Barney's Birthday (Star Wars)

what today is? It's my birthday. It's a very special day. Everyone is having a super-dee-duper surprise party for me. Let's go see what our friends are doing and Fuck that Kylo Ren. (chuckles) clapping) If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands clapping) face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands clapping) face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet. (Feet stomping) "Hooray!" (Hooray!) If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray!" (Hooray!) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it shout "Hooray!" (Hooray!) If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping, Hooray!) If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping, Hooray!) If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it do all three. (Hands clapping, Feet stomping, Hooray!) are what we will need. Cups and plates are what we will need. Skip to my lou, my darlin'. streamers. Party hats too. Balloons and streamers. Party hats too. Skip to my lou, my darlin'.  decorations, banners, party hats, presents, games and food. We'll get 3  scoops of ice cream. Oh, I love chocolate, strawberry and vanilla. Pepperoni pizza from the Peppy Purple Pepperoni Pizzeria. I love pepperoni. We can eat fruit salad, juice in box, pretzels and last but not least...a birthday cake!  With lots of friends and family; Together, we'll have fun! Laughing, telling stories, give a hug to someone! celebrate with you. Let's gather all together. Play games we all know, Then have a cake with candles. Make a wish and then blow! I love birthdays; I do! When the special friends I love are near; sleeping and even when we play. And as we grow a little older we can do more things, because I'm growing and so are you. growing when we're sleeping and even when we play. And as we grow a little older we can do more things, because I'm growing and so are you. Each day we grow a little taller, a little bigger, not smaller. And we grow a little friendlier too. We try to be a little nicer as we grow each day, because I'm growing and so are you. celebrate your birthday. You can celebrate it when you're born. Does anyone having a birthday? Let's see what they are making? fun! What shall we make today? We'll make something fun! Using paint or pencils, crayons, clay or string, putting things together, You can hear us sing. What shall we make today? We'll make something fun! birthday party. This is on the rope and everyone tries to break with a stick. birthday parties, they may not be the same as ours, but they're all a lot fun. muchachas bonitas se las cantamos así. Despierta mi bien despierta mira que ya amaneció ya los pajaritos cantan la luna ya se metió. the eggs, Anna and Laura puts butter and sugar in the bowl and the kids stir it up) orange! We can share it! And if you haven't seen what is purple and green, just take a look at me. See what I mean? playing a game with a friend. With games we all know, we can get up and go. we can make up new games and pretend! Laughing and running or singing a song. Climbing and jumping, all day long. I love it when we play together tired of the fun! There's always a new game or one with a new name. A game we can teach everyone. There are many outdoor games that we love to  play, and others we save for a rainy day. As long as we're playing together white horses, She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. Whoa back! Toot, toot! And we'll all go out to meet her when she comes. Hi babe! And we'll all go out to meet her when she comes. Hi babe! And we'll all go out to meet her, we'll all go out to meet her, And we'll all go out to meet her when she comes. Hi babe! Whoa back! Toot, toot! And we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes. Yum yum! And we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes. Yum yum! And we'll all have chicken and dumplings, And we'll all have chicken and dumplings, And we'll all have chicken and dumplings when she comes. Yum yum! Hi babe! Whoa back! Toot, toot! And we'll have a great big party when she comes. Yahoo! And we'll have a great big party when she comes. Yahoo! And we'll have a great big party, we'll have a great party, And we'll have a great big party when she comes. Yahoo! Yum yum! Hi babe! Whoa back! Toot, toot!
 * Kids: (after the "Barney Theme Song") BARNEY!
 * (Barney comes to life)
 * Barney: Whoa! Hello there! I'm so happy to see you. You know
 * Nick: Beep! Beep! Here comes the dump truck!
 * (crashes the blocks)
 * Miguel: Nick, you're supposed to pick up these blocks.
 * Nick: Why, thank you, Miguel.
 * Stacy: Alright everybody. We'll tell us the secret. We're going to have a birthday party for Barney.
 * Laura: Okay.
 * Anna: Hi, everybody.
 * Nick: Hi, Anna. Hi, Laura. Hi, Stacy.
