BJ Takes the Cake (script)


 * (we open up at the school and see the kids planning on Michael's birthday)
 * Michael: Today is my birthday, Carlos.
 * Carlos: You are right, Michael.
 * Shawn: We need our help from a friend.
 * Irene: What friend?
 * Tosha: We need help from...Barney!
 * (the Barney doll comes to life)
 * Barney: Woah! I love birthday parties.
 * Kids: Barney!
 * Barney: Hi, everybody! Guess what today is?
 * Michael: My birthday.
 * Barney: That's right, Michael. (music starts for Hooray! It's Your Birthday!) It was a special day. Hooray! Today is a very special day. We can't wait to celebrate your birthday. Hooray! Let's play your favorite party games. We'll sing and clap and wish you happy birthday.
 * Carlos: Pin the tail on the donkey if you can. Dance and spin like a top. Find a seat playing musical chairs. When will the music stop?
 * Barney & Kids: Hooray! Today is no ordinary day. We think you're great. Let's celebrate your birthday. Let's hold hands and play "Ring Around the Rosie." I love it when we all fall down. Then we'll pretend that we have a hot potato and pass it all around. Hooray! Today is a very special day. Let's shout "Hooray!" and celebrate your birthday. Hooray! Hooray! It's your birthday! (music ends)
 * Michael: So, here's my cake from my birthday.
 * Barney: Wow! It's a stu-u-pendous cake!
 * (BJ and Baby Bop arrive at the school)
 * BJ: Hi, everybody.
 * Baby Bop: Hi.
 * Barney & Kids: Hi, BJ. Hi, Baby Bop.
 * Michael: Today, it's my birthday.
 * Baby Bop: Your birthday! I sure love your cake.
 * BJ: Me too, Michael.
 * Barney: We better go out to the playground and talk about your birthday, Michael.
 * Michael: Yes, Barney.
 * Barney: So, come on, gang! (they go to the playground, except for BJ and Baby Bop)
 * Baby Bop: I am gonna taste the frosting. (she goes to the cake)
 * BJ: No, Sissy! No!
 * (Baby Bop dips her finger into the frosting and tastes it)
 * BJ: Aw, yi-yi-yi! I am mad at you now!
 * Baby Bop: What?!
 * BJ: You'll be sorry! (music starts for When I Get Mad) I am really mad! Sometimes, everybody gets real mad. It's even true for a grown up. So if that feeling gets a hold of you, tell me some things that you might do. Sometimes I run or jump up and down or color with black and red. Or I might hold tight to an old stuffed animal. Mine's a teddy named Fred. Then I talk about my feelings with a friend, or a teacher or my mom or dad. And after I do, it seems to be true that I don't feel so bad. I talk about my feelings when I'm mad. I make a fist or stamp my feet, or scream with lots of power. Or I sing a song that's fast and loud; Once I sang half an hour. Then I talk about my feelings with a friend, or a teacher or a grown-up. And after I do, it seems to be true that I don't feel so bad. I talk about my feelings when I'm mad. Then I talk about my feelings with a friend or a teacher or a grown up. And after I do, it seems to be true that I don't feel so bad. I talk about my feelings when I'm mad. I talk about my feelings when I'm mad!
 * Baby Bop: I'm so sad, BJ. (cries)
 * BJ: Well, I am still pretty mad!
 * Baby Bop: (still crying) It's not fair! I just wanted to try and taste the frosting from Michael's cake, but you...YOU STOPPED ME!! (cries even louder)
 * BJ: Stop crying, Sissy! You did that on purpose!!
 * Baby Bop: (sniff, sniff) What are you going to do now?
 * BJ: I am going to teach you a lesson! (music starts for I'm Gonna Teach My Sister A Lesson) I'm gonna, I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. She touched the frosting from somebody else's cake. I gotta get it into something else, that hides it from being touched again. I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. I'm gonna, I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. She touched the frosting from somebody else's cake. I gotta get it into something else, that hides it from being touched again. I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. I'm gonna, I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. She touched the frosting from somebody else's cake. I gotta get it into something else, that hides it from being touched again. I'm gonna teach my sister a lesson. (music ends)
 * Baby Bop: You made me sad. (goes back to crying)
 * (BJ grabs Michael's cake, while Baby Bop cries)
 * Baby Bop: Why did I do that on purpose?!
 * (BJ sets it into a cage and locks it)
 * BJ: There! Nobody can touch it ever again.
 * (BJ goes out into the playground)
 * BJ: Hi, guys. Sissy touched the frosting of the cake.
 * Barney: Oh, it reminds me of John Jacob Jingerheimer Schmidt. (music starts for John Jacob Jingerheimer Schmidt)
 * Barney, BJ & Kids: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schimdt! Da da-da da-da da-da da!" John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schimdt! Da da-da da-da da-da da!" John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schimdt! Da da-da da-da da-da da!" John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schimdt! Da da-da da-da da-da da!" Oh, yeah! (music ends)