Christmas Time (SuperMalechi's Fantasy Version)

(the opening credits start)
 * WALT DISNEY PICTURES Presents
 * A PIXAR ANIMATION STUDIOS Film
 * in association with CINE GROUPE and LYRICK STUDIOS
 * Barney's WHO FRAMED SHERIFF WOODY
 * (the opening credits end. We see the start of a Toy Story cartoon's opening titles. The titles say "A Toy Story Cartoon" and "Mischief Happens". The song "You Got a Friend in Me" is used. The intro to the cartoon ends. We fade to Woody and Bo Peep.)
 * Bo Peep: Hey, Woody!
 * Woody: Hi, Bo Peep.
 * Bo Peep: Just watch Bullseye while I go help my sheep.
 * Woody: Okay. (Bo Peep leaves) I gotta watch Bullseye. (he arrives to see Bullseye) Bullseye, you must be careful not to destroy anything. I can play my favorite video game "Sheriff Woody World".
 * (fade to Woody playing Sheriff Woody World. On the screen, in Level 1, Sheriff Woody is running to jump on enemies. But haft way, a snake hits Woody and he is thrown out of the level)
 * Woody: (screaming) No!!!! Limme try again! (He does so) Let's go through the level. (He does so the whole level) Yay!! (Laughs) (the level ends) Onto the next level! (Goes to level 2) Let's go! (he starts to go through the level, but gets hit by one of the snakes) Not again! (groans) Bullseye, I tried to win, but enemies keep hurting me! (Bullseye claps) Really? I still can watch you.
 * (Bullseye wanders off)
 * Woody: No, no, no, no no! You gotta listen to me! I am so the boss of you! Mr. Potato Head! Bullseye is still michevious!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Well, Woody. You gotta warn him.
 * Woody: Okay.
 * (Woody walks off, but suddenly sees Bullseye turning on the cooking pan and screams)
 * Woody: I'LL SAVE YA, BULLSEEEYYEE!! (turns off the stove) I warned you! You should've NEVER touched this! Not appropriate!
 * (Bullseye climbs up the cookie shelf and eats 4 of the cookies)
 * Woody: No! Get back down here! (Slips on cookie crumbs and flies into the wall, banging his forehead) Ouch! (he then flies into the ceiling and lands on a bag of black soot. He jumps out, covered in black soot, and tries to avoid another trap, but slips on a toy soap and crashes into another wall. Things including a boiling pan, and red sauce fall on top of him. The pan is covering Woody's head, and when the red sauce falls on him, it pours on his head inside the pan. Woody screams and races across the kitchen and hits a open fridge. He opens the door and climbs out of it. He then shuts the door) Thank goodness I'm okay.
 * Buzz: Ya okay Woody.
 * Woody: Yes, but Bullseye keeps getting into things.
 * Buzz: Well, this may get him in a bit of trouble.
 * Woody: Oh. Well, this could get easy if bees does not on my nerves.
 * Director: CUT!
 * Buzz: What is wrong with this take?
 * Director: Nothing, Buzz. You were great. You were perfect. You were better than perfect. It's Woody. He keeps blowing his lines. Woody... [Grabs a CGI bee] ...what's this?
 * Woody:: A bee?
 * Director: A bee! [Throws bee to the floor] Woody read the script. Look what it says. It says "Well, this could get easy if he does not get on my nerves." Not bees- HE! Can we lose the playback please?
 * Background: Cut the playback!
 * Director: Woody, you got to be kidding me!
 * Buzz: [Stomping off] For the love of space, Woody! Like how many times do we have to do this scene? Director! I'll be in my trailer! Taking a nap!
 * Man: Whoa!
 * Buzz: 'Scuse me man.
 * Director: My stomach can't take this. This set is a mess! Clean this set up. And get him out of there. Or seal him up in it. Loose the lights. And say lunch.
 * Background: LUNCH!
 * Director: That's lunch. Run ahead. (Woody follows him)
 * Woody: Please, director. I can give you stars. Just let Buzz come up to me one more time.
 * Director: Woody! I've done it 23 times already.
 * Woody: I can take it though. Don't worry about me.
