Sevick Family transcript

Before the revolving line of credit Edit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

[Nick hits Freddie in the nose]

[Luke and Philip are playing at the pool]

[The Skeksis manage to hurt a 4 year old girl]

Brittany (crying): "OW! THAT HURT!"

Announcer: "Jo meets the Sevick Family. The family run ragged by their son Adam a slave of the Skeksis who has ADHD."

[Adam tries to hit Kevin's head]

[Adam tries to hit a pool noodle at Greg]

Greg: "Stop it, Adam!"

Announcer: "The kids beat each other silly and act odd."

Mia: "I hate this meal!"

Oscar: "I don't want it!"

[Eugene kicks Asa]

[Asa tries to do the middle finger]

[SkekAyuk is shown eating]

Announcer: "And do a risk of injury."

[Eugene is about to cut Oscar's hair with scissors]

[Hayley gets on the stairs the wrong way and hits Nick]

[Nick hits back]

[Lauren gets on the stairs the wrong way and hits Leah]

[David wrestles Greg]

David: "(Bleep) you!"

Announcer: "Mom and Dad are trying to keep the kids under control."

[Adam throws a skeleton mask at Russell]

Freddie: "(bleep) Nick!"

Sasha: "Listen up, ice cream pop!"

[Asa does a gesture to Mia and throws her Elmo plush]

[Mia cries]

[Luke is doing homework]

[Hayleigh is trying to kick Adam]

Adam: "MOMMY!"

Announcer: "Can Mom and Dad improve Adam's ADHD?"

[Adam screams]

[Eugene hits him]

Announcer: "But he is not the worst behaved, the non identical twins, an 11 year old boy, 1 set of triplets and a 5 year old are."

Eugene: "Oh girl! You're such a (bleep) talker!"

[David, Hayleigh, Lexi and Eugene play Call of Duty: Black Ops 4]

Russell: "TASTE THE POWER OF THIS KILLER MACHETE, (bleep)!"

[Russell chases Freddie with a machete]

Kevin: "It's a nightmare!"

Announcer: "Will Jo make the parents shape up?"

Carmen: "I know Jo, but this is too hard to control them."

Jo: "But Adam has ADHD. I see he tries to copy everyone's behaviors."

Announcer: "Or will it be too late and will someone get hurt?"

[Eugene pulls Sasha's leg]

[The triplets push a cow at a local farm]

[Freddie cuts one part of his hair with scissors]

[Eugene throws a football at Asa's face]

Freddie: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Submission Reel Edit
Jo: "Let's see my last family with a 4-year-old who has ADHD before I retire."

???: "Hello. I am Carmen and this is Kevin. We are the Sevick family. We have Luke who is 17, Philip who is 16, Greg who is 15, Asa who is 14, Brittany who is 13, Leah who is 12, non-identical twins Hayleigh and Lauren who are 11 also, David who is 11, Oscar who is 10, Nick who is 9, fraternal triplets, Russell, Rachel and Lexi who are all 8, Freddie who is 7, Sasha who is 6, Eugene who is 5, Adam who is 4 and Mia who is 3."

Kevin: "The kids under 16 are hard for us to control with their bad behavior."

[Adam throws a firetruck toy right through Greg]

[SkekSil, SkekUng, and SkekZok torture the little girl making her cry]

Greg: "Stop it, Adam!"

[Greg gets the firetruck toy and throws back]

[David wears a homemade alien costume outside and chases Rachel]

Rachel: "MOM! An alien's here to get me!"

[Nick wrestles Asa]

Carmen: "Philip and Luke are 100% well-behaved."

Nick: "GO BITE YOUR OWN (bleep)!"

[Asa records Oscar getting hurt on his skateboard]

Oscar: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Carmen: "Adam has ADHD and we tried over 60 medications to help him, but it does not work out like always."

[Adam is eating a carrot]

Carmen: "The kids spit like camels."

[Hayleigh starts spitting on Mia]

[Mia spits back]

Kevin: "They draw bad stuff like David drew a naked men and women and cocaine in Luke's notebook."

[Oscar draws 10 gestures on David's notebook]

Greg: "Woof! Woof! WOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!"

Carmen: "Just stop it!"

[Adam drives Kevin's car]

[Rachel tries to push Oscar to the stairs but misses and Oscar grabs the railing safely an then UrRu saves him]

[Freddie shoplifts a Bakugan DVD and knocks over the toys in the shop]

Sasha: "I'm a pick the world up and I'm a drop it on your (bleep)ing head!"

