Who Framed Kel Mitchell (Thevideotour1's version)

Who Framed Kel Mitchell is a custom Nickelodeon film and a custom Barney and Arthur crossover movie released in theatres on September 3, 1996. This was silimar to the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? film. This film was released by Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, Jerry Bruckheimer Films, Scott Free Productions, Barney Home Video, and Lyrick Studios. The film combines live action and animation. This film uses the same musical arrangements from Season 1, Ray Fabi's musical arrangements and James Horner's musical arrangements.

Plot
When Kel Mitchell is framed for the demise of Barney's parents, Barney, Arthur and their friends must know the truth that that Diesel 10 and his friends did it.

Movie Plot
This movie starts with Kenan and Kel at their house. Their mom tells them to babysit their cat while she is away. Then she leaves.

Cast

 * Barney (David Joyner, voiced by Bob West)
 * Baby Bop (Jeff Ayers, voiced by Julie Johnson)
 * BJ (Jeff Brooks, voiced by Patty Wirtz)
 * Queen of Hearts (Carol Farabee)
 * Miss Etta Kette (Brice Armstrong)
 * Scooter McNutty (Todd Duffy)
 * Stella the Storyteller (Phyllis Cicero)
 * The Winkster (Davd Voss / Ashley Wood)
 * Professor Tinkerputt (Barry Pearl)
 * Cherie (Melissa Altro)
 * Shawn (John David Bennett, II)
 * Aaron (Justin Berfield)
 * Derek (Rickey Carter)
 * Tosha (Hope Cervantes)
 * Geoff (Michael Copon)
 * Herbert (Leonardo DiCaprio)
 * Chip (Lucien Douglas)
 * Jules (Eric Jacobson)
 * Kathy (Lauren King)
 * Helmut (Kevin Kleinberg)
 * Carlos (Corey Lopez)
 * Min (Pia Manalo)
 * Shirlee (Amy Manson)
 * Loki (Mark Rendall)
 * Arthur Read (Michael Yarmush)
 * D.W. Read (Michael Caloz)
 * Buster Baxter (Daniel Brochu)
 * Binky Barnes (Bruce Dinsmore)
 * Francine Frensky (Jodie Reshter)
 * Muffy Crosswire (Melissa Altro)
 * The Brain (Luke Reid)
 * Prunella Deegan (Tamar Kozlov)
 * Sue Ellen Armstrong (Patricia Rodriguez)
 * Fern Walters (Holly G. Frankel)
 * Maria (Alison Hildeth)
 * Kenan Thompson
 * Kel Mitchell
 * Roger Rabbit (Charles Fleischer)
 * Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner (speaking voice), Amy Irving (singing voice))
 * Jim Lehrer
 * Rick Astley
 * Alvin Seville (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.)
 * Simon Seville (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.)
 * Theodire Seville (Janice Karman)
 * Dave Seville (Ross Bagdasarian, Jr.)
 * Brittany Miller (Janice Karman)
 * Jeanette Miller (Janice Karman)
 * Eleanor Miller (Janice Karman)
 * Miss Miller (Dody Goodman)
 * Kazuya Mishima (Billy West, because Adam Dudley is voicing Kazuya in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Heihachi Mishima (Bob Bergen, because John Paul Shepard is voicing Heihachi in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Jun Kazama (Carolyn Lawrence, because Edi Patterson is voicing Jun in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Lei Wulong (Jackie Chan, because Gray G. Haddock is voicing Lei in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Lee Chaolan (Bruce Dinsmore, because David Stokey is voicing Lee in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Marshall Law (Carlos Alazraqui, because Law doesn't have a speaking role in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Paul Phoenix (Bill Fagerbakke, because Paul doesn't have a speaking role in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Nina Williams (Tress MacNeille, because Ellie McBrice is voicing Nina in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Anna Wiliams (Bonnie Hunt, because Claire Hamilton is voicing Anna in Tekken: The Motion Picture)
