Iron Man and the parkinsons'

Before the revolving line of credit Edit
Announcer: "Tonight, on Iron Man..."

Olivia: "You fuck off!"

Announcer: "Tony Stark meets a family whose oldest daughter has ADHD."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs]

Olivia: "Fuck you!"

Olivia: "I hate you, Daddy!"

Olivia: "Shut up, Mommy!"

Olivia: "You stupid bitch!"

Submission Reel Edit
{Cut to a shot of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri}

Iron Man: "I'm in St. Louis, Missouri, ready to help a family, whose oldest daughter has ADHD. Let's take a look."

Frank and Karen (in unison on Iron Man's HUD): "Hi, we're the Parkinson family!"

Karen: "I'm Karen."

Frank: "And I'm Frank."

Karen: "And we have two kids. Olivia, who's 6, and Megan, who's 4. Olivia has been kicked out of three schools over the last year due to her violent behavior."

Frank: "Even though Olivia has ADHD, she misbehaves."

[{in footage} Olivia throws a temper tantrum, kicking and screaming and pounding her fists on the floor]

[{in footage} Olivia throws a toy Leap Frog bus]

[{in footage} Olivia hits Karen]

Karen (in footage): "DO NOT HIT ME!"

Karen: "Olivia rarely stays put in time-out."

Frank: "It's a struggle for us to keep Olivia in time-out."

[{in footage} Frank puts Olivia in time-out]

Frank (in footage, very sternly): "You stay there! You are in time-out!" [Olivia runs out of time-out]

Frank: "Olivia throws temper tantrums if she doesn't get in her way."

Karen (in footage, at a store with Olivia and Megan): "No, you're not getting that Alvin plushie!" [Olivia throws a temper tantrum]

Karen: "Megan also colors on walls..."

[Megan colors on the walls]

Frank and Karen (in unison): "Supernanny, please come help the Parkinson family now!"

Iron Man (shuts off his HUD): "Well, I'll be there as soon as possible."

Tony Stark Arrives at the Door Edit
[Iron Man removes his armor, walks up the steps to the Parkinson family's front door, and knocks on it]

[A woman with wavy, shoulder-length, chestnut brown hair answers the door with a smile]

Tony Stark: "Hello."

Karen (smiling): "Hi, I'm Karen, pleased to meet you."

Tony Stark (smiling): "Hi, Karen, pleased to meet you, I'm Tony." [Tony Stark and Karen shake hands]

Karen (cheerfully): "Come on in!"

Tony Stark: "Thank you."

[Karen lets Tony Stark in and closes the front door]

[Cut to a dark-haired man greeting Tony Stark with a smile]

Frank: "Hi, I'm Frank."

Tony Stark: "Hi, Frank, hi, pleased to meet you, I'm Tony." [Tony Stark and Frank shake hands]

[A fair-skinned little girl with long, wavy dark brown hair and big, dark brown eyes runs into the room shrieking playfully]

Olivia: "Hi! I'm Olivia!"

Tony Stark: "Hi, Olivia. Pleased to meet you, I'm Tony." [Tony Stark and Olivia shake hands]

[A little girl with long, straight, light brown, almost dirty blonde, hair, and dark brown eyes, walks into the room]

Tony Stark (smiling): "Well, who's this little one?"

Karen (smiling): "This is Megan."

Tony Stark: "Hi, Megan, pleased to meet you. I'm Tony Stark. Shake Jo-Jo's hand." [Tony Stark and Megan shake hands]

Tony Stark: "So, Frank and Karen, I'm here today to observe the family, I understand you have some issues that need to be addressed, but carry on  as normal as if I'm not even here."

Karen: "OK."

Frank: "Sounds good to me."

Observation Begins Edit
Tony Stark: "I couldn't have been really in the doorway for more than five minutes when Olivia started to kick off and behave extremely naughty."

[Olivia attempts to throw a ball at Karen's head]

Karen: "Knock it off."

[Olivia laughs]

Karen: "We don't throw balls in the house. If you wanna play ball, go outside."

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up!"

Karen: "HEY! Olivia, watch your mouth."

[Olivia continues to threaten to throw the ball at Karen's head]

Karen (sternly): "Don't you dare throw it at me."

[Olivia throws the ball at Karen's head]

Karen: "That's it. You've lost this ball."

Olivia (screaming): "NOOOOOO!"

Karen: "You can have it back tomorrow, if you behave yourself for the rest of the day."

Olivia: "NO! GIMME MY BALL BACK NOW!"

Karen: "You better stop screaming at me!"

