Return to the USA with Barney (SuperMalechi's version) (script)

(we opened up, and we see the kids pretending to march around the playground, and music starts for "The Noble Duke of York)
 * Kids: The noble duke of york he had ten thousand men.He marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again! Oh, when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down; and when you're only half-way up, you're neither up nor down. The noble duke of york he had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill, and he marched them down again! Oh, when you're up, you're up; and when you're down, you're down; and when you're only half-way up, you're neither up nor down.
 * (music ends, and the kids laughed)