Supernanny and the UrRu (Mystics)

Before the revolving line of credit Edit
Announcer: "Tonight, on Supernanny..."

Olivia: "You fuck off!"

Announcer: "Jo meets a family whose adopted daughter has ADHD."

[Olivia screams at the top of her lungs]

Olivia: "Fuck you!"

Olivia: "I hate you, UrZah!"

Olivia: "Shut up, UrNol!"

Olivia: "You stupid bitch!"

Submission Reel Edit
{Cut to a shot of the Gateway Arch in St. Louis, Missouri}

Jo: "I'm in St. Louis, Missouri, ready to help a family, whose adopted daughter has ADHD. Let's take a look."

UrZah and UrAmaj (in unison on Jo's DVD-player): "Hi, we're the Mystics!"

UrZah: "I'm UrZah."

UrAmaj: "And I'm UrAmaj."

UrNol: "And we have two kids. Olivia, who's 6, and Megan, who's 4. Olivia has been kicked out of three schools over the last year due to her violent behavior."

UrUtt: "Even though Olivia has ADHD, she misbehaves."

[{in footage} Olivia throws a temper tantrum, kicking and screaming and pounding her fists on the floor]

[{in footage} Olivia throws a toy Leap Frog bus]

[{in footage} Olivia hits UrYod]

UrYod (in footage): "DO NOT HIT ME!"

UrUtt: "Olivia rarely stays put in time-out."

UrAc: "It's a struggle for us to keep Olivia in time-out."

[{in footage} UrSol puts Olivia in time-out]

UrSol (in footage, very sternly): "You stay there! You are in time-out!" [Olivia runs out of time-out]

Urlm: "Olivia throws temper tantrums if she doesn't get in her way."

UrSol (in footage, at a store with Olivia and Megan): "No, you're not getting that Alvin plushie!" [Olivia throws a temper tantrum]

Urlm: "Megan also colors on walls..."

[Megan colors on the walls]

UrZah and UrAmaj (in unison): "Supernanny, please come help the Parkinson family now!"

Jo (closes her DVD-player): "Well, I'll be there as soon as possible."

Jo Arrives at the Door Edit
[Jo gets out of her Supernanny van, walks up the steps to the Parkinson family's front door, and knocks on it]

[A hunchbacked creature with long white hair answers the door with a smile]

Jo: "Hello."

UrZah (smiling): "Hi, I'm UrZah, pleased to meet you."

Jo (smiling): "Hi, UrZah, pleased to meet you, I'm Jo." [Jo and UrZah shake hands]

UrZah (cheerfully): "Come on in!"

Jo: "Thank you."

[UrZah lets Jo in and closes the front door]

[Cut to another white haired creature greeting Jo with a smile]

UrYod: "Hi, I'm UrYod."

Jo: "Hi, UrYod, hi, pleased to meet you, I'm Jo." [Jo and UrYod shake hands]

[A fair-skinned little girl with long, wavy dark brown hair and big, dark brown eyes runs into the room shrieking playfully]

Olivia: "Hi! I'm Olivia!"

Jo: "Hi, Olivia. Pleased to meet you, I'm Jo-Jo." [Jo and Olivia shake hands]

[A little girl with long, straight, light brown, almost dirty blonde, hair, and dark brown eyes, walks into the room]

Jo (smiling): "Well, who's this little one?"

Urlm (smiling): "This is Megan."

Jo: "Hi, Megan, pleased to meet you. I'm Jo-Jo. Shake Jo-Jo's hand." [Jo and Megan shake hands]

Jo: "So, UrRu, I'm here today to observe the family, I understand you have some issues that need to be addressed, but carry on  as normal as if I'm not even here."

UrSol: "OK."

UrAmaj: "Sounds good to me."

Observation Begins Edit
Jo: "I couldn't have been really in the doorway for more than five minutes when Olivia started to kick off and behave extremely naughty."

[Olivia attempts to throw a ball at UrNol's head]

UrNol: "Knock it off."

[Olivia laughs]

UrNol: "We don't throw balls in the house. If you wanna play ball, go outside."

Olivia: "Shut the (*bleep*) up!"

