The SuperMalechi Movie

The Wiki is a 2003 American independent romantic drama film starring a guy I met down the street, who also wrote, directed, and produced the feature.

Plot
Malechinny is a not so successful banker who lives in a  house with his fiancee, Mr. Tenagain. They share an intense relationship characterized by constant, disgusting lovemaking. Despite this, Tenagain has inexplicably become dissatisfied with his life, and one afternoon confides to his best friend Mr. Snowman and his father Binky the Clown that he finds Malechinny boring. Mr. Tenagain visits The Winkster so they can have a talk, but The Winkster reveals Malechinny is his best friend and decides to leave. But Tenagain stops him and they have a pointless scene. Malechinny decides to buy some flowers for his love, and the cash register says, "You're my favorite customer." BJ visits Mr. Tenagain and asks if he could hug Tenagain. Then Malechinny came in and gave Tengain the red roses he bought. However, Mr. Tenagain is dissapointed because Malechinny didn't get his promotion. So Tenagain gets them a drink and have another pointless scene. Binky comes in to give Tenagain more advice when he reveals he has sausage fever. So there's more pointless scenes! Tenagain reveals Malechinny got drunk and hit him. Then Tenagain's friends sneak into his apartment building and, you're not gonna believe this, HAVE A POINTLESS SCENE! A few seconds later Tenagain invites Winkster again and blahblahblah the end. Oh, and Malechinny killed himself.

Cast

 * That one guy who says "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART TENAGAIN!"
 * Mr. Tenagain
 * Binky the Clown
 * El Winkster
 * BJ

Trivia

 * This movie doesn't feature Barney.