Riding in Barney's Car (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's 1997 version) (script)

(we open up, and we see the kids entering through the school gate)
 * Chip: Today is gonna be great! Do you know why?
 * Keesha: Well, it is a sunny day.
 * Chip: Yes, but it's more then that.
 * Robert: What's great about today?
 * Chip: It's Saturday! That means we can play all day!
 * Keesha: Great!
 * Shawn: Let's play the game "What If".
 * Kids: Yeah!
 * Chip: Then what are we waiting for, everybody? Let's play!
 * (fades to them dressed up in different things)
 * Min (dressed as a jungle explorer): I'm on the way to the jungle to look at the jungle animals! I haven't seen some of them before!
 * Tosha (dressed in winter clothes): I'm on my way to Antarctica! I can't wait to do fun things in the snow!
 * Jason (dressed as a camping consuler): Welcome to the campsite! Camping here is fun!
 * Shawn (dressed to go to the beach): Can't wait to go to the beach, and swim!
 * (Robert and Hannah come out as king and queen)
 * Robert: Da, da, da, da! Here comes the king.
 * Hannah: And the queen. Roll out the carpet.
 * (red carpet rolls down school door stairs)
 * Keesha (as a cowgirl): Ye haw! I'm a cowgirl about to ride a horse!
 * Chip (dressed as a pizza bakery, pushing a pizza car, with the Barney doll): Beep! Beep! Here comes a pizza delivery for Barney the Dinosaur!
 * (pushes the toy car, bumps into the treehouse, then the Barney doll slides off the toy car backwards, then the Barney doll comes to life)
 * Barney (comes running backwards): Whoa!
 * Kids: Barney!
 * (kids stop him from running backwards, then hug him)
 * Barney: Hi everybody! Thanks for the ride, Chip.
 * Chip: Your welcome. But I'm sorry I ran the car into the treehouse. It was an accident.
 * Barney: That's okay, Chip. That was fun, even though it was bumpy at the end. So, what'cha doing?
 * Kids: Pretending!
 * Barney: And I see you all used your imaginations, too!
 * Keesha: We're having lots of fun pretending to do different things, Barney!
 * (music starts for "The Land of Make-Believe")
 * Barney: It is fun to imagine "What If". What if, little birds could dance and sing, and we could fly with magic wings.
 * Robert: And maybe for a day I could be king!
 * Barney & Kids: What if.
 * Barney: In the sky the rows and rows the clouds were fluffy marshmellows! (all of them stand on their tippy toes, reaching) And we can reach them on our tippy toes.
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen. Anything can be. Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Oh, anything can happen here.
 * Barney: It's so much fun, so give a cheer!
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. What if.
 * Hannah: We sailed the ocean in a tub.
 * Chip: Rowing while we scrub-a-dub!
 * Barney: Watching bubbles flying through the sky.
 * Barney & Kids: What if.
 * Kids: We could jump up to the moon, fly round the world in a big balloon!
 * Barney: And everyday could bring a new surprise!
 * Barney & Kids: Anything can happen. Anything can be. Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Anything can happen here, it's so much fun so give a cheer! Anything can happen in the land of make-believe. Oh, anything can happen in the land of make-believe.
 * (music ends)
 * Barney: You know, I got a good idea to make the "What If" game more fun. First, I'll need this. (does magic, and gets a driver's hat) And this. (does magic, and the toy car turns into Barney's car) Now when you get in the car, you got to remember this car rule...
 * Kids: Buckle up your seatbelt!
 * (music starts for "Buckle Up My Seatbelt")