. Cut to her arriving at the studio) Hi Anton Cropper!
 * Anton Cropper: Hi Linny!
 * Linny: I came here to visit you after Barney.
 * Anton Cropper: That's so nice. (pets Linny)
 * Linny: Thanks. And I've heard that Kel got kicked out for messing his lines.
 * Anton Cropper: I agree. So, you're a Kenan and Kel fan like Barney!
 * Linny: Yep! And I like to save animals with the Wonder Pets.
 * Anton Cropper: I can see that. Let's check out the set for the show "Kenan and Kel" we've been filming on.
 * (the two go to the set. They are at the Kenan and Kel house set. This is the house set. It has lots of things you can do.
 * Linny: Yep. I like this set. It was so much good.
 * Anton Cropper: Agree! Let's go to the park set. (the two arrive at the park set) This is the park set. It has rivers and grasses on it.
 * Linny: Oooooh, this is a good set. Kenan and Kel like to go in there.
 * Anton Cropper: They do. The water is used when the trap pulls Kel into it.
 * Linny: I hope he comes back after two weeks.
 * Anton Cropper: Me too.
 * Linny: So, do you like parks? Like me?
 * Anton Cropper: Yes.
 * Linny: Good.
 * Anton Cropper: Let's go to the set where they see cars.
 * Linny: Good idea! Let's go?!
 * (they arrive at the set from the first episode of Kenan and Kel, where Kenan wants to buy a car)
 * Anton Cropper: This is the set where cars are. This is where Kenan wants to buy a car, but his parents will not let him.
 * Linny: I remember that.
 * Anton Cropper: Me too.
 * Linny: So, this is a good tour of the Kenan and Kel set.
 * Anton Cropper: And to add to that, this set of cars is used in the pilot episode of the show.
 * Linny: Thanks for showing me the sight of the Kenan and Kel set.
 * Anton Cropper: You're welcome!
 * Linny: I gotta go meet one of my friends, Maria the Siamese Cat. See ya!
 * Anton Cropper: Farewell Linny!
 * (Linny leaves. On the way to Maria, she meets Pierce Brosnan)
 * Linny: Hi Pierce Brosnan!
 * Pierce Brosnan: Hi Linny! Good to see ya again!
 * Linny: Yeah, and I am going to meet Maria the Siamese Cat.
 * Pierce Brosnan: I see.
 * Linny: Have you audutioned for a film?
 * Pierce Brosnan: Yes. Like ones for the James Bond films.
 * Linny: I've never seen James Bond films before. So neither my friends.
 * Pierce Brosnan: And, I am a friend of you and your friends, as well as Barney and his friends.
 * Linny: Do you like celery, just like us?
 * Pierce Brosnan: Yeah Linny, and it was one of the most vegetables ever!
 * Linny: Before I was going to meet Maria the Siamese Cat, Anton Cropper showed me the site of the Kenan and Kel sets.
 * Pierce Brosnan: Oh, I've never seen this show before.
 * Linny: I've watched this show before, so did my friends, including Barney and his friends.
 * Pierce Brosnan: Thanks for visiting me for a while, Linny.
 * Linny: You're welcome, Pierce Brosnan. I gotta visit Maria the Siamese Cat. See ya!
 * Pierce Brosnan: Bye Linny!
 * (Linny walks on the way to Maria the Siamese Cat. When she gets there, she spots Maria laying down)
 * Linny: Hi Maria. (Maria sees Linny)
 * Maria: Hi Linny, how's it going?
 * Linny: Great. I've visited Anton Cropper and Pierce Brosnan, two famous guys for films and shows.
 * Maria: Oh, that's great, and I love to see them.
 * Linny: And Kenan and Kel are famous too. How about we go to get some celery for you?
 * Maria: Good idea! Let's go find some!
 * Linny: Yes! Let's go!
 * (the two pets head to find some celery. They are seen walking along the sidewalk to the garden)
 * Linny: This is so lovely for a perfect day, even fruits and vegetables grow too.
 * Maria: I agree.
 * (the two keep on walking to the garden for about 35 seconds, till they get there)
 * Linny: Look! Celery! Soooo delicious! Let's get some!
 * Maria: Good idea!
