Dying for Pie (Thevideotour1's version)

Dying for Pie is a custom Barney & the Backyard Gang video released on May 1, 1990.

Plot
Dylan accidentally lets Harlow eat an explosive pie.

Cast

 * Barney (Voice: Bob West / Body: David Joyner)
 * Baby Bop (Voice: Julie Johnson / Body: Jeff Ayers)
 * BJ (Voice: Patty Wirtz / Body: Jeff Brooks)
 * Queen of Hearts (Carol Farabee)
 * Mr. Boyd (Robert Sweatman)
 * Miss Etta Kette (Brice Armstrong)
 * Scooter McNutty (Todd Duffy)
 * Mr. Pat the Pie Chef (Billy Zane)
 * Carlos (Corey Lopez)
 * Jeff (Austin Ball)
 * Jill (Lana Whittington)
 * Vivian (Sarah Heinke)
 * Arthur Read (Michael Yarmush)
 * Buster Baxter (Daniel Brochu)
 * Francine Frensky (Jodie Reshter)
 * Muffy Crosswire (Melissa Altro)
 * The Brain (Luke Reid)
 * Sue Ellen Armstrong (Patricia Rodriguez)
 * David Read (Mark Metcalf)
 * Jane Read (Julie Hagerty)
 * Ed Crosswire (Bill Farmer)
 * Bailey (Thomas Hayden Church)
 * Mr. Ratburn (Ben Stiller)
 * Mr. Haney (Stuart Pankin)

Songs

 * 1) Arthur Theme Song
 * 2) It's A Great Day
 * 3) Me and My Teddy
 * 4) Please and Thank You
 * 5) The Friendship Song
 * 6) Mister Sun
 * 7) Bubble Bath Shower
 * 8) Give a Little Whistle
 * 9) The Life of a Friend (Tune: Let's Play Together)
 * 10) I Love You

Quote 1:

 * Barney: (after the song It's a Great Day) Boy! I like to play on a nice, sunny day!
 * Vivian: So do we, Barney.
 * Barney: Hey, guess what?!
 * Kids: What?
 * Barney: Well, there's going to be a pie at the Lakewood Elementary School and we're going to have it.

Quote 2:

 * BJ: Muffy, in honor of Lakewood Elementary, I present to you a gift. (holds up a sweater) Ta-da!
 * Muffy: "I heart you".
 * Carlos: Try it on, Muffy! It's got you written all over it!! (laughing)
 * (Muffy has a hard time putting the sweater over her head)
 * BJ: I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head, so I used a watermelon for size.
 * (Muffy gets the sweater over her head)
 * BJ: Do you love it?!
 * Muffy: (starts scratching the sweater) It's kinda itchy. What's it made out of?
 * BJ: Eyelashes!
 * Muffy: (throws the sweater at BJ, causing him to look nervous) Now may I resume to my minimum-wage duties?
 * Carlos: After you present your Lakewood Elementary gift.
 * Muffy: I shall buy the little twerp a gum ball.
 * Carlos: Muffy. You know the rules. You hafta make the gift.
 * Muffy: The only thing I'm making is for the exit.
 * BJ: (holds up a new sweater) Is this any better, Muffy? I made this one with papers! (giggles)
 * Carlos: I knew you'd come around, girl. Make something nice.
 * Muffy: Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?
 * BJ: Or, Mac and cheese?!
 * Muffy: Not really.
 * BJ: Or a teddy bear?!
 * Muffy: Yes! A teddy bear!
 * BJ: I'm going to go and tell Barney about the gift!
 * Muffy: Yeah, yeah. Go for it.
 * (music starts for Me and My Teddy)

Quote 3:

 * Mr. Pat: Come and get it!
 * Arthur: (comes up to Mr. Pat) Hi, Mr. Pat. Those homemade pies sure looks good!!
 * Mr. Pat: Oh, there are not homemade. They were made in a factory -- a bomb factory. They're bombs. The Winkster made the secret recipe, you know that?
 * Arthur: Oh, well, that's too bad. I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one. (holds up money)
 * Mr. Pat: Wait a second! I was just kidding about all that bomb stuff. That'll be 25 dollars, please.
 * Arthur: So what kind of flavors do you have here?
 * Mr. Pat: Well, I have blueberry and strawberry, raspberry and pear, peach and prune, and plum over there. Some of there are hot and some of there are cold. I even have it some that are 5 days old.
 * Arthur: Oh, I see. Well, if it'll get Carlos off my back. I'll buy a raspberry pie please.
 * Mr. Pat: Okay.
 * (Arthur gives the money to Mr. Pat)
 * Mr. Pat: Enjoy your pie, Arthur!
 * Arthur: Thank you.
 * Mr. Pat: You're welcome.
 * Barney: So what do you think about BJ's gift? You think he'll love it?!
 * Muffy: I guess so but because he bought it with his own money, it's for everyone to share!
 * Barney: (giggles) Right.
 * BJ: Say, Muffy, I see a pie on the table of Arthur's classroom.
 * Muffy: A pie?!! Where!?
 * BJ: Here in Mr. Ratburn's room! Arthur just bought it. I'll be back!

Quote 4:

 * Arthur: Okay, here it is, Carlos, fresh from the oven. I'll be returning to my life now.
 * Carlos: Not yet. I got to make sure you did it right. (he is about to put a piece of pie into his mouth) Wait a second. This would go great with some milk! (walks towards the milk, trips over a book, and screaming) AHHHH!!
 * (piece of pie falls into the milk)
 * (loud explosion)
 * Carlos and Muffy: (both scream as they fly out of the school) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Barney and BJ: (hear the explosion) AAAAAAAHHH!
 * Barney: Let's see what has happened!
 * Carlos: So, you tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?
 * Muffy: But Carlos, I had no idea! I can explain!!!
 * BJ: Guys, you okay? What-
 * Barney: Look, there's the pie!
 * BJ: Another raspberry pie! It's from Muffy! To: BJ, Barney and Baby Bop, as I call her Sissy!
 * Barney: Say, we'd better share later.
 * BJ: And I better put it on my backpack.
 * Muffy: And that's what happened!
 * Carlos: 25 dollars? A bomb?
 * Carlos and Muffy: (loudly) In the Lakewood Elementary School?! (both run back into the school, but the pie is not there)
 * Carlos: That's where you left it.
 * Muffy: It's not there.
 * Carlos: Where you think the pie is, Muffy?
 * Muffy: We're trying to look for it. (opens her locker and takes out her backpack) Ohh!! Where's the pie?!? (throws the stuff from her backpack at Vivian)
 * Vivian: Hey, watch it!!!
 * Muffy: Sorry.
 * Carlos: I wonder where the pie should be? (looks inside the cabinet of Arthur's classroom) Nope. (looks inside the desk) Nope. (looks on top of the shelves) This isn't it. Mr. Ratburn, have you seen the pie? It's in the classroom.
 * Mr. Ratburn: No.
 * Muffy: BJ ate it! NOOOOO!!
 * BJ: So Barney, this pie is on my backpack.
 * Barney: Great, BJ!
 * BJ: Say guys! My pie is on my backpack!
 * Carlos: So the pie must be in here somewhere.
 * BJ: Hey, guys! (blows a kiss) Thanks for the pie, Muffy! (singing a tune, skips out)
 * Carlos: You had to kill him. The boy makes a sweater with paper and you kill him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
 * Muffy: Kill him!?
 * (scene segueing into Muffy's imagining dream where BJ takes a slice of pie to Jeff)
 * BJ: Here you go, Jeff.
 * Jeff: Thanks.
 * (BJ explodes into dust from eating the explosive pie, dust flies everywhere)
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: Eww!
 * Jill: What happened?!
 * Brain: I think BJ exploded into dust from eating the explosive pie.
 * Barney: Oh, my! What a mess!
 * (the dream seugeing back into the normal scene)
 * Muffy: No!! What we got...?! We gotta tell Barney!!!
 * Carlos: Won't do any good, I've seen this before. When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom!
 * Muffy: You've seen this before?
 * Carlos: Eleven times as a matter of fact.
 * (cut to Barney, BJ and Arthur at the hallway)
 * BJ: Arthur we better eat the pie later.
 * Arthur: Right.
 * Barney: I agree with Arthur. What kind is that?
 * BJ: It's raspberry flavor.
 * Barney: Yeah, and it's tastes so good.
 * Arthur: Are you sure?
 * Barney: Yes.
 * BJ: Don't worry. We'll just hafta share the pie.
 * (all chuckling)
 * BJ: Well, better clean my desk.
 * (back to Carlos and Muffy)
 * Carlos: What are we going to do? What are we going to do? What are we going to do?!
 * Muffy: I don't know.
 * Carlos: I know. We should probably investigate.
 * Muffy: Great idea, Carlos.

