Remano/Neill Family Transcript

Before the revolving line of credit
Announcer: "Tonight on Supernanny..."

Sam: "(bleep) YOU!!!!! I WANNA KEEP PLAYING!"

Announcer: "Jo faces against the most badly-behaved children Jo has ever encountered."

Meghann, Sam, Joshua, Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "GO (bleep) ALL OF YOUR (bleep), YOU MOTHER(bleep)ING (bleep)HEADED (bleep)!"

Rowan: "Go and kill yourself!"

Announcer: "Rowan takes not one, not two, but four different types of drugs."

Jo: "Rowan had been arrested by the police for possession of crystal meth."

Announcer: "And babysitting is no good for the seven, especially that the troupe terrorizes the babysitters."

Rowan: "Everybody...3...2...1...ATTACK!"

Announcer: "Can Jo win against the seven?"

Jo: "Your behavior right now is annoying me!"

Announcer: "Or, will the seven send her away?"

Meghann: (sneering) "Duh, we did it anyway."

Submission Reel
Jo: "I'm in Lincoln, Nebraska, ready to help two parents with the most badly behaved children and only 1 well behaved girl I have ever seen in my whole life."

???: "Hi, we're the Remano Family!"

Hugo: "I am Hugo."

Bruna: "And my name is Bruna."

Katarina: "I'm Katarina, their 20-year-old oldest daughter who is pregnant with a child who is about to be born soon."

Bruna: "We have 8 children. Katarina is well-behaved, others are far from it. There's Rowan who is 14, Sam and Joshua who are 13, Meghann who is 11, Bryce is 6, Jose is 4, and Orla is 3 and Bekah Neill who is 5 she was given a new life to be with us."

Orla: "Daddy is a fat pig!"

Bekah: "An Imperial outcast."

Jose: "Daddy is simply brown all over!"

Bryce: "Daddy is a four-eyes! Daddy is a four-eyes!"

Hugo: "Orla, Jose, and Bryce are the worst behaved!!!!! They make fun of me for being quite fat but not obese, being Mexican-American, being bald, and wearing rose-colored glasses."

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy! Daddy's a baldy!"

Bruna: "I have very defiant and very aggressive kids. Rowan does illegal drugs but Sam destroys the drugs after he smuggled them."

Friend's mother on the phone: "Rowan was taking crystal meth and then Sam destroyed them."

[Sam throws Bruna's sewing kit out the window]

[Jose takes two dumps in Hugo's office]

Hugo: "Meghann is a very violent girl."

[Meghann aggressively attacks Bruna]

[Bekah finds a hologram of Avery Neill]

'''Bruna: Bekah is very kind. She has basically shut herself down because of her twin sister's death.'''

Meghann: "(bleep)!"

Bruna: "She rules the house with her aggressive, bossy, and disrespectful behavior."

Bruna: "Go and do your homework!"

Meghann: "Not unless you will give my Winx Club DVD to me!"

[Joshua pushes Katarina's crush to the garbage can]

Joshua: "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S A GARBAGE!"

Orla, Jose, and Bryce: "Daddy is a Mexican baldy!"

[Orla spits in Hugo's face]

Bryce: "(bleep)!"

Jo: "My word..."

Joshua: "Look at Katarina's big round belly!"

Hugo: "We tried every facility we could think of to adjust the kids' behavior from behavior modification camp to residential treatment center."

Bruna: "We also tried every reality TV show from World's Strictest Parents to Nanny 911."

Observation Begins
[Caller talks gibberish]

Bruna: "What?! You gotta be kidding me!"

Jo: "Rowan had been arrested by the police for possession of crystal meth."

[Jo walks in to see a pregnant 20-year-old young woman]

Danielle's 4th Birthday Party
Jo: "Later on, the younger children were invited to a neighbor kid's Disney Princess themed birthday party."

[Orla Remano, Bryce, Jose, and Katarina arrive with Sam at the kid's birthday party, which is taking place in the backyard]

Sam: "Mom asked me to chaperone Orla, Bryce, and Jose as they went over to Danielle's party since she had to go shopping. She was turning 4 years old that day. My most memorable year was last year. Danielle is Orla's best friend and a little sister of my late best friend, Chris. Chris died from a serious overdose on drugs last summer."

Katarina: "I decided to watch how fine it was going. I hoped it was going perfect, but it didn't."