[Oscar kicks Mia's Dora the Explorer plush]

Carmen: "They do act aggressive to us like a ninja and they rule the roost by peeing, defecating and breaking the furniture."

Oscar: "That toy is stupid!!!"

[Nick drives Carmen's car]

[Mia is dressed up as Krampus and starts chasing Eugene]

[Mia hits Eugene]

(Eugene hits back)

[David plays with a chainsaw]

Carmen: "David, put the chainsaw down!"

[Greg hacks Kevin's computer]

[Leah throws a dodge ball at Eugene]

[Eugene starts chasing Leah outside and goes on the street]

[The kids run around the China shop while the oldest kids knock over antiques and the younger ones knock the shelves with dangerous objects UrZah notices the incident and discovers that his counterpart SkekZok is using them]

[David, the triplets, the non-identical twins, and Eugene work together pushing Luke off the hammock]

[Oscar jumps off the roof while wearing a Superman costume]

[The triplets throw water balloons at all of their siblings which cause the kids under 16 to get in the fight]

[Mia throws the TV remote and then throws Carmen's cosmetic kit out of the window]

[Freddie screams]

Carmen: "Supernanny, we need you now!"

Sevick Family Home Edit
[Jo knocks at a door]

Jo: "Hi, nice to meet you."

SkekNa: "Get out!"

Jo: "Excuse me, SkekNa you don't even belong here and gather the rest of the Skeksis and get out of here.

Carmen: "Nice to meet you also, my name is Carmen."

Jo: "Where's your husband?"

Carmen: "He's just coming home from work."

Jo: "Oh....What's his occupation?"

Carmen: "He's a computer programmer."

Jo: "Hmm, interesting."

Kevin: (returning home) "Hello, Jo."

Jo: "Hi, Kevin."

Observation Begins Edit
[Eugene moons the neighbors]

[The 4 year old girl returns to the UrRu]

UrYod: You're back.

Girl: Yes.

UrNol: Who are you?

Girl: Grace.

UrSol: A very nice name.

Grace: Are you a Mystic.

UrSol: Yes, I am a chanter we are the gentle halves of the Skeksis but if you do succeed in a task, the Urskeks can be reborn.

Grace: What is the task, UrSol?

UrSol: The task is to locate the shard of the crystal and to restore it and bring balance then return to Jo Frost.

Grace: Very Well.

[Grace then leaves]

Carmen: "Eugene, stop mooning the neighbors."

[Hayleigh hits the neighbors in the head with a golf club]

[David and Lauren use a booby trap to catch one of the neighbors and high-five each other]

[The triplets work together pushing one of the neighbors to their backyard pool and dunk him hard underwater]

Observation Continues Edit
[Adam is crying, whilst the rest of the children are watching Rise of the Guardians]

Pool time Edit
Carmen: "Freddie, get out of the pool."

Freddie: "NO!"

SkekUng: VERY WELL, GET HIM OUT!

[Carmen gets him out]

[Freddie pees on the pool deck and comes back into the pool]

[The triplets, the non-identical twins, David and Eugene make big cannonballs into the pool naked]

[The other kids except Freddie, the triplets, the non-identical twins, David, and Eugene go into the pool with their bathing suits on. Kevin also shows up in his regular clothes.]

[Eugene scoops up some poolwater with a glass cup, pours some into his mouth, and begins gargling]

Kevin: "Eugene, poolwater is not for gargling. It's for swimming in."

[Lexi swims underwater and bites Nick's foot like a crocodile]

Nick: "MOM! A SHARK BIT ME IN THE FOOT!"

[Hayleigh hits Lauren in the head with a pool noodle, which leads the twins to fight each other with their respective pool noodles SkekSil watches]

[Rachel gathers water in a bucket and soaks Adam with it]

[David splashes water at Asa]

[Asa splashes water back]

[Russell punches Brittany in the nose under the orders of SkekUng, making her cry]

SkekOk: The twins have started the war?

SkekUng: Very well, get SkekEkt out here.

[SkekOk rushes into the house to get SkekEkt]

[UrAc arrives and tries to reason with his counterpart]

UrAc: Enough it is time that all of us will become one.

SkekOk: I would strike you.

UrAc: If you strike me you would be dead.

[The non-identical twins, Eugene, the triplets, and David urinate and defecate in the pool]

Oscar: "That is just gross!"

Brittany: "Yuck!"

[The 7 amok runners laugh at what they did]

[Carmen steps in]

Carmen: (to the 7) "You 7, what you did was utterly disgusting and I don't appreciate it. It also isn't funny."