 * Mr. Conductor (Ringo Starr)
 * Mr. Conductor's Cousin (George Carlin)
 * Thomas the Tank Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * Edward the Blue Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * Henry the Green Engine (Alec Baldwin)
 * Gordon (Ringo Starr)
 * James the Red Engine (Bill Fagerbakke)
 * Percy the Green Engine (Tom Kenny, who uses SpongeBob's 1999 voice)
 * Toby (Ringo Starr)
 * Duck the GWR Engine (Ringo Starr)
 * Splatter (Michael Angelis)
 * Dodge (Michael Angelis)
 * Lady (Britt Allcroft)
 * Diesel 10 the Evil Diesel (Neil Crone)
 * P.T. Boomer (Doug Lennox)
 * Burnett Stone (Peter Fonda)
 * Mickey Mouse (Wayne Allwine)
 * Minnie Mouse (Russi Taylor)
 * Donald Duck (Tony Anselmo)
 * Goofy (Bill Farmer)
 * Max Goof (Jason Marsden)
 * Roxanne (Melissa Altro, because Kellie Martin is voicing Roxanne in A Goofy Movie)
 * Chip 'n' Dale (Tress MacNeille and Corey Burton)
 * Huey, Dewey and Louie (Russi Taylor)
 * Winnie the Pooh (Jim Cummings)
 * Kermit the Frog (Steve Whitmire)
 * Rizzo the Rat (Steve Whitmire)
 * Animal (Frank Oz)
 * Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)
 * Miss Piggy (Frank Oz)
 * Sam the Eagle (Frank Oz)
 * Gonzo (Dave Goelz)
 * Bugs Bunny (Billy West)
 * Daffy Duck (Tom Kenny)
 * Sylvester (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Tweety Bird (Bob Bergen)
 * Porky Pig (Bob Bergen)
 * Garfield the Cat (Kevin Costner)
 * Eric (from GoAnimate) (voiced by his same text-to-speech voice of the same name)
 * Oliver (from GoAnimate) (Voiced by Eric)
 * Diesel (from GoAnimate) (voiced by his same text-to-speech voice of the same name)
 * Kimberly (from GoAnimate) (voiced by her same text-to-speech voice of the same name)
 * Rocko (Carlos Alazraqui)
 * Heffer Wolfe (Tom Kenny)
 * Filburt Shellbach (Mr. Lawrence)
 * Papa Smurf (Don Messick)
 * Smurfette (Lucile Bliss)
 * Hefty Smurf (Frank Welker)
 * Brainy Smurf (Arthur Holden)
 * Sheriff Woody (Tom Hanks)
 * Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen)
 * Tommy Pickles (E.G. Daily)
 * Chuckie Pickles (Christina Cavanaugh)
 * Phil and Lil Deville (Kath Soucie)
 * Angelica Pickles (Lucien Douglas, because Cheryl Chase is visiting her mom at the hospital for 1 week and is voicing Angelica in Rugrats and its spin-off, All Grown Up. When he voices Angelica, Lucien Douglas uses his Season 3-4 Chip voice)
 * Stu Pickles (Mark Metcalf, because Jack Riley is voicing Stu in Rugrats and its spin-off, All Grown Up)
 * Didi Pickles (Melanie Chartoff)
 * Alan Parrish (Robin Williams)
 * Sarah Whittle (Bonnie Hunt)
 * Judy Shepherd (Kirsten Dunst)
 * Peter Shepherd (Bradley Pierce)
 * Van Pelt (Jonathan Hyde)
 * Super Mario (Charles Martinet)
 * Yoshi (Patty Wirtz)
 * Bowser (Harvey Atkin)
 * Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwod)
 * Diddy Kong (Patty Wirtz)
 * The Klumps (Eddie Murphy)
 * Matilda Wormwood (Mara Wilson)
 * Harry Wormwood (Danny DeVito)
 * Zinnia Wormwood (Rhea Perlman)
 * Michael Wormwood (Brian Levinson)
 * Miss Honey (Embeth Davidtz)
 * Miss Trunchbull (Pam Ferris)
 * FBI Agent Bob (Paul Reubens)
 * FBI Agent Bill (Tracey Walters)
 * Snow White (Mary Kay Bergman)
 * Cinderella (Jennifer Hale)
 * Aurora (Erin Torpey)
 * Ariel (Jodi Benson)
 * Belle (Jennifer Sequin, because Paige O'Hara is voicing Belle in the 1991 Disney film, Beauty and the Beast)
 * Jasmine (Sonja Ball, because Linda Larkin is voicing Jasmine in the 1992 Disney film, Aladdin)
 * Pocahontas (Irene Bedard)

