The People in your neighborhood sketch from Shalom Barney: Israel


 * Jeremy: Ok, so this is the city of Mod'im, where Judah Macabee was born. Part of it was perserved like a living museum to look almost exactly like it looked when Judah lived here.
 * Barney: So, this is Judah Macabee's neighborhood?
 * Jeremy: Uh huh!
 * Barney: I wonder what kind of people he used to meet and what it was like back then?
 * (Barney does magic, which Jeremy doesn't notice)
 * Jeremy: How did that happen?
 * Barney: It's the magic of Israel! I guess? (Laughs)
 * Jeremy: Oh. Who are the people in your neighborhood?
 * Both: In your neighborhood. In your neighborhood. Oh. Who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you meet each day!
 * Jeremy: Hey Avi, what are you doing?
 * Avi: I'm the miller. I grind wheat into flour. The wheat goes in here, then when this tong turns, the wheat gets damp into flour.
 * Jeremy: Not bad, you make pretty good dough on this job?!
 * (Barney pats his head and looks like that was a good joke which it was)
 * Avi: So the miller puts the wheat in here. Then turns his tong to flour appears. The flour that comes out gets baked. Into Pita bread or even cake.
 * (During this Barney is moving to the music while Jeremy is looking at him very skeptical like)
 * Kids: For a Miller is a person in your neighborhood. In your neighborhood. In your neighborhood. A miller is a person in your neighborhood. A person you see every day.
 * Barney: Hey, this is a piece of cake!
 * Jeremy: Thanks Avi, see you later!
 * (They wave goodbye as they fade into a cave)
 * Barney: Who's in there?
 * Jeremy: That's our blacksmith, Judah. Hey Judah, umm, do you know how to make a horse run away?
 * Judah: No.
 * Jeremy: You just say horseshoe!
 * Barney: Very funny!
 * Jeremy: I thought so!\
 * Judah: With my armor and my forge I find. It's really hard but i don't mind. There's finding that you can hear now. means i'm fixing up a blade for a plow.
 * Barney: Hey, what's going on over there?
 * Jeremy: Hanna and Leia are pressing olives to make olive oil.
 * Barney: Well then, i guess the oil will be hot off the presses. Hey!
 * Girls: We crush the olives in the press, till oil drips out and makes a mess, we use the oil to cook for Judah, he really likes to eat fried food-a.
 * Jeremy: Nice rhyme girls
 * (Barney pats him on the back while he uses magic to come back to the living museum)
 * Jeremy: Where'd everybody go Barney?
 * Barney: They must have had pressing buisness!
 * Jeremy: Oh goodness Barney! Well I guess it's back to the future!
 * Both: And those were the people in your neighborghood. In your neighborhood. In your neighborhood. Yes they were the people in your neighborhood!
 * Jeremy: The people that you meet!
 * Barney: When you're walking down the street!
 * Both: There the people that you meet each day!
 * (They both high five and hug as Kippi and the rest of the group jogs by them)
 * Jeremy: Hey, I didn't know people jogged 2,000 years ago Barney!
 * Barney: They didn't. Hey Kippi wait for us!
 * Kippi: Hurry you guys!
 * Jeremy: Come on Barney! (Laughs)