 * (the two grab six packs of celery and pay for them for 53 seconds. Then they walk on the way back to Maria's home. When they get there, they put the bags down)
 * Linny: Let's eat one of the celery for each of us!
 * Maria: Good thinking!
 * (the two eat one for each. After 30 seconds, cut to them being done)
 * Linny: All finished! Now, time for me to go back to Barney and his friends. Bye Maria! (leaves)
 * Maria: Bye Linny!
 * (Linny is walking all the way back to Barney and his friends, when she hears a voice)
 * Kel's Voice: My old friend, River Phoenix, died of heart attack!
 * Linny: It must be Kel! Let's go see what's wrong!
 * (cut to Kel, feeling ashamed of River Phoenix's death)
 * Kel: He was my old friend! He passed away because of his heart attack! Oh, poor guy!
 * Linny: (spots Barney) Barney, something's wrong with Kel!
 * Barney: Well, River Phoenix died of his heart attack!
 * Linny: Oh my! I've heard of his death in Late 1993!
 * Barney: I will find a way to make Kel better. (pours a glass of ice water and gives it to Kel) Here you go!
 * Kel: (takes a sip of the ice water. Then suddenly, grows happy again) Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: (giggles) You're welcome. Say, Linny, are you going back to the classroom?
 * Linny: Yeah. You will come too!
 * Barney: Good idea!
 * (the two pals walk back to the school classroom. Cut to Thomas and his Friends at Tidmouth Sheds)
 * Thomas: Edward, my branch line is important, as so is yours!
 * Edward: Yes, Thomas.
 * Duck: We love to run our Branch Lines.
 * Percy: Sorry to say this, but I am scared of Diesel 10!
 * Thomas: We never liked that diesel.
 * Oliver: So, why was he mean to us?
 * Edward: Don't worry about him. He is not a good guy.
 * Duck: I agree with Edward. So, I gotta go shunt freight cars with Toby. Goodbye! (puffs off)
 * Donald & Douglas: Diesel 10 is not nice like us. We are so useful, but he calls us bad names. Ya guys agree?
 * Everyone else: Yes.
 * (at the news)
 * News Reporter: Welcome to the news! I am the news reporter! Diesel 10 and his family and friends had framed Kel Mitchell for the demise of Barney's parents. So, Barney and his friends, you must go stop those diesels and villians at once!
 * Ming Ming: This is sewious!
 * Tuck: We have to help him!
 * BJ: Aye-yi-yie!
 * Barney: Don't worry, everybody! We'll help him!
 * Linny: Yeah! And we have to get rid of Diesel 10 and his gang at once!
 * Little Cat: Why is this so serious?!
 * Riff: Because we have to save Kel from the villians!
 * Min: I agree.
 * Keesha: Me too!
 * Tuck: We gotta leave to save Kel from those villians!
 * Ollie: And to beat those villians and send them out!
 * Little Swan: And we have to be heroes!
 * Little Dog: And we have to be rescuers!
 * Barney: Then let's go!
 * Shawn: Not yet! To say the magic words "Please and Thank You".
 * Barney: Oh, you're right! (music starts for Please and Thank You) There are lots of things we can do to be nice. Sometimes they're hard to remember. But there are two little things you should never forget from January through December.
 * BJ: He's talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words.
 * Riff: If you want nice things to happen.
 * Linny: They're the words that should be heard.
 * All: Remember please and thank you, 'Cause they're the magic words. Use 'em in the morning, at noon, and night. 'Cause it's a great way to be polite. Please and thank you, they're the magic words. We're talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words. If you want nice things to happen, they're the words that should be heard. Remember please and thank you, 'cause they're the magic words. Use 'em in the morning,at noon, and night, 'cause it's a great way to be polite. Please and thank you, they're the magic words
 * Carlos: We're talkin about please and thank you. They're called the magic words
 * Ming Ming: If you want nice things to happen
 * Baby Bop: They're the words that should be heard. Remember please and thank you.
 * Keesha: Cause they're the magic words
 * All: Use 'em in the morning at noon and night. Cause it's a great way to be polite. Please and thank you they're the magic words. (music ends)
 * Linny: Barney, can we leave the house?
 * Barney: Sure! Then, let's go!