Songs

 * 1) Let's Play Together
 * 2) Just Imagine (sung by Barney, Arthur, and their friends)
 * 3) Please and Thank You (sung by Barney, Arthur, and their friends)
 * 4) Why Don't You Do Right? (sung by Jessica Rabbit)
 * 5) Never Gonna Give You Up (sung by Rick Astley)
 * 6) Friendship Song (
 * 7) Tinkerputt's Song
 * 8) It's Good to Be Home
 * 9) I Love You
 * 1) Tinkerputt's Song
 * 2) It's Good to Be Home
 * 3) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You
 * 1) It's Good to Be Home
 * 2) I Love You

Nickelodeon airing and Paramount/Nickelodeon DVD version:

 * The song "Please and Thank You" is not sung. It was after Shawn tells Harry the magic words.
 * Stella the Storyteller's parts are removed.
 * All the parts of Kel at Miss Trunchbull's house are edited out.
 * Barney. Arthur and their friends go into Bowser's castle try to find Kel Mitchell before Diesel 10 squishes him and and Bowser breathes fire on Kel.
 * Muffy tries to find Kel before Kel gets stolen by Donkey Kong.
 * The part where Kenan stops Francine has been deleted.
 * The shot of Eric putting himself in bed is not shown.

WDMC Rarity, PBS and Barney Home Video/Lyrick Studios DVD version:

 * The Jim Lehrer newshour part has been deleted.
 * Rick Astley's scenes are missing and Never Gone Give You Up has never sung.
 * A scene of Anna being angry at Kel and fighting him has been cut.
 * A scene where Heihachi breaks Kel's neck has been deleted.
 * A scene where Barney, Arthur, and their friends going to the cemetary to see River Phoenix's grave has been removed.
 * A scene of Cletus darting at dinner has been removed.
 * In the original version, Cletus farts at dinner many times. In the PBS and Barney Home Video/Lyrick Studios DVD version, Cletus farts at dinner once.
 * A scene of Kel being kidnapped by Anna Williams has been cut.
 * Van Pelt try to shoot Barney, Arthur, and their friends. They hide under the table.
 * Van Pelt shoots Dave Seville's car many times.
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends argue about finding Kel but Stella told them to be quiet.
 * BJ throws a rock at Splatter and Dodge's windows.
 * Kel gets stuck on a rope after he runs away from Diesel 10 and his other evil friends.
 * The shot of Eric putting himself in bed is not shown.

Quote 1:

 * Jim Lehrer: (on the news) Kel Mitchell is framed for the demise of Barney's parents. So Barney, Arthur, and his friends might tell the truth that Diesel 10 and his friends did it.
 * (the screen comes out of the TV and Harry Wormwood is watching the news)
 * Harry: Did you see that? That guy is talkin' about the demise of Barney's parents.
 * Zinnia: Harry, you know there is some kind of black guy who got framed for it.
 * Matilda: (sitting on the couch and looks at her dad) Hi, dad.
 * Harry: Young lady, what were you doing?
 * Matilda: I was reading a book all day long.
 * Harry: That is the biggest lie I ever heard. You think you're sitting there not doing anything?
 * (Matilda sitting on the couch not saying anything)
 * Harry: Hello?
 * Zinna: Harry, the newcaster is talking about the demise of Barney's parents.
 * Matilda: There's a con-artist in the news.
 * Harry: What?
 * Matilda: He's inside the TV right now.
 * Zinnia: He's not a con-artist. He's a newcaster.
 * Matilda: A con-artist!
 * Barney: (arrives) Who said that!?
 * Harry: It was Matilda! She started it!
 * (the rest of the gang arrive)
 * Arthur: What'd she say?
 * Barney: Matilda said that the newcaster is a con-artist.
 * Harry: That's right. She said it.
 * Zinnia: Harry, the newcaster is reporting about Kel being framed for the demise of Barney's parents.
 * Matilda: He's a con-artist.
 * Harry: He is not a con-artist!
 * Matilda: Are, too!!
 * Harry: He is not! I don't know if there's a con-artist inside the TV! Now go to bed, you lying little earwig!
 * Barney: Harry, we need to find Kel.
 * Harry: Okay.
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends leave the Wormwoods' hose without permission)
 * Harry: Ah-ah-ah! You can't leave my house yet. What's the magic word?
 * Shawn: The magic words are "please" and "thank you".
 * Harry: Right. Barney, why don't you sing a song about the words "please" and "thank you".
 * Barney: Sure. No problem.
 * (music starts)

Quote 2:

 * Anna: Finally, I will finish you off, you brat.
 * Kel: What a great idea! You'll have excellent practice before I take care of Kenan.
 * Anna: You look down on me my entire life, haven't you? That's right. Even since Nina and I were children, I was never quite able to measure up to her. My father always look better. From the beginning, he considered me an irritating bird, but he's not here to protect me anymore... so now Nina and I can settle once in for all which one of us is the better sister.
 * Kel: You are the one who did it, aren't you, Anna?! You killed your father!
 * Anna: You'll pay for that!! (she runs up to Kel, then she jumps up, and fights him) YAAA!!!
 * (Kel tries to punch Anna in the face, but Anna dodges a punch by sidestepping and kicks him with her right leg where her skirt portion of her red dress covers it because a slit running down from one side of her hip exposes her left leg)
 * (Anna then slaps Kel in the the face)
 * (Kel tries to uppercut Anna, but she dodges an uppercut by sidestepping, then she did a sidekick with her right leg)
 * (Kel tries to punch Anna again, but she dodges a punch by crouching, then she kicks him with a right leg from a crouch)
 * (Kel kicks Anna in the tummy with his right leg)
 * (Anna tries to fight Kel, then kicks him with her left leg, but Kel grabs Anna's left leg and twists it)
 * Anna: (shrieks while her left leg get twisted, her shriek is Charlotte's from A Rugrats Vacation) AAAH!!! (she pulls out a hammer out of her tights, then she throws it to Kel, making his right arm hurt a bit)
 * Kel: Oh, coward!!
 * Anna: That's funny to hear that come from you with all people. I almost forgot I wanted to tell you something before I finish you off. Jessica doesn't actually love you at all.
 * (P.T. Boomer is on top of Diesel 10 and they come to Anna. They are laughing evilly)
 * Kel: Uh-oh!
 * Anna: Ha! Is it really that shocking to you!? Now you know what it's like to feel the pain of betrayal.
 * (Diesel 10 and Boomer continue laughing evilly)
 * Boomer: Hello, sexy girl.
 * (Anna looks at Diesel 10 and P.T. Boomer and gasps)
 * Diesel 10: We've got a plan and you're not in it!
 * Anna: You can't beat me, men! (she kicks Diesel 10 with her right leg, grunting)
 * Boomer: Not good enough, Miss Williams!
 * Diesel 10: Now it's time for you punishment, sexy girl! (he grabs Anna with his claw) Say "hello" to Pinchy! (he and Boomer laugh evilly)
 * Anna: OOOH NOOOOO!!!!
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends rush up to Diesel 10 and Boomer)
 * Muffy: Diesel 10! Stop! Don't grab that woman with your claw! Hey, what're you doing?!
 * Diesel 10: I'm grabbing her with Pinchy! (laughing evilly)
 * Boomer: And we're punishing her! (laughing evilly) You'll never stop her now!
 * Chip: Oh, yes, we will!
 * Arthur: We gotta stop her!
 * Barney: Let's go!
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends jump on top of Diesel 10)
 * Diesel 10: (as Barney, Arthur and their friends being Anna down and they run off) Hey, where you going?! Come back here and fight!!
 * Min: No, we won't!
 * (Anna is being grabbed by Diesel 10's claw again)
 * Anna: (screaming, as if being Rosie's scream taken from "A Bugs Life") AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
 * (Diesel 10 and Boomer laughing evilly)
 * Diesel 10: Okay, sexy girl. We know about the buffers.
 * (the viaduct is rumbling and rocks are falling into the acid river)
 * Anna: My universe is starting to crumble.
 * Boomer: And we know about the magic railway.
 * Diesel 10: And when we find that engine, you and all those puffballs... will be history.
 * Boomer: Can you tell us where the buffers are... now!
 * (Anna pulls our a knife out of her tights. She starts giggling)
 * Boomer: You got 10 seconds!
 * (Anna gasps while her knife is on Diesel 10's claw)
 * Diesel 10 and Boomer, together: 10... 9...
 * (Anna is straining while getting her knife)
 * Diesel 10 and Boomer: 8... 7... 6... 5...
 * (Anna sighs while she has her knife)
 * Diesel 10 and Boomer: 4... 3...
 * (Anna cuts up Diesel 10's pipes with her knife)
 * Diesel 10 and Boomer: 2--!
 * (water is emerging frm Diesel 10's pipes)
 * Anna: Too late, Diesel!!
 * (Diesel 10 groans while throwing Anna with his claw)
 * Anna: (flying in the sky, screaming, as if were another Rosie's scream from "A Bug's Life) AAAAH!!! (she falls on top of Barney, Arthur, and their friends)
 * Arthur: Let us go! Let us go!
 * BJ: Anna, you're crushing us! Get off us right now! Get off!!
 * Anna: Oops! I'm sorry! (she gets off the rivals)
 * Loki: How could you?!!!
 * Anna: I didn't mean to do that.
 * Barney: I see. We are okay.
 * Francine: Where's Kel?
 * Anna: He got away.
 * Carlos: Then, we'd better go get him.
 * Kathy: Yeah. We gotta save him, otherwise, he'll be lost!
 * Anna: (sighs) Okay. Go get him.
 * James: (puffs in) Barney, Kel is kidnapped by the villians!
 * Barney: Who!?
 * James: The Mishimas!
 * Barney: Who are they?!
 * James: Kazuya and Heihachi!
 * Barney: Where?
 * James: In the Lakewood Elementary School! They're at the playground!
 * Barney: Well, then let's take a look. Come on, guys!
 * (the rest of the gang go to the Lakewood Elementary School with Barney)

Quote 3:

 * (at the playground, Kazuya and Heihachi are kidnapping Kel)
 * Kel: Help me!
 * Heihachi: You wanna die that badly?!
 * Kel: No, I don't wanna die!
 * Kazuya: It's time to die!
 * Kel: No!!
 * (Kazuya uppercuts Kel with his right fist)
 * Kel: Aah!
 * (Heihachi breaks Kel's neck)
 * Kel: Please, don't squeeze my neck! Ow!
 * (Heihachi stomps on Kel)
 * Kel: Don't kill me!
 * Kazuya: You will die!! (he headbutts Kel)
 * (Barney and the others rush up to Kazuya and Heihachi)
 * Carlos: Stop! Don't kidnap Kel! He's a teenager!
 * Geoff: Don't kill him!
 * BJ: Lave him alone!
 * Kel: Help me!
 * Baby Bop: Kel, please don't die!
 * Barney: Don't worry! We'll rescue him!
 * (Kazuya does a spinning kick on Kel with his right leg)
 * (Kel lies down and his head is against Kazuya. He then kicks Kazuya back)
 * (Kazuya and Heihachi take turns headbutting him, Barney and the others stop them)
 * Shawn: Got ya this time!
 * Kazuya: You fool! (he did a dragon uppercut on Shawn and he falls down)
 * Shawn: Ow! What was that for?!
 * Kazuya: I punched you in the air.
 * Shawn: Stop it! Stop!
 * Barney: (grabs Kazuya and Heihachi by their arms) Time for you to go away! (throw the two out of the castle and Kazuya and Heihachi land on the acid pond and die. No blood is shown, but their souls fly out. This is not graphic).
 * Kazuya: Darn it!!
 * (Kazuya and Heihachi is melting in the acid pond)
 * Kazuya: Huh?! What this?!
 * (Kazuya and Heihachi are screaming while sinking in the acid pond)
 * Heihachi: Help us!!
 * Kazuya and Heihachi, together: (scream some more) We're melting!! Melting!!! (Continue to scream while sinking into the acid pond)
 * (green smoke is everywhere this)
 * (cuts back to Barney, Arthur, and their friends)
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: Yay!
 * Arthur: We killed the Mishimas!
 * Barney: Yes! The Mishimas are gone!
 * Buster: Wait to go, Barney!
 * Francine: Yeah, Barney! You're the best dinosaur!
 * Lee: (offscreen) Stop there! We've got to have a talk!
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: Lee Chaolan!?
 * Lee: (onscreen) Yes, it's me -- Lee Chaolan!
 * Barney: We killed Kazuya and Heihachi! So we have to save Kel from the evil team!
 * Lee: Oh, really? So are you looking for Kel?
 * Carlos: Yes, Lee.
 * Lee: So I know he is being kidnapped by the villians.
 * Min: Right. Before we save him, the group and I are going to have dinner at the Klumps residence.