Olivia: "GIMME MY BALL BACK!!"

Karen: "No!"

[Olivia starts hitting Karen]

Karen: "DO NOT HIT ME!"

Tony Stark: "Is Olivia always aggressive like this to you?"

Karen: [sighs] "Yes, unfortunately. Usually if she doesn't get her way or is told no."

Observation continues Edit
Tony Stark: "I couldn't believe Olivia had the same brain mixed with Lois Kiejeliches so Megan scribbled all over the walls."

[Megan scribbles all over the walls with a black crayon]

[Karen gasps]

Megan: "Mommy! Mommy! Look!"

Karen: "Megan! Did you do this?"

Megan: "Yes I did!"

Karen: "You are staying in the Naughty Triangle for 4 minutes!"

Megan: "Okay."

[Karen drags Megan to the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "You have lost your Draculaura doll for 4 minutes, missy!"

4 minutes later...

Karen: "You can get out now. I cleaned up the walls for you."

Megan: "Yay! Can I have my Draculaura doll?"

Karen: "Yes you may."

Megan: "Sweet!"

Olivia: "What a good girl she is!"

Naughty Triangle Edit
Tony Stark: "Later on, Mom and Dad were trying to get Megan to go shopping with them. But Megan refused to go and wanted to go to her friend's house."

Megan: "I want to go to Jessica's house, please!"

Karen: "Not today. We are shopping at the mall to buy a birthday present for your twin cousins Samantha and Elizabeth."

Olivia: "But I want to go see Jessica! She's got a new in-ground pool!"

Megan and Olivia: “Shop online!!!!!!!”

Karen: "I said not today! The present will not arrive in time if i shop online You have to help Mommy pick out a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth."

Tony Stark: "And that's when the fireworks went off."

Megan: "I WANNA GO SEE JESSICA!!!!!"

Frank: "Megan, no!"

[Olivia covers her ears]

Megan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I WANNA SEE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Megan throws a tantrum like a 2-year-old]

Frank: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth. If you continue acting this way, you will go to the Naughty Triangle, and your toys will be in toy jail, and  you won't have it back until three days. Got it?"

[Megan ignores Frank and continues throwing her tantrum]

Megan (screeching): "I WANT TO GO AND SEE JESSICA!!!"

Tony Stark: "Firmly tell her to get in the car, otherwise she will lose her Strawberry Shortcake play set."

Karen (firmly): "Megan Grace Parkinson, this is your warning. You need to help Mommy pick out a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth. If you do not get in the car, you will lost your Strawberry Shortcake toys for two days. Do you understand me?"

[Megan runs straight to Jessica's house]

Megan: "I'M GOING TO SEE JESSICA NOW!!!!!! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!!!!!!"

Frank: "GET OVER HERE OR ALL OF YOUR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES TOYS AND DVDS WILL BE SOLD ON EBAY!!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "I was like, eBay?"

Tony Stark: "How is threatening to sell your child's toys on eBay supposed to teach her to listen to you and teach her to behave?"

Frank: "I'm frustrated. Let's go, Megan!"

[Megan headbutts her mother]

Megan: "I WANT TO GO SEE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

Karen: "It's too late now! Olivia, you stay with Iron Man."

Olivia: "What's happening now?"

Iron Man: "Megan is just being extremely naughty."

[Karen chases Megan]

Karen: "GET BACK HERE OR YOU WILL NOT WATCH STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES FOR A MONTH!!!!!"

Iron Man: "Dad eventually took Megan back to the house, but what came next was absolutely shocking."

[Megan smacks Karen in the face repeatedly, making Karen's face bleed]

[Karen smacks Megan on the back of her head constantly, making Megan's head bleed]

Karen: "NO!!! YOU DO NOT DO THAT, MEGAN!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!!"

Megan: "GO TO H(*bleep*)!!"

Iron Man: "I was absolutely appalled when Karen got her revenge by smacking Megan on the back of her head when Megan smacked her. I do not approve of parents smacking their children at all."

[Karen tries to get Megan into the car, but Megan starts kicking and hitting Karen]

[Iron Man attacks Megan very violently]

Iron Man: "THAT IS ENOUGH, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Karen (screaming angrily): "MEGAN GRACE!!!!!!!"

Iron Man: "I was appalled to see Karen lose her anger, so I stepped in to show her how to deal with Megan."

[Iron Man gets very angry with Megan]

Iron Man: "You are making me unhappy! I don't appreciate your behavior!"

Megan: "I WANNA GO SEE JESSICA ANYWAY, YOU STUPID B***H S**T!!!!!"