 * (all leave the classroom)
 * (cut to Diesel 10 and his family and friends (but Hopper and his gang are seen in a future scene). Diesel 10 is using Pinchy (which is holding a pen) to write a note about the demise of Barney's parents)
 * Diesel 10: And, the devourer who did this was Kel Mitchell! All done, mom!
 * Diesel 10's Mom: (sees this) Good for you, Diesel 10!
 * Diesel 10: You're welcome! Did you agree with me?
 * Diesel 10's Mom: Yep!
 * Everyone else: Yep!
 * The Diesel 261: We have to dissolve Kel with the melting acid!
 * Diesel 10: Yeah, that we brought! Kel is the one who shot Barney's parents a few months ago.
 * Diesel 10's Dad: Yep, son!
 * Diesel 10: It's not about steam engines! It's about dissolving Kel in acid! That's why we're going to dissolve him in acid! Does everyone else wanna stay?!
 * Everyone else: We have to be leaded by you!
 * Diesel 10: Let's ride! While we're finding Kel, some of you has to split up and look for him!
 * (Diesel 10 and his friends and family begin to flee out of the smelters yard to find Kel)
 * (cut to Barney, the Wonder Pets and their friends at a jungle)
 * Linny: Are we at a jungle?
 * Barney: Yep, Linny. We have to look for Kel!
 * (music starts for Jungle Adventure)
 * All: We're going on a jungle adventure to see what we can see.
 * Carlos: There's a lion and a tiger and a great big monkey, swinging on the branch of a tree.
 * Linny: It looks like a chimpanzee.
 * All: Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. We're going on a jungle adventure to see what we can see.
 * BJ: There's a great big elephant, taking a bath getting clean as he can be. I hope he doesn't step on me!
 * All: Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. Oh, here in the in the jungle you can hear the lions roar. Rhinoceros and tigers and so much more. Hear the snakes hissing in the grass below: Ssss-see the silly monkeys putting on a show. The jungle is the place to go. The jungle is the place to go! (music ends)
 * BJ: Haha. I love jungles.
 * Tuck: Me too!
 * Linny: Well, what are ya waiting for? Let's continue our adventure!
 * Barney: Then, let's come on!
 * (all continue to look for Kel. Cut to Kel being threatened by Scar from The Lion King)
 * Scar: Finally, I will get you, brat!
 * Kel: What a great idea! You'll have excellent practice before I take care of Kenan.
 * Scar: You look down on me my entire life, haven't you? That's right. You destroyed Barney's parents!
 * Kel: You are the one who did it, aren't you, Scar?! You destroyed them!
 * Scar: You'll pay for that!! (he runs up to Kel, is about to beat him up, but Kenan runs off, with Scar chasing him, roaring. This goes on for 1 minute)
 * Kel: You can't hurt me now! (gets in his bike and begins riding on it)
 * (Scar is still chasing Kel)
 * Barney: Hold right there, Scar! You were trying to hurt Kel!
 * Scar: That is right!
 * Barney: I am going to take you to a cannon!
 * Linny: Let's get him, Barney!
 * Barney: Let's do it!
 * (everyone grabs Scar and takes him to the cannon)
 * Barney: 1, 2, 3, Shoot! (the cannon shoots Scar right through the air and he lands in the acid)
 * Scar: (emerges from the acid) Hey, what is this?! (feels something burning) AAAAAAAHHH! ACID!!!! (begins to melt and sink in the acid) I'm melting, melting! Help! Somebody save me! (sinks completely in the acid. Green smoke is everywhere on the acid)
 * BJ: We've got that lion and he's nothing now!
 * Barney: I agree. Let's go find the other villians!
 * Diesel 10: (as he arrives to see Kel riding his bike) Gotcha Kel! (grabs Kel with his claw and laughs evily) Time for your demise now! You have to go in the acid and dissolve there)
 * Kel: (pulls out sissors and is about to cut one of the pipes connected to Diesel 10's claw. He finally does it) Too late now!
 * (the claw springs open and has flung Kel far away into a pile of hay)
 * Kel: I am okay! (gets up and hides in a empty barn)
 * (cut to Diesel 10 recovering the incident, and goes looking for Kel)
 * Diesel 10: I'll still go hunt that guy down!