Quote 4:

 * Cletus: I was wonderin' 'bout Kel Mitchell. He's gon' blow the wankers off. (burps in front of the Klumps' dinner)
 * (Arthur laughing)
 * Barney: Ew! Cletus, don't burp in front of the dinner. That is so gross!
 * Cletus: Don't tell me to stop! You know that my breath smells like stinky smell.
 * Barney: I didn't say anything about this. I said that I want to find Kel Mitchell.
 * Cletus: You can kill the villians by doin' violence but Kel might gon' hafta have a clean, healty colon. (farts in front of the dinner)
 * (Arthur laughing again)
 * Barney: Cletus, you can't fart in front of the dinner, either, so stop it! It smells very bad!
 * Muffy: (covers her nose with her hand) Vomitrocious!

Quote 5:

 * (we see Anna kidnapping Kel at the streets)
 * Anna: Okay, Kel! Time for you to die!
 * Kel: You're gonna kidnap me!
 * Anna: Yes, I am!
 * Kel: No, you're not!
 * Anna: Yes, I am!
 * Kel: No, you're not!
 * Anna: Let's see if you can kill me.
 * Kel: Okay. (takes a big punch with his right fist at Anna)
 * Anna: Ouch! You want more?!
 * Kel: Yes!
 * Anna: You can't stop me! You're never gonna a smart teenager!
 * Kel: Take this, Anna! (he did an axe kick with his right leg at Anna as she flies in the air then she falls down)
 * Anna: (as her scream was Jessica's from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) Aah! (she kicks Kel back with her right leg and gets up, as if it's a move called Rising Ankle Kick)
 * Kel: Can I beat you up?!
 * Anna: You can try!
 * (Kel beats Anna up with his punches, making her very sore)
 * Anna: Not good enough, you brat! (she puts her arms in the air and crouches, then she pushes Kel with her hands, as if it's a move called Bloody Scissors. Then, she starts kicking him with her left and right legs)
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends rush up to Anna)
 * Arthur: Anna! Stop! Don't kidnap Kel Mitchell!
 * (Anna flips Kel in the air and throws him in the water, as if it's a move called Overhead Toss)
 * Muffy: Look!!
 * Tosha: Somebody help him!
 * Kel: Help me!!
 * Herbert: We gotta save him!
 * Barney: We gotta jump into the water, Tosha! Let's take him from her!
 * (everyone grabs Kel and pulls him away)
 * Anna: Huh?! Nooooooooooo!! (she jumps into the water and stop them)
 * (everybody is yelling)
 * Barney: Anna, don't stop us!!
 * Queen of Hearts: You're gonna cause us to drown!!
 * (everybody is fighting)
 * Everybody: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
 * Barney: C'mon! Let's run out of the water!
 * (everyone including Kel jump out the water and run away from Anna)
 * Nina: (offscreen) Stop!
 * Kel, Barney. Arthur, and their friends: (turn around) Nina Williams?!
 * Nina: What were you doing here?!!
 * Shawn: Your sister kidnapped Kel.
 * Nina: What?!
 * D.W.: She was killing him and throwing him in the water.
 * Arthur: And we tried to save him but your sister stopped us.
 * Brain: So we got Kel.
 * Nina: Okay. That is it. I'm going to put Kel into prison! C'mon, Kel!
 * (Nina takes Kel to prison)
 * Kel: I don't wanna go to prison!! Don't take me there! Don't take me there! Don't take me there!!! Put me down!! Lemme go! Lemme go!!!
 * Everybody: (yelling) Nooooooooooooooo!
 * Barney: She took away Kel!
 * Derek: We could catch her! C'mon! (His "C'mon" was Ham's first one from "The Sandlot", except it was pitched down to -5)
 * (everybody is shouting and following Nina)
 * Muffy: Hey, guys! Wait for me!
 * Barney: Muffy, watch out for that quicksand!
 * (Muffy falls into the quicksand, sinking into it)
 * Muffy: Quicksand! (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Help! Somebody help me!! HELP ME!!! HELP!!!
 * Barney: Muffy, what're you doing?!
 * Muffy: What does it look like I'm doing!!? I'm sinking!!! Can you get me outta here??!?!
 * Barney: Somebody help! I think a girl is sinking in the quicksand!
 * (the others come over to see Muffy sinking in the quicksand)
 * Francine: What is it, Barney?
 * Barney: Muffy is sinking into the quicksand so we gotta save her.
 * Min: What?!