 * Miguel: Guess what?
 * Laura: Today is Barney's birthday.
 * Anna: Everyone is invited.
 * Miguel: Look! Here comes Barney!
 * (Barney arrives in the caboose followed by Kylo Ren)
 * Barney: SURPRISE!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi, everyone.
 * Stacy: Is it really your birthday, Barney?
 * Barney: Yes it is, Stacy.
 * Kylo Ren: Stacy, you give me all of the information
 * Stacy: Never Kylo!
 * Nick: How old are you today?
 * Barney: Well, I am 2 dinosaur years old or 2 hundred million years.
 * Laura: Wow! You're getting older.
 * Barney: And that makes me happy. Come on and join with us.
 * Kylo Ren: Fuck this song, I want Every Sperm is Sacred
 * (music starts for If You're Happy and You Know It)
 * Barney: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (Hands
 * Barney and the Kids: If you're happy and you know it, then your
 * Barney: That was great. How about stamping your feet?
 * Kids: If you're happy and you know it stamp your feet. (Feet stomping)
 * Barney: If you're happy and you know it stamp your feet. (Feet stomping)
 * Barney and Kids: If you're happy and you know it, when your
 * Barney: Stu-u-upendous! Maybe let's shout "HOORAY!"
 * Barney and Kids: If you're happy and you know it shout
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: (chuckles) That was fun!
 * Kids: Yeah.
 * Nick: Barney, we're ready to have a party in the caboose.
 * Barney: Oh, a party! That's super-dee-duper!
 * (music starts for Gonna Have a Party)
 * Stacy: Gonna have a party. What'll I do?
 * Kylo Ren: No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston
 * Nick: Gonna have a party. What'll I do?
 * Miguel: Gonna have a party. What'll I do?
 * Anna: Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
 * Barney and Kids: Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
 * Barney: Cups and plates are what we will need. Cups and plates
 * Barney and Kids: Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
 * Laura: Balloons and streamers. Party hats too. Balloons and
 * Barney and Kids: Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Lou, lou, skip to my lou. Skip to my lou, my darlin'.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: What should I need for the party? We can have balloons,
 * Kids: A cake?
 * Barney: Yes. This is going to be my best birthday ever!
 * (music starts for I Love Birthdays)
 * Barney: I love birthdays; I do! I'd love to celebrate with you.
 * Kids: I love birthdays, I do! I can't help but smile from ear to ear.
 * Barney and Kids: Oh, I love birthdays. Wish they could be every day. I'd love to spend my birthday with you, this year.
 * Barney: There are some any ways to celebrate!
 * Barney and Kids: Oh, I love birthdays; I do! I'd love to
 * Barney: I'm glad I have a birthday, And in a very special way.
 * Barney and Kids: I'd love to share my birthday with you, this year.
 * Anna: I'll get the birthday crown.
 * Barney: A birthday crown? I wear a crown fit for a king.
 * Anna: Here it is.
 * Laura: Anna, it's to small.
 * Kylo Ren: Let me break your neck
 * (Kylo Ren ignites his lightsaber and threatens everyone)
 * Barney: Well, I imagine this crown will fit fine.
 * Anna: Okay.
 * (fanfare music for the graduation march and Anna puts the birthday crown on Barney's head to make magic)
 * Stacy, Nick, Laura and Miguel: Wow!
 * Nick: Barney, how did you do that?
 * Stacy: Are you a birthday dinosaur?
 * Barney: You're right. I am a birthday dinosaur.
 * Kylo Ren: You need a cane!
 * Kids: Yay!
 * Laura: Then, the next thing we should do is to see how much you grown.
 * Miguel: But, where's the scale?
 * Kylo Ren: In my lair
 * Barney: Like this one!
 * (Barney uses magic for the scale)
 * Kids: Wow!
 * Anna: Cool!
 * Stacy: Okay, guys. Step on the scale.
 * (Kylo Ren slaps Stacy)
 * Stacy: Ow!
 * Barney: You'll go first. Nick.
 * Kids: Whoa!
 * Miguel: I'll go next.