 * (cut to Barney and his friends at a world of bugs)
 * Linny: Look! We're at the world of bugs! Where we can see bugs, which are the same size as us.
 * Barney: Yep! And we can see lots of bugs in there.
 * Flik: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: Hi Flik and his friends!
 * Flik: It's good to see you again!
 * Linny: It was, Flik.
 * Flik: We like to work on our island.
 * Barney: That's right, Flik.
 * BJ: Yeah, and I love those ant friends in this world.
 * Barney: I do too.
 * Flik: I gotta go back to work! See ya!
 * Barney: Bye Flik! (Flik leaves to go back to work) We gotta find something intresting. Let's go!
 * Linny: Good idea!
 * Little Cat: We cats don't eat insects!
 * Barney: I know, and insects are friends of the Wonder Pets.
 * Linny: That's us.
 * Ollie: I've got an idea! Why don't we go to see a bird, who's friendly.
 * Barney: (giggles) Good idea, Ollie!
 * Shawn: Yeah! We gotta see one!
 * Carlos: Sure thing!
 * Min: I would like to see one!
 * Keesha: Me too!
 * BJ: Yeah! Birds are cute!
 * Barney: Then, let's go!
 * Riff: Great idea!
 * (all run to find a bird)
 * (cut to a giant bird, who is bigger than Barney and his friends)
 * Barney: Look at this bird! It is so friendly.
 * Ollie: I gotta ride on this one! (climbs on the bird. The bird begins to fly with Ollie on it's back) Wheee!
 * All (except Ollie): OLLIE!!
 * Barney: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR SOMETHING EVEN TERRIBLE!
 * Ollie: This is like a airplane, that even fits for a fast bird!
 * Barney: For a fast bird would get you hurt!
 * Linny: And you'll get injured!
 * Ollie: I'll show you that I will not get injured, guys!
 * (the bird flies up the sky, as Ollie is clinging for his life)
 * Ollie: Whhoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (the bird's fast speed causes Ollie to fall out the sky, screaming)
 * Riff: I'll catch you Ollie! (catches Ollie on his arms) There you go!
 * Tuck: Ollie, are ya okay?
 * Ollie: Yes.
 * Little Swan: This would've caused you to get hurt.
 * Ollie: I know.
 * Little Cat: Birds may not be dizzy for cats like me!
 * Linny: You were wrong, Little Cat. They can be dizzy for you!
 * Little Cat: Oh, whatever!
 * Barney: We still have to find Kel! C'mon!
 * (cut to Hopper as he is holding a firestick)
 * Hopper: That Kel Mitchell has to be burned to his demise for once and for all!
 * Linny's Voice: He must not!
 * Hopper: (gasps)
 * Tuck: You were one of Diesel 10's friends that wanted to get rid of Kel!
 * Barney: You were rude!
 * BJ: And you were a bully to the ants!
 * Hopper: Oh noooo!
 * Linny: Get that grasshopper!
 * Hopper: (screams) Aaaaahhh!! (He begins to run, but the Wonder Pets grab him and dip him in a pack of cheese dip a few times, covering him in cheese dip) Noooooo! Stop! (the Wonder Pets sparkle pepper on top of the cheese-covered Hopper)
 * Linny: See? This is what you get when you attempt to hurt a human, understand?
 * Hopper: Please! I'm sorry!
 * BJ: Look, your mom's here to see what happened!
 * Hopper's Mom: Hopper! How dare you attempt to hurt a human! You are grounded for 4 weeks! Let's get you washed! And no games for 4 weeks! (carries Hopper to his hideout for a shower)
 * Barney: Looks like this grasshopper's turned to the world's crybaby ever! Let's go find Bowser! C'mon!
 * (all exclaim and run to find Bowser)
 * (cut to Bowser approaching Kel, who is looking for a plate to throw at Diesel 10)
 * Bowser: Here Kel is! I have to stomp him!
 * Kel: Yeow! (begins to run off, as Bowser is chasing after him)
 * Bowser: Get over here, so. I will squish you all flat!
 * Kel: You better not!