Quote 6:

 * (while Barney, Arthur, and his friends are at Arthur's house, Van Pelt has a rifle and he shoots something in the house)
 * Barney: Quick, everybody! Hide under the table!
 * (Van Pelt try to shoot Barney, Arthur, and his friends, but they hide under the table)
 * Barney: Oh, my!!
 * Van Pelt: You miserable coward!! Come back and face me like a man!
 * BJ: No! We will NOT!
 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends run away from Van Pelt)
 * (Arthur throws a knife at Van Pelt, but he dodged it and try to shoot him)
 * Arthur: No you won't!! (leaves with the rest)
 * Van Pelt: Not good enough, lil' anteater. Coming, ready or not. (he recocks his rifle)
 * Barney, Arthur, and his friends: (running away from Van Pelt, screaming) Aaaah!!!
 * (Van Pelt shoots the tree)
 * Barney: Woah!
 * Shawn: We better hide in a safe place before that villain shoots us!
 * Barney: Yeah! Let's go!
 * (Van Pelt shoots Dave's car a few times)
 * Dave: My car! (jumps out) Hey!
 * Van Pelt: (continues chasing Barney, Arthur and their friends, but suddenly falls off a cliff, screaming) Aaaaaargh!! (splashes in the water)
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: YEA!
 * Barney: We knocked Van Pelt off the cliff!
 * Aaron: Wait to go, Barney!
 * Shirlee: Yeah, Barney. You're the best!
 * Dave: Hey! Come over here!
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: Coming! (they rush up to Dave)
 * Dave: What happened to my car?!
 * Muffy: Van Pelt shot it with a rifle.
 * Dave: That's it. I'm calling the boys! Boys! Get outta the car and talk to them.
 * (the Chipmunks rush up to Dave)
 * The Chipmunks: Coming, Dave!
 * Alvin: (grabs Arthur's shirt) You! Tell us what happened to our car!
 * Arthur: Van Pelt shot it with a rifle.
 * Alvin: (lets go of Arthur's shirt) How come Van Pelt shoot our car with a rifle!?
 * BJ: He is chasing us and threatened to shoot us.
 * Barney: That's why!
 * Alvin: Oh!
 * Simon: So you ran away from Van Pelt and knocked him off the cliff.
 * Muffy: He is in the water. Now he can't breathe.
 * Theodore: Well, he'll drown in the water.
 * Cherie: Why will he drown in the water!????
 * Theodore: Because he cannot swim in the water.
 * Binky: We know what it is, Theodore.
 * Loki: You know, Van Pelt has a rifle that hunts people.
 * Dave: All right. Just come to my house and we'll talk about it, all right?!
 * Herbert: No!! Stay away from us!!
 * Alvin: Fine! Just go somewere else!
 * Simon: We hafta go home by ourselves.
 * Theodore: Yeah. We're never talking to you... ever!
 * Barney: Let's go to somewhere else! (He and his team leave)

Quote 7:

 * Carlos: Can't we find Kel. He's missing.
 * Min: And he is kidnapped by the villans.
 * Barney: Don't worry, guys. I'm sure I know a person who is coming here right now!
 * (a door appears spinning around, and then it stops)
 * (Stella the Storyteller opens the door)
 * Stella: Ni hao!
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: Ni hao, Stella!
 * D.W.: Ni hao!?
 * Stella: Ni hao! That's how they say "hello" in Mandarin. And that's where I just came from.
 * D.W.: What is this beautiful dress you're wearing.
 * Stella: My dress? Oh, yes, my dress. This is a qipao -- it's a body-hugging one-piece Chinese dress that can be worn for women. It it also called a cheongsam.
 * Francine: A cheongsam!? Ew!! Stella, you dress looks ugly!
 * Stella: Is not!
 * Francine: Is, too!
 * Stella: Is not! Come on!
 * Kathy: You dress looks beautiful!
 * Stella: Why, thank you, Kathy! So what are you going to do today?
 * Barney: We're saving Kel from the villians.
 * Chip: But we don't know what to do!
 * Baby Bop: We gotta find him.
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! He lost!
 * Loki: We need to get him right now!
 * Muffy: We want Kel!
 * Barney: I'm sorry, but we can't get him!
 * Shirlee: We need him now!
 * Shawn: Yeah, we need help!
 * Min: We gotta save him!
 * (all arguing about finding Kel)
 * Stella: (whistles) Quiet! I've got a story that I can tell you and it's all about China.