 * Director: I'm not worried about you I'm worried about the script.
 * Woody: I can give you stars.[Grabs frying pan off a passing trolley] Look. (taps the director with the pan) Look! Loook! Please Director. I can do it I promise. Just give me another chance. Well come on Director...
 * (the scene translates to Barney walking towards the classroom. Barney then sees the viewer(s))
 * Barney: Oh, hi there! We're going to have another great day today! Come on inside!
 * (He then enters the classroom. Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa and Fufu are in there)
 * Sagwa, Dongwa, Sheegwa and Fufu: (see Barney) Barney! Hi!
 * Barney: Hello Sagwa. Hello Dongwa. Hello Sheegwa. Hello, Fufu. It's nice to see you again. Robert and Keesha have arrived at the playground, so we decided to met up with you.
 * Sagwa: Well, we are playing in here because it's fun here.
 * Fufu: And enjoyable.
 * Barney: Well, I am so happy to be with you when we play together. (music starts for Let's Play Together) I love to play with you, run and jump all day. Everything we do is fun when I'm with you.
 * All:Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. I love to play with you.
 * Barney: I'm glad you're here today. Now we can pretend or we can play our favorite games with all our special friends
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you.
 * All: Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. Have fun the whole day through
 * Barney: When it's a rainy day, we can be inside and play. As long as I'm with you, we'll have lots to do
 * All:Let's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together. Have fun the whole day throughLet's play together. It's what we love to do. Let's play together.
 * Barney: I love to play with you.
 * (music ends)
 * Sheegwa: That was great.
 * Dongwa: It's sure fun playing together.
 * Barney: Yeah, Dongwa. Playing together is fun. More of my friends are coming here. I'll bring them over. (he uses magic, and Min, Robert, Keesha and Mario appear)
 * Barney: Hi there!
 * Kids: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: I'm so glad to have you here.
 * Min: Thanks, Barney.
 * Barney: You're very welcome, Min.
 * Sagwa: Robert, your new haircut looks neat.
 * Robert: Thanks, kitty. That was from last week.
 * Sagwa: Barney.
 * Barney: Yes?
 * Sagwa: Playing together can be only fun, but not only that it's fun, it's also very enjoyable
 * Barney: Oh, Sagwa. You're so sweet. I love to play with all of you.
 * (we hear BJ's whistle and Baby Bop's giggle)
 * BJ: Hi Barney!
 * Baby Bop: Hi everybody!
 * All (except BJ and Baby Bop): Hi Baby Bop! Hi BJ!
 * BJ: Watch ya' doing today?
 * Sagwa: We're playing together.
 * Robert: And having fun.
 * BJ: Aw cool! I love to play too!
 * Baby Bop: Me three!
 * Barney: Well, sure thing!
 * Mario: I know! We can have fun at the playground!
 * Min: And play in there too!
 * Barney: Great! Now let's go!
 * All (except Barney): Yeah!
 * Fufu: Wait for me! (flies after the others)
 * (the scene fades to the playground as Barney and the others enter there and music for "The Having Fun Song")
 * Barney: Today is a special day, because we're all together. We'll have a Super-Dee-Duper time, because we're gonna have fun. Clap your hands.
 * (they all clap hands)
 * Barney: Run in place.
 * (they all run)
 * Barney: Dance a silly dance.
 * (they all dance)
 * Barney: Make a funny face.
 * (they make funny faces)
 * Barney: Whatever we do, me and you, the one thing that we know..
 * Barney & Kids: Is that we're gonna have fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. We're gonna have fun together. Fun, fun, fun. Fun with everyone. We're gonna play all day. Together we're gonna have fun. Together we're gonna have fun.
 * (music ends)
 * Sagwa: We sure are going to be having fun once again Barney.
 * Barney: We are, Sagwa.
 * BJ: Hey guys! Look at this! It's a letter from my friend from the Toy Story universe, Mr. Potato Head.
 * Sheegwa: What does this say?
 * Robert: Can you tell us?
 * BJ: It says: "Dear BJ. You made such a nice visit from me and the other toys. I am so glad if you can visit us again. Love, Mr. Potato Head".
 * Baby Bop: Goodie!