 * (Kel continues to run for a minute. Then Barney and his friends are on a airplane. BJ jumps down to the ground and grabs Bowser's tail and spins him around and around till he tosses Bowser into a pool of acid. Bowser emerges, panting for a second)
 * Bowser: Hey! What's this?! (screaming in pain as he feels his skin burning to the acid) AAAAACIIIIID!!!! (begins to melt and sink) SOMEBODY HELP! I'M MELTING!! MEEELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!! OH, WHAT HAS BJ DONE TO ME!!!! (sinks completely. Green smoke is everywhere)
 * Barney: Look! He's melted into nothing! He's gone now!
 * All: Yay!!
 * Linny: The next villian we have to find is Eric!
 * Barney: Then, let's go!
 * (all go to find Eric)
 * (cut to Eric with a package of matches. He pulls one out)
 * Eric: Kel must be destroyed at once for all with those matches, they'll burn him away!
 * BJ's voice: He must NOT!
 * Eric: AAAAAAARGH! (falls down on his side)
 * BJ: Matches?! (pulls one match out of Eric's shirt pocket) You shouldn't be playing with matches!
 * Barney: That's right!
 * Eric: (whimpers) Oh oh oh!
 * Linny: You are so uncool!
 * BJ: Time for you to be stopped! (Roars like a dragon at Eric)
 * Eric: (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WHOA! (Falls into a puddle of water. Ollie scares Eric with his toy dinosaur by roaring at him) Whaaaaa! (Barney scares Eric by roaring like a tiger) Whaaaaaaaaa! (Riff roars at Eric like a lion) GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (runs screaming back to the house) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
 * Barney: Yes! We did it! We did it! Yes!
 * BJ: All right!
 * Linny: Way a go Barney!
 * Barney: Thank you Linny!
 * (Eric runs into the dining room. Diesel and Kimberly are mad at him)
 * Eric: (panting) Mom! Dad! Dinosaurs are scaring me!
 * Diesel: (400 loud voice) What are ya talking about?! Eric, I believe you played with matches!
 * Kimberly: (400 loud voice) That's it! You are grounded for the next 2 months! Go upstairs to your room now!
 * Eric (runs to his room, feeling ashamed) It was not fair. (sighs)
 * (the others except Barney and BJ comes into Eric's room)
 * Linny: Look at Eric, one of the haters of us!
 * Keesha: What did he do?
 * Eric: I was pulling out matches outta my pocket.
 * Little Cat: Eric, how dare you! Diesel told me that you're grounded for 2 months!
 * Linny: He's such a bad boy!
 * Baby Bop: I agree!
 * Eric: (screams) AAAH! Another dinosaur!
 * (he runs away and hides under the bed, with the others chasing him)
 * Barney: (outside) Eric is always a bad boy and very naughty! (giggles)
 * Eric: (looks out the window of Diesel and Kimberly's room screaming) BARNEY! I'M SORRY-AH AH! I WILL NOT HURT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN! (continues screaming) AAAAAHHH! AAAAAH! AAAAH! (leaves out the window)
 * Barney: Serves him right for being mean to us! Now the the world's person-destroyer is turned to the world's crybaby!
 * BJ: That's right! Pulling out matches out of your pocket is not a fun thing to do!
 * Eric: (looking out the window of Diesel and Kimberly's room again, still panicking) AND BJ! AAAAAAAHHH! I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO HURT YOUR SISTER!
 * BJ: Sorrys won't work!
 * Eric: (still screaming, leaves the window again and spots his older brother Oliver) The dinosaurs, the dinosaurs are freaking me out! (spots Oliver's dinosaur doll named Steve, nervous chuckle) N-n-nice dinosaur doll....(the nervous chuckle turns into screaming) AAAAAHHH! (Oliver shows him the Steve doll and he runs out of Diesel and Kimberly's room, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!
 * Oliver: What's the matter, Eric? Steve wants to play with you!
 * Eric: (sobbing) Get that Dino thing away from me! (puts himself in bed. The shot of Eric putting himself in bed is not shown in the Nickelodeon and PBS airings, but it was only shown in the original version)
 * Barney: What a loser. We should go and defeat the rest of Diesel 10's team. (They leave and the others join them)
 * Eric: I guess I am grounded for 2 months. Oh well. I believe Barney and his friends are trying to hurt me. (goes to sleep, embarrassed)
 * (cut to the Sodor engines at the sheds)
 * Gordon: Diesel 10 and his family are trying to get rid of Kel.