Kevin: (also stepping in) "All of you, get out of the pool. We're cleaning it and you're not allowed to go in until further notice."

[The kids sulk]

Carmen: "As for you David, Hayleigh, Lauren, Lexi, Russell, Rachel, and Eugene. Put your clothes back on this minute before a neighbor notices!"

[The 7 do as they're told and redress themselves]

Carmen: "Thank you."

Dinnertime Edit
Jo: "Unfortunately, dinnertime was nothing but feeding time at the zoo."

Mia: "I hate this meal!"

UrAmaj: "That's all we have!"

Oscar: "I don't want it. It's gross!"

[Leah slurps her soup loudly and begins gargling with it]

[Eugene throws a couple of Green Giant green beans at Leah]

[Grace is eating in peace with UrUtt]

UrUtt: Don't worry about those kids.

Grace: What are they doing?

UrUtt: They are fighting and causing trouble.

[Freddie throws a piece of chicken at Nick]

[Nick in return throws stuffing at Freddie's shirt]

[Sasha tosses some broccoli at Asa]

[Asa does a gesture and throws his fork at Greg and Greg throws a spoon at Asa's face]

[Adam is eating a carrot, but spits it back out]

Adam: "Ew! Carrots are yucky!"

[The situation segues into a food fight between the kids except Philip and Luke]

Luke: "Heavens to Betsy! What is happening?"

Morning Edit
Jo: "David, Nick, Asa and Adam started to kick off when David was playing Xbox."

[David plays Thrillville on Xbox]

Adam: "Shut up Xbox nerd!"

David: "Holy (bleep)!"

[Asa runs to David and does a gesture and David hits him]

[Nick hits Asa]

Carmen: "Nick, sit at the chair!"

[Nick sits at the chair]

[Nick hits Freddie]

Jo: "Nick, you don't hit your brother. That is not acceptable whatsoever."

Carmen: (to Freddie) "Freddie, are you alright?"

Going to Burger King Edit
Jo: "The family decided to go to Burger King, but Hayleigh threw a tantrum."

Carmen: "Kids!"

[The kids walk in]

Carmen: "Today, we are going to Burger King, be on your best behavior."

Hayleigh: "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BURGER KING! IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE!"

SkekAyuk: We'll let's start a food fight.

SkekSil: Very good.

Jo: Excuse me you too, get out and all of you been hurting a little girl.

SkekShod: SHE IS OURS!

Jo: THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE, YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER, SHE'S SCARED BECAUSE YOU HURT HER ALL THE TIME!

SkekUng: Hey, enough yelling.

[Jo comforts Grace.]

Jo: Don't worry I'm not letting those Skeksis get a hold of you, now you should return to the UrRu

Urlm: Jo, we are pleased to meet you.

Jo: Very nice to meet you and now you are the gentle wizards.

UrAc: We actually are the counterparts of the Skeksis.

Grace: I'm glad to be with the UrRu.

UrZah: We been raising her since the death of her parents.

Jo: How did they die?

UrSol: They were killed by the Skeksis.

Carmen: "Don't worry, we'll order a veggie burger for you. Is that okay with you? It has no meat in it, love."

Hayleigh: "Okay then...."

Jo: "After that, she relaxed and settled down a little bit."

Toy Confiscation Edit
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce the Toy Confiscation technique."

Meeting Macaulay Edit
Macaulay: Remember me from the first two Home alone movies as Kevin mcCallister? Also from the movie, The Good Son as the villain, Henry Evans? I was good friends with late Michael Jackson. You should also see my movies, Uncle Buck and My Girl. Suddenly my movies, including, Getting even with dad, Richie Rich, The Page master, and the Nutcracker started to flop when I got older in my early teen years because I wanted to retire from acting so bad and live a normal childhood.

Adam Edit
Adam: "I AM GOING TO HURT YOU ALL!"

[Adam beats Jo with his fist]

Russell, Rachel and Lexi Edit
Jo: "It wasn't long until the triplets started taping Mia to the wall via duct tape."

[Russell tapes Mia's left arm to the wall]

[Rachel tapes Mia's right arm to the wall]

[Lexi tapes Mia's left leg to the wall]

[Russell tapes Mia's right leg to the wall]

[Lexi tapes Mia's belly to the wall]

[Rachel mutes Mia's mouth shut with duct tape]

Mia: "HMMPH! HMMPH HMMPH!" (Translates to: "MOMMY! PLEASE HELP!")

[Carmen runs to the room and carefully removes the duct tape from Mia's arms, legs, belly, and mouth]

Carmen: "Sweetie, what happened?"