[Iron Man doesn't seem pleased and raises his voice at Megan]

Iron Man: "THAT IS ENOUGH, MEGAN!!!!!! YOU ARE FAILING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!"

Megan: "YOU ARE FAILING TO LET ME SEE JESSICA, TONY STUPID STARK!!!!!!!!!"

Iron Man: "YOU DO NOT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!!! YOU WILL GET IN THAT CAR AND BEHAVE YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!"

Megan: "NO!!!!!!"

[Iron Man pulls Megan away from immediate surroundings]

Iron Man: "Right now, your behavior is absolutely unacceptable! When your mother or father ask you to do something, YOU do it! You are not going to Jessica's house and that decision is final! Now you lost your Strawberry Shortcake toys for a week. Now get in the car and do as you're told."

Megan: "I DON'T CARE, YOU F*****G TOAD!!!!!!"

[Megan tackles Olivia to the ground]

Iron Man: "I was also appalled when Megan just called me a toad and tackled Olivia to the ground like an evil Gremlin."

[Iron Man raises his voice]

Iron Man: "I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! YOU DO NOT TACKLE OLIVIA TO THE GROUND OR TALK NONSENSE TO ME!!!!! YOU ARE NOT WATCHING STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND THAT DECISION IS FINAL!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET IN THAT CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

[Megan kicks Iron Man in anger]

Iron Man: "Stop kicking me right now! Olivia's in the car!"

[Frank, Karen and Iron Man drag Megan into the car]

Megan: "I WANNA SEE JESSICA!!!!!!"

Iron Man: "Get in that car now!"

Megan: "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!"

[Megan hits Olivia]

Olivia: "MOMMY!!!!!"

Karen: "MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!!!!!"

Megan: "SHUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Coming up on Iron Man...Megan attacks Frank and Karen at the mall."

[Megan runs into a Toys 'R' Us store]

Frank: "GET BACK OVER HERE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE OR YOUR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES: PUTTIN' ON THE GLITZ DVD IS IN TOY JAIL FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!"

[Karen walks Megan to the corner]

Karen: "SIT!!!!!!!"

[Megan pinches Olivia on her head, causing her to get a pimple]

Karen: "YOU DO NOT PINCH YOUR SISTER BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD!!!!!!!!!!"

Megan: "SHUT UP, GREG!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "DON'T TALK TO US LIKE THAT, MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!!!!!!!"

[Frank drags Megan by her hand to a corner]

[Olivia hugs Karen nervously]

Frank: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "And later... Megan tests Jo's patience."

Iron Man: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Karen: "MEGAN, DON'T SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW!"

Megan: "YOU SHUT THE F**K UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!"

Iron Man: "You don't talk to your mother like that! Now you behave and stop it."

Announcer: "When Iron Man returns."

Mayhem at the Mall Edit
Iron Man: "As soon as we got to the mall, things went from bad to worse."

Karen: "If you don't come with Mommy and Daddy, the cops are going to come and get you."

[Megan steals a SpongeBob and Patrick Beanie Baby from a toy store]

Frank: "No! No! No! No! No! You need to put it back right now!"

[Megan throws a SpongeBob and Patrick Beanie Baby at Frank]

Frank: "DON'T YOU DARE!!!"

[Megan steals a Sonic and Tails Plushie from a toy store]

Karen: "Olivia, no! Put it back right now!"

[Megan throws a Sonic and Tails Plushies at Karen]

Karen: "Please do not throw plushies at me!"

[Megan steals a Mario and Luigi Plushie from a toy store]

Frank: "Hey! You have to put it back right now!"

[Megan throws Mario and Luigi Plushies at Frank]

Frank: "PLEASE! YOU DON'T DO THAT!!!!!"

[Megan throws CDs and books at Frank]

Frank: "OW! YOU DON'T DO THAT MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Megan smacks Frank]

Frank: "Ow! Please don't smack at me!"

Karen: "You don't smack at your father, That is not nice!"

[Megan pushes Frank]

Frank: "Ow! Please don't push me!"

Karen: "You don't push your father, That is not nice either!"

[Megan pushes Karen]

Frank: "Hey! You don't push your mother!"

Karen (sternly): "Do not push me or you won't have it!"

Megan: "IDIOT!"

Karen: "HEY!"

Frank: "YOU DON'T SAY THAT!!! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!!"

[Megan goes into a Toys 'R' Us]

Olivia: "Mommy, Megan went into that store!"