[There is a magic show, a bubble show, a clown, Princess Aurora, face painting, balloon twisting, cotton candy, musical games, ponies, Princess Ariel, Princess Anna and Queen Elsa, an arts and crafts table, a Disney Princess moonwalk, a slushie machine, a Princess Castle cake, and a Disney Princess Piñata]

Jo: "Where's Bekah?"

Danielle: "She is in her room."

Jo: "Can I see her?"

Danielle: "Yes."

Jo: "Alright."

[Jo goes into a room to find a young girl]

Jo: "What's your name."

Bekah: "Bekah"

Jo: "Bekah, well nice to meet you I'm Jo."

Bekah: "Is the observation complete?"

Jo: "Not Yet."

Bekah: "Who is that?"

Jo: "Orla."

Bekah: "But she always acts up with her vile siblings, bring justice to them as you tried with Avery Neill she could be returned through the force."

Jo: "Your sister died?"

Bekah: "Yes, from cancer."

Jo: "I'm sorry."

Bekah: "I know."

[Jo leaves]

Danielle: "Thank you all for coming to my party."

[Bryce, Orla and Jose deposit their presents on the present table]

Danielle's mother: "I appreciate you children coming to Danielle's party."

Danielle: "Hi Orla!"

Orla: "Hi Danielle! How are you today?"

Jo: "At first, everything turned out fine."

Danielle's mother: "Who wants to ride the ponies?"

Jo: "But then all of a sudden, Rowan, Sam, Meghann, Joshua, Bryce, Jose & Orla came over and started to kick off

Orla: F**K YOU I WISH YOU CAN MOTHERF**KING DIE!!!!!!!!

Sam: "F**K YOU DANIELLE YOU STUPID S**T!"

Meghann (yelling): "CHILL OUT!"

Rowan: "INCLUDE US!"

Danielle: "Jo, my loyalties to you the 3 are causing trouble."

Jo: "Let me deal with them."

Danielle: "One bites me I will scream, Bekah is able to help us in order to restore the young Avery Neill to full health, she can be use to us."

Jo: "Alright."

Joshua: "Yeah! We want to come too!"

Rowan: "Look at what they are up to!"

Meghann: "Let's show them!"

[Meghann bites Danielle, causing her to scream]

Danielle: "MOMMY!"

Danielle's mother: "Oh, my god! What happened?!"

Danielle: "She bit me!"

Meghann: "DANIELLE! SHUT UP! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!"

[Danielle starts to cry and runs to her mother]

Danielle: "SHE HIT ME!"

[Danielle’s mother soothes Danielle]

Bekah: "There there don't cry Danielle, you are my best friend...."

Sam: "SHUT UP DANIELLE!”

[Joshua inserts lit fireworks into the Disney Princess Piñata]

Joshua: "I am going to destroy the party."

[Joshua laughs devilishly]

Danielle: "No! Not my piñata! DADDY!"

[The piñata explodes]

Princess Aurora: "Is everybody okay?"

[Rowan pours beer and wine on Danielle's head]

Danielle: "DADDY!"

[Orla hits Rowan]

Orla: "No!"

[Sam stabs Orla]

Sam: "NOBODY CARES ORLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Rowan downloads "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne on the iPod changes the music to "Drop the World" by Lil' Wayne]

[Bryce hits Rowan really hard]

Bryce: "I HATE THAT SONG!"

[Sam punches Bryce]

Sam: "SHUT UP BRYCE!!!!!!!"

[Meghann bites Princess Aurora]

[Meghann pushes Princess Aurora to the garbage]

Meghann: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S GARBAGE!"

[Joshua pushes Princess Ariel to the garbage]

Joshua: "LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE'S GARBAGE AS WELL!"

[Bryce slams a slushie in Danielle's head]

[Jose slams beer in Danielle's face]

[Orla slams wine in Danielle's head, she grabs her lightsaber and a duel ensures]

[Sam places a rock, one of Danielle's party guests trips over it and sprains her ankle]

Guest: "Oof”

Sam: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!"

Rowan: "Don't care what happened!"

Joshua: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"

Meghann: "NOW SHUT THE (bleep) UP! THIS PARTY IS BABYISH!"

Sam: STOP IT OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Guest: "Mommy, daddy, the party is getting messed up!"

Guest's father: "Oh, my! That's not a good thing! We don't want Danielle's party to be messed up, right?"

Guest's mother: "Oh, dear. That is bad news to me!"

Guest's father: "Oh, my lord!"

Guest: "Save the presents!"