 * Henry: I agree.
 * Percy: I hope they are stopped.
 * Donald: Barney and the others can stop them.
 * Douglas: I agree with ya.
 * Toby: Poor Kel, Barney and his friends have to help him.
 * Edward: Don't worry, Toby. They will stop those diesels.
 * Thomas: Yep! They will.
 * Duck: I agree.
 * Gordon: If you excuse me, I am to gonna collect my express coaches. (puffs off to collect his coaches, but sees that the turntable is switched to the wrong place, and falls on the well) Oh, the indignity!
 * Thomas: Sorry Gordon. I have to collect the crane to put you back onto the rails.
 * (he puffs to collect the Breakdown train to lift Gordon back on the rails)
 * (Cut to Barney and his friends walking)
 * Little Swam: Where we going, Barney.
 * Barney: To find Kel Mitchell. He's being kidnapped by Diesel 10 and his team! The next villian we have to stop is Donkey Kong!
 * All (except Barney): Donkey Kong?!
 * Barney: Don't worry! We'll save Kel.
 * Linny: Let's find Donkey Kong!
 * (music starts for A Hunting We Will Go)
 * All: (singing) A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, we're going to save Kel Mitchell, a hunting we will go! A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, we're going to save Kel Mitchell, a hunting we will go! A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, we're going to save Kel Mitchell, a hunting we will go! A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, we're going to save Kel Mitchell, a hunting we will go! A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, we're going to save Kel Mitchell, a hunting we will go! (music ends)
 * (they see Donkey Kong)
 * Barney: There he is! Attack him!
 * All: Yeah! (they begin to attack Donkey Kong, and carry him into a cannon)
 * Donkey Kong: Nooooo!! (screams as he is put in the cannon)
 * Barney: Happy landings, Donkey Kong!
 * Linny: Shoot! (The cannon ball shoots Donkey Kong through the air. Donkey Kong lands in a pool of acid. He emerges from it)
 * Donkey Kong: What is this?! (Feels something burning) ACID!!! (screams as he begins to melt and sink) Aaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ohhhh noooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm meeeeeeltiiiiing! (sinks completely)
 * All: Yes! He's gone!
 * Barney: Let's go find Diesel 10 and his family!
 * Linny: Good idea!
 * (all run to find Diesel 10 and his gang)
 * (cut back to the engines as Gordon is lifted back onto the tracks)
 * Gordon: Thank you, Thomas. I am sorry. I didn't know the turntable is on the wrong place.
 * Thomas: That's okay, Gordon.
 * Duck: By the way, we have to look for Barney and his friends to take them to Diesel 10 and his family.
 * (Thomas and Duck go to look for Barney and his friends. First Thomas goes on the turntable and then Duck goes right behind him. The two engines begin to look for Barney and his friends)
 * Thomas: I love to be really useful.
 * Duck: So do I! I prove that Great Western is better than the wrong way!
 * Thomas: I know. Because of us being useful, we pull trains a lot.
 * Duck: Look! It's Barney, the Wonder Pets, and their friends! We've found them.
 * Barney: Hi Thomas! Hi Duck!
 * Thomas: Hi there!
 * BJ: Kel is in trouble! We gotta save him from Diesel 10 and his friends!
 * Duck: We have to come too!
 * Barney: Sure!
 * Linny: we have to make sure Kel is okay!
 * Carlos: Yes. And we will be strong!
 * Baby Bop: Goodie! I love to help!
 * Riff: And we are friends forever.
 * Thomas: C'mon!
 * Duck: We gotta find Diesel 10 and his family!
 * (Barney and the kids climb on Thomas' cab, while BJ, Baby Bop, Riff and the Wonder Pets climb on Duck's cab)
 * Thomas: Let's go find those diesels!
 * Duck: Good aye!
 * (everyone travels to find Diesel 10 and his family)
 * (cut to Diesel 10 and the other diesels. The Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up are with a train of freight cars filled with coal)
 * Old Stuck Up: You know, when we are young, we use to play hide and seek, Bowler.
 * The Diesel 261: Yeah, but not anymore when we are older now.