 * Barney: Well, it's so nice to have a letter from a friend, BJ.
 * Fufu: We wish we can go anywhere to different universes.
 * Sheegwa: And see friends from there.
 * Sagwa: Can we imagine, Barney?
 * Barney: Sure thing. (music ends) Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me
 * Sagwa: We could go to the moon in a great big balloon
 * Sheegwa: Build a castle by playing pretend
 * Dongwa: We could even explore with a big dinosaur
 * Fufu: Or make rainbows that never end
 * All: Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me.
 * BJ: We could go anywhere
 * Baby Bop: We can be anyone. We can do it quite easily too.
 * Kids: We just play let's pretend and we know in the end, that it's so much fun to do.
 * All: Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine all the things that we could be. Imagine all the places we could go and see. Imagination's fun for you and me.
 * Barney: Imagination's fun for you and me. (music ends)
 * BJ: Can you help us transport to universes right now?
 * Barney: Sure. All you have to do is close your eyes, and use your imagination.
 * (everyone does so)
 * Barney: Now wish very hard. Shimbaree, shimbarah.
 * All: Shimbaree, shimbarah, Shimbaree, shimbarah!
 * (they disappear from the playground and they appear in the Toy Story universe)
 * All: Wow!
 * Sagwa: What is this place?
 * Barney: It's the universe of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever children are here. But not only that, they are computer animated toons as well.
 * (Buzz appears)
 * Buzz: Greetings!
 * All: Hi, Buzz.
 * Barney: Everybody, this is my good CGI friend Buzz Lightyear. Buzz, this is Sagwa.
 * Sagwa: Hi Buzz.
 * Barney: Dongwa.
 * Dongwa: Hi.
 * Barney: Sheegwa.
 * Sheegwa: Hi.
 * Barney: Fufu.
 * Fufu: Hello.
 * Barney: BJ.
 * BJ: Hello.
 * Barney: Baby Bop.
 * Baby Bop: Hi,
 * Barney: Robert.
 * Robert: Hi.
 * Barney: Min.
 * Min: Hello.
 * Barney: Keesha.
 * Keesha: Hi, Buzz.
 * Barney: And Mario.
 * Mario: Hello.
 * Buzz: It's nice to see you all.
 * Sagwa: Well, I am a traditional animated toon cat, and I am from my Chinese universe, and so are my friends and family.
 * Buzz: I am in CGI. (music starts to Welcome to the World of Toy Story) It's nice to have all of you here. Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever humans leave for others. We toys have to cope with each other and become friends! That's what it is all about!
 * All: Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys play and tag along, whenever they aren't with their owner. We toys' friendship shall not go downhill or fade away! That's what it is all about!
 * Barney: When the owner comes back, toys stay still, and he plays with them nicely, and the favorite goes to.....
 * All: The cowboy doll!
 * Buzz: That's my friend!
 * All: Welcome to the World of Toy Story. Where toys come to life, whenever humans leave for others. We toys have to cope with each other and become friends! That's what it is all about!
 * (music ends, as Barney giggles)
 * Barney: It's so nice to see you again, Buzz.
 * Buzz: It is nice, Barney. This world is part of the Pixar world, same with Monsters University, The Incredibles and other Pixar films. I heard that today, Sheriff Woody has messed up his lines once again while we're filming another short. So, Barney, you must help him fix his problems.
 * Barney: I can do that, Buzz. See ya later.
 * Buzz: I have a performance on a song. But if you want to see that, it will be the perfect idea.
 * Barney: I would love to. Bye!
 * (Barney walks off)
 * Barney: See ya when I get back, everybody.
 * All (except Barney and Buzz): Good luck!
 * (Barney walks off out of the Toy Story stage on his way to find Woody. He approaches the director)
 * Barney: Hi Pixar Manager
 * Pixar Manager: Hi Barney. Good to see you again.
 * Barney: Your place that the Toy Story universe was in was stuuuupendous!
 * Pixar Manager: Yep. Like Buzz said, the cowboy blew his lines again, so you have to help him.
 * Barney: I will do my best. He needs me to help him get his lines right.
 * (Just then, Super Mario appears)
 * Mario: Hi-a there! It's a me! Mario!