Danielle: "I'll get them."

[Danielle saves the presents]

Cut to:

Guest's father: "Save the cake!"

Guest: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Katarina: "Don't worry. You'll be fine."

Guest: "Thanks, Katarina. You are the best."

Sam: "F**K OFF KATARINA!!!!!!!!"

Guest's father: "Please stop it!"

Sam: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!“

Guest: "No. That is no good!"

Sam: I HATE DISNEY PRINCESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meghann: "OH YES IT IS! NOW SHUT UP! DISNEY PRINCESS IS FOR BABIES!"

Guest: "Did she just call it "babies"? I think it fits my age."

Rowan: "Katarina's a fattie!"

Sam: SHUT UP ROWAN!!!!!!!!!

Katarina: "Knock it off! I'm nine months pregnant!"

Guest: "I want to come back to the party..."

Joshua: "SHUT UP!"

Sam: F**K OFF JOSHUA

[Guest crying in her bed, Bekah comforts the girl]

Bekah: "It's alright, you can stay with me."

Guest: "But these evil kids are destroying everything."

Bekah: "I won't let them, you'll stay with me until the party is over."

Rowan: "If you don't stop whinin', you're deserving a spanking and biting!"

Sam: SHUT UP, BE QUIET & CALM DOWN ROWAN!!!!!!!!!

Katarina: "Rowan, calm down!"

[Meghann bites the guest]

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

Guest: "OWWW! MOMMY!"

Joshua: "Bad girl!"

Sam: STOP IT!!!!!!!!

[Joshua slams a slice of pizza in guest's face and laughs]

Meghann: "IT'S YOUR FAULT, WHINY (bleep)!"

Sam: SHUT UP MEGHANN!!!!!!!!

[Rowan pours beer and wine in guest's face]

Guest: "This has been the worst birthday party night ever!"

[Guest cries]

Meghann: "YOU CRYBABY, SHUT THE (bleep) UP!"

[Meghann gets a lamp from the guest's dresser and slams it in the guest's face]

Guest: "OWWW!"

[Guest cries]

Katarina: "No, ma'am!"

[Rowan throws a drug at Guest]

Guest: "OWWW!" (cries)

[Sam destroys the drugs]

[Joshua trips Guest off the bed]

Guest: "OWWW! IT HURTS!" (cries)

[Joshua kicks Guest's ankle]

Guest: "IT HURTS....SO MUCH!" (cries)

[Joshua sits on Guest's face]

Guest: "OWWWWWW! I'M DYING!" (cries)

Katarina: "HOW DARE YOU?!"

Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan: (sneering) "Go (bleep) your own (bleep), lady."

Sam: STOP IT OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Princess Anna and Queen Elsa arrive with Danielle's birthday cake]

[Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan get their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended]

[Danielle opens her first gift to reveal a Frozen Blu-Ray, a Brave DVD, Tangled DVD]

[Sam destroys the presents]

[Sam inserts lit sparklers in the cake]

[The Disney Princess cake explodes all over everybody]

[Hugo and Bruna arrive at Danielle's house]

Danielle: "What are you doing here?"

Bruna: "Our kids caused trouble and they are getting a timeout when they get home."

Danielle: "Are you serious?"

Hugo: "Yes, because they ruined your party now call them to get their a**es down here."

Danielle: (to the kids) "Come over here."

[The kids come]

Katarina: "WE ARE GOING HOME, NOW!!!!!!"

Orla: "F**K OFF!" THIS PARTY IS BABYISH!"

Bryce: "I HATE DISNEY PRINCESS!"

Jose: "I WANTED MY MOTHERF**KING BIRTHDAY CAKE!"

Katarina: "I'm sorry Orla, Jose and Bryce, but Meghann, Joshua and Rowan have ruined Danielle's birthday."

Danielle's mother: (sobbing) "Mr. and Mrs. Remano! Hello!"

[Danielle's mother starts crying]

Danielle's mother: "Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan wrecked my daughter's pleasant celebration!"

Bruna: "What happened?"

Joshua: "Ohh, we helped out at the party. That's it."

Katarina: "Phphph...yeah right you helped out at the party... You did bad things, all right."

Bruna: "What did they do?"