[Olivia steals a Nickelodeon Magazine from a store]

Frank: "MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Megan pinches Olivia on her head, causing her to get a pimple]

Karen: "YOU DO NOT PINCH YOUR SISTER BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "At the food court, Megan wanted Kentucky Fried Chicken, but Frank and Karen told her that they were having Subway. Boy, did the girls lose it?"

Karen: "We're having Subway, alright?"

Megan: "I hate Subway! I...HATE...SUBWAY!!!"

Frank: "THAT'S IT! We're leaving!"

Olivia: "Already? But we don't have Samantha and Elizabeth's present."

Karen: "We have to leave. We can get their present tomorrow, you and me after school."

Olivia: "Okay."

Megan: "I WANNA GIVE SAMANTHA AND ELIZABETH A PRESENT!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You chose not to behave, so we'll get it another time."

Megan: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Frank puts Megan's seat belt on Olivia and Olivia hits Frank]

Iron Man: "As soon as we left the mall, Megan kicked up a huge tantrum all the way home."

[Megan kicks Karen's seat in anger]

Karen: "YOU DON'T KICK!!!!!!!"

[Megan constantly swears all the way home. As soon as they get there, Megan runs to Jessica's house]

Megan: "I'M GOING TO JESSICA'S HOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Frank: "Get back here!"

[Frank tries to grab Megan, but Megan pushes him into the pavement]

[Karen tries to grab Megan, but Megan pushes her into the pavement]

[Iron Man chases Megan and raises his voice]

[Frank and Karen chase her too]

[Olivia sits on the pavement crying]

Iron Man: "YOU DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUSH YOUR PARENTS AROUND!!!!!!"

Megan (screaming and throwing a temper tantrum): "I WON'T LET YOU STOP ME FROM GOING TO SEE JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!"

[Iron Man's voice gets raised even louder]

Iron Man: "I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR BEHAVIOR BECAUSE IT'S REALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!! YOU DO NOT CAUSE MAYHEM AT THE MALL WHILE WE'RE SHOPPING FOR SAMANTHA AND ELIZABETH OR HIT YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR BIG SISTER!!!!! WHEN WE GET BACK INSIDE, YOU ARE GIVEN ONE MORE CHANCE, AND IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS NONSENSE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE NAUGHTY TRIANGLE RIGHT AWAY AND LEARN TO ACCEPT THAT WHEN MOM AND DAD SAY NO, NO IS NO!!!! AND I DON'T CARE HOW ANGRY YOU GET, AND HOW MUCH YOU SCREAM!!!! NOW GO INSIDE AND LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF AND RESPECT OLIVIA AND YOUR PARENTS!!!! THIS IS YOUR WARNING!!!!!"

Iron Man: "But once we got the girls inside, Megan just got worse."

Tony Stark: "Look, Megan. Your sister is being a good girl and behaving herself. How about you do the same?"

Megan: "I'm gonna sneak out the window go to Jessica's house."

Karen: "Don't you dare sneak out the window, Megan."

Megan: "YOU SHUT THE F**K UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "You do not speak like that to your mother! Now get down from the window still and behave yourself."

Megan: "NO! You mind your own business!"

Tony Stark: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Karen: "Megan, DON'T SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW!"

Megan: "SHUT UP!"

Tony Stark: "You don't talk to your mother like that! Now you behave and stop it."

Megan: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M GOING TO JESSICA'S HOUSE!!!!!!!"

[Megan destroys the window with a hammer]

[Megan throws the hammer at Tony Stark]

Tony Stark: "MEGAN, NO!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEONE!!!!!!"

[Megan throws the destroyed window across the living room]

Tony Stark: "THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, MEGAN!!!!!! YOU DO NOT DESTROY THE WINDOW!!!!!! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO STAY ON THAT NAUGHTY TRIANGLE FOR 4 MINUTES!!!!!!"

Olivia: "I can't stand Megan's screaming. She acts crazy."

Megan: "KAREN, PUT OLIVIA ON THE D**N NAUGHTY TRIANGLE BECAUSE SHE ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT AND TRIPS OVER HER OWN F*****G FEET ON ROLLERSKATES!!!!!!"

Olivia: "I can't believe what Megan just said to me."

[Olivia is heard crying from upstairs]

Frank: "MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO JESSICA'S HOUSE!!!!!!! AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT TEASE YOUR SISTER FOR ROLLERSKATING AND HAVING ADHD!!!!! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "I went upstairs to talk to Olivia about how she feels when she gets teased."

[Olivia is crying on her bed]

[Tony Stark enters her room]

Tony Stark: "Hi. Can I talk to you?"