 * Barney: You can do it, Miguel.
 * Barney: Oh!
 * Laura: You're turn, Stacy.
 * Stacy: Ooh!
 * Laura: I'm next!
 * Barney: Okay, Laura.
 * Kids: Wow!
 * Anna: My turn!
 * Barney: Here you go, Anna.
 * Kids: Look!
 * Barney: How neat!
 * Anna: Barney's turn.
 * Barney: Alright. I'll step up on the scale.
 * (pops)
 * Kids: WHOA!
 * Barney: My wight is just for for me as a dinosaur.
 * Kids: (laughing)
 * Barney: When you grow big and tall, you can e bigger than the last time.
 * (music starts for Growing)
 * Barney: Growing - we do it every day. We're growing when we're
 * Kids: Each day we grow a little taller, a little bigger, not smaller. And we grow a little friendlier too.
 * Barney: We try to be a little nicer as we grow each day, because I'm growing and so are you.
 * Barney and Kids: Growing - we do it every day. We're
 * Barney: Ho!
 * (music ends)
 * Laura: Hey, Barney. Can we plan a surprise birthday party for you?
 * Barney: Why, certainly. Barney there are so many we to
 * Barney and Kids: What shall we make today? We'll make something
 * Barney: Wow! You are such good artists.
 * Kids: Thanks, Barney.
 * Stacy: Barney, I made paper chain decorations.
 * Barney: I love decorations.
 * Laura: We made party hats.
 * Miguel: We can wear hats at the party.
 * Barney: Everybody did a good job doing artwork. So, I'll go out and stay while they are decorating the caboose for the party.
 * (the caboose is decorated with balloons, decorations and banners)
 * Kids: Wow!
 * Barney: It's Stu-U-U-U-upendous!
 * Nick: We finished the caboose all decorated Barney's party.
 * Anna: Do you like it?
 * Barney: I really liked it!
 * Nick: This is a pinata. Boys and girls in Mexico have a
 * Laura: That pinata is going to fill with toys and candy.
 * Miguel: I never get some candy either.
 * Barney: You know, boys and girls all over the world have
 * Stacy: People in Mexico sing "Las Mañanitas."
 * Barney: I'd like to hear the song from Mexico.
 * (music starts for Las Mañanitas)
 * Stacy: Estas son las mañanitas que cantaba el rey David. A las
 * Barney: Very good, Stacy.
 * (music ends)
 * Stacy: "Feliz cumpleaños." That means happy birthday in Spanish.
 * Barney: Let's all say it. How does it go?
 * Stacy: "Feliz Cumpleaños."
 * All: "Feliz Cumpleaños."
 * Laura: Or you can say "Feliz aniversário." That means happy birthday in Portuguese.
 * Barney: I'd like to hear the song from Brazil.
 * (music starts for Feliz Aniversário)
 * Laura: Parabéns pra você. Parabéns pra você. Feliz Aniversário. Parabéns pra você.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: Thanks, Laura.
 * Laura: Thank you, Barney.
 * Miguel: Maybe we can make a birthday cake for Barney.
 * Nick: Where should we look for a cake?
 * Anna: In the kitchen.
 * Kids: (exclaims)
 * Barney: Let's go!
 * Stacy: Look at this.
 * Kylo Ren: What is it?
 * Laura: There the ingredients.
 * Nick: There's eggs, flour, milk, butter and sugar.
 * Miguel: And a spoon and a bowl.
 * Laura: Let's get started!
 * Anna: Okay.
 * (Miguel measures the flour, Nick pours the milk, Stacy cracks
 * Anna: We're all finished, Barney.
 * Stacy: Now we can put in the baking pan.
 * Laura: We can use the oven to bake for 30 minutes.
 * (the kids take the cake batter in the pan to the oven)
 * Barney: This cake will cool off.
 * Kids: Me too, Barney.
 * Anna: Can we decorate the cake?
 * Laura: Great idea, Anna.
 * (the kids decorate the cake with vanilla frosting, colored icing, rainbow sprinkles and the candles)
 * Nick: The cake is done.
 * Barney: You're such great cooks.