UrUtt: "HEY! Olivia, watch your mouth."

[Olivia continues to threaten to throw the ball at UrNol's head]

UrNol (sternly): "Don't you dare throw it at me."

[Olivia throws the ball at UrNol's head]

UrNol: "That's it. You've lost this ball."

Olivia (screaming): "NOOOOOO!"

UrNol: "You can have it back tomorrow, if you behave yourself for the rest of the day."

Olivia: "NO! GIMME MY BALL BACK NOW!"

UrNol: "You better stop screaming at me!"

Olivia: "GIMME MY BALL BACK!!"

UrNol: "No!"

[Olivia starts hitting UrAmaj]

UrAmaj: "DO NOT HIT ME!"

Jo: "Is Olivia always aggressive like this to you?"

UrNol: [sighs] "Yes, unfortunately. Usually if she doesn't get her way or is told no."

Observation continues Edit
Jo: "I couldn't believe Olivia had the same brain mixed with Lois Kiejeliches so Megan scribbled all over the walls."

[Megan scribbles all over the walls with a black crayon]

[Karen gasps]

Megan: "UrSol! UrSol! Look!"

UrSol: "Megan! Did you do this?"

Megan: "Yes I did!"

UrSol: "You are staying in the Naughty Triangle for 4 minutes!"

Megan: "Okay."

[UrYod drags Megan to the Naughty Triangle]

UrYod: "You have lost your Draculaura doll for 4 minutes, missy!"

4 minutes later...

Urlm: "You can get out now. I cleaned up the walls for you."

Megan: "Yay! Can I have my Draculaura doll?"

Urlm: "Yes you may."

Megan: "Sweet!"

Olivia: "What a good girl she is!"

Naughty Triangle Edit
Jo: "Later on, The Mystics were trying to get Megan to go shopping with them. But Megan refused to go and wanted to go to her friend's house."

Megan: "I want to go to Jessica's house, please!"

UrZah: "Not today. We are shopping at the mall to buy a birthday present for your twin cousins Samantha and Elizabeth."

Olivia: "But I want to go see Jessica! She's got a new in-ground pool!"

Megan and Olivia: “Shop online!!!!!!!”

UrZah: "I said not today! The present will not arrive in time if i shop online You have to help Me pick out a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth."

Jo: "And that's when the fireworks went off."

Megan: "I WANNA GO SEE JESSICA!!!!!"

Urlm: "Megan, no!"

[Olivia covers her ears]

Megan: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I WANNA SEE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Megan throws a tantrum like a 2-year-old]

UrUtt: "Stop this behavior right now! We have to get a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth. If you continue acting this way, you will go to the Naughty Triangle, and your toys will be in toy jail, and  you won't have it back until three days. Got it?"

[Megan ignores UrUtt and continues throwing her tantrum]

Megan (screeching): "I WANT TO GO AND SEE JESSICA!!!"

Jo: "Firmly tell her to get in the car, otherwise she will lose her Strawberry Shortcake play set."

UrSol (firmly): "Megan Grace Parkinson, this is your warning. You need to help Me pick out a birthday present for Samantha and Elizabeth. If you do not get in the car, you will lost your Strawberry Shortcake toys for two days. Do you understand me?"

[Megan runs straight to Jessica's house]

Megan: "I'M GOING TO SEE JESSICA NOW!!!!!! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!!!!!!"

UrYod: "GET OVER HERE OR ALL OF YOUR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES TOYS AND DVDS WILL BE SOLD ON EBAY!!!!!!!"

Jo: "I was like, eBay?"

Jo: "How is threatening to sell your child's toys on eBay supposed to teach her to listen to you and teach her to behave?"

UrUtt: "I'm frustrated. Let's go, Megan!"

[Megan headbutts the chanter]

Megan: "I WANT TO GO SEE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

UrSol: "It's too late now! Olivia, you stay with Jo-Jo."

Olivia: "What's happening now?"

Jo: "Megan is just being extremely naughty."

[Urlm chases Megan]

Urlm: "GET BACK HERE OR YOU WILL NOT WATCH STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES FOR A MONTH!!!!!"