Olivia: "Yes you can."

Tony Stark: "How do you feel when Megan bullies you and teases you?"

Olivia: "It's upsetting and annoying. I can't stand it."

Tony Stark: "Are you upset that you have ADHD?"

Olivia: "It depends. She should be respectful to me for all these reasons about me."

Tony Stark: "You have to realize that the things that make you different are the things that make you you."

Olivia: "Okay.Is Megan in timeout right now?"

Tony Stark: "She is or isn't. But after her minutes are up, I'll give her a stern talking to and make her apologize to you."

Olivia: "I hope she does."

Tony Stark: "Me too, Olivia. Me too."

Homework Time Edit
Tony Stark: "Later on, the girls was watching Sanjay and Craig on TV. However, Frank and Karen asked them to begin her math homework, Olivia does as told, but Megan kicked up a tantrum."

[The girls are watching Sanjay and Craig on TV]

Karen: "Girls, turn off the TV. Time to start your math homework."

[Olivia turns the TV off, but Megan turns it back on]

Frank: "Come on, Liv, let's do your math homework."

Karen: "Everytime the girls hear the words 'Let's go do your homework', Olivia is calm, and Megan just throws tantrums because she hates doing homework."

Frank: "Megan Grace Parkinson, turn the TV off now!"

Megan: "I WANNA WATCH SANJAY AND CRAIG!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You need to finish your homework or you will be stuck in preschool forever. Let's go."

Megan: "DADDY, NO!!!!!!!"

Karen: "Okay, I'm gonna email your teacher telling her you're not gonna listen."

Megan: "KAREN EUDORA PARKINSON!!!!! YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT!!!!!! I'M GONNA CALL MRS. GARRETT MYSELF!!!!!!!"

Karen: "PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME THAT, YOUNG LADY!!!!! CALL ME MOMMY!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT TURN OFF THE TV WHEN I COUNT TO FIVE, YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT ON THAT NAUGHTY TRIANGLE AND THINK ABOUT IF YOU'RE GONNA DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!! ONE..."

Tony Stark: "Don't lose it, Karen. Right now, I want you to turn off that television and stop messing around! Right now! That's enough!"

Megan: "NO!!!!! I WANNA WATCH SANJAY AND CRAIG!!!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "Turn the television off now!"

Megan: "I'M NOT GONNA, YOU FAT B***H!!!!!!"

Tony Stark: "Okay, off you go, onto to the Naughty Triangle!"

[Karen and Tony Stark carry Megan to the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "YOU ARE PLACED HERE FOR NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK LIKE YOUR BIG SISTER!!!!!!!"

White Sheets Technique Edit
Tony Stark: "Today I brought in the White Sheets since Frank and Karen always allowed Megan to touch, use, and go. This family has some issues that need to be addressed."

Tony Stark: "Today, I'm going to introduce you to...the White Sheets. This technique is very important and there are issues that need to be addressed because you always allowed Olivia to touch, use, and go. When she sees anything marked with a White Sheet, that means it's not touchable; she is not allowed to touch it or use it. Also, when she sees a door that leads to a bedroom with a white sheet, that means she cannot go in there. It means, no go."

Frank: "Megan, when you see the White Sheet, it means, just for you, not touchable. No touch, no use, and no go or else mommy or I will put you straight on the Naughty Triangle. Got it?"

Megan: "F(*bleep*) off."

Karen: "Do not say that. These sheets mean you're forbidden from touching and using it."

[Frank places the white sheets over the power tools]

Megan: "F(*bleep*) off."

Karen: "Megan, this is your warning if you say that one more time, you will go to the naughty triangle, you got it?"

Megan: "Yes!"

Karen: "OK, Don't say that, One more time, Then to the naughty triangle for not listening to me."

Megan: "F(*bleep*) off."

Karen: " YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT, GO TO THE NAUGHTY TRIANGLE RIGHT NOW!"

[Tony Stark and Karen drag Megan to the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "Me and Tony Stark can't carry you, You're to heavy, No!

[Megan kicks Karen]

Karen: "STOP! STOP IT! THAT'S ENOUGH! STAY THERE FOR 4 MINUTES!!!"

[Megan escapes from the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "I didn't ask you to get up! Look at me Olivia! I will take your iPod away and you won't give it back until tomorrow, Got It."

[Karen puts Megan back to the Naughty Triangle]

Tony Stark: "Don't talk to her, Just put her back to the Naughty Triangle."

Megan: "DOES THE WHITE SHEET SUCKS"

Karen: "No, It doesn't suck, These aren't all suck either!"