Quote 8:

 * (Barney and the others are at Miss Trunchbull's house)
 * Sue Ellen: Where are we?!
 * Barney: We're at Miss Trunchbull's house.
 * Trunchbull: (offscreen) Who's in my house?!
 * (all gasping)
 * Arthur: What was that?!
 * Barney: I don't know.
 * Trunchbull: (offscreen) Who's in my house?!
 * Arthur: There it is again!
 * Barney: She came from the living room.
 * (Barney and the others walk into the living room)
 * (suddenly Trunchbull jumps into the living room. She starts yelling at Barney, Arthur, and their friends)
 * Barney, Arthur, and their friends: (screaming) Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!
 * Loki: Who are you?!
 * Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School.

Quote 9:

 * (Nina punches Arthur with her hands)
 * Arthur: Ouch!
 * (Nina is on top of the classroom window)
 * Nina: This time, you will die!!
 * (she continues punches Arthur on his left eye, making it a bit swollen)
 * Jules: You coward!!! Ha!!!! (he throws a heavy book at Nina)
 * (Nina jumps off the window and tries to punch Arthur, but he is dodging punches back)
 * Arthur: You're such a wimp. Get outta here.
 * (Nina growls)
 * Anna: (walks into the classroom) Nina. You said you wouldn't miss again. I'm afraid you failed for the last time.
 * Nina: Anna!
 * Anna: And you, I'm sure you would've been wonderful in the competition. (she aims the bazooka at Nina, Barney, Arthur, and their friends and tries to shoot them)
 * Nina, Barney, Arthur, and their friends: (running and jumping out the classroom window, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (they all fall down)
 * (the classroom and the playground is full of fire)
 * Anna: You're pretty quick when you're running away.
 * Barney: You will not shoot us!
 * Anna: Oh, yes, I will!
 * Barney: No, you won't!
 * Anna: Yes, I will!
 * Barney: No, you're won't! (Punches Anna in the face and she falls down)
 * Anna: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Lands on a pool of acid, and her soul flies off)
 * Helmut: Barney, why did you do that?! Answer us!!
 * Barney: Well, Anna got hurt because I punched her. Now I'm gonna eat her up.
 * Derek: Barney, you can't eat people. You're a make-believe dinosaur.
 * Barney: Right. (giggles) I must be make-believe.
 * (some smoke is at the playground, children are chattering)
 * Maria: All right, Anna is gone.
 * Barney: Great. Now it's time to find Kel. Where is he?
 * Arthur: He's at Jessica Rabbit's house.
 * Barney: Where? I can't hear you!
 * Arthur: I said "He's at Jessica Rabbit's house".
 * Barney: Okay. We hafta go look for him.
 * Geoff: He must be chatting with Jessica.
 * Tosha: Yeah, let's check it out.
 * (Barney and the others walk away)

Quote 10:

 * (Diesel 10 grabs Kel with his claw)
 * Diesel 10: Say "hello" to Pinchy, Black Guy! (laughing evilly)
 * Bowser: I'm gonna breath fire on you!
 * Kel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 * Diesel 10: And I am gonna squish you! Introducing you to the acid. (shows Kel a giant of acid that Diesel 10's crew filled from the acid pond)
 * Kel: (runs away) I gotta get outta here!
 * (he trips on a rope and gets stuck)
 * Kel: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
 * Barney: (appears and pulls Kel off the rope and runs off with him)
 * Kel: Whew! Thanks a lot.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * (Bowser growling is heard in the distance)
 * Kel: C'mon, we gotta get outta here!
 * Barney: Come on, guys! Let's get outta the castle!
 * Muffy: Let's go!
 * (they all run out of the castle)
 * BJ: Barney, you and I must go and defeat Eric because he always dislikes Kel.
 * Barney: Great idea!
 * BJ: Yeah! Eric is always mean!
 * Barney: Let's go BJ! (He and BJ go find Eric) See ya at the acid land!
 * (cut to Eric taking out matches)
 * Eric: Kel must be destroyed at once for all with those matches, they'll burn him to die!
 * BJ's voice: He must NOT!
 * Eric: AAAAAAARGH! (falls down on his side)
 * BJ: Matches?! (pulls one match out of Eric's shirt pocket) You shouldn't be playing with matches!
 * Barney: That's right!
 * Eric: (whimpers) Oh oh oh!
 * Barney: You are so uncool!
 * BJ: Time for you to be stopped! (throws bubble soap on Eric's)
 * Eric: (yelling) OOOOOH! OW! OOOH! OW! OUCH! YEOCH! WHOA! (Falls into a puddle of water. BJ pounds his fist onto Eric's left foot) YEOOWCH! (Barney breaks Eric's glasses) OW! (BJ uses a hammer and pounds onto Eric's face) GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (runs screaming back to the house) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
 * Barney: Yes! We did it! We did it! Yes!
 * BJ: All right!
 * (Eric runs into the dining room. Diesel and Kimberly are mad at him)
 * Eric: (panting) Mom, dad, those dinosaurs are beating me up!
 * Diesel: (400 loud voice) That's right. This will teach you a lesson! Eric, I believe you played with matches!
 * Kimberly: (400 loud voice) That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded for 3 months!
 * Diesel: (400 loud voice) And this means no TV, no movies, no video games, no computer, no foods, no drinks, no anything!
 * Kimberly: (400 loud voice) Go upstairs to your room now!
 * Eric (runs to his room, feeling ashamed) IT'S NOT FAIR GUYS!
 * (the others except Barney and BJ comes into Eric's room)
 * Arthur: What's wrong, Eric?
 * Eric: I was pulling out matches outta my pocket.
 * Francine: Eric, how dare you! Diesel told me that you're grounded for 3 months!
 * Baby Bop: I agree!
 * Eric: (screams) AAAH! Another dinosaur!
 * (he runs away and hides under the bed, with the others chasing him)
 * Barney: (outside) Eric is a nasty guy! (giggles)
 * Eric: (looks out the window of Diesel and Kimberly's room screaming) BARNEY! I'M SORRY-AH AH! I WILL NOT HURT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AGAIN! (continues screaming) AAAAAHHH! AAAAAH! AAAAH! (leaves out the window)
 * Barney: Serves him right for being mean to us! Now the the world's person-killer is turned to the world's crybaby!
 * BJ: That's right! Pulling out matches out of your pocket is not a fun thing to do!
 * Eric: (looking out the window of Diesel and Kimberly's room again, still panicking) AND BJ! AAAH! I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO HURT YOUR SISTER!
 * BJ: That does it, Eric! Get your barnacle face to bed for 3 months!
 * Eric: AAAH! (leaves the window and spots his older brother Oliver) The dinosaurs, the dinosaurs are hurting me! (spots Oliver's dinosaur doll named Steve, nervous chuckle) N-n-nice dinosaur doll....(the nervous chuckle turns into screaming) AAAAARGH! (Oliver shows him the Steve doll and he runs out of Diesel and Kimberly's room, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!
 * Oliver: What's the matter, Eric? Steve wants to play with you!
 * Eric: (sobbing) Get that Dino thing away from me! (puts himself in bed. The shot of Eric putting himself in bed is not shown in the Nickelodeon and PBS airings, but it was only shown in the original version)
 * Barney: What a loser. We should go and defeat the rest of Diesel 10's team. (They leave and the others join them)
 * Eric: I guess I am grounded for 3 months. Oh well. I believe Barney and his friends are trying to hurts me. (goes to sleep, embarrassed. Cut to Barney and his friends walking)