 * (Diesel 10 is seen with freight cars of coal)
 * Diesel 10: Stop fooling around you two!
 * Mosquito: (makes dog-like sounds)
 * Diesel 10: And I don't like when you two do that!
 * Diesel 10's Mom's Voice: Diesel 10!!
 * Diesel 10: Yes, mom?
 * (Judy and Hugh are with a train of stone)
 * Diesel 10's Mom: Are you having fun here?
 * Diesel 10: Yes. And Old Stuck Up and Bowler are fooling around.
 * Diesel 10's Mom: I know that.
 * Diesel 10: We still have to dissolve Kel into acid. (Evil laughter, as he snaps his claw)
 * Thomas: Not today, Diesel 10!
 * Diesel 10: Huh?
 * Thomas: Too late Diesel 10!
 * Linny: Let's push them off the tracks!
 * (the two engines buffer to the back of Mosquito)
 * Thomas: Mosquito is to be pushed off first!
 * Barney: One, two, three, go!
 * (the heroes shunt Mosquito over the edge of the mountain. Mosquito falls all the way down the mountain and hits the bottom hard. The crash is similar to part of one when the freight car lands on the ground after Gordon hits it in "Bye George")
 * Linny: Next, Old Stuck Up and The Diesel 261!
 * (We see Splatter and Dodge pulling their freight cars. Linny switches The Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up to another siding, which causes the freight cars to push the two diesels down the line)
 * The Diesel 261: What the?!
 * Old Stuck Up: Oh no!!
 * Freight Cars: On! On! On! Faster! Faster! Faster!
 * The Diesel 261: We can't stop!
 * (up ahead the gates are closed, as Bertie roaring across the line, The Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up can't stop. They smash through the gates)
 * The Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up: AAAAAAHH!
 * (more still, they are on the tracks. Up ahead, is a set of buffers)
 * Old Stuck Up: BOWLER, LOOK OUT!!!
 * (they hit the buffers hard and slide down the mountain slope towards an rocky ledge. The Diesel 261, Old Stuck Up and the freight cars fall off it and all the way down the mountain, with the Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up screaming. They hit the ravine with a ear-splitting crash. Smoke bellows from the crash)
 * Thomas: I saw the Diesel 261 and Old Stuck Up falling to their dooms! I'm glad we stopped them.
 * Duck: And now, Diesel 10's parents!
 * (Diesel 10's parents are carrying their train of stone to the docks. Ollie switches Diesel 10's parents onto a other siding. Up ahead is a hole. The two diesels fall off the rails and into the hole, along with the freight cars. Smoke comes out of the hole, and a loud crash is heard (recycled from Couldon Pettit's "Starscream Misbehaves in GameStop", but it was shortened))
 * Diesel 10: (screaming, as, while he is pulling his train, he is about to see what has happened to his parents) MOM, DAD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (realizes that he is switched to an dangerous line, and he is on oily rails, and the freight cars surge forward)
 * Freight Cars: On, on, on, on!
 * Diesel 10: Oh, grabber and snatch, I can't stop! Help! (sees a pair of derailed freight cars) Oh no! (smashes into the derailed cars and flies off the tracks. The freight cars, however, stay on the tracks. Diesel 10 continues to roll on the ground) Oh no! I'm off the line!
 * Duck: Look at Diesel 10! He's off the rails!
 * Linny: He's about to fall off a cliff!
 * Barney: You were right! (giggles)
 * Thomas: He's losing now!
 * Diesel 10: Help! I'm doomed! (sees a rocky ledge) Oh no!!!
 * (he tumbles off the rocky ledge and falls all the way down the 110-feet high mountain, which his fall lasts for 20 seconds)
 * Diesel 10: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (hits the rocky ground below with an ear-splitting crash. The sound of pieces and bits flying follows, and the noise faded to silence)
 * All: Yea!!!!
 * Thomas: We stopped Diesel 10 and his gang!!!
 * Kel: (arrives) I'm free! Hi Barney! And your friends!
 * Barney: Hi Kel! I am so glad you're free!
 * Linny: Me too.
 * BJ: Yeah, we saved you!
 * Linny: And the villians are gone! So you're safe now!
 * Kel: Thanks.