[Karen puts Megan back to the Naughty Triangle]

4 minutes later

Karen: "OK Megan, You had to come on the Naughty Triangle because you didn't listen to mommy, right?"

Megan: "No!"

Karen: "Megan, look at me, I want an apology I want you to tell me you're sorry for not listening to me please."

Megan: "Sorry!"

Karen: "Thank You"

[Megan hugs and kisses Karen]

A Family Outing Edit
Iron Man: "The Parkinsons very rarely have quality time together. So I decided to have everyone take a trip to the Gateway Arch."

Tony Stark: "Who wants to go see the Gateway Arch?"

Olivia: "Me!"

Megan: "Me!"

[Cut to a view of the Gateway Arch]

[At the Gateway Arch]

Tony Stark: "Wow, isn't this great, girls? We get to go all the way to the top!"

Megan: "I love the Gateway Arch!"

Olivia: "This is fun!"

Frank (as they're about to go to the top of the Arch): "OK, ready?"

Karen (as they're heading up): "Here we go!"

Karen: "It was really nice for all of us to spend quality time as a family, with no tantrums or anything."

Tony Stark: "Did you like that?"

Olivia and Megan (in unison): "YEAH!"

Tony Stark Goes Away for a While

Tony Stark: "I am leaving for several days."

Karen: "Do you have any advice if Olivia ruins Elizabeth's birthday party?"

Tony Stark: "If Olivia ruins Elizabeth's birthday party, tell her she has to write an essay explaining what she did wrong and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mother."

Karen: "OK."

Tony Stark: "If she refuses to write the essay or apology letter, she will either lose any of her toys, be sent to the Naughty Triangle, or be sent to bed early."

Karen: "Alright."

Frank: "Also, she will lose her TV privileges for a week and she'll be forbidden from playing with her friends until further notice. And she'll be grounded for a week, too."

Iron Man (flies off): "Good night."

Karen and Frank: "Good night."

Family Test Run Edit
Terri's Telephone Call to Karen

[Phone rings]

Karen: "Hello, this is the Parkinson residence, Karen speaking."

Terri: "Hi, Karen, it's Terri, how are you?"

Karen: "I'm doing fine, thank you."

Terri: "I'm just calling to remind you about Elizabeth's birthday party."

Karen: "What theme is she having this year?"

Terri: "She's having an Alvin and the Chipmunks-themed birthday party this year."

Karen: "We got her a present at the mall and the permission slip of your invitation has been sent."

Terri: "Terrific, your permission slip is still in my office, I'll see you then."

Getting Ready Edit
Iron Man: "Later on, the family prepared for Elizabeth's birthday party, but both Olivia and Megan had none of it and instead wanted to meet their best friends Lily and Jessica to go roller skating in the park."

Frank: "It's time to change into your party clothes, girls!"

Karen: "They're on your beds. We need to go to Elizabeth's birthday party on time."

Olivia: "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTY! I WANT TO SEE LILY AND ROLLERSKATE WITH HER AT THE PARK!"

Megan: "ME EITHER!!!!! I WANNA GO SEE JESSICA!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You have to go no matter what. You can't have everything you planned happen today. Besides, get dressed already."

[Karen is knocking on Megan's door]

Karen: "Hurry up, Megan. We have to go!"

Megan: "I wanna play with Jessica."

Karen: "Get dressed right now!"

Megan: "I WANNA STAY HOME AND PLAY WITH JESSICA!!!!!!!"

Frank: "Megan Grace Parkinson, listen to your parents. Get dressed right now!"

Megan: "NO!!!!!!!"

[Meanwhile, Frank is knocking on Olivia's door]

Frank: "Olivia? Are you ready?"

[No answer]

Frank: "Listen to your father. Are you dressed yet?"

Olivia: "I want to spend time with Lily!"

Frank: "Maybe some other time. Now get dressed if you haven't already."

Karen: "Frank, she has 15 minutes till it's time to get in the car!"

Olivia: "I'M ALREADY DRESSED, D***IT!"

[Olivia storms out her room wearing a yellow headband with a bow, a green polo shirt, a lime green flower skirt, white tights, and yellow Mary-Janes]

[Megan storms out of her room wearing a green headband, a blue frock and black high heels]

Frank: "No! That is not right! That's not how you dress for a birthday party. Your party dresses are on your beds. "

Olivia: "NO!"

Frank: "Get dressed right now."

Megan: "I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!!!!!"

[Frank ]

Karen: "Time to put on coats! Frank, do you have Elizabeth's present?"