Katarina: "At first, everything turned out fine. But then all of a sudden, Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan came into Danielle's birthday party and Meghann bit Danielle and came crying to Orla. Joshua also inserted lit fireworks into the pinata and Rowan poured beer and wine on Danielle's head. They also changed the BGM to Drop the World by Lil' Wayne and pushed Princess Aurora and Princess Ariel to the garbage. There was also a slushie, beer, and wine smashed into Danielle's face. A party guest sprained her ankle because of Rowan and things got worse after that incident. Meghann bit the guest, Joshua slammed the guest with a slice of pizza in the face, Rowan poured beer and wine at the guest, Meghann got a lamp that hit the guest. Rowan threw a drug, Joshua tripped the guest off the bed, kicked the guest's ankle, and sat on her face. Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan also got their respective foam fingers consisting of closed fists with only the middle finger extended."

Danielle: "They will get consequences and allow me to come I can save Avery."

Jo: "If it is your wish."

Danielle's mother: "Very well, you are free to return to your true family."

Danielle: "You mean I am an Organa."

Danielle's mother: "Yes."

[Jo frowns at Meghann, Joshua, and Rowan]

Sam: "F**K YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bryce, Orla, and Jose: "F**K OFF! WE DON’T CARE ABOUT CHRIS!"

[Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann roll their eyes]

Sam: "You really hurt his sister because she looked forward to celebrating her birthday with her family and friends, and you also hurt her parents because they worked very hard to host a party for their daughter to make her happy in fact she is from Alderaan her real family is not this one they are imperial outcasts sent by Darth Vader, and you also hurt her friends because they might not want to come back to her house again. Do you understand that?"

Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann: "NO! YOU DIDN'T INVITE US AND YOU DESERVED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Katarina: "Tell the family you're sorry."

Rowan: "I WILL NOT MAKE AN APOLOGY!"

Joshua: "I WON'T EITHER!"

Meghann: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO!"

Sam: SHUT UP! F**K YOU! MAKE AN APOLOGY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugo: SAMUEL LAWERNCE REMANO!!! DO NOT SWEAR IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jo gets very angry with Rowan, Joshua, and Meghann]

Jo: "What you've done really hurt everyone's feelings including me! It was also very selfish and hurtful."

Rowan: (sneering) "Duh, we did it anyway."

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice]

Jo: "KNOCK IT OFF! I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR ELECTRONICS FOR TONIGHT IF YOU CONTINUE MISBEHAVING!"

Sam: YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!! JO SHOULD FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

Meghann: "You are terrible, (bleep)!"

Hugo: "Let's say goodbye to everybody at the party and then we're leaving except for Danielle because she's going to come with us."

Danielle: "Thanks Hugo."

Hugo: "You're welcome."

Orla: "GOODBYE F**KER."

Bryce and Jose: "Bye bye you silly grapefruit."

[Danielle leaves with her new friends.]

Danielle's mother: "That fool."

Danielle's father: "We will alert Lord Vader."

[Danielle discovers that the 2 are Imperial Droids she fights them and they try to grab her."]

Droid #1: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST."

Droid #2: "Blast her."

[Danielle shoots the Droids and heads to her ship.]

[With Darth Vader.]

Darth Vader: "The time has come, find the girl and bring her to me."

Officer: "Yes, my lord."

Party Aftermath
[Back at home, Bruna is chiding Joshua, Rowan and Meghann]

Bruna: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE RUINED DANIELLE'S BIRTHDAY! SHE WAS ORLA'S BEST FRIEND WHO SHE ENJOYS SPENDING SOME TIME WITH!"

[Meghann, Joshua and Rowan begin writing their essays and apology letters to Danielle Bruna's supervision. The essays are horrible and the letters are not even apology letters]

[Meghann's essay only reads "B*** OFF! ORLA IS GETTING A SPANKING AND A BITING! I WON'T BE SORRY STUPID B****!"]

[Joshua's essay only reads "SHUT UP B****, SUCK MY D***! I DON'T CARE IF CHRIS DIED OF A SERIOUS OVERDOSE ON DRUGS! I HOPE HE GOES TO H***!"]

[Rowan's essay only reads "I QUADRUPLE-DOG DARE YOU TO DO DRUGS!"]

Bruna: "I do not appreciate this,"

[Joshua's sorry note reads "C***y grapefruits, I am not sorry!"]

[Rowan smuggles a drug]

[Sam destroys the drugs]

Sam: F**K YOU ROWAN!!!!!! DRUGS ARE NOT HEALTHY!"

[Rowan's sorry note reads "Smuggle cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and heroin."]