Quote 11:

 * Barney: So, Bowser! Your time is up! (grabs Bowser's tail and spins him around till he is tossed through the air and falls into the lava)
 * Bowser: CURSE YOOOOOUUUU!!!!
 * Duck: Splatter, Dodge! Your end is ready! (Biffs into Splatter and Dodge and pushes them off the edge of a cliff and the two diesels scream as they fall thigh the valley and hit the ravine hard with a ear-splitting smashing sound)
 * Splatter and Dodge: We'll get them for this....
 * BJ: Well, you will not get us!
 * Thomas: Diesel 10, your time is also up!
 * Barney: It's time for you to die!
 * (the two push Diesel 10 off a bridge. Diesel 10 lands screaming in the acid pond)
 * Diesel 10: (screaming as the acid is burning hot) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU CURSED PUFFBALLS! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! (begins to melt in pain) I'M MELTING, MELTING! Oh, what a world! What a world!
 * (he continues screaming)
 * Diesel 10: (as Pinchy breaks off the top of him) AAAAAAGGGHHH! Oh no, Pinchy! (the rest of his body parts are coming off)
 * Barney: Look! He's melting!
 * Diesel 10: (as his sides are crumbling off) AAAAAAAAGGHAAAAH!
 * BJ: (surprised) Ay-yi-yi! His body parts are coming off!
 * Diesel 10: I'm going! (his face is coming lose, then he sinks into the acid pond)
 * Barney, BJ, and Thomas: Yea!!!!
 * Thomas: We killed Diesel 10!!!
 * BJ: And we killed Bowser!!

Quote 12:

 * (Barney, Arthur, and their friends prepare for the RV)
 * Barney: Oh, I see you have the balloons, Kel.
 * Kel: Thanks. They have to be put on the RV.
 * Arthur: Barney, we had some much fun saving Kel, right?
 * Barney: Right.
 * Muffy: You got the drinks, Francine?
 * Francine: I got them ready. They are in the cooler.
 * Loki: I put the wings on the side of the RV.
 * Barney: Great!
 * BJ: And because this is the best day of our lives!
 * Barney: That is right, and

Transcript
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Opening

 * 1) Paramount Pictures logo (1986-2002)
 * 2) Rugrats VHS Promo
 * 3) Paramount Family Favorites Promo
 * 4) Paramount VHS Low Price Promo
 * 5) Paramount Feature Presentation Bumper
 * 6) Copyright Warning Screen
 * 7) Paramount Pictures Logo (1986-2002)
 * 8) Nickelodeon Movies Logo
 * 9) Jerry Bruckheimer Films Logo
 * 10) Scott Free Productions Logo
 * 11) Barney Home Video Logo (1995-present)
 * 12) Lyrick Studios Logo (1997 Still Version)
 * 13) Opening Titltes

Opening

 * 1) 1997-2000 Green FBI Warning Screens
 * 2) Green MPAA Screen
 * 3) The Walt Disney Company Intro
 * 4) Join Us
 * 5) Toy Story Teaser Trailer
 * 6) Coming to Video Bumper