Frank: "Yes, I do. Now we can head off."

Olivia: "Can I see Lily, please? I still want to rollerskate with her."

Megan: "I wanna see Jessica please."

Karen: "Sorry, but you can't. You have to come with us to Elizabeth's birthday party. Now hurry up and get in the car! You can meet Lily tomorrow if you're good enough. And you can see Jessica tomorrow."

[Megan cries and throws a temper tantrum]

Megan: "I WANNA GO SEE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "Megan, you can go see Jessica next time. You are coming with us to Elizabeth's birthday party."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs and punches her mother in anger]

Frank: "OLIVIA!!!! YOU DON'T PUNCH!"

Iron Man: "Give her a warning, Frank! Give her a warning!"

Frank: "This is your first warning. Keep up this tantrum and you will go to time-out!"

[Olivia cries and throws herself on the ground, throwing a temper tantrum]

Olivia: "I WANT LILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Frank: "Not today. You have to go to your cousin's birthday party with us and see Lily next time. Now will you please calm down and get in the car?"

[Olivia kicks Frank's leg]

[Olivia gets into the car, sulking]

[Frank buckles Olivia's seat belt]

Olivia: "I wanted to rollerskate. It's just not fair."

[Megan hits her father]

Frank: "MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!!! GET IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Elizabeth's Birthday Party Edit
Frank: "Here we are!"

[Olivia decides to run next door to Lily's house]

Karen: "No, Olivia, wrong way!"

[Olivia sulks]

Karen: "If you continue to carry on like this, I'm taking away your Webkinz Silversoft Cat and Wander Over Yonder stickers for two weeks and putting you in timeout as soon as we get home!"

[Olivia takes off her clothes and jumps into the pool]

Terri (calling from the front door): "Elizabeth, they're here!"

[Cousin Elizabeth comes out, wearing a pretty light purple party dress]

Megan: "Happy birthday, Elizabeth!"

Elizabeth: "Thank you."

Karen: "Where's Olivia?"

[Olivia emerges her head from the pool]

Terri: "Olivia, it's not a pool party, so we will not be swimming."

Megan: "Mommy, Daddy, I found Olivia's shirt and skirt and shoes and coat. I also found her underwear and her tights."

Terri: "Karen! Frank! Olivia won't get out of the swimming pool!"

Olivia: "What kind of birthday party is it, then?"

Terri: "This is an ice cream social."

Karen: "OLIVIA MARIE PARKINSON!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE!!! GET OUT OF THE POOL NOW!!!!!"

[Olivia comes out of the pool, naked]

[Terri gives Frank some towels and Frank dries Olivia up and puts all her party clothes back on her]

[Olivia laughs]

Frank: "It's not funny."

Karen: "Terri, I'm really sorry about this. You see, Olivia has been kicked out of 3 schools over the last year. Frank, could you keep an eye on her?"

Frank: "Sure."

Terri: "Don't worry about it, Karen. But could you help me with the refreshments?"

[Elizabeth's other party guests arrive]

Terri: "Look, Elizabeth, it's all your friends from school."

[We see a huge variety of ice cream flavors, including chocolate, mint chocolate chip, rocky road, vanilla, tutti fruitti, cotton candy, bubble gum, superman, cookies n cream, strawberry, butter pecan, vanilla fudge twirl, pistachio nut, fudge tracks and espresso chip]

[We also see chocolate sauce, whipped cream, caramel sauce, strawberry sauce, sprinkles, broken-up cookies, bananas, cherries, flaked coconut, pineapple sauce]

[Olivia replaces the regular birthday candles with trick birthday candles that re-light by themselves, without anybody looking]

Terri: "Who wants ice cream?"

Elizabeth/Olivia/Megan/other kids: "Me!"

Megan: "I would like cookies and cream ice cream, please...with bananas, caramel sauce, sprinkles, coconut and whipped cream."

Elizabeth: "I would like superman ice cream, please...with cherries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce...and broken-up cookies."

Terri: "What about you, Olivia? What would you like?"

Olivia: "I would like chocolate ice cream, please...with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, whipped cream, and a cherry on top."

[Elizabeth's father hires a caterer, a pony ride, and a petting zoo]

[30 minutes later, the caterer, the pony ride, and the petting zoo arrive]

[Terri rents a moon bouncer]

[10 minutes later, the moon bouncer arrives]

[Elizabeth's father books a magician, a cotton candy machine, and a popcorn machine]

[8 minutes later, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore costume characters, the magician, the cotton candy machine, and the popcorn machine arrive]

Karen: "Come on, girls!"