Mia: (crying) "They taped me to the wall!"

Carmen: (to the triplets) "Guys, that was not nice at all. You must take 8 minutes for each of you in timeout."

Russell: "WE AIN'T GOING TO TIMEOUT!"

Hayleigh, Lauren and David Edit
Jo: "Later on, when the kids played kickball, Adam took the ball because he has ADHD, David, Hayleigh and Lauren started to kick off."

[Adam runs off with the ball into the street]

David: "NO! ADAM!"

[Hayleigh, Lauren and David chase him]

Hayleigh: "I WILL HIT YOU REALLY HARD!"

Lauren: "(bleep)!"

[The kids start hitting Adam]

Adam: "MOMMY!"

Carmen: "Hayleigh Denise, Lauren Heather, and David Paul Sevick, go to your room!"

[Adam starts crying]

[David, Hayleigh and Lauren take off their clothes and shoes and go in the pool naked]

[Carmen goes in the pool and angrily chases after them]

[Hayleigh picks up a plastic glass and throws water at Carmen]

[David pees in the pool]

Leah Edit
Jo: "It wasn't long until Leah beat up Adam while watching Yu-Gi-Oh on his DVD."

Going to Burger King (2nd time) Edit
Hayleigh: "Burger King is a poultry and cow slaughterhouse! It harms these animals!"

Jo: "According to mom, Hayleigh is a almost member of PeTA Kids and refuses to eat meat."

Haleigh: I mean... Can I have a veggie burger instead, please?

At the Zoo Edit
Jo: "We went to the zoo to test how their kids behave in local areas."

Rachel: "Can we go on the carousel?"

[Eugene runs to the rhinoceros exhibit naked]

Kevin: "Eugene, where are you going and would you please put your clothes back on before people notice you?"

[David runs to the children's petting zoo and cuts off a portion of a sheep's fleece with scissors]

[Mia defecates on the path and tosses the fecal matter she defecated at an elephant in its exhibit, but misses]

Hayleigh: "The zookeepers are taking good care of those animals, making sure they are healthy and happy. Right, Daddy?"

Kevin: "That's true, sweetie."

The triplets, David, Eugene, and the non identical twins' Epic Tantrum Edit
Jo: "That night, the family went to a sit-down Posh restaurant for dinner."

Russell: "I HATE PORK!"

Carmen: "Russell, eat your food."

Lauren: "I am not going to eat my fucking vegetable curry!"

Kevin: "Eat it, Lauren."

[The Skeksis show up and terrorize the Restaurant]

Grace: SKEKSIS!

SkekShod: SILENCE [to SkekZok] KILL HER!

[SkekZok grabs his dagger and stabs Grace in the heart killing her]

Jo: NO!

[Jo Frost and SkekZok fight she then breaks the fight and rushes to Grace finding her dead]

Jo: SHE'S DEAD!

[The restaurant goes into a panic as Jo Frost rushes out carrying the body of Grace]

Eugene: "THIS SEAFOOD TASTES LIKE A MILLION PILES OF crap!"

[Eugene slams his plate to the floor, shattering it]

[The non-identical twins stab their respective forks in Adam's chest]

Adam: "MOMMY!"

Carmen: "Adam, sweetie. Are you OK, young man?"

[David hurls his plate like a frisbee and it hits a waiter in the hip, causing him to fall over]

Waiter: "That hurt!"

[The triplets work together pulling down the tablecloth on the table, causing all of the contents on it to fall over]

Carmen and Kevin: "Right! We are leaving right now, children!"

Leah: "Already?! But we didn't finish eating yet!"

Kevin: "Sweetheart, I am sorry to say this, but your horrid sisters and brothers ruined it."

[Cut to: the family gets in their van]

Carmen: "David, Eugene, Lauren, Hayleigh, Russell, Rachel, and Lexi, you do not mistreat people in public. It is considered rude and disrespectful. As punishment, you will not play video games for 3 days. You are banned from watching TV for a week, and you lost your computer privileges for 1 week as well."

Jo: "When they returned home, the twins, the triplets, David and Eugene were disciplined."

Dealing with ADHDEdit
Jo: "Today was a rough start for Adam because he was distracted by something and couldn't do something on a Sesame street.com activity."

Adam: "I can't spell ball. It's too hard..."

Carmen: "Yes you can. It's easy."

Adam: "No!"

Carmen: "Yes you can!"

Adam: "No, I'm going outside!"

Jo: "Adam started to kick off and got out of the chair."