[Meghann's sorry note reads "WHO CARES ABOUT A DUMB OLD F***ING MOMENT THAT OVERCOMES THE DEATH OF A FAMILY FRIEND?! NOT ME! AND SAM, WHO'S MOTHERF***ING RESPONSIBILITY IS IT THAT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR F***ING BFF? YOURS!"]

[Sam destroys the essay & sorry notes]

Sam: "F*** YOU ROWAN, JOSHUA & MEGHANN!"

Danielle: "Stop, the language."

Sam: "They do it all the time."

Danielle: "Sam, Jo can deal with them."

Parent Talk
Jo: "I'm here to talk to you about your children."

Bruna: "I feel like the children are against me."

Hugo: "My parents were killed by a ninja, sending me to an orphanage for one month. I had a serious medical condition called Type 1 Diabetes because I was overweight. It hit my adoptive parents like a ton of bricks."

Jo: "Rowan has been expelled from schools for using and selling drugs, hasn't he?"

Hugo: "Rowan doesn't respect me at all. I feel like I'm the enemy to him."

Jo: "You've got to step up to the plate and take charge, otherwise your son Rowan will be in jail for drug possessions."

Hugo: "I tried everything to lose weight to gain self-confidence back; I tried diet pills, every fat diet, every kind of exercise, every weight loss gimmick you see on TV...everything. Nothing works! But I am not obese."

Bruna: "The children ruined Thanksgiving for my husband's friends and family. Me, Hugo, Katarina, and all our children were at his mother's house for Thanksgiving dinner."

Hugo: "My mother Roberta was cooking the turkey, my brothers, sister, cousin, nieces, nephews, and friends were all here."

Jo: "Oh, my. what happened?"

Hugo: "Today our 3 kids ruined Danielle's party she was crying and upset so we allowed her to come with us her parents were discovered to be Imperial droids "

Bruna: "It was so terrible I was so angry they will be punished Danielle read the letters and was offended by what she saw. "

House Rules
Jo: "Today, I'm going to introduce some house rules. Rule number one: Listen and obey. Rule number two: Use indoor voices. Rule number three: No disrespecting home,"

Sam: "(bleep) off, I ain't listening!"

Hugo: "Sam, listen to Jo please."

Jo: "No talking back or swearing,"

Joshua: "GRAPEFRUIT!"

Jo: " No yelling."

Discipline
Jo: "Hugo and Bruna never discipline their children, so today, I introduced some discipline techniques."

Jo: "We have the most badly behaved children I have ever encountered. The household needs discipline. The children were always pushing the limits, and the parents never even discipline their children."

[Nicole calls Jo]

Nicole: "Who are the children?"

Jo: "We have Katarina, age 20, Rowan, age 14, Joshua, age 13, Sam, age 13, Meghann, age 11, Bryce, age 6, Jose, age 4, and Orla, age 3. Katarina is the only well-behaved child. The other children are very far worse. They are crude, have violent outbursts, and they have been expelled from a total of around 50 schools and another named Bekah, age 5 and yesterday Danielle age 4 has joined us they're the only 2 well behaved."

Nicole: "Okay. The best discipline for Rowan, Joshua, Sam, Meghann and Bryce is the Reflection Room."

Jo: "What about Orla and Jose?"

Nicole: "Give Orla the Naughty Pit and Jose the Naughty Platform."

Jo: "What about Danielle?"

Nicole: "She's fine."

(back to the Remano Family household)

Jo: "I'd love you to use the Naughty Pit for Orla."

Hugo: "I think it sounds like a good idea."

Jo: "The Naughty Pit is for children 3 and under, so I'm also introducing you the Naughty Platform."

Bruna: "Can we use the platform for Bryce, Rowan, Sam, Joshua, and Meghann, too?"

Jo: "No. Just give them the Reflection Room."

Bruna: "Okay."

Naughty Pit, Naughty Platform and Reflection Room
Jo: "It wasn't long before Sam started to kick off."

Bruna: "Sam, it's time for lunch, so you need to turn off your XBOX One."

Sam: "(bleep) YOU! I WANNA KEEP PLAYING!"

Danielle: "Stop with the language."

Bruna: "Then, I'm taking away your XBOX One."

Sam: "NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE (bleep)ING XBOX ONE!"

Bruna: "Yes I can, because I am your mother and I make the rules, not you!"

Danielle: "You can give me the XBOX One."

Bruna: "Here Danielle."

Danielle: "Thanks!"

[Bruna confiscates Sam's XBOX One]

Sam: "Return my XBOX One before I punch your lip!"

