Barney News (SuperMalechi's version)

Behind the Scenes of "We Can Play!" is a Custom Barney featurette. It was only featured on the DVD release, and the Walt Disney version.

Script
 * (the kids walk towards the Barney doll)
 * (Barney comes to life)
 * Barney: I could play together with my friends!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi! How're ya doin'?! (giggles)
 * Sheryl Leach: The scenes of "We Can Play" are so pretty cool, uh. While, we are working on this special, we used different things like the caboose.
 * Buz Cannon (Key Grip): I made a giant model of the caboose to look like a real caboose, and I used red paint and real wheels for the caboose.
 * Tosha: What's wrong, Barney? What's wrong?
 * Hannah: Do you think there's a problem with the caboose?
 * Barney: Well, I think there's something wrong with the caboose! Hold on, everybody!!
 * Tosha and Hannah: Uh-oh!
 * Barney and Mr. Boyd: Whoa! Ahh! Oof!
 * Baby Bop and BJ: Whoa!
 * Scooter: Yah! Help!! I think the caboose is going too fast!!!
 * All (except Barney: This is trouble.): (while kids are screaming) AHHHH!!!!
 * Aaron: Stop!!
 * Scott: What shall we do now?!
 * Barney: I don't know, Scott! The caboose is going too fast!
 * All (except Barney: WHOA!): (screaming) Ahh!!
 * Chip: Quick, Barney! Slow down or we're gonna be sick!!
 * Barney: Give it a kick?! Hold on tight!!!
 * All (except Barney: 'Cause this is one crazy ride!): (screaming) Ahh!!!
 * Professer Tinkerputt (walks on sidewalk, stops): Huh??? What was that?
 * Seth: I can't believe this!
 * BJ: No way!! We have time!
 * Chip: Oh, no! What's happening?!!
 * Baby Bop: Barney, help! You better slow down the caboose!
 * Barney: Don't know how!
 * Carlos: Look out!
 * Juan: Be careful!
 * Kathy: Barney, what's going on with that caboose?!
 * Barney: I think it's going fast!
 * Mr. Boyd: Yeah! It's like a rollercoaster ride!
 * Julie: Did you hear what they say?
 * Hannah: Yes, I did. We're going to be safe so we won't get hurt!
 * Seth: Ohh! Tell me when it's over.
 * Barney: Okay! We're going to crash!!
 * All (except Barney: Look out!): (screaming): AHHHH!!!
 * Barney: (giggles) WHOA!
 * (the caboose crashes)
 * Professer Tinkerputt: (runs up to Barney and his friends) My goodness! What happened? Are you alright?!
 * Barney: Yes, we are.
 * BJ: And we aren't hurt at all.
 * Bob Singleton: I used music from some of the 1991-1992 Backyard Gang videos and Season 1 episodes, as well as music from soundtrack cds, with a lot of people's premissions.
 * Sue Shinn (Production Assistant director): John Lasseter told me that he likes to animate things. We made a big model of a boat, and I used a big giant swimming pool.
 * John Lasseter: I animated the shark in front of the boat
 * BJ: What was that?!
 * Carlos: I don't know, BJ!
 * Baby Bop: Is there something in front the boat?
 * BJ: Hmm? I wonder what it is, Alec?
 * Seth: Let's see. It must be...(sees a shark) Oh, no! It's a shark!!
 * BJ, Baby Bop, and Carlos: (gasping) A shark?! (screaming) Ahh!
 * Barney: Whoa!! Look out!!! Gangway!!!
 * Scott: (gasps) No! Somebody help! I think that shark is trying to eat us!
 * Mr. Boyd: WATCH OUT FOR THAT SHARK!!!!!!
 * Hannah: Oh, no! What's that shark doing here?!
 * BJ: I don't know!
 * Kathy: Look at that shark! Whatever it is, it looked too dangerous.
 * Stephen: OHHHH!! BARNEY!! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!
 * Mr. Boyd: C'mon, we'd better get outta here!
 * Jason: How we gonna get outta here?!!
 * Barney: Don't worry, Jason. We'll get you outta there. It'll be safe.
 * Chip: Ahhh!!!
 * Hannah: Ohh! Watch out! Watch out for that shark!
 * Chip: (whimpers) Ohhh!!
 * Barney: (gasps) We have to row out of the shark!
 * Baby Bop: The oars!!
 * Tosha: OK, I'll hold one row; you hold the other.
 * BJ: Okay, Tosha!!
 * Baby Bop: Goodie!!
 * Jason: Now, Barney, now!!!
 * Julie: Hurry up!
 * Barney: I'm doing it right now!
 * Stephen: Oh, no! NO! No!
 * Scooter: No! Not that shark!
 * Tosha: It's okay, Scooter! We'll all protect you!
 * Chip: I supposed we'll be protected by the shark.
 * Carlos: Whoa!! Let's row out of the shark.
 * Juan: I know about getting away from the shark.
 * Mr. Boyd: C'mon! Let's go!
 * Scooter: What!? Whoa! (watching Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, Mr. Boyd, and the kids row out of the shark)
 * Barney: Whew! That was close!
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome.
 * Baby Bop: Now we're safe, Barney.
 * Barney: (giggles) Of course we are.
 * Terrie Davis: Also, we used a lion that was silimar to Jackie the Lion from the 1928-1953 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures logo.
 * Baby Bop: W-w-what was that?
 * (a lion appears and roars at Baby Bop)
 * Baby Bop: (screaming) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
 * Scott: Oh, no!
 * Jason: I think I see a lion.
 * Scott: Uh-oh!
 * Barney: Oh, my goodness!
 * BJ: Aaahhh! Sissy's in danger!
 * Baby Bop: HELP!! A lion! (whimpering)
 * Scooter: No! Not the lion! I think it's so scary because it scares Baby Bop!!!!
 * Chip: Help!
 * Alec: Somebody please help her!!! I think that little dinosaur is scared of the lion!!! BJ, help her out of the lion before he attacks her!
 * Carlos: He'll save her now!
 * BJ: I'll save ya, Sissy! (swings on a rope, yelling like Tarzan, and grabs Sissy and takes her to safety)
 * Seth: You guys, look! It's BJ!
 * Baby Bop: Whew! Thanks, BJ.
 * BJ: You're welcome, Sissy.
 * Barney: You saved Baby Bop's life, BJ.
 * BJ: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're welcome. (giggles)
 * Sandra Jantzen: Also, we used a bear, that was a full-bodied puppet.
 * Barney: There are two arms.
 * BJ, Baby Bop & Mr. Boyd: There are two arms.
 * (a bear growls at Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Mr. Boyd)
 * Barney: It's a bear!
 * Barney, Baby Bop, BJ, and Mr. Boyd: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * (bear continues growling)
 * Scooter: A bear!!
 * Barney: Whoa!!! Run for your lives!!
 * Mr. Boyd: Hurry up! Let's go!
 * (all running away from the bear)
 * Baby Bop: Help me, Barney! Help me!
 * BJ: Ay-yi-yi! It's not safe to look at the bear anymore!
 * Seth: I agree!
 * BJ & Seth: (screaming) AAAAAHHHH!!
 * Scott: That bear is really scary!
 * Barney: Okay. Mr. Boyd and I will protect you.
 * Chip: I think you will.
 * Juan: (sighs) I guess it is safe to be calm.
 * Barney: I hope so. (giggles)
 * Mr. Boyd: We got to go. Another place coming.