The Phantom Menace

The Phantom Menace is the first installment in the Star Wars saga.

Quotes vegetables from my grandpa's farm all year. I just needed help this morning because the load is so big, but I wanna be really careful not to get them ruined. as they fall off the bikes and all the fruits and vegetables get ruined. They grunt)
 * (after the "Barney Theme Song", Gordon is riding on her bike delivering newspapers)
 * Queen Amidala: Okay, I understand, but groceries!?
 * Antonio: What can I say, Amidala?! I've been delivering fruits and
 * Queen Amidala: Anyway, Antonio, how you gonna make them fresh?
 * Antonio: Fruits and vegetables need sunlight to grow so when they are fully grown, they are crisp and fresh all the time.
 * (Antonio and Queen Amidala stop by Derek's granddad's house)
 * Queen Amidala: Anyway, it's springtime, right, Antonio?
 * Antonio: Right. (rings the doorbell)
 * Granddad: (opens the door) Hi, guys!
 * Queen Amidala: Hi, are you Granddad Richards?
 * Granddad: I am. What've you got?
 * Antonio: We've got freshly grown fruits and vegetables.
 * Granddad: That's great.
 * (Antonio and Queen Amidala gives the fruits and vegetables to Granddad)
 * Granddad: Why, thank you.
 * Antonio and Queen Amidala: You're welcome.
 * Granddad: Okay, have a nice day.
 * Antonio: You, too.
 * Queen Amidala: How many more houses to go?
 * Antonio: Eight, and we'd better get moving. Let's go.
 * (Antonio and Queen Amidala go back to their bikes. They ride on them. Suddenly, busy bees bother Antonio and Queen Amidala)
 * Queen Amidala: What are they!?
 * Antonio: I think they're a bunch of bees!
 * Queen Amidala: Watch out!
 * Antonio: AAAH!
 * Antonio and Queen Amidala: (screaming) AAAAAAAAH!!! (their carts tip over
 * Antonio: Oh, no! Our fruits and vegetables are ruined!
 * Queen Amidala: Oh, no! What a mess! What're we gonna do?!
 * (fades to outside in the school playground)
 * (the kids are playing at the playground)
 * (Antonio and Queen Amidala arrive)
 * Derek: Hi, Antonio. Hi, Amidala. What's happened?
 * Antonio: Queen Amidala and I were talking about my grandpa's farm to get more fruits and vegetables from his garden.
 * Queen Amidala: Because the bags are torn and the fruits and vegetables are ruined.
 * (Jenna arrives)
 * Jenna (gloomy): Hi guys.
 * Qui Gon Jinn & Boys: Hi Jenna!
 * Noah: Do you want to play with us?
 * Jenna: No, I don't feel like it. (goes inside to the clubhouse)
 * Brandon: I wonder what's wrong with Jenna?
 * Qui Gon Jinn: I'm not sure, but I'm gonna go find out. I'll be right back.
 * Boys: OK.
 * (Qui Gon Jinn goes to catch up with Jenna)
 * Noah: What do you want to do now?
 * Brandon: We can play tag.
 * Noah: OK, and guess what?
 * Brandon: What?
 * Noah (tags Brandon): You're it! (runs away)
 * Brandon: Oh no you don't! Get back here! (runs after Noah)
 * (fades to Jenna inside the clubhouse on the couch, looking sad, while Qui Gon Jinn enters)
 * Qui Gon Jinn: Hi Jenna!
 * Jenna: Oh, hi Qui Gon.
 * Qui Gon Jinn: Don't you want to play with us?
 * Jenna: No, I don't feel like it.

that when the baby does come, my parents won't love me anymore, because they'll be so busy taking care of the baby!
 * Qui Gon Jinn: So, is everything alright, Jenna?
 * Jenna: Well kind of... you see, my family is gonna have a new baby soon.
 * Qui Gon Jinn: Oh, that sounds Great!
 * Jenna: It is. I'm excited for the baby to come, but I'm afraid
 * Qui Gon Jinn: Oh, Jenna. Sometimes, taking care of a baby can be a lot of work, but no matter what, they'll still love you!
 * Jenna: You think so?
 * Qui Gon Jinn: I know they will! Your family will be counting on you to be a good big sister to your new baby brother!
 * Jenna: And I can always count on you too, Qui Gon!
 * Baby Bop: Hi there, Droid.
 * Battle Droid: Hi Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop: Would you mind being here with me?
 * Battle Droid: Sure, and we always like having you around.
 * Baby Bop: Would you mind being here with me?
 * Battle Droid: Sure, and we always like having you around.


 * (Darth Maul comes down the treehouse, walking. He sees the evidence where there are bean bags in a line)
 * Darth Maul: Bean bags? It must be that way. (he walks to the edge of the stairs)
 * (a crocodile scares Darth Maul)
 * Darth Maul: (screaming) AAAAH!!!
 * (kids laughing)
 * Juan: Gotcha!!
 * Darth Maul: Don't scare me like that! I thought you were playing with Mr. Crocodile!
 * Carlos: C'mon, Lord Maul! Let's all pretend we're monkeys!
 * Darth Maul: Well, all right. (he lines up)
 * Julie: Okay, Maul. We all have four monkeys. One, two, three, and Barney makes four.
 * Darth Maul: Okay. I'm ready.
 * (song starts for "Four Little Monkeys Swinging in the Tree")