 * Laura: What would you think, Barney?
 * Barney: I love it!
 * Anna: We put 2 candles on your cake.
 * Stacy: The cake is done,
 * Nick: The decorations are up,
 * Laura: The presents are ready,
 * Miguel: The guests are here.
 * Anna: So, let's have a party.
 * Kids: Yay!
 * Barney: This is going to be fun!
 * Stacy: Barney, do you know who they are?
 * (BJ and Baby Bop come to life)
 * BJ: Hi, guys!
 * Baby Bop: Hello!
 * Barney and Kids: Hi, BJ. Hi, Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop and BJ: Happy birthday, Barney!
 * BJ: We bought you presents, Barney.
 * Baby Bop: Wow! Look at the caboose!
 * BJ: It's filled with balloons and decorations.
 * Barney: I think it's very colorful!
 * (music starts for Colors All Around)
 * Barney: We like colors, we like them a lot. We've got colors, colors we've got.
 * Baby Bop: Red, blue and yellow,
 * BJ: Purple, orange, green,
 * Kids: Black, white, brown, every color in between.
 * All: Colors all around, all around the world, for every boy and girl.
 * BJ: Red makes me think of an apple or a cherry, the sun when it sets or a ripe strawberry.
 * Baby Bop: Blue is the sky, blue is the sea. Blue is the color of a blueberry.
 * All: Colors all around, all around the world, for every boy and girl.
 * Barney: Orange is a pumpkin, orange is a carrot, orange is an
 * All:  Colors all around, all around the world, for every boy and girl.
 * Barney: We like colors,
 * Stacy: We like colors.
 * Barney: We like them a lot.
 * Nick: We like them a lot.
 * Barney: We've got colors.
 * Laura: We've got colors.
 * Barney: Colors we've got.
 * Miguel: Colors we've got.
 * Barney: Red, blue and yellow,
 * Baby Bop: Red, blue and yellow,
 * Barney: Purple, orange, green,
 * BJ: Purple, orange, green,
 * Barney: Black, white, brown,
 * Anna: Black, white, brown,
 * Barney: Every color in between.
 * Baby Bop, BJ and Kids: Every color in between.
 * All: Colors all around, all around the world, for every boy and girl. Colors all around, all around the world, for every boy and girl.
 * (music ends)
 * Baby Bop: Are we gonna play games?
 * BJ: Yes, Sissy. We're ready to play party games.
 * Barney: I love party games!
 * Nick: Who wants to play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey?
 * Miguel: I'll go first.
 * (Miguel wears a blindfold and walks closey to the donkey)
 * Miguel: I did pined the donkey's tail!
 * Barney: Great!
 * (Barney, Baby Bop, BJ and the kids playing hula hoops, walk around the cones, Twister and ring toss)
 * Barney: It's fun to play games? What kind of games would you like to play?
 * (music starts for Games)
 * Kylo Ren: Join my servant Baby Bop
 * Barney: When we're together, there's nothing better than
 * Barney and Kids: Playing games.
 * Barney: There's nothing like playing 'em
 * Barney and Kids: Games!
 * Barney: Everyone loves to play
 * Barney and Kids: Games!
 * Barney: Let's keep on playin' our games!
 * (music continues)
 * Barney: Dancin' along, we could play all day long! We never get
 * Barney and Kids: Playing games.
 * Barney: There's nothing like playing 'em
 * Barney and Kids: Games!
 * Barney: Everyone loves to play
 * Barney and Kids: Games!
 * Barney: Let's keep on playin' our games!
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: I'm so glad you came to my birthday party.
 * BJ: I'm glad we came to your party.
 * Baby Bop: This reminds me a song that everyone knows.
 * Barney: Let's all sing a song!
 * (music starts for She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain)
 * Barney: She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Toot, toot! She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Toot, toot! She'll be coming around the mountain, she'll be coming around the mountain, She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. Toot, toot!
 * Baby Bop and BJ: She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. Whoa back! She'll be driving six white horses when she comes. Whoa back!
 * All: She'll be driving six white horses, she'll be driving six
 * (music ends)