Frank: "We're going to sing "Happy Birthday" to Elizabeth."

Terri: "Blow out the candles!"

[Elizabeth blows out the candles, but the candles re-light on their own]

Elizabeth: "Huh?"

[Elizabeth blows out the candles again, and the candles re-light up]

Elizabeth: "Mama, how did that happen?"

[Olivia smashes the chocolate birthday cake in Karen's face]

[Terri brings out some lemon cupcakes and lemonade]

[Frank brings out the eclairs]

Guest's mother: "Don't worry, Terri. I'll order a new chocolate birthday cake and some real birthday candles right now."

Terri: "Oh, thank you!"

[Olivia gobbles up the cupcakes]

[Olivia burps and we see lemon frosting smeared all over her face]

[Olivia punches the magician who is setting up the stage for his magic show]

[Olivia tips over the cotton candy and popcorn machines]

[Olivia deflates the moon bouncer with a nail and popping it]

[Olivia destroys the petting zoo and frees the animals]

Terri: "Save the lemonade and the cake pops!"

[Guests start screaming]

Karen: "WE ARE GOING HOME!!!!"

Megan: "Already?"

Karen: "I'm sorry, Megan, but your ungrateful sister has ruined this party!!!"

Frank: "Let's say goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving!"

Olivia: "Goodbye to everyone at the party and then we're leaving."

Karen: "No, Olivia, just say goodbye."

Olivia: "Goodbye."

Karen: "Come on, Olivia."

[Karen takes Olivia by the hand and drags her straight to the car]

[Elizabeth's father throws the trick candles in the bin and waves goodbye to Karen, Megan, Frank, and Olivia]

Terri: "Goodbye."

Elizabeth's Teacher: "I found the real candles! When the new cake arrives, we'll all sing "Happy Birthday" to Elizabeth again."

Frank: "Sorry, but you'll have to do that without us. Goodbye!"

Later...

Karen: "Olivia, this is absolutely the last birthday party your father and I will ever take you to until you can behave properly."

Olivia: "Good! I am glad! I never liked stupid birthday parties anyway! I never liked stupid, ugly Elizabeth either!"

Frank: "The next time we go to a birthday party, you will stay with Grandma, Missy! And you WILL have to write a 100-word essay about what you did at the party and an apology letter to Elizabeth and her mommy! Also, you will never see Lily  again!"

Olivia: "I WILL STILL GO AND SEE LILY!!!!"

Frank: "You will never see Lily or any of your friends ever again and you will go to bed early if you continue this behavior!"

[Olivia reluctantly grabs a pencil and begins writing an apology letter to Elizabeth and Terri under Frank's supervision]

Olivia (*writes*): "Dear Aunt Terri and Cousin Elizabeth, I'M NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I DID! I'M MOVING IN WITH LILY!!! I NEVER LIKED YOU OR YOUR STUPID SMELLY HOUSE!!!"

[Olivia then writes an essay under Frank's supervision]

[Frank checks Olivia's essay and the apology letter]

Frank: "It was not fair to your sister or anybody that we had to leave. You've inconvienienced everyone. We're very disappointed with you, Olivia!"

Olivia: "DON'T CARE! YOU'RE POO-POO!"

[Olivia runs out of the room and kicks Karen]

Karen: "Olivia, cut it out!"

[Olivia hits Karen]

Karen: "That does it! You're going to the Naughty Triangle RIGHT NOW!!!"

[Karen puts Olivia on the Naughty Triangle]

Karen: "Your behavior is really upsetting me. You do NOT ruin other people's birthdays and you DON'T hurt people! You are here for 6 minutes and I'm taking away your Maya & Miguel play set for two whole weeks! Thanks to you, Elizabeth could have ended up in casualty!"

Olivia: "(*bleep*) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "You're grounded for a week! And your TV privileges are also gone for two weeks and absolutely no friends until further notice! And I will tell Santa to leave you coal in your stocking next Christmas!

Olivia: "The guy doesn't exist anyway! Why should I care?"

[Olivia runs upstairs to her bedroom, locks the door, grabs her suitcase and overnight bag, throws her things in them, and runs away to Lily's house]

[Olivia runs more faster to Lily's house]

[Upon arrival, Olivia sees a sad Lily]

Lily: "Olivia, I am sorry, Mommy won't let me be friends with you anymore. She says you are a bad influence. I hope you understand. She doesn't want me to play with you anymore."

Olivia: " "

[Just as Olivia runs inside Lily's house, Frank and Karen find Olivia]