Talk:Return to the Learning Ranch aka Ravange of Winkstar/@comment-165.155.200.117-20111207150225

OT: Barney, BJ and Baby Bop take the kids once again to the infamous Learning Ranch, subject to a painful lawsuit just three days before. Hiding in the shadows is The Winkster and Pedobear, who seek to destroy Barney and friends through a series of mazes and fun houses, as well as a bedroom. Oh, and Mister Snowman shows up. Rainbowbeard the Pirate comes in and throws up multicolored poison peppermint puke, which Pedobear drinks. Barney and friends chase The Winkster to a cliff, where he jumps off and offers everyone bananas, only to die 30 seconds later, but he got better, only to die, and then he got better, only to die again. N THUN A SKALATOON POPZ OWT. Barney and friends sing "I Love You", only to be greeted by the zombie corpse of Mr. Peekaboo, who revives The Winkster, he sings the winkter song, and then he falls back down the cliff, dying ultimately, as Peekaboo shows up once again with chips and salsa while wearing a sombrero and singing "La Cucaracha." Rainbowbeard comes back to life and chases the kids, yelling "CHHOOCCOOLAATTTEEE!", while Barney says "PPPUUMMMPPEEERRNNIICCKLLLEE!", only to fall into a hole at the end. Pedobear pops back up out of nowhere, and Rainbowbeard kills him. The kids wonder where Barney went, only to have Barney behind them the whole time, and Peekaboo was behind the supposed disappearance of the imposter. He reveals that he killed the Winkster, and this all turns out to be a dream dreamed by Shawn.

DA END.

 