The Treasure of Bowser (BarneyBJBabyBopandRiffFan's Version) (Script)


 * (we open up, and we see everyone relaxing in the Throne Room of the Mushroom Kingdom)
 * Mario (though mouth doesn't move): Plumber's log, number 6. It was a peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom! As long as Bowser wasn't around, we were thinking of ideas to try and get rid of him and his koopalings!
 * (Luigi closes his book)
 * Mario (now mouth moves, and is not doing plumber's log): How's that book, Luigi?
 * Luigi: Great, Mario! I'm ready to take it back to the library!
 * Princess Peach: Can I come with you, Luigi? I want to check out a book!
 * Luigi: Okay!
 * (they leave, and fades to the outside of the "Mushroom Kingdom Public Library", and then we go inside)
 * Princess Peach: Luigi! Look what I found! (gets out a map)
 * Luigi: What is it?
 * Princess Peach: It's a map! This might help us get rid of Bowser for good!
 * Luigi: Just a silly old map?
 * Princess Peach: No! Let's go back to the castle! I'll explain it all!
 * (they leave, and fades to the outside of the castle, and then we go inside the castle)
 * Princess Peach: Look at this, everyone!
 * Kathy: What is it?
 * Princess Peach: It's a map that leads to the Doom Dancer Music Box!
 * Derek: What's the Doom Dancer Music Box?
 * Princess Peach: It's a magic music box! The faster you turn the handle, the faster the music goes, and the faster everyone dances! And the slower you turn the handle, the slower the music goes, and the slower everyone dances! And after all that dancing, everyone passes out!
 * Mario: This could help us get rid of Bowser for good!
 * Barney: Super-Dee-Duper!
 * Toad: What are we waiting for? Let's go find it!
 * Min: We don't know where the music box is though!
 * Princess Peach: It says here on the map that the music box is in Dark Land's Temple of Gloom!
 * Luigi: Dark Land!? That's Bowser's own home!
 * Mario: Don't worry, Luigi! As long as Bowser doesn't know we're there, we can find the music box, go find Bowser and his koopalings, and get rid of them! Come on, everyone! Let's go!
 * (they go out castle, and fades to them at a warp pipe, and they go down warp pipe, and fades to them coming out a warp pipe in Dark Land)
 * Kathy: It's a little dark in here!
 * Barney: It won't be anymore! All we have to do is open this box!
 * Min: What's inside it?
 * Barney: Some special lightning bugs are in here!
 * (opens box, and a bunch of lightning bugs come out)
 * Min: That's better!
 * (music starts for "Twinkle Little Lightning Bug")
 * Barney: Twinkle little lightning bug! Twinkle! Twinkle little lightning bug for me! Twinkle little lightning bug all through the night! Your twinkles are so special to me!
 * Barney, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad & Kids: Sparkle little lightning bug! Sparkle! Sparkle little lightning bug for me! Sparkle little lightning big all through the night! Your sparkles are so special to me! Glimmer little lightning bug! Glimmer! Glimmer little lightning bug for me! Glimmer little lightning bug all through the night! Your glimmers are so special to me! Your sparkles are so special to me! Your twinkles are so special to me!
 * (music ends)
 * Michael: Now that we can see, we can look for the music box!
 * Barney: Then here we go!
 * (music starts for "A Hunting We Will Go")
 * Barney: I wish I had a treasure map to share with everyone! 'Cause if I did, we all could have a treasure hunt for fun!
 * Barney, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad & Kids: A hunting we will go! A hunting we will go! We're going on a treasure hunt! A hunting we will go! A hunting we will go! We're going on a treasure hunt! A hunting we will go!
 * (music ends)
 * (they walk off, and fades to the inside of Bowser's castle, with Cheatsy, Big Mouth, and Bully throwing darts at pictures of Mario, Luigi and Barney)
 * Bully: There is nothing better then throwing darts at Mario, Luigi and Barney!
 * Big Mouth: Yeah! You said it!
 * Cheatsy: Aren't you gonna throw darts with us, King Dad?
 * Bowser: Not know, Cheatsy! (blows nose with tissue) I still got my cold! (sneezes into tissue)
 * Big Mouth: Maybe you should see a doctor, King Dad! Doctors are your friends! They can help you feel better!
 * Bowser: No way, Big Mouth! I don't trust doctors!
 * Big Mouth: I trust you though, King Dad!
 * Bowser: So what, Big Mouth? Your not a doctor!
 * Big Mouth: I can be a doctor, if you really want me too!
 * Bowser: Okay then!
 * (Big Mouth waves his magic wand, and he is magically dressed as a doctor)
 * Big Mouth: I'm Doctor Big Mouth! I'm the best doctor ever! I will make you feel better!
 * Bowser: Just get on with it!
 * (music starts for "The Doctor is a Friend of Mine")