[Bekah walks out of her room.]

Bekah: "Now, enough!"

[She grabs the kyber crystal and heads to the tomb where her twin sister's remains lie.]

Bruna: "Don't even think about it! Just wait until your father gets home!"

Sam: "NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE IT TO ME!"

Bruna: "Wait until your father hears about this!"

Sam: "BUT IT IS MINE! THE XBOX ONE IS MINE!"

Bruna: "I Gave it to Danielle.]

Jo: "If you continue to act this way, you're going to the Reflection Room."

Sam: "I shall keep acting like this until you return my XBOX One!"

[Katarina is in her bedroom, working on her term paper for Psychology when she hears the ruckus]

[Sam draws a picture on the wall in Hugo's bedroom of someone resembling the owner being struck to death by cars, lightning, and a steamroller, alongside Bruna, Jo, and Katarina]

Jo: "When I saw what Orla and Jose were doing, I suggested them go to timeout."

[Orla spits in Hugo's face, while Jose takes a dump in Hugo's office]

Jo: "Sam, you're going in the Reflection Room, Jose, you're going on the Naughty Platform, and Orla, you're going to the Naughty Pit."

Sam: "GO (bleep) YOURSELF, YOU CAN'T DISCIPLINE US! WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!"

Jo: "Hugo was trying to get Bryce to turn off the television."

[Hugo cleans the saliva off his face, and goes over to Bryce, who is watching Dino Dan on TV]

Hugo: "Turn off the TV please. It's lunchtime."

Bryce: "NO, I'M NOT TURNING OFF THE TV, YOU MEXICAN, FOUR-EYED (bleep)! GET THE (bleep) AWAY FROM ME OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A FLYSWATTER!"

Jo: "Bryce was having none of it and was being disrespectful."

Jo: "Give him a warning because we are not having this behavior anymore."

Hugo: "Bryce, this is your warning. Don't use abusive language towards your father. If you do it again, I will be taking you for timeout into the Reflection Room for 6 minutes. Do you understand?"

Bryce: "BROWN BALDY!"

Jo: "Take him by the hand, Hugo."

Danielle: "No, I'll handle this."

Jo: "I suggested Hugo to take Bryce to the Reflection Room."

Hugo: "All right, I warned you about making fun of me, now you're going to the Reflection Room for 6 minutes right now. Let's go,"

[Hugo deposits Bryce to the Reflection Room and Orla to the Naughty Pit]

Jo: "Danielle if you had the authority I can give that to you now let me deal with Bryce [To Bryce] You were placed here because you kept making fun of your father. Now you stay here for 6 minutes. "

[Hugo pays attention]

Jo: "You have been placed here because you were spitting at your father's face. Now you stay in this pit for 3 minutes."

[Bruna deposits Sam to the Reflection Room and Jose to the Naughty Platform]

Bruna: "You will sit in the Naughty Platform for 4 minutes for taking a dump in your father's office."

[Cut to Jo in the Reflection Room]

Jo: "Sam, you do not draw on the wall, especially in dad's office. The picture is also very mean and very hurtful. Bryce, you do not make fun of daddy just because he is bald or Mexican. Sam, stay there for 13 minutes, and Bryce, stay there, like daddy said for 6 minutes."

Ask Supernanny
Jo: "Parents, your teenager wants to babysit to earn money. When do you feel that you can trust her to accept the babysitting job?"

Jose picks on Hugo
Jose: "You Fatty, Fatty."

Danielle: "Stop picking on your father."

Hugo: "JOSE, SHE TOLD YOU TO STOP IF YOU CONTINUE YOU WILL GO TO THE NAUGHTY PLATFORM!"

Jo: "Excuse me, use a Firm voice."

Hugo: "OK, this is your warning if you pick at me you will be in timeout."

Jose: "Daddy is F**king stupid, he should get ran over!"

Jo: "Danielle take him to the naughty platform."

[Danielle takes Jose to the naughty platform, Jo walks over.]

Jo: "You have been placed here because you kept making fun of your father. Now stay here for 4 minutes."

Danielle: "I'll stand guard to make sure he doesn't escape."

Dining Out
Katarina: "Since I am pregnant, I am not allowed to have raw meat, deli meat, fish with mercury, smoked seafood, raw shellfish, raw eggs, soft cheeses, unpasteurized milk, caffeine or alcohol."

[The family are seated round the table]

Waiter: "How are we folks this evening?"