 * Barney: And, Thomas and Duck, you two are really useful engines!
 * Thomas and Duck: Thanks Barney!
 * Riff: I am glad Diesel 10 and his gang are gone.
 * Thomas: We gotta go to Sir Topham Hatt. C'mon guys!
 * (Barney, the Wonder Pets, and their friends hop on Thomas and Duck. They puff along to Sir Topham Hatt at the yards, as the scene lasts for 23 seconds!
 * (Sir Topham Hatt is there)
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, all of you, you've saved Kel from Diesel 10 and his gang.
 * Thomas: Thank you sir!
 * Duck: We couldn't have done without you!
 * Barney: Yeah, this is a good adventure for us.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Good for you. Thomas and Duck, as your reward, you can have a fresh coat of paint for each of you.
 * Thomas & Duck: Thank you sir!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Also, for Diesel 10 and his gang, they were scrapped.
 * Kel: Thanks for saving me Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. We gotta get back home. C'mon, everybody! Bye Thomas, Duck and Sir Topham Hatt!
 * Thomas, Duck and Sir Topham Hatt: Bye Barney & his friends!
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends prepare for the RV)
 * Barney: Oh, I see you have the balloons, Kel.
 * Kel: Thanks. They have to be put on the RV.
 * Linny: Barney, we had some much fun saving Kel, right?
 * Barney: Right.
 * Ollie: You got the drinks, Tuck?
 * Tuck: I got them ready. They are in the cooler.
 * Riff: I put the wings on the side of the RV.
 * Barney: Great!
 * BJ: And because this is the best day of our lives!
 * Barney: That is right, and we're going back to school to see our all-stars. Right, guys?
 * All: (except Barney) Right.
 * Carlos: Don't forget the toys and everything.
 * Barney: Okay, got them.
 * Shawn: Here are the food in the RV.
 * Barney: Mmm, yummy!
 * Baby Bop: I've got my blankey.
 * Barney: Oh, you do?! That's great!
 * Linny: You forgot one last balloon, Barney!
 * Barney: Okay. Here you go. (gives the balloon to Linny)
 * Linny: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. And, one, two, three, let's fly! (the RV flies all the back home, which scene lasted for 45 seconds. After they return, the all stars are here)
 * All-Stars: Welcome home!
 * Barney, the Wonder Pets & Their Friends: Hi All-Stars!
 * Mr. Conductor (RS): Hi Barney. I am glad you and your friends return to the playground.
 * (music starts for "It's Good to Be Home")
 * Barney: The magical things. The sights that we've seen. The adventures so far away.
 * All: But it's good to be home with the friends that I know. It's the place that I want to stay. It's good to be home. I'm never alone. When I've got my own good friends beside me. Whenever your here, to hug and be near, you are so special to me.
 * Barney: You are so special to me.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: Say, Mr. Conductor, the all-stars are joining us in the celebration since we stopped Diesel 10 and his gang.
 * Mr. Conductor (RS): Yep. I brought my cousins,
 * Mr. Conductors (GC & MA): Hi everyone!
 * Linny: Hi. Kel is rescued.
 * Kenan: Hi Kel! I am so worried about you!
 * Kel: Hi Kenan! I am so happy to see you!
 * Kenan: I hadn't seen you for a couple hours!
 * Kel: I know, but Barney and his friends rescued me!
 * Little Cat: Thanks for taking us to save Kel, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. (music starts for "I Love You") Well, I am not surprised, after all, every adventure can be special, when you share it with all of you.
 * All: Awwww!
 * Barney: I love you, you love me. We are a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
 * All: I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?
 * (music ends)
 * Ollie: Now that we saved the day, let's throw confetti!
 * Linny: Good idea!
 * Barney: Are ya ready, everybody?
 * All (except Barney): Yes!
 * Barney: Ready, one, two, three!
 * All: (start throwing confetti) Yay!!!
 * Barney: Thanks for coming to see us! And remember, I love you! (blows a kiss goodbye, and then he continues throwing confetti as the movie ends)

Barney's School and Playground Friends Transcript (used as a Special Feature on the 1998 DVD)

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 * Derek: I knew that, Barney.
 * Tina:
 * Barney:                          So, What are you doing?
 * Amy:
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