Quote 5:

 * Muffy: You ate the pie, you idiot!
 * BJ: I didn't eat it! I just putted it in my backpack!!
 * Muffy: I don't care! You took it!
 * Arthur: Muffy's right! BJ, you think that pie is a bomb!?!?!
 * BJ: Why!!?? I'm gonna have the pie! I can eat it all!
 * Arthur: So?! I don't think it's all yours!
 * BJ: I don't wanna share!!
 * Carlos: No way! You're supposed to share it, not to have it all yours!
 * BJ: Well, okay. (he takes out a bombless raspberry pie from the front of the backpack) I've put this before I got the second from Muffy, which was in the back pocket. We better share.
 * Muffy: Okay.
 * (BJ is about to eat the whole pie)
 * All (except BJ): Are you sure??
 * Muffy: Do you think you're going to eat the whole pie all by yourself?
 * BJ: No. Why?
 * Arthur: Because the pie is bombless.
 * BJ: Did the Winkster made it?
 * Carlos: No, Mr. Pat did. We wanna have some of your pie.
 * BJ: You want some of my pie!?! The one that was bombless and was made by Mr. Pat?
 * All: (except BJ) Yes.
 * BJ: But it's mine, all mine.
 * All: (except BJ) Aw.
 * Barney: BJ, don't be selfish to your friends.
 * BJ: Well, okay.
 * Muffy: Barney, why is it not okay to be selfish to your friends?
 * Barney: Because if you can't share, you will be selfish.
 * BJ: Barney, what am I supposed to do?
 * Barney: Well, you should say the magic words.
 * BJ: Like what?
 * Barney: Like "please" and "thank you". Those are the magic words.
 * BJ: They are!?
 * Barney: Sure! I'll tell you all about it.
 * (music starts for Please and Thank You)

Quote 6:

 * (later Barney, Arthur, Mr. Ratburn, and their friends shared the whole pie)
 * Muffy: We shared the whole pie!
 * BJ: Thanks and the first pie is delicious.
 * Barney: What about the other one! It was a bomb! And the one you ate is bombless.
 * BJ: Muffy and I better share it later. C'mon, Muffy.
 * Sue Ellen: Boy. Muffy and BJ are good friends. Besides, it's friendship.
 * Barney: That's right.
 * Mr. Ratburn: Arthur, this is the best bombless raspberry pie I ever had!
 * Barney: Yeah, Arthur. Do you like it?
 * Arthur: I do, Barney.
 * Barney: That's great.

Quote 7:

 * BJ: I've got my friendship list ready.
 * Muffy: Hi, Bailey.
 * Bailey: Hello, Miss Muffy.
 * Muffy: Bailey, this is BJ. Say "hi" to Bailey, BJ.
 * BJ: Hi, Bailey.
 * Bailey: Hi, BJ. What you got in your hand?
 * BJ: It's a friendship list.
 * Bailey: Oh, really?!!
 * BJ: Muffy and I are gonna do it at school tomorrow.

