John writes a custom barney wiki

Once upon a time john decided he'd waste some time writing a barney wkik page. He thought about all of his amazing friends (the only ones being people on the internet), but decided that they'd merely ridicule him for wasting his time for writing something on such a godforsaken site. Then he figured, "that's a good point. I should go out and get laid!" Then he left his computer to get some china and found an actual life. The end. PS This is a story based on true events, asside from john going out and getting laid. .

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