Jo: "It's fine, we have nine kids who are just aren't so adventurous except for Danielle and Bekah when it comes to food."

Jose: "GO AWAY, MOTHERF****R!!!!!!"

[Bekah enters the tomb and places the Kyber Crystal on top a light shines and Avery Neill is reborn.]

Avery: "Bekah!"

Bekah: "Avery!"

Bruna: "Jose Michael Remano, this is your warning. If you talk rude to this waiter again, you will go to timeout once we get home."

Jose: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "Order your food and act like a good boy now."

Jose: "NO!!!!!"

Meghann: "Can I use the bathroom?"

Bruna: "Sure."

[Meghann goes to the bathroom]

Bryce, Jose, and Orla cause mayhem
[Jose throws his shrimp at Meghann]

Meghann: "HEY!!! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, CREEP!!!!!"

Bruna: "JOSE MICHAEL REMANO!!!! DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO THROW SHRIMP AT YOUR BIG SISTER?!?!?!?"

Jose: "YES I DO!!!!!!"

Bruna: "I DON'T, NOW EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!"

Jose: "NO, NO!!!!! I WANT COOKIE NOW!!!!!!"

Danielle: "ENOUGH!"

Meghann: "Will this kid ever eat his dinner?"

Jose: "DON'T WANT DINNER!!!!! GIVE ME DESSERT!!!!!! I WANT A MILLION COOKIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!"

Rowan: "This kid's will is strong."

[Rowan snaps at Jose]

Rowan: "HEY DUDE, EAT YOUR PEAS!!!!!!!"

Danielle: "Rowan you ruined my party."

Rowan: "I didn't like the party."

Danielle: "Well, that's because you're banned from birthday parties so you and your siblings have hurt me and you are in possession of drugs."

[Danielle takes the drugs and throws them.]

Jose: "SHUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP, ALL OF YOU!!!!!! GIVE ME DESSERT!!!!!!!!"

Hugo: "You will have your desert when you eat your dinner."

Jose: "NO, NO, NO, NO, GIMME CAKE!!!!!! ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Orla smacks Meghann in the face and throws her soup at Joshua]

[Bekah enters with her sister Avery Neill the 2 grab their lightsabers and duel with Orla."]

Bekah: "We're here."

Jo: "So is this the Avery I have been hearing about?"

Avery: "Yes, I am the one."

Jo: "Nice to meet you, Avery."

Avery: "Under many circumstances the trouble has been caused my sister will have the unruly children processed to our base."

Bekah: "We have been assigned to locate the lost weapon."

Danielle: "Under our command, Jo."

Bruna: "Orla Patricia Remano, knock it off!"

Joshua: "YOU WILL START WITH THE STEAK, PEAS, AND MASHED POTATOES!!!!!!!!"

Jose: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PUDDING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Orla: "GIVE ME PUDDING POOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Jose and Orla begin to have a food fight]

Bruna: "JOSE MICHAEL AND ORLA PATRICIA!!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF OR I WILL SPANK YOUR A***S WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Bruna, stop there. I'll show you."

[Jo gets angry with Jose and Orla]

Jo: "This behavior is upsetting me! I want you two to sit down and eat your dinner! Stop being naughty!"

Jose (sneering): "I DON'T WANT TO!!!! I WISH YOU ALL WERE DEAD!!!!!!!"

[Everyone stares at the Remano family and Jo]

Jo: "I hope you don't mean that, Jose! What you said to me was really unacceptable!"

Jose: "SHUT UP, STINKY!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR G*****N DINNER NOW, JOSE!!!!!!!!!"

[Jose cartwheels to another table]

Teenage girl: "Who are you? Get away from me!"

[Avery heads to the table]

Teenage girl: "Who are you?"

Avery: "Avery."

Teenage girl: "Well, that little boy came to me by cartwheeling."

Avery: "Do you know him?"

Teenage girl: "No, Avery I don't if you want I can take you home."

Avery: "Are you my cousin?"

Teenage girl: "Yes."

[Avery hugs the girl.]

Jose: "I'M LEAVING CAUSE YOU WON'T GIVE ME PUDDING POP!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "I'm not giving you a pudding pop because of your behavior right now."

Jose: "GIVE ME A PUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG POOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'''Hugo: "If we would have given him the pudding pop, then he would've eaten his dinner like his well-behaved sister Katarina." '''

Bruna: "Jose, sit down at eat your steak, please."