 * Barney: Look! It's my old friend from Nintendo, Mario!
 * Pixar Manager: Yeah. I got him on loan from Nintendo Studios. Him and half the cast of The Legend of Zelda. Best part is.... they work for mushrooms.
 * (Pixar Manager gives a handful of mushrooms to Mario, and he walks off)
 * Barney: Bye Mario. I gotta go Pixar Manager. See you any time.
 * Pixar Manager: Bye.
 * (Barney walks out of the Pixar studios and is on his way to find Woody's house. He meets up with Mike and Sulley)
 * Barney: Hi Mike and Sully. Have you seen Woody?
 * Mike: Yes, he is in his house moaning about the messed up line situation.
 * Barney: I see. I have to go and help him. See you later.
 * Mike and Sulley: Bye.
 * (Barney walks off more)
 * (he enters a theater)
 * Barney: Here it is, the theater.
 * Donald: Quack, quack. Cut it out!
 * Daffy: Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?
 * Woman: Mmm, most amusing.
 * Man: A bit more apple juice?
 * Daffy: I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are despicable!
 * Donald: Doggone, stubborn, little... That did it! Aahh!
 * Daffy: This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!
 * Donald: Oh yeah!
 * (Donald grabs Daffy, throws him into the piano and slams it shut on him, leaving only his beak sticking out.)
 * Daffy: This means battle.
 * Barney: They're having so much fun today.
 * (Donald is playing both piano's at once.)
 * Donald: This is hot stuff.
 * (Daffy takes over and behind him appears a devilish Donald who throws Daffy to the back of the stage)
 * Daffy: Whoa!
 * (the audience applauds as the ducks leave, statisfyed)
 * Barney: That is a super-dee-duper play for the traditional animated toons!
 * Shrek: Hi Barney!
 * Barney: Hi Shrek.
 * Shrek: Long time no see!
 * Barney: It's good to see you again. How's your life at the DreamWorks studios?
 * Shrek: Work's going well, my purple friend.
 * (The room is dark, and goes quiet. Soon, silence is broken when Buzz arrived at the stage)
 * Buzz: Greetings! I'm Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! It's time for a preformance on You've Got a Friend in Me!
 * (music begins as audience cheers)
 * Buzz: You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. You just remember what your old pal said boy, you've got a friend in me. Yeah, you've got a friend in me.
 * Barney: That was a super-dee-duper preformance.
 * Buzz: You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. If you've got troubles,I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We stick together and can see it through cause you've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am. Bigger and stronger too. Maybe, but none of them will ever love you. The way I do, it's me and you. Boy, and as the years go by. Our friendship will never die. You're gonna see it's our destiny. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me.
 * (music ends, and audiences cheers on Buzz)
 * Buzz: Thank you! Thank you all!
 * Barney: You did it Buzz! You're fantastic!
 * Buzz: Thanks, dinosaur.
 * Barney: You're welcome, my good spaceman toy friend.
 * (next scene goes to Barney resuming on his way to find Woody when he hears Buzz and Jessie talking)
 * Jessie: Come Buzz honey. I'm over here. I've got everything you need, right here, on the bed.
 * Buzz: Oh, not tonight Jessie. I have a headache.
 * Jessie: But Buzz! You promised.
 * Buzz: Oh... alright. But this time take off that hand buzzer.
 * Jessie: Mister Guy! Mister Guy! Mister Guy, Mister Guy...
 * Buzz: Wow!
 * Jessie: Mister Guy, Mister Guy... Mister Guy! Mister Guy! Mister Guy! Mister Guy!
 * Buzz: Oh Jessie!
 * Barney: That was so stuuupendous! (giggles)
 * Jessie: Mister Guy! Mister Guy!
 * (cut to Woody in tears and freaking out at the Pixar studio office)
 * Woody: Mister Guy! Mister Guy! Ahah! I don't believe it! (bawls) Mister Guy! Mister Guy! Is that true?
 * Pixar Manager: Take comfort son. You're not the first man whose friend played Mister Guy on him.
 * (Manager hands him a handkerchief which Woody blows into. He hands it back dripping with water and Manager hands it to Barney)