Jo: "UrZah eventually took Megan back to the house, but what came next was absolutely shocking."

[Megan smacks UrAmaj in the face repeatedly, making UrAmaj's face bleed SkekAyuk's face also bleeds]

[UrNol smacks Megan on the back of her head constantly, making Megan's head bleed]

UrAmaj: "NO!!! YOU DO NOT DO THAT, MEGAN!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!!"

Megan: "GO TO H(*bleep*)!!"

Jo: "I was absolutely appalled when UrAmaj got his revenge by smacking Megan on the back of her head when Megan smacked her. I do not approve of parents smacking their children at all."

[UrAmaj tries to get Megan into the car, but Megan starts kicking and hitting UrNol]

[Jo attacks Megan very violently]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE HERBALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Karen (screaming angrily): "MEGAN GRACE!!!!!!!"

Jo: "I was appalled to see Karen lose her anger, so I stepped in to show her how to deal with Megan."

[Jo gets very angry with Megan]

Jo: "You are making me unhappy! I don't appreciate your behavior!"

Megan: "I WANNA GO SEE JESSICA ANYWAY, YOU STUPID B***H S**T!!!!!"

[Jo doesn't seem pleased and raises her voice at Megan]

Jo: "THAT IS ENOUGH, MEGAN!!!!!! YOU ARE FAILING TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!"

Megan: "YOU ARE FAILING TO LET ME SEE JESSICA, JO STUPID FROST!!!!!!!!!"

Jo: "YOU DO NOT TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!!! YOU WILL GET IN THAT CAR AND BEHAVE YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!"

Megan: "NO!!!!!!"

[Jo pulls Megan away from immediate surroundings]

Jo: "Right now, your behavior is absolutely unacceptable! When your mother or father ask you to do something, YOU do it! You are not going to Jessica's house and that decision is final! Now you lost your Strawberry Shortcake toys for a week. Now get in the car and do as you're told."

Megan: "I DON'T CARE, YOU F*****G TOAD!!!!!!"

[Megan tackles Olivia to the ground]

Jo: "I was also appalled when Megan just called me a toad and tackled Olivia to the ground like an evil Gremlin."

[Jo raises her voice]

Jo: "I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS BEHAVIOR AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! YOU DO NOT TACKLE OLIVIA TO THE GROUND OR TALK NONSENSE TO ME!!!!! YOU ARE NOT WATCHING STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE AND THAT DESICION IS FINAL!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET IN THAT CAR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"

[Megan kicks Jo in anger]

Jo: "Stop kicking me right now! Olivia's in the car!"

[Frank, Karen and Jo drag Megan into the car]

Megan: "I WANNA SEE JESSICA!!!!!!"

Jo: "Get in that car now!"

Megan: "I DON'T WANT TO!!!!!!!"

[Megan hits Olivia]

Olivia: "MOMMY!!!!!"

Karen: "MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!!!!!"

Megan: "SHUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "Coming up on Supernanny...Megan attacks Frank and Karen at the mall."

[Megan runs into a Toys 'R' Us store]

Frank: "GET BACK OVER HERE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE OR YOUR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE'S BERRY BITTY ADVENTURES: PUTTIN' ON THE GLITZ DVD IS IN TOY JAIL FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!"

[Karen walks Megan to the corner]

Karen: "SIT!!!!!!!"

[Megan pinches Olivia on her head, causing her to get a pimple]

Karen: "YOU DO NOT PINCH YOUR SISTER BECAUSE YOU'RE MAD!!!!!!!!!!"

Megan: "SHUT UP, GREG!!!!!!!!"

Frank: "DON'T TALK TO US LIKE THAT, MEGAN GRACE PARKINSON!!!!!!!!!"

[Frank drags Megan by her hand to a corner]

[Olivia hugs Karen nervously]

Frank: "THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!"

Announcer: "And later... Megan tests Jo's patience."

Jo: "Answering back to me is NOT on!"

Karen: "MEGAN, DON'T SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW!"

Megan: "YOU SHUT THE F**K UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!"

Jo: "You don't talk to your mother like that! Now you behave and stop it."

Announcer: "When Supernanny returns."