Jose: "I WANNA GET A PUDDING POP!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "Hold on, Bruna, stop right here. Sit down in the chair and get on with eating your dinner and stop throwing this temper tantrum! Do you understand?"

Jose: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice at Jose]

Jo: "THIS BEHAVIOR OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW IS MAKING PEOPLE STARE AT US! NOW SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR DINNER!"

Jose: "I WANNA GET A PUDDING POP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH, JOSE!!!! EVERYONE IN THIS RESTAURANT IS VERY UPSET, INCLUDING ME!!!! NOW ACT LIKE A GOOD BOY AND EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!"

Jose: "GIVE ME A PUDDING POP NOW, YOU FAT B***H!!!!!!"

Meghann: "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cares?!?!?! No pudding pop for you!"

Bruna: "I cracked up when Meghann acted like Meryl Streep when she was in Into the Woods and screamed 'WHO CARES!' like a mother when she's angry. I could tell she's a big #1 Meryl fan."

Bruna: "Good one, Meg!"

Meghann: "Thank you."

[Bryce hits Meghann]

Bryce: "I DON'T WANT DINNER EITHER!!!!!!"

Teenage girl: "Well, your son came to me."

Bruna: "Thanks for telling me."

Avery: "He did so to make her mad."

Bruna: "JOSE, YOU DO NOT GO OVER TO SOMEONE'S TABLE."

Orla: "GIVE US DESSERT!!!!!!!!"

Bruna: "Bryce Robert, Jose Michael, and Orla Patricia Remano, sit down and eat your dinner dinner like well-behaved children."

Bryce: "GIVE ME DESSERT!!!!!!!!"

Meghann: "I see Jim and Tammy Bakker over there being silly."

Katarina: "You think they're Jim and Tammy Bakker, huh, Meg?"

Meghann: "Yep."

Nighttime Nightmare
[Rowan runs to his friends' house]

[Sam snatches his mother's credit card, runs outside, and dials a number to Best Buy]

Jo: "To my shock, I found out that Sam used his mother's credit card to buy things on the phone at Best Buy."

Sam: "I would like Papa's Burgeria HD, Cut the Rope, Angry Birds HD, Temple Run 2, Singing Fingers, Monster Magic, Flow, Touch the Dead, Ultimate Mortal Kombat, a Nintendo DSi XL, Jet pack Joyride, Bad Piggies HD, a Nintendo 3DS, Driver: Renegade, Nine Hours, The Walking Dead, Tiny Wings, a Wii U, a XBOX One, Castle Crashers, Fruit Ninja Kinect, a 16GB SD Card, Real Steel, Mad Riders, NFL Blitz, Harms Way, Dungeon Defenders, Bang Bang Racing, Flow's Green, Blue, and Purple packs, Kitchen Carnage, a Nintendo Wii Console Pro, four 5000 Nintendo points cards, and five $20 retail price cards please."

[Joshua snatches his father's credit card, joins Sam outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "Which number can I get guns?"

[Meghann snatches Katarina's credit card, joins the twin teens outside, and dials a number]

Joshua: "I'm going to get guns."

Meghann: "I'm dialing a number to Target."

Sam: "And I already dialed a number to Best Buy!"

Katarina: "Hey, where'd my Discover credit card go? It was in my wallet. Mom, Dad, my Discover card is gone!"

Meghann: "MP3 Player and a 128GB SD Card."

[Danielle finds them and takes their phones.]

Danielle: "Get in the house."

Jo: "It turns out that Meghann took her older sister's credit card."

Hugo: "And so is my MasterCard credit card. It's missing!"

Jo: "And it turns out that Joshua used Dad's card to buy guns."

Joshua: "Rifle, Uzi, and shotgun please."

Jo: "I cannot believe the older children took the adults' credit cards. It's just appalling."

Bruna: "Did a ghost take it?"

Sam: "I'll get my stuff in no time!"

Bruna: "I think a ghost took my Visa credit card."

[Danielle returns the cards to Bruna.]

Katarina: "I don't think ghosts are real, mother."

Bruna: "I know. Ghosts aren't real. Those are not ghosts, those are Sam, Joshua and Meghann."

Joshua: "GHOSTS ARE GRAPEFRUITS, TOO!"

Meghann: "And Katarina will go in the (bleep)ing Reflection Room if she returns my stuff!"

Katarina: "If my credit cards get stolen, I should notify the credit card company ASAP and cancel my cards."