[Adam throws a huge tantrum and gets out of the chair]

Jo: "And went on a playground."

[Adam runs outside and gets on a slide]

[Jo Frost arrives into a temple and lays the body of Grace, Selena Gomez arrives with the piece of the crystal and inserts it back into it's place a light shines.]

Jo: Selena?

Selena Gomez: Yes, the crystal has been inserted.

Jo: Very well.

[Jo then returns to the house, while the UrRu look on the body of their fallen comrade.]

UrZah: When we become whole she'll be reborn.

UrSol: I understand.

(The UrRu all mourn her death)

Carmen: "Say goodbye to every single Toy Story figure you have for a month, I will tell Dad that you were being bad."

Adam: "No!"

[Adam punches Carmen]

Jo: "I calmed her down and told her about Adam's condition."

Jo: "Don't do that punishment because he has ADHD and he could be distracted by something."

Carmen: "Oh I forgot to mention he was diagnosed with ADHD when he was 3."

[Back at home, Adam wrestles his mom]

Adam: "I'm gonna kill you!"

Carmen: "Don't you dare!"

Adam: "Shut up!"

[Carmen puts Adam in the Naughty Platform]

Carmen: "Stay here for 4 minutes, young man."

Adam: "Fuck YOU!"

[Adam gets out of the Naughty Platform and pees on the slide]

[Carmen walks outside and examines the pee on the slide]

Carmen: "Eww...That was disgusting!"

4 minutes later

Adam: "I ain't apologizing!"

Carmen: "Then your timeout starts over."

Adam: "GO KILL YOURSELF!"

Roaming TechniqueEdit
Jo: "I want to show the family on how to use the Roaming Technique and we did so at a local farm."

[The non-identical twins, the triplets, Eugene, and David all run off into a field]

Carmen: "Wait! Stop! We are supposed to stick together, remember?"

[The triplets tip over a cow together]

[David takes a joyride on a horse]

David: "YEE-HAW, MOTHERfuck ER!"

[Eugene kicks a goat in the back and pulls its tail. The goat then headbutts Eugene.]

Eugene: Stupid fucking goat!

[The non-identical twins launch hen eggs from the chicken coop with a slingshot at a cow that was tipped over by the triplets]

[The rest of the family and Jo chase after them]

[The 7 kids flee by taking a joyride on an unattended tractor]

Kevin: "Kids, get off the tractor."

Eugene: "GO shit IN A SWAMP! WE WANNA KEEP GOING!"

Carmen: "Kids, you will not continue with this behavior. Do you understand?"

[Kevin turns off the tractor]

[The parents take the 7 off the tractor carefully]

Bye Bye Jo Jo and Jo gives up on the triplets, the non-identical twins, Eugene and DavidEdit
[The family returns home with sad faces except the triplets, the non-identical twins, David and Eugene they then return to the temple where the Skeksis await but the UrRu arrive and they merge becoming Urskeks]

ZokZah: Jo we are now one it was in our arrogance that we destroyed the crystal and we tore ourselves but now you have made us whole together we reunite.

Selena Gomez: ZokZah what about Grace?

ZokZah: She can be reawakened.

[The Urskeks heal Grace's wound, reviving her.]

Grace: You're the Urskeks?

ShodYod: Yes, we have been reunited when we were split into Skeksis and UrRu we struggled but now we remain whole.

Jo: "No offense, but I give up...."

Asa: "Jo, wait. Why did you have to give up? You should've helped us more."

Jo: "The triplets, the twins, David and Eugene were all far too difficult for me to control."

Carmen: "I get the point, Jo."

Adam: "Awww, I feel bad about you."

[Leah sobs]

David: "GOODBYE fuckER!"

Jo: "If I cannot help this family, and if I cannot try to come back for another chance, then sadly, I don't know who will help this family..."

Family UpdateEdit
Carmen: "Don't worry Jo, I sent those 7 to a Military School in London."

Jo's MessageEdit
Jo: "Good. They need it."

Retirement SpeechEdit
Jo: "I've been working as a nanny for over 45 years, but now it is time for me to retire. I would like to thank all of the people that have supported me all over the years and to the wonderful families I've successfully brought together again and now the Urskeks have been reunited and Grace was resurrected by them. I will be travelling around the world and catching up with old friends. I'm going to miss this job so much."

(Jo chokes back tears)

Unglm: It is time we leave.

Grace: Thanks.

SilSol: Now, are restored forms have brought us.

[Grace then leaves with the Urskeks]

Here's Gloria...Edit
Gloria: "Hi, I'm Gloria! I'm a child care worker."