Quote 8:

 * Muffy: So what's next on our list?
 * BJ: Well, I'm gonna show my best friend Muffy to everybody in town wearing a princess dress.
 * Muffy: Me!?! You think I'm gonna wear a princess dress!?
 * BJ: (chuckles) You got it, Muffy.
 * (fades to Muffy in a princess dress)
 * Barney: Hey, everyone!! Look at Muffy!!!
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends laugh at Muffy wearing a princess dress)

Quote 9:

 * Muffy: Now whatever we gonna do that's on our list, huh, BJ?
 * BJ: Well, I'm gonna take a look at your larynx?
 * Muffy: My what?!?
 * BJ: You larynx. What's that mean?
 * Muffy: I don't know.
 * BJ: I know. A larynx is a voice box. It has vocals chords so that we can talk.
 * Muffy: Oh, I see. Well, we can't see our larynx. They are in our throat. You just need a stethoscope and a computer to take a look at my larynx.
 * BJ: Well, all right.

Quote 10:

 * BJ: Hey Muffy, check this out!
 * (Muffy gets up and grumbles)
 * BJ: Muffy. We already played babble like an idiot.
 * Muffy: Why are you still here?!
 * BJ: Well, since we finished everything the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book of ideas. (holds up a book that says "Friends 4 Ever") We should be able to finish by January.
 * Muffy: FORGET THE BOOK!!! (throws book outside) I spent the entire day with you, doing all kinds of terrible things, because you were supposed to explode!
 * BJ: Me?!!
 * Muffy: Of course! I want you to explode!
 * BJ: You want to explode?
 * Muffy: Yes!
 * BJ: Yeah. (yells) SISSY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR CHOCOLATE BUNNY, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT! (chuckles) Now you try!
 * Muffy: YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE YOU REBEL!
 * BJ: Good one.
 * Muffy: Did you eat the pie?!
 * BJ: Nope.
 * Muffy: Where is it?
 * BJ: It was in my backpack! (gets the explosive pie) I was saving it in my backpack for us to share! Let's eat! (trips over a rock) Oops.
 * (pie/bomb hits Muffy in the face and it goes off, and an explosion sends BJ flying through the air)
 * BJ: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 * (he lands on Arthur's house)
 * Barney: (sees this) My goodness!!
 * BJ: Ouch!
 * Arthur: What happened here?!
 * BJ: I got blown away by a pie!
 * Barney: What happened?!
 * BJ: I hit Muffy with an explosive pie.
 * (David and Jane open the door of Arthur's house)
 * David: Arthur, I got you some new clothes to...! (gasps as BJ is on the floor)
 * BJ: Mr. Read, I was sent out in here by the explosion!
 * Jane: Arthur! What on Earth happened here?!
 * Arthur: Someone must been on the floor.
 * David: Who?!?!?!
 * Arthur: BJ. He got exploded by a pie and landed on my house.
 * BJ: Help!
 * Vivian: Poor BJ. He's too afraid to be exploded by a pie.
 * Barney: Try to not worry, Vivian. He'll get up on the floor.
 * (BJ gets up by himself)
 * Barney: Are you all right, BJ?!
 * BJ: I'm fine.
 * Muffy: (opens the door of Arthur's house) Hey, guys.
 * (Barney, Arthur, and his friends gasps as they see Muffy covered with dust)
 * Jeff: What happened?!
 * Muffy: I've got dust all over me!! Now my clothes are dirty.
 * Jill: But what about your dress, Muffy?
 * Muffy: It's dirty.
 * Baby Bop: It's dirty too?! (crying, bursts into tears)
 * BJ: (consoling Baby Bop) Sissy, shush!
 * Barney: Oh, BJ!! You and Muffy will go to her mansion and take a bubble bath shower.
 * BJ: Do you really think so?!?
 * Barney: I'm really sure of it!
 * BJ: Good.
 * Muffy: C'mon, BJ. We'd better head to my mansion and take a shower.
 * BJ: Okay.

Quote 11:

 * Muffy: (after the song Bubble Bath Shower) This is great!! A bubble bath shower for you and me!
 * BJ: Yeah!
 * Ed: (opens the door) Muffy, your clothes are ready.
 * Muffy: Daddy?! Is that you?
 * Ed: Yes.
 * Muffy: Hey, how'd you get my clothes clean??
 * Ed: Bailey just washed it in the washing machine and hung them on a clothesline to make them dry.
 * Barney: Muffy, he's right. So BJ, how's the bubble bath shower going?
 * BJ: It's great. Muffy and I had fun